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Teacher & Students

2011-04-19T09:35:00.001-07:00

A first standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students. >The teacher asked,"Harry what is your problem?" >Harry answered, >"I'm too smart for the first standard. My sister is in the third standard >and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third standard >too!" >The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. >While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to >the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher >he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his >questions he was to go back to the first standard and behave. >The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions >were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > Harry: "9". > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" > Harry: "36". >And so it went with every question the ! ! principal thought a third >standard >should know. >The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think >Harry can go to the third standard." >The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" >The principal and Harry both agree. > >The teacher asks, >"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" >Harry, after a moment, "Legs." > >Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" >The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! >Harry replied, "Pockets." > >Now no reactions or special face symbols on Harry's face. He was >so cool! > >Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants" > >Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, >oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ? >Harry: Coconut > >The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the! ! >answer, Harry was taking charge. > >Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? >Harry: Bubblegum > >Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down >and a dog do on three legs? >Harry: Shake hands > >Teacher: What is that a woman has two and a cow has four ? >The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the >answer, >Harry: legs > >The Principal said to stop this session, but the teacher continued. > >Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. >Harry: Yep. > >Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. >I get wet before you do. >Harry: tent > >Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. >The best man always has me first. >Principal was looking restless and bit tensed. >Harry: wedding ring > >Teacher: I ! ! come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you >blow me,you feel good. >Harry: nose >Guys ,please take things in the right sense like harry and ME. > >Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. >Harry: arrow > >Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot >of excitement? >Harry: "Firetruck" > >The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, >"Put Harry in the fifth standard, I missed the last ten questions myself."

The A - Z of Achiving Success

2011-04-18T10:37:00.000-07:00

Success: A saying says noting succeed like success. Meaning when a success come it often leads to another success. Success is real, great, it is the best thing that can ever happen to you. Please don't run Amok because you are not in the same pedestal with success, because their is still much time if you can read through, understand and digest my principles of success, don't put yourself in six and seven, just read and understand all the steps.

Success is define according to Oxford Dictionary as the fact of becoming rich or famous or of getting a high social position (There can be riches without success, some people are rich but not successful but success without riches is not possible) W talk about success and riches in other publications).

A - Z of Success
A - Seek to acquire Knowledge
B - Believe you can suceed
C - Be Courageous , Confidence, but no overconfidence.
( it destroys, ''You'll think you are Mr Know All'').
D - Determination to succeed, Develop yourself.
E - Expect Failure, Work hard for its opposite.
F - Fearlessness: It makes you forget past failure.
G - Generate, Graph out your road map, make sure your compass is accurate
with its leading.

H - Hunger Thirst and persist to succeed don't go off the rails.
I - Ignore necessary But not important demands (self e.t.c).
J - Just Obey the leading compass ( It takes you out of the wood).
K - Keep focused until you get their because the top is not far as you think.
L - Learn ( Learning is great, Leadership is good, Learners are Leaders).
M - Meditate, Maintain and Monitor yourself.
N - Take necessary precautions of the pills of success (Even when it is
very bitter).
O - Obey, take your leading compass roughest routes, Never misuse
Opportunities, Making sure you take time by the forelock.
P - Put a Positive attitude toward yourself and what you say to yourself
( I will make it, I will succeed).
Q - Ask Relevant Questions.
R - Recognise mistakes, make Repairs.
S - Be Specific ( Don't be a jack - of - all - trades), Survey your reading
and study plan.
T - Think wisely (Cudgel your brain), Teach: It is an expressway to becoming
a Leader.
U - Unite yourself with useful tools and materials such as books, information
and understandable teachers.
V - Violate all rules and demands of failure i.e self, situations and
condition.
W - Be Witty, don't be shy.
X - X-ray your capabilities and potentials.
Y - Yearn for Success.
Z - Zealousness will make you the cream of the society.

Are you asking yourself if you can succeed, Yeah you can succeed with God by your side all days of the year. There are Supernatural Forces who have said you can't succeed as far as I'm alive and you are the only you who can say no to them. Take prayer by your right hand and your success will follow. God without hard work is failure but God + hand work is success. When success come, some, many people ( good and bad ) will come identifying with you, please be wise, not everyone that comes around you is a friend, some are black legs, you most always try and smell rats very carefully, be satisfied with what you have because A bird in hand is worth two in the bush, don't let people lure you away from your successful abode. When all this is taking, with God you'll make a killing.

In Conclusion, Success is achieving that you have yearn for and remember ''noting succeed like Success''

'Build Courage to Face the Enemies Within'

2011-04-10T14:57:00.000-07:00

We have nothing to fear but fear itself."
Franklin D. Roosevelt, U.S. President

Facing the Enemies Within
by Jim Rohn
We are not born with courage, but neither are we born with fear. Maybe some of your fears are brought on by your own experiences, by what someone has told you, by what you've read in the papers.
Some fears are valid, like walking alone in a bad part of town at two o'clock in the morning. But once you learn to avoid that situation, you won't need to live in fear of it. Fears, even the most basic ones, can totally destroy our ambitions. Fear can destroy fortunes. Fear can destroy relationships. Fear, if left unchecked, can destroy our lives. Fear is one of the many enemies lurking inside us. Let me tell you about five of the other enemies we face from within.
FIRST ENEMY - Indifference
The first enemy that you've got to destroy before it destroys you is indifference. What a tragic disease this is. "Ho-hum, let it slide. I'll just drift along." Here's one problem with drifting: you can't drift your way to the top of the mountain.
SECOND ENEMY - Indecision
The second enemy we face is indecision. Indecision is the thief of opportunity and enterprise. It will steal your chances for a better future. Take a sword to this enemy.
THIRD ENEMY - Doubt
The third enemy inside is doubt. Sure, there's room for healthy skepticism. You can't believe everything. But you also can't let doubt take over. Many people doubt the past, doubt the future, doubt each other, doubt the government, doubt the possibilities and doubt the opportunities. Worst of all, they doubt themselves. I'm telling you, doubt will destroy your life and your chances of success. It will empty both your bank account and your heart. Doubt is an enemy. Go after it. Get rid of it.
FOURTH ENEMY - Worry
The fourth enemy within is worry. We've all got to worry some. Just don't let it conquer you. Instead, let it alarm you. Worry can be useful. If you step off the curb in New York City and a taxi is coming, you've got to worry. But you can't let worry loose like a mad dog that drives you into a small corner. Here's what you've got to do with your worries: drive them into a small corner. Whatever is out to get you, you've got to get it. Whatever is pushing on you, you've got to push back.
FIFTH ENEMY - Timidness
The fifth interior enemy is over-caution. It is the timid approach to life. Timidness is not a virtue (unlike humility--they are different); in fact, it can be an illness. If you let it go, it'll conquer you. Timid people don't get promoted. They don't advance and grow and become powerful in the marketplace. You've got to avoid over-caution.
Do battle with the enemy. Do battle with your fears. Build your courage to fight what's holding you back, what's keeping you from your goals and dreams. Be courageous in your life and in your pursuit of the things you want and the person you want to become

Peter and Daddy

2011-03-28T01:45:00.001-07:00

Peter : Daddy, I got a hundred marks in school today! Father : Why, that’s wonderful! For what did you get a hundred in? Peter : 30 marks for Maths, 50 marks for English and 20 marks for Science. Altogether 100 marks! Heaven is for Real: A Little Boy's Astounding Story of His Trip to Heaven and Back

Jokes

2011-03-28T01:42:00.001-07:00

An examination candidate who knew very little English once attended an oral English examination. The Examiner : What is your name? Candidate : Me Chikaboombayba! Examiner : How many are there in your family? Candidate : Not many. Me, me sister, me mother, and father. Examiner : Who does the cooking at home? After a long period of silence, the examiner tried to help. Examiner : Well, your mother or your sister? And the Candidate replied : Your mother!Saving Rachel (A Donovan Creed Crime Novel)

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2011-03-27T17:12:00.000-07:00

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JUST TRY MORE

2011-03-26T00:23:00.000-07:00

I'd put odds on the fact that I'm not the only person in our sleepy burg with such a stated goal. Others are trying things too: stop smoking, be more active, spend more time with families. As a whole, we TRY many things. The more important question is, "Are we DOING them?"

I wish I could remember which wise sage pointed out "trying" is "saying 'no' with grace."

A friend lost into your past surprises you by reappearing while you are squeezing cantaloupes at the grocery store. Pre-ordained ceremonial niceties commence, "How are your kids? What's your husband doing these days? Are you still working at the same place?" It's a pleasurable oasis of exchange with someone who used to be close. Yet, after the first few paragraphs, what remains to be said? An awkward silence slithers between you until finally you utter, "Let's get together and catch up. It's been too long."

She replies warmly, "I'll try and call you next week, O.K?"

"Sounds great," you say before exchanging air kisses, and continuing on your mission of securing the finest produce. You know she won't call. You know you won't either.

She could have said, "No, I'm too busy," or "No, I'm not interested." Rather than such bluntness, she replies with the socially approved, milquetoast, "I'll try."

Underlying her intentions was, "No" - delivered with grace.

In those situations, "I'll try" is caring; it diffuses rough, confrontational, unkind exchanges. However, in so many other circumstances, we use "try" as a justification for our own unwillingness to change. After all, what if we give up or decide later that the objective takes too much effort? It hurts to boldly state, "I AM losing a few pounds," only to face questions at a later time when well-meaning friends inquire, "How's the diet going?" It saves face to be able to reply, "I tried, It didn't work," rather than, "I wasn't willing to do it," or "I changed my mind."

In reality, what is there to "try?" Am I actually eating less? Am I really more active? Select one: "yes" or "no." If I choose to not act on my own words, I am not "trying," I am simply "not doing."

Of late, I find myself stating proudly to anyone within earshot what I am "trying" to do. In actuality, I am setting the stage for the excuses I might use at another time.

"I am trying to lose weight," I say.

My friends nod in agreement, commiserating. "It's tough, isn't it?"

"Yes. But I'm really trying hard."

"Good for you," they say, "I admire you."

Yet, my scale has not moved; my waistline has not shrunk. The glaring unavoidable reality is I am not "trying," I am stagnating. The moment has arrived; it is time to stop "trying" and begin "doing."

The use of the word "try" is so addictive; it's tough to ratchet up the commitment to "I'm doing." But I'm trying and I will keep trying as my God gives me strength to do so

Students' Summit

2011-03-22T02:30:00.001-07:00

INEC Chairman, Prof. Attahiru Jega, President of the Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, have confirmed their intention to participate in the upcoming first Nigerian Tertiary Institutions Summit in Abuja between March 15 and 16, 2011.

The summit tagged: “Inculcating Morality and Harnessing the potentials of Students in Nigerian Tertiary Institutions For National Development” is organised by the National Association of Nigerian Students, NANS, to brainstorm on how to tackle the issues of morality, decaying educational system and acceptance of credible leadership of the Nigerian state in future.

School Prayers

2011-03-19T14:28:00.000-07:00

Grant oh lord
that this school maybe a good school
not in name only,
but in deed and in truth
for the sake of goodness which banner we carry,
Amen.

can you

2010-11-22T14:02:00.001-08:00

Why can’t u use snake as necklace?
Can u work on to the mountain far beyond Heaven?

Do u need a bad day to get to Heaven

2010-11-22T13:55:00.000-08:00

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from………."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator…………"