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	<description>Life is like an exploded clown. It's really funny until you figure out what just happened.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Fantastic Contraption May Kill Me Yet by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Do you remember those &lt;a href='http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=4306889' rel="nofollow"&gt;remote control cars that could flip over?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you remember those <a href='http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=4306889' rel="nofollow">remote control cars that could flip over?</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Fantastic Contraption May Kill Me Yet by Seth A. Roby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seth A. Roby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Plus, &lt;a href='http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=4306752' rel="nofollow"&gt;How to build Stonehenge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plus, <a href='http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=4306752' rel="nofollow">How to build Stonehenge</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Fantastic Contraption May Kill Me Yet by Seth A. Roby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seth A. Roby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Oh, and &lt;a href='http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=4305550' rel="nofollow"&gt;This is pretty neat&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and <a href='http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=4305550' rel="nofollow">This is pretty neat</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on David Lynch Directs My Dreams by Kevin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Crazy, crazy dreams...&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crazy, crazy dreams&#8230;</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Centering a Window Via AppleScript by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Yeah, I should have been more explicit; this will fail pretty miserably on multiple displays, for the reasons Gruber points out in the linked page. There doesn't seem to be a very good way to find the desktop size on a multi-display setup without doing as you suggest and calling out to "defaults" on the command line. If anyone finds one, I'll gladly update the script.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I should have been more explicit; this will fail pretty miserably on multiple displays, for the reasons Gruber points out in the linked page. There doesn&#8217;t seem to be a very good way to find the desktop size on a multi-display setup without doing as you suggest and calling out to &#8220;defaults&#8221; on the command line. If anyone finds one, I&#8217;ll gladly update the script.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Centering a Window Via AppleScript by Dave Hendrix</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave Hendrix</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Extra credit: multiple displays, various sizes, and not aligned to the same baseline. Hurts my head just thinking about it. Any way to do this without dipping into the window server prefs via "defaults read /Library/Preferences/com.apple.windowserver"? Probably sufficient to just center on main screen, but...&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Extra credit: multiple displays, various sizes, and not aligned to the same baseline. Hurts my head just thinking about it. Any way to do this without dipping into the window server prefs via &#8220;defaults read /Library/Preferences/com.apple.windowserver&#8221;? Probably sufficient to just center on main screen, but&#8230;</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Global Warming: Rows Versus Columns by Joshua BishopRoby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joshua BishopRoby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;It is possible that giant planet-eating space demons might come devour our world in two bites.  We could devote the entire planet's resources to creating a United Nations Space Navy to fight them off.  Clearly, we should do so, because if we don't, the world might end.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;At the same time, we really should do something about the Fourth Reich that &lt;em&gt;might&lt;/em&gt; be building an invading empire in the Hollow Earth.
Also, seriously, we really should exterminate the , because they might take over the planet, and we can't risk that, can we?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;"If you do X, Y might happen" is a nearly useless statement unless you can define that 'might' with greater precision.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thanks, David Hume! :)&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is possible that giant planet-eating space demons might come devour our world in two bites.  We could devote the entire planet&#8217;s resources to creating a United Nations Space Navy to fight them off.  Clearly, we should do so, because if we don&#8217;t, the world might end.</p>

<p>At the same time, we really should do something about the Fourth Reich that <em>might</em> be building an invading empire in the Hollow Earth.
Also, seriously, we really should exterminate the , because they might take over the planet, and we can&#8217;t risk that, can we?</p>

<p>&#8220;If you do X, Y might happen&#8221; is a nearly useless statement unless you can define that &#8216;might&#8217; with greater precision.</p>

<p>Thanks, David Hume! :)</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Simulating HttpContext with Sessions and POSTs for ASP.NET by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 01:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Feel free to steal whatever you want; that's why I posted it here. ;)&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Feel free to steal whatever you want; that&#8217;s why I posted it here. ;)</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Simulating HttpContext with Sessions and POSTs for ASP.NET by Haacked</title>
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		<dc:creator>Haacked</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 07:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I've made a bunch of improvements to mine. May I include your session support code? I wasn't aware of anyone else interested in this code, but if there are others, might want to make this another CodePlex project.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve made a bunch of improvements to mine. May I include your session support code? I wasn&#8217;t aware of anyone else interested in this code, but if there are others, might want to make this another CodePlex project.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Well by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I just got TCB.com back online; between SBC cutting off our service and the new setup and me mucking up some network settings on my headless server machine, it took a while.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just got TCB.com back online; between SBC cutting off our service and the new setup and me mucking up some network settings on my headless server machine, it took a while.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Well by Joshua BishopRoby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joshua BishopRoby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Uh?&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh?</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Twelve Benefits of Writing Unit Tests First by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2006 07:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I often find myself exploring the Brilliant New Solution path, and then catching myself and deciding better of it. "Do the Simplest Thing That Could Possibly Work" I tell myself, and I do for a while, but I always end up with grandiose plans again.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I often find myself exploring the Brilliant New Solution path, and then catching myself and deciding better of it. &#8220;Do the Simplest Thing That Could Possibly Work&#8221; I tell myself, and I do for a while, but I always end up with grandiose plans again.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Twelve Benefits of Writing Unit Tests First by Tim King</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tim King</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;... from the point of view of a user with a specific problem, instead of the normal point of view of a coder trying to make his Brilliant New Solution™ that is both a dessert topping and a floor wax.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is a great way of putting it! I wonder how many developers reject test-first and, more broadly, XP because they like designing kewl code that never gets executed for features that never get used. It may sound nuts, but I run into it all the time. They write code, code, and more code, "just in case." None of that code is tested. Much of it can't be, because there's no way even to invoke it. For example, I just refactored a function that checked for and returned errors that could never happen. That is, there was no combination of inputs that could invoke the error condition. The code that called this function also checked for error codes that the function never returned. Of course, sifting through that was the easy part, because most of the code was so discombobulated, I would just sit there and shake my head, thinking, &lt;em&gt;How could anyone write this?&lt;/em&gt; They seem to be the same people who comment out obsolete code, rather than deleting it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;-TimK&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote>&#8230; from the point of view of a user with a specific problem, instead of the normal point of view of a coder trying to make his Brilliant New Solution™ that is both a dessert topping and a floor wax.</blockquote>

<p>This is a great way of putting it! I wonder how many developers reject test-first and, more broadly, XP because they like designing kewl code that never gets executed for features that never get used. It may sound nuts, but I run into it all the time. They write code, code, and more code, &#8220;just in case.&#8221; None of that code is tested. Much of it can&#8217;t be, because there&#8217;s no way even to invoke it. For example, I just refactored a function that checked for and returned errors that could never happen. That is, there was no combination of inputs that could invoke the error condition. The code that called this function also checked for error codes that the function never returned. Of course, sifting through that was the easy part, because most of the code was so discombobulated, I would just sit there and shake my head, thinking, <em>How could anyone write this?</em> They seem to be the same people who comment out obsolete code, rather than deleting it.</p>

<p>-TimK</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Iran’s President’s Blog by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Should be better, now. MarsEdit apparently disagrees with WordPress about arabic.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Should be better, now. MarsEdit apparently disagrees with WordPress about arabic.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Iran’s President’s Blog by Josh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 18:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Dude, you're missing a closing-fnord in a  tag.  The LJ Syndication flips out.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude, you&#8217;re missing a closing-fnord in a  tag.  The LJ Syndication flips out.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on If Al Gore were President by Josh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 19:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;That is the best thing ever.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is the best thing ever.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Video Game Nostalgia by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;It makes Shadowrun a whole lot easier, too.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It makes Shadowrun a whole lot easier, too.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Video Game Nostalgia by Josh BishopRoby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh BishopRoby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 20:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Cheatzor!&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cheatzor!</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Video Game Nostalgia by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;No, we actually stopped on what I had always assumed was the last level (Pete's secret island) but was in fact the second-to-last level. After you defeat Pete you go to the place where the treasure is buried and go through &lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt;, and then you're all done.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;These things are much easier when you can save at any point, like you can using the emulator. So we'd make a jump, land on safe ground, and save the RAM state. If you fell, you just hit another button and the emulator jumped back to wherever you saved. Very handy.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, we actually stopped on what I had always assumed was the last level (Pete&#8217;s secret island) but was in fact the second-to-last level. After you defeat Pete you go to the place where the treasure is buried and go through <em>that</em>, and then you&#8217;re all done.</p>

<p>These things are much easier when you can save at any point, like you can using the emulator. So we&#8217;d make a jump, land on safe ground, and save the RAM state. If you fell, you just hit another button and the emulator jumped back to wherever you saved. Very handy.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Video Game Nostalgia by Josh BishopRoby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh BishopRoby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Oh look, the map from Quackshot.  Did we ever finish that game, or did we finally give up on memorizing our way through that terrible last level?&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh look, the map from Quackshot.  Did we ever finish that game, or did we finally give up on memorizing our way through that terrible last level?</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Tim and Tiger by Josh BishopRoby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh BishopRoby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;But you can’t just give the devs special builds, because the interesting part of the experiment is what gets built, and in our networked world the interesting apps are the ones that rely on the network effect of having lots of installations.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's also the blurring line between customer and producer, end-user and developper.  If I had more time to devote to tinkering with Cocoa, I'd be one of those amateurs that occasionally come up with something neat -- you know, like iTunes.  (What was the original program called, that got bought by Apple and revamped into iTunes?)&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>But you can’t just give the devs special builds, because the interesting part of the experiment is what gets built, and in our networked world the interesting apps are the ones that rely on the network effect of having lots of installations.</em></p>

<p>There&#8217;s also the blurring line between customer and producer, end-user and developper.  If I had more time to devote to tinkering with Cocoa, I&#8217;d be one of those amateurs that occasionally come up with something neat &#8212; you know, like iTunes.  (What was the original program called, that got bought by Apple and revamped into iTunes?)</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on FFX: I am the Winar. by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 23:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;We're thinking of turning in FFX now that we've finished it, and getting FFX2, since Kingdom Hearts 2 has now been delayed until March at the earliest. I'm playing a bit of .hack right now, but I'm finding it lacking in quite a few respects: it's part 1 of 6, and it seems like the story in part 1 is mostly tutorial get-to-know-the-world type stuff, instead of getting into the actual plot.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re thinking of turning in FFX now that we&#8217;ve finished it, and getting FFX2, since Kingdom Hearts 2 has now been delayed until March at the earliest. I&#8217;m playing a bit of .hack right now, but I&#8217;m finding it lacking in quite a few respects: it&#8217;s part 1 of 6, and it seems like the story in part 1 is mostly tutorial get-to-know-the-world type stuff, instead of getting into the actual plot.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on FFX: I am the Winar. by Josh Again</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh Again</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 00:57:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;FFX2 was really neat because it was short.  I'm getting to be an old fogey gamer, and I want stuff that I can finish without sacrificing large portions of my life to do it.  It was also amusing in a pop culture sort of way -- it's a very "hip" game.  "Hip" being defined, of course, by 30-year-old male Japanese programmers.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FFX2 was really neat because it was short.  I&#8217;m getting to be an old fogey gamer, and I want stuff that I can finish without sacrificing large portions of my life to do it.  It was also amusing in a pop culture sort of way &#8212; it&#8217;s a very &#8220;hip&#8221; game.  &#8220;Hip&#8221; being defined, of course, by 30-year-old male Japanese programmers.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on FFX: I am the Winar. by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 22:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I think that turn-based combat has its ups and downs, yes. For instance, any boss fight in FFX is a strategic fight, where you have to plan out what you're doing and make sure that you have enough turns to do it. It forces you to anticipate, to plan, and to do things when they have the maximum effect.
Contrariwise, I was playing .Hack and one of the bosses there can't attack if you stay at a certain angle from him. So I found a way to run in a circle that meant he couldn't ever hit me. That's not strategy; that's bad beta testing, but real-time action forces you into these situations where the battle system has to take lots more into account, and a clever player can exploit the holes to make it work. Sometimes that's neat (I beat the boss at level 5 when you're supposed to wait until ~14) but most of the time it's kind of disappointing.
On a different note, how did you like FFX2, and why?&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think that turn-based combat has its ups and downs, yes. For instance, any boss fight in FFX is a strategic fight, where you have to plan out what you&#8217;re doing and make sure that you have enough turns to do it. It forces you to anticipate, to plan, and to do things when they have the maximum effect.
Contrariwise, I was playing .Hack and one of the bosses there can&#8217;t attack if you stay at a certain angle from him. So I found a way to run in a circle that meant he couldn&#8217;t ever hit me. That&#8217;s not strategy; that&#8217;s bad beta testing, but real-time action forces you into these situations where the battle system has to take lots more into account, and a clever player can exploit the holes to make it work. Sometimes that&#8217;s neat (I beat the boss at level 5 when you&#8217;re supposed to wait until ~14) but most of the time it&#8217;s kind of disappointing.
On a different note, how did you like FFX2, and why?</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on FFX: I am the Winar. by Josh Again</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh Again</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 04:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;FFX-2 just starts you off with the airship; I think Square learned the lesson on that one. ;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't dislike the Final Fantasy franchise because they're too linear; I dislike them because I find turn-based combat to be boring and clunky.  I could bear FFX-2 with its pseudo-turn-based combat, but I think only because it was short. ;)  That, and Square games annoy me with their flights off into crazyfuckland, without letting me as a player contribute to the crazy except to bear through it.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FFX-2 just starts you off with the airship; I think Square learned the lesson on that one. ;)</p>

<p>I don&#8217;t dislike the Final Fantasy franchise because they&#8217;re too linear; I dislike them because I find turn-based combat to be boring and clunky.  I could bear FFX-2 with its pseudo-turn-based combat, but I think only because it was short. ;)  That, and Square games annoy me with their flights off into crazyfuckland, without letting me as a player contribute to the crazy except to bear through it.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on MSN Virtual Earth by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Yes. Jonathan and I taught her how to make stiletto ones. She was making old-fashioned ones that couldn't get across the room. I also convinced her to organize the desks in this crazy octopus formation where desks went every which-way. Ah, fourth grade.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Comment on MSN Virtual Earth by Josh BishopRoby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh BishopRoby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 22:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;This would be Mrs Wilgus, who would throw paper airplanes in class while the students were taking tests, right?&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Comment on MSN Virtual Earth by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Indeed I do; in fourth grade I convinced my teacher to let the entire class go out to the PE field and have a paper airplane fight. That was some awesome, let me tell you.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Comment on MSN Virtual Earth by Laura Wachow!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Laura Wachow!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2005 15:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;It's true: you make some spectacular paper airplanes.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Comment on MSN Virtual Earth by Josh Again</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh Again</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2005 07:38:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;You aren't just a smartass, Seth!  I'm sure you're useful for other things... like taking out the trash, or making paper airplanes.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Comment on Washington Post: Cervical Cancer Vaccine Gets Injected With a Social Issue by Josh Again</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh Again</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 04:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Keppers!  Isn't that a kind of fish that comes in tins?  Man, I'm so awesome.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Comment on Washington Post: Cervical Cancer Vaccine Gets Injected With a Social Issue by Josh BishopRoby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh BishopRoby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 17:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Do these people really have so little faith in their own children?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Keppers of Promises and Brothers since 4001 BC!&lt;/p&gt;
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<p>Keppers of Promises and Brothers since 4001 BC!</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Right wrong, Left confused, Josh Wrong. by TALlama</title>
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		<dc:creator>TALlama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 07:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Whatever Jim is saying, I'm saying that everyone should bring everything they have to the table. Otherwise, what's the point? We can't have a representative government if we hide part of ourselves, or rule out a bit of what we believe in. And that goes for faith as well as it goes for a belief that torture is wrong or that freedom is an essential good. And I think that both of the ways you take it work: my beliefs should in-form my arguments in the Robert Anton Wilson sense: they should spur the arguments both as a starting point and as an ingredient.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If my arguments don't move you, no matter what they are based on, you can ignore me. That's your prerogative. And I do think that Jim gets that. I don't see how he could miss it: people on both sides have been ignoring the center for quite some time.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That is where I was coming from in my original reply: Jim and his faith can come to the table, and they can talk their little talk, and we should listen. If it doesn't move you, that's fine. If it moves some people, great. If it moves enough people that it makes a difference in elections, I'll be even more happy.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whatever Jim is saying, I&#8217;m saying that everyone should bring everything they have to the table. Otherwise, what&#8217;s the point? We can&#8217;t have a representative government if we hide part of ourselves, or rule out a bit of what we believe in. And that goes for faith as well as it goes for a belief that torture is wrong or that freedom is an essential good. And I think that both of the ways you take it work: my beliefs should in-form my arguments in the Robert Anton Wilson sense: they should spur the arguments both as a starting point and as an ingredient.</p>

<p>If my arguments don&#8217;t move you, no matter what they are based on, you can ignore me. That&#8217;s your prerogative. And I do think that Jim gets that. I don&#8217;t see how he could miss it: people on both sides have been ignoring the center for quite some time.</p>

<p>That is where I was coming from in my original reply: Jim and his faith can come to the table, and they can talk their little talk, and we should listen. If it doesn&#8217;t move you, that&#8217;s fine. If it moves some people, great. If it moves enough people that it makes a difference in elections, I&#8217;ll be even more happy.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Comment on Right wrong, Left confused, Josh Wrong. by Josh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 02:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;"We bring faith to the public square when our moral convictions demand it.  But to influence a democratic society, you must win the public debate about why the policies that you advocate are better for the &lt;em&gt;common good&lt;/em&gt;.  That's the democratic discipline religion has to be under when it brings its faith to the public square.  And some religious fundamentalists haven't learened that yet.  But religious people should be told just to be quiet, they should be invited to participate as &lt;em&gt;citizens&lt;/em&gt; who have the right and obligation to bring their deepest moral convictions to the public square for the democratic discourse..."  -- Jim Wallis, God's Politics, p71&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;See, he gets it, and then he drops the ball.  You have to offer it as something promoting the common good or else you're not participating in the discussion.  But then everyone is supposed to welcome you into the conversation so you can talk about your deepest moral convictions... that they don't share.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Although at this point I'm willing to believe he gets it, but his terrible word choices keep suggesting and implying things that he does not necessarily mean.  Case in point: what does "bring their deepest moral convictions to the public square" really mean?  He talks about it like it's a suitcase.  Does he mean bring those convictions and talk about what you believe and why you believe it, or does he mean bring those convictions to inspire your discussions about what you believe is good for the body politic?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Of course, the darker suggestion is that he's being deliberate ambiguous in order to appeal to the broadest audience -- so I have to choose between him being inept or underhanded.  You know, the same two options I get to choose between when I consider Bush.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;We bring faith to the public square when our moral convictions demand it.  But to influence a democratic society, you must win the public debate about why the policies that you advocate are better for the <em>common good</em>.  That&#8217;s the democratic discipline religion has to be under when it brings its faith to the public square.  And some religious fundamentalists haven&#8217;t learened that yet.  But religious people should be told just to be quiet, they should be invited to participate as <em>citizens</em> who have the right and obligation to bring their deepest moral convictions to the public square for the democratic discourse&#8230;&#8221;  &#8212; Jim Wallis, God&#8217;s Politics, p71</p>

<p>See, he gets it, and then he drops the ball.  You have to offer it as something promoting the common good or else you&#8217;re not participating in the discussion.  But then everyone is supposed to welcome you into the conversation so you can talk about your deepest moral convictions&#8230; that they don&#8217;t share.</p>

<p>Although at this point I&#8217;m willing to believe he gets it, but his terrible word choices keep suggesting and implying things that he does not necessarily mean.  Case in point: what does &#8220;bring their deepest moral convictions to the public square&#8221; really mean?  He talks about it like it&#8217;s a suitcase.  Does he mean bring those convictions and talk about what you believe and why you believe it, or does he mean bring those convictions to inspire your discussions about what you believe is good for the body politic?</p>

<p>Of course, the darker suggestion is that he&#8217;s being deliberate ambiguous in order to appeal to the broadest audience &#8212; so I have to choose between him being inept or underhanded.  You know, the same two options I get to choose between when I consider Bush.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<dc:creator>Josh BishopRoby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 16:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I hereby award you the Harriet Beecher Stowe reward, recognizing those who point out that the shit we've been doing for centuries is inherently immoral!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Wallis, I still feel, equates morality with religion a little too simply, and his "Democrats should talk about morality!" sounds to me like he's saying "Democrats should talk about their religion!"  So we end up as a kind of joke: a jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into Congress...  The punchline, of course, is that they can't communicate until the stop talking in terms of their faith and start talking about morality directly.  Not to mention the call to start talking about religion leaves atheists and agnostics out of the discussion entirely.  In &lt;a href="http://www.salon.com/news/lotp/2005/05/02/jim_wallis/index_np.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;this article on Salon&lt;/a&gt; he emphasizes that in order to talk religion you have to "be authentic."  I can be authentic when talking about religion -- it just requires profanity and marxist dialectics.  That doesn't really work well.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt; but his Christian rhetoric reflexively makes the Left drive him away from the table&lt;/em&gt;
I have yet to see this, ever, either when I was a fundamentalist talking with liberals or when I've been a liberal talking with fundamentalists.  I mean, I heard this complaint all the damn time, but I've yet to see an actual instance of a person of faith excluded from dialogue.  I've seen them not make a connection because they weren't speaking their audience's language, but that's not the same thing (and it's certainly not the fault of their audience).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I agree, however, that issues like poverty and terrorism should be framed by the Left and Democrats as an inherantly moral issue, because they are.  I don't think they should be framed as a religious issue, however, because while they very well may be religios issues for religious communities, neither the Left nor the Democratic Party is a religious community.  The thing is, it's really not hard to frame these things as moral issues without using religious language: you say, and I mean this literally, "Too many Americans live under the poverty line.  This is wrong."  Or alternately, you ask the question that nobody wants to ask: "Why are people killing themselves to attack America?"  Because the Bush answer, "they're all crazy fanatics," is not one that you can say aloud without being denouced as a bigot.  Everybody who speaks English knows what "wrong" means -- it's a common term.  Bush's favorite, "evil", is not as common, because it has theological underpinnings.  &lt;em&gt;Wrong&lt;/em&gt; is also a strong term, which is why it doesn't get bandied about in politics, along with terms like "madman" and "reckless."  These are the words that the Democrats should be using, and these are the terms that will make a connection with the coalition and bring more people into the tent.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hereby award you the Harriet Beecher Stowe reward, recognizing those who point out that the shit we&#8217;ve been doing for centuries is inherently immoral!</p>

<p>Wallis, I still feel, equates morality with religion a little too simply, and his &#8220;Democrats should talk about morality!&#8221; sounds to me like he&#8217;s saying &#8220;Democrats should talk about their religion!&#8221;  So we end up as a kind of joke: a jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into Congress&#8230;  The punchline, of course, is that they can&#8217;t communicate until the stop talking in terms of their faith and start talking about morality directly.  Not to mention the call to start talking about religion leaves atheists and agnostics out of the discussion entirely.  In <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/lotp/2005/05/02/jim_wallis/index_np.html" rel="nofollow">this article on Salon</a> he emphasizes that in order to talk religion you have to &#8220;be authentic.&#8221;  I can be authentic when talking about religion &#8212; it just requires profanity and marxist dialectics.  That doesn&#8217;t really work well.</p>

<p><em> but his Christian rhetoric reflexively makes the Left drive him away from the table</em>
I have yet to see this, ever, either when I was a fundamentalist talking with liberals or when I&#8217;ve been a liberal talking with fundamentalists.  I mean, I heard this complaint all the damn time, but I&#8217;ve yet to see an actual instance of a person of faith excluded from dialogue.  I&#8217;ve seen them not make a connection because they weren&#8217;t speaking their audience&#8217;s language, but that&#8217;s not the same thing (and it&#8217;s certainly not the fault of their audience).</p>

<p>I agree, however, that issues like poverty and terrorism should be framed by the Left and Democrats as an inherantly moral issue, because they are.  I don&#8217;t think they should be framed as a religious issue, however, because while they very well may be religios issues for religious communities, neither the Left nor the Democratic Party is a religious community.  The thing is, it&#8217;s really not hard to frame these things as moral issues without using religious language: you say, and I mean this literally, &#8220;Too many Americans live under the poverty line.  This is wrong.&#8221;  Or alternately, you ask the question that nobody wants to ask: &#8220;Why are people killing themselves to attack America?&#8221;  Because the Bush answer, &#8220;they&#8217;re all crazy fanatics,&#8221; is not one that you can say aloud without being denouced as a bigot.  Everybody who speaks English knows what &#8220;wrong&#8221; means &#8212; it&#8217;s a common term.  Bush&#8217;s favorite, &#8220;evil&#8221;, is not as common, because it has theological underpinnings.  <em>Wrong</em> is also a strong term, which is why it doesn&#8217;t get bandied about in politics, along with terms like &#8220;madman&#8221; and &#8220;reckless.&#8221;  These are the words that the Democrats should be using, and these are the terms that will make a connection with the coalition and bring more people into the tent.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I completely understand that you don't think that Standard Evangelical Speak would be a great idea, and I have my doubts. But I think the problem there is either/or thinking instead of with/and thinking. You do not have to eschew the traditional "reality based" talk of the left to also talk in the faith-based community using the verbage that they are comfortable with, but one must be careful that that shift in medium does not actually alter the message. Is that possible? I think so, but I agree that it takes effort.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I think the real power of Wallis' book is actually that he is trying to do this in the other direction. He's not eschewing the traditional Religious Right issues of abortion and whatnot, but he's trying to bring more people under the tent by pointing out that poverty is a moral issue. I don't think that he's trying to say that his way works and therefore everyone should stop what they are doing, but rather that his way works and the Left should try to start using it in addition to the other tools in their arsenal.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If that's not what he's saying, it's what I'm saying, and I should get an award for originality or something.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I do agree that Wallis seems a little baffled that what he finds obvious is not taken as (no pun intended) gospel among the rest of the world, but I think that everyone falls victim to that particular sin (synedoche boy (and I'm no better)). I also think he claims the middle ground voters more as a membership than a leadership, but I agree that it could be read either way, and one is a much more questionable assertion.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So if we take him as a self-proclaimed leader with a new way of talking to the middle that he wants everyone to adopt, I agree that he's more than a little wrong-headed. But I don't think that's where he's coming from: I think he's frustrated that no one on either side is taking to him (and by extension a lot of people he knows), and that his liberal ideas force him out of the Right's discussion but his Christian rhetoric reflexively makes the Left drive him away from the table. Is there a good solution to that? I'm not sure, but I think it's a valid point.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I completely understand that you don&#8217;t think that Standard Evangelical Speak would be a great idea, and I have my doubts. But I think the problem there is either/or thinking instead of with/and thinking. You do not have to eschew the traditional &#8220;reality based&#8221; talk of the left to also talk in the faith-based community using the verbage that they are comfortable with, but one must be careful that that shift in medium does not actually alter the message. Is that possible? I think so, but I agree that it takes effort.</p>

<p>I think the real power of Wallis&#8217; book is actually that he is trying to do this in the other direction. He&#8217;s not eschewing the traditional Religious Right issues of abortion and whatnot, but he&#8217;s trying to bring more people under the tent by pointing out that poverty is a moral issue. I don&#8217;t think that he&#8217;s trying to say that his way works and therefore everyone should stop what they are doing, but rather that his way works and the Left should try to start using it in addition to the other tools in their arsenal.</p>

<p>If that&#8217;s not what he&#8217;s saying, it&#8217;s what I&#8217;m saying, and I should get an award for originality or something.</p>

<p>I do agree that Wallis seems a little baffled that what he finds obvious is not taken as (no pun intended) gospel among the rest of the world, but I think that everyone falls victim to that particular sin (synedoche boy (and I&#8217;m no better)). I also think he claims the middle ground voters more as a membership than a leadership, but I agree that it could be read either way, and one is a much more questionable assertion.</p>

<p>So if we take him as a self-proclaimed leader with a new way of talking to the middle that he wants everyone to adopt, I agree that he&#8217;s more than a little wrong-headed. But I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s where he&#8217;s coming from: I think he&#8217;s frustrated that no one on either side is taking to him (and by extension a lot of people he knows), and that his liberal ideas force him out of the Right&#8217;s discussion but his Christian rhetoric reflexively makes the Left drive him away from the table. Is there a good solution to that? I&#8217;m not sure, but I think it&#8217;s a valid point.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Ah ha!  The phrasing came to me over my chicken nachos bell grande!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My issues lies in the divorce between participating in the discussion, which Wallis advocates, with trying to control the discussion, which Wallis does.  Obviously those two are not absolutely distinct -- all participants of a discussion exercise varying degrees of control over that discussion, after all -- but nowhere did I get the impression that Wallis was open to other points of view, or that he would ever be persuaded to change his mind through the course of the discussion.  He was just baffled at all those crazy Leftists and Rightists who didn't get what was so obvious to him.  Also the implied ultimatum that nobody was going to get "his" middle ground voters until they caved and started participating in the discussion under his terms.  Admittedly, if you're writing a book where you present your point of view you take a strong stance, but absolute certainty never contributed to dialogue.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah ha!  The phrasing came to me over my chicken nachos bell grande!</p>

<p>My issues lies in the divorce between participating in the discussion, which Wallis advocates, with trying to control the discussion, which Wallis does.  Obviously those two are not absolutely distinct &#8212; all participants of a discussion exercise varying degrees of control over that discussion, after all &#8212; but nowhere did I get the impression that Wallis was open to other points of view, or that he would ever be persuaded to change his mind through the course of the discussion.  He was just baffled at all those crazy Leftists and Rightists who didn&#8217;t get what was so obvious to him.  Also the implied ultimatum that nobody was going to get &#8220;his&#8221; middle ground voters until they caved and started participating in the discussion under his terms.  Admittedly, if you&#8217;re writing a book where you present your point of view you take a strong stance, but absolute certainty never contributed to dialogue.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Bigger tent or moving the tent -- I'm not sure how that relates to language.  A bigger tent means expanding the range of vocabulary used in the discourse, and moving the tent means substituting the range of vocabulary?  I don't like either of those, and I don't think the important bit, &lt;em&gt;getting more people in the tent&lt;/em&gt;, requires either.  Both are predicated on the assumption that Jim's peeps in the middle are too stupid to communicate in anything but religious-speak, and that's bunk.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;At root, though, I don't think Jim's point in the book was how to improve the Left.  His target is the national dialogue, engaging both the Left and the Right on issues that he cares about, and in vocabulary that he prefers (because it frames the issues the way he likes them).  Whether he realizes it not (his demeanor in interviews I read is this "aw shucks" nonsense, but he's politically active and not stupid), he's making a power play to try and change the terms by which the dialogue works.  Is it necessary, or a good idea, or an effective counter to that rampant toxicity everybody talks about?  Maybe.  But can you understand why suggesting that everything will work better if we all just start speaking Standard Evangelical Speak freaks me the hell out?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(As for semantics and the book, Wallis' language was wretchedly imprecise, repeatedly giving rise to terrible synedoche and metonymy.  He may have been writing without an editor -- or at least without a competent one.)&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bigger tent or moving the tent &#8212; I&#8217;m not sure how that relates to language.  A bigger tent means expanding the range of vocabulary used in the discourse, and moving the tent means substituting the range of vocabulary?  I don&#8217;t like either of those, and I don&#8217;t think the important bit, <em>getting more people in the tent</em>, requires either.  Both are predicated on the assumption that Jim&#8217;s peeps in the middle are too stupid to communicate in anything but religious-speak, and that&#8217;s bunk.</p>

<p>At root, though, I don&#8217;t think Jim&#8217;s point in the book was how to improve the Left.  His target is the national dialogue, engaging both the Left and the Right on issues that he cares about, and in vocabulary that he prefers (because it frames the issues the way he likes them).  Whether he realizes it not (his demeanor in interviews I read is this &#8220;aw shucks&#8221; nonsense, but he&#8217;s politically active and not stupid), he&#8217;s making a power play to try and change the terms by which the dialogue works.  Is it necessary, or a good idea, or an effective counter to that rampant toxicity everybody talks about?  Maybe.  But can you understand why suggesting that everything will work better if we all just start speaking Standard Evangelical Speak freaks me the hell out?</p>

<p>(As for semantics and the book, Wallis&#8217; language was wretchedly imprecise, repeatedly giving rise to terrible synedoche and metonymy.  He may have been writing without an editor &#8212; or at least without a competent one.)</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;There's a fine line between pandering and accommodating.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The question we're dealing with is: can the tent be made bigger, or does it really have to move? I don't know what Jim's answer is to that, but I think the tent can be bigger; more people can fit under it than currently do, and you don't have to push people out of the left-most end to move people into the right-most end.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;I fully realize that semantics matter, and my memory of the book's finer points is dim on that front, but I think that there are ways to speak in a way that those in the center react to without losing those on the left. But repeating the same lines that aren't working now (free the guys in Gitmo!) isn't going to magically start working, and maybe coming at it from a different direction (the government is overstepping its bounds and impinging on our freedoms) might. You don't necessarily have to lose information in that shift. Nor do you have to change the conclusion, but finding a reason that people listen to is vital.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a fine line between pandering and accommodating.</p>

<p>The question we&#8217;re dealing with is: can the tent be made bigger, or does it really have to move? I don&#8217;t know what Jim&#8217;s answer is to that, but I think the tent can be bigger; more people can fit under it than currently do, and you don&#8217;t have to push people out of the left-most end to move people into the right-most end.</p>

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<p>I fully realize that semantics matter, and my memory of the book&#8217;s finer points is dim on that front, but I think that there are ways to speak in a way that those in the center react to without losing those on the left. But repeating the same lines that aren&#8217;t working now (free the guys in Gitmo!) isn&#8217;t going to magically start working, and maybe coming at it from a different direction (the government is overstepping its bounds and impinging on our freedoms) might. You don&#8217;t necessarily have to lose information in that shift. Nor do you have to change the conclusion, but finding a reason that people listen to is vital.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I can't help but see his central argument as more like, "Hey you silly Leftists, there's all these votes in the middle that you can pander to!"  Cause he's not looking for common ground; he's asking that the discussion be framed in different vocabulary.  There's a big difference.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(I cut the rambling dissertation on differance and deconstructionist linguistic theory -- consider yourself lucky.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The words we use are important and powerful; changing them in order to get more votes and support without adding to the actual dialogue is petty, reckless, and frankly exploitive.  Watch how the Right uses Christianity without either incorporating it or criticising it.  That's what the Left does not do, and the Left doesn't do it for a reason.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t help but see his central argument as more like, &#8220;Hey you silly Leftists, there&#8217;s all these votes in the middle that you can pander to!&#8221;  Cause he&#8217;s not looking for common ground; he&#8217;s asking that the discussion be framed in different vocabulary.  There&#8217;s a big difference.</p>

<p>(I cut the rambling dissertation on differance and deconstructionist linguistic theory &#8212; consider yourself lucky.)</p>

<p>The words we use are important and powerful; changing them in order to get more votes and support without adding to the actual dialogue is petty, reckless, and frankly exploitive.  Watch how the Right uses Christianity without either incorporating it or criticising it.  That&#8217;s what the Left does not do, and the Left doesn&#8217;t do it for a reason.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I will to a certain extent agree that Jim Wallis wants the Mountain to come to Mohammed.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But his basic argument is "Hey, Left! What you're doing over there isn't working. Look over here: there's an alternative!" He's trying to connect with the vast middle of America that thinks of the Left as special interests and the Right as the out-of-my-face party, as wrong as you and I believe those characterizations to be. But he's got a point that what the Left is doing now is not winning elections, and maybe things will change if there is a converted effort to start connecting with the people who currently don't connect with the Left on issues such as morality, poverty, peace, and justice.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;His recipe goes like this: frame your debate in terms that these people recognize. Tell them you understand where they are coming from. Maybe you don't agree with them completely. Maybe you disagree on some other, unrelated issue. But if you can find a chunk of common ground, stand on it and get something done that you both agree on.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Will it solve every problem he wants to solve? No. Will the Left join every battle he wants to fight? No. Will he get something done in a political environment that has been purposely driven to toxicity by the current administration? I hope so.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will to a certain extent agree that Jim Wallis wants the Mountain to come to Mohammed.</p>

<p>But his basic argument is &#8220;Hey, Left! What you&#8217;re doing over there isn&#8217;t working. Look over here: there&#8217;s an alternative!&#8221; He&#8217;s trying to connect with the vast middle of America that thinks of the Left as special interests and the Right as the out-of-my-face party, as wrong as you and I believe those characterizations to be. But he&#8217;s got a point that what the Left is doing now is not winning elections, and maybe things will change if there is a converted effort to start connecting with the people who currently don&#8217;t connect with the Left on issues such as morality, poverty, peace, and justice.</p>

<p>His recipe goes like this: frame your debate in terms that these people recognize. Tell them you understand where they are coming from. Maybe you don&#8217;t agree with them completely. Maybe you disagree on some other, unrelated issue. But if you can find a chunk of common ground, stand on it and get something done that you both agree on.</p>

<p>Will it solve every problem he wants to solve? No. Will the Left join every battle he wants to fight? No. Will he get something done in a political environment that has been purposely driven to toxicity by the current administration? I hope so.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Hey, Seth!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't have a problem with Jim talking.  I have a problem with Jim characterizing "secular fundamentalists" as excluding him because &lt;em&gt;we&lt;/em&gt; won't use &lt;em&gt;his&lt;/em&gt; vocabulary.  I didn't say "Shut Up, Jim Wallis" I said "Fuck you, Jim Wallis."  There's an important distinction, there.  He can go on talking all he wants using vocabulary that doesn't communicate anything to me, I'm certainly not going to stop him.  If he wants to communicate with me, though, he's going to need to use vocabulary that's common to both of us.  Yeah, we can communicate about poverty.  We can't communicate about marriage, however, as long as I mean 'two consenting adults committing themselves to each other' and he means 'two consenting adults who have different internal plumbing committing themselves to each other in a union consecrated by my god'.  We may both be saying the word 'marriage' but we won't be talking about the same thing.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't mandate what language Jim can use.  Over and over again, however, he demands that the Left start using his language.  And that's what rankles me.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Because the thing is, I'm all for dialogue.  I'm all for finding common ground.  The absolute worst way to go about finding that common ground, however, is assuming that the other people are like you.  That assumption is anathema to creating dialogue.  That destroys dialogue.  And going the step further and patronizing other people for not "getting it" when you don't bother to "get" them is not only counterproductive, it's offensive.  It's reducing every difference between us as unimportant and irrelevant.  These are my closely held beliefs that he dismisses.  While he chides the Left for dismissing his point of view.  How am I not supposed to be offended by that?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Democratic Party is a coalition party, certainly.  "The Left" is not.  The Left is a movement, a philosophy, a dialogue.  Jim can be a Democrat and I won't say boo.  I'll be happy to have his vote, in fact.  But if Jim doesn't engage in the dialogue that is the Left, or if he refuses to abide by the foundational rules of that dialogue... I still won't say boo.  I won't tell him to shut up and leave the discussion.  Because he's not in the discussion to begin with.  He's commenting on the discussion from &lt;em&gt;outside&lt;/em&gt;.  Should we invite him in?  Sure!  Come on in, Jim, we're talking about morality and ethics and doing so in terms that we all have in common.  You wanna join us?  Or would you prefer to stay outside the discussion complaining that you're being shut out?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm not upset because he's saying the 'wrong things' in the discussion, I'm upset because he's outside the discussion and doesn't want to join it.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, Seth!</p>

<p>I don&#8217;t have a problem with Jim talking.  I have a problem with Jim characterizing &#8220;secular fundamentalists&#8221; as excluding him because <em>we</em> won&#8217;t use <em>his</em> vocabulary.  I didn&#8217;t say &#8220;Shut Up, Jim Wallis&#8221; I said &#8220;Fuck you, Jim Wallis.&#8221;  There&#8217;s an important distinction, there.  He can go on talking all he wants using vocabulary that doesn&#8217;t communicate anything to me, I&#8217;m certainly not going to stop him.  If he wants to communicate with me, though, he&#8217;s going to need to use vocabulary that&#8217;s common to both of us.  Yeah, we can communicate about poverty.  We can&#8217;t communicate about marriage, however, as long as I mean &#8216;two consenting adults committing themselves to each other&#8217; and he means &#8216;two consenting adults who have different internal plumbing committing themselves to each other in a union consecrated by my god&#8217;.  We may both be saying the word &#8216;marriage&#8217; but we won&#8217;t be talking about the same thing.</p>

<p>I don&#8217;t mandate what language Jim can use.  Over and over again, however, he demands that the Left start using his language.  And that&#8217;s what rankles me.</p>

<p>Because the thing is, I&#8217;m all for dialogue.  I&#8217;m all for finding common ground.  The absolute worst way to go about finding that common ground, however, is assuming that the other people are like you.  That assumption is anathema to creating dialogue.  That destroys dialogue.  And going the step further and patronizing other people for not &#8220;getting it&#8221; when you don&#8217;t bother to &#8220;get&#8221; them is not only counterproductive, it&#8217;s offensive.  It&#8217;s reducing every difference between us as unimportant and irrelevant.  These are my closely held beliefs that he dismisses.  While he chides the Left for dismissing his point of view.  How am I not supposed to be offended by that?</p>

<p>The Democratic Party is a coalition party, certainly.  &#8220;The Left&#8221; is not.  The Left is a movement, a philosophy, a dialogue.  Jim can be a Democrat and I won&#8217;t say boo.  I&#8217;ll be happy to have his vote, in fact.  But if Jim doesn&#8217;t engage in the dialogue that is the Left, or if he refuses to abide by the foundational rules of that dialogue&#8230; I still won&#8217;t say boo.  I won&#8217;t tell him to shut up and leave the discussion.  Because he&#8217;s not in the discussion to begin with.  He&#8217;s commenting on the discussion from <em>outside</em>.  Should we invite him in?  Sure!  Come on in, Jim, we&#8217;re talking about morality and ethics and doing so in terms that we all have in common.  You wanna join us?  Or would you prefer to stay outside the discussion complaining that you&#8217;re being shut out?</p>

<p>I&#8217;m not upset because he&#8217;s saying the &#8216;wrong things&#8217; in the discussion, I&#8217;m upset because he&#8217;s outside the discussion and doesn&#8217;t want to join it.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Yes, this is my blog (sort of akin to Josh and Laura's LiveJournals). The picture is from England Semester; it's in Lyme.
Sonja wants to go to Benihana for her birthday, but we can't figure out when we have time to do it; moving and other commitments are filling our calendar. Possibly the 30th, but maybe not.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, this is my blog (sort of akin to Josh and Laura&#8217;s LiveJournals). The picture is from England Semester; it&#8217;s in Lyme.
Sonja wants to go to Benihana for her birthday, but we can&#8217;t figure out when we have time to do it; moving and other commitments are filling our calendar. Possibly the 30th, but maybe not.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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&lt;p&gt;What are we doing for Missy Sonja's b'day?  It IS Tuesday, right?&lt;/p&gt;
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