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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2enclosuresfull.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>Descubrelo.tk</title><link>http://optimizalo.blogspot.com/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Exprimiendo-Internet" /><description>Exprimiendo Internet. Sácale el máximo provecho a tu tiempo en la red</description><language>en</language><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Xapu)</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 00:59:01 PST</lastBuildDate><generator>Blogger http://www.blogger.com</generator><openSearch:totalResults xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">310</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><feedburner:info uri="exprimiendo-internet" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><itunes:owner><itunes:email>noreply@blogger.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Exprimiendo Internet. Sácale el máximo provecho a tu tiempo en la red</itunes:subtitle><feedburner:emailServiceId>Exprimiendo-Internet</feedburner:emailServiceId><feedburner:feedburnerHostname>http://feedburner.google.com</feedburner:feedburnerHostname><item><title>Lo malo no es lo que dices, si no lo que haces</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Exprimiendo-Internet/~3/V7LaEGvguAo/lo-malo-no-es-lo-que-dices-si-no-lo-que.html</link><category>Trucos y Curiosidades</category><category>Citas célebres</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Xapu)</author><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 00:59:01 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7770134621236550796.post-3278953823102991756</guid><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KXTVnbuDTGA/T0yW-E1J8_I/AAAAAAAAC_Q/Ngi-QfHVmn8/s1600/421989_2920627967806_1024014332_2306099_1308090971_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="258" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KXTVnbuDTGA/T0yW-E1J8_I/AAAAAAAAC_Q/Ngi-QfHVmn8/s320/421989_2920627967806_1024014332_2306099_1308090971_n.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;h3 style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-shadow: rgb(248, 249, 250) 1px 1px 1px;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;h3 style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-shadow: rgb(248, 249, 250) 1px 1px 1px;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white;"&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white;"&gt;Tu dices que amas la lluvia,sin embargo usas un paraguas cuando llueve.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tu dices que amas el sol,pero siempre buscas una sombra cuando el sol brilla.&lt;br /&gt;
Tu dices que amas el viento,pero cierras las ventanas cuando el viento sopla.&lt;br /&gt;
Por eso es que que tengo miedo cuando dices que me amas" &amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white;"&gt;Bob Marley&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="background-color: white; clear: both; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"&gt;Si has adquirido recientemente un Samsung Galaxy SII o un Samsung Galaxy Nexus , no dudes en seguir las indicaciones que facilita la&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://adf.ly/5jWgu" style="color: #3366cc; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"&gt;Promoción&amp;nbsp;Samsung&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&amp;nbsp;para ganar como&amp;nbsp;mínimo&amp;nbsp;50€. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="background-color: white; clear: both; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"&gt;La&amp;nbsp;promoción&amp;nbsp;es valida hasta el 29/02/2012.&amp;nbsp;Apresúrate!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="background-color: white; clear: both; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;&amp;nbsp;Movistar con Galaxy SII = 60€&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LR_RCd8zn80/TzeXYXN2QII/AAAAAAAAC-k/HGPhZJmPoQ0/s1600/396769_260011380737245_186324668105917_649498_1956564773_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LR_RCd8zn80/TzeXYXN2QII/AAAAAAAAC-k/HGPhZJmPoQ0/s400/396769_260011380737245_186324668105917_649498_1956564773_n.jpg" width="278" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"&gt;Una mujer blanca, de unos 50 años, llegó a su lugar y vio que estaba al lado de un pasajero negro.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"&gt;Visiblemente molesta, llamó a la azafata.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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"¿Cuál es el problema, señora?" Pregunta a la Pasajera&lt;br /&gt;
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"¿No ves? - Dijo la señora - "que me puso al lado de un negro.&lt;br /&gt;
No puedo estar aquí a su lado. Usted tiene que darme otra silla "&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- "Por favor, cálmese" - dijo la azafata&lt;br /&gt;
- "por desgracia, todos los asientos están ocupados.&lt;br /&gt;
- Pero voy a ver si todavía tenemos algunos de ellos. "&lt;br /&gt;
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La azafata sale y regresa unos minutos después.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
"Señora, como ya he dicho, no hay otro lugar libre en la clase económica.&lt;br /&gt;
Pero hablé con el capitán y él me confirmó que no tienen lugar en la clase económica. Sólo tenemos un lugar en la primera clase. "&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Y antes de que la mujer hizo ningún comentario, el comisario sigue:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
"Mire, es inusual para nuestra empresa permitir que un pasajero sentado en clase económica pase a primera clase.&lt;br /&gt;
Sin embargo, dadas las circunstancias, el comandante piensa que sería escandaloso obligar a un pasajero a viajar al lado de una persona desagradable. "&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Y volviéndose hacia el señor Negro, la azafata dijo:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
"Así que, Señor, si usted quiere ser tan amable de tomar su equipaje de mano, le reservamos un lugar en primera clase..."&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Y todos los pasajeros próximos, que sorprendidos veían la escena, comenzó a aplaudir, algunos de pie. "&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #ebebeb; color: #333333; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;object class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://2.gvt0.com/vi/gSdc-VkAMpY/0.jpg" height="266" width="320"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gSdc-VkAMpY&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;embed width="320" height="266"  src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gSdc-VkAMpY&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: right;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;fuente:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a class="yt-user-name author" dir="ltr" href="http://adf.ly/5PJzv" rel="author" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ebebeb; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #1c62b9; cursor: pointer; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;RASOH1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #ebebeb; color: #666666; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: left;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7770134621236550796-6314233591434405737?l=optimizalo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i6oG6yPTEWDu1BH1cPotez3fYxs/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i6oG6yPTEWDu1BH1cPotez3fYxs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Exprimiendo-Internet/~4/V3aLC1gv3A0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-18T19:21:00.279+01:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Exprimiendo-Internet/~5/6EshM5l8lHw/gSdc-VkAMpY&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" fileSize="1062" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>¿Alguna vez os habeis preguntado el porque de la forma de la cabeza de stewie?.Aqui esta la respuesta. &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;fuente:&amp;nbsp;RASOH1&amp;nbsp;</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Xapu)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>¿Alguna vez os habeis preguntado el porque de la forma de la cabeza de stewie?.Aqui esta la respuesta. &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;fuente:&amp;nbsp;RASOH1&amp;nbsp;</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Videos, Humor</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://optimizalo.blogspot.com/2012/02/como-se-hizo-la-cabeza-de-stewie.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Exprimiendo-Internet/~5/6EshM5l8lHw/gSdc-VkAMpY&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" length="1062" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.youtube.com/v/gSdc-VkAMpY&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Haz de la vida un buen porro:</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Exprimiendo-Internet/~3/WdbY0nxw6sA/haz-de-la-vida-un-buen-porro.html</link><category>Humor</category><category>Citas célebres</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Xapu)</author><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 01:33:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7770134621236550796.post-6833528593605821273</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Envuelve los problemas, enciende las ideas, traga las felicidades, prende las alegrias, libera las tristesaz, y aprovecha de la vida hasta la punta&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Se supera a los demonios con algo llamado amor.&lt;/b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;"Bob Marley"&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7770134621236550796-4941618346926235302?l=optimizalo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Abre tus ojos, mira dentro. ¿Estás satisfecho con la vida que estás viviendo? "Bob Marley"&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;‎"Los buenos tiempos de hoy son los pensamientos tristes de la mañana" Bob marley&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7770134621236550796-2119818320980889950?l=optimizalo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;"La risa es el sol que ahuyenta el invierno del rostro humano" Victor Hugo&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7770134621236550796-7961560542273034364?l=optimizalo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16px; margin-bottom: 20px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 55px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;Alexander Kirilov, un ruso de 44 años, estaba pasando el fin de semana con sus amigos, se emborrachó y se le ocurrió que sería divertido penetrar a un mapache.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16px; margin-bottom: 20px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 55px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="fltr" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; float: right !important; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;&lt;cite style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; clear: both; color: #333333; display: inline; float: right; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 26px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 15px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 20px; padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 20px; padding-top: 20px; vertical-align: baseline; width: 193px;"&gt;"Cuando vi el mapache pensé en pasar un buen rato"&lt;/cite&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16px; margin-bottom: 20px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 55px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16px; margin-bottom: 20px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 55px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;Sin embargo el animal, asustado, saltó sobre el agresor y le asestó una dentellada en el pene, según&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://adf.ly/5FRWq" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #004082; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" title="publicó el diario británico The Sun"&gt;publicó el diario británico The Sun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; 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padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 55px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;"Cuando vi el mapache pensé en pasar un buen rato", declaró Alexander a los cirujanos moscovitas que se quedaron sorprendidos cuando vieron la calamidad.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: -webkit-auto;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"&gt;Gran reportaje donde se analiza el origen de la crisis y el negocio que están haciendo con ella sus propios causantes, los cuales han sometido y doblegado a los Estados y al poder político, instrumento ejecutivo de los intereses financieros. También se analizan las perspectivas de futuro y las posibles soluciones para acabar con esta situación.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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En el reportaje se explican cuáles son las cuatro fórmulas más utilizadas entre los ciudadanos y grandes empresas para defraudar a Hacienda, a la misma vez que se buscan agresivas recetas para reducir el déficit y nadie se atreve a tocar a estas fortunas.&lt;br /&gt;
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Se entrevistan a autores de diversas ideologías: Alberto Garzón Espinosa (portavoz de IU en el Congreso para Economía y Empleo), Vicente Martínez Pujalte (portavoz del PP en la Comisión de Economía), Miguel Sebesatián (ex Ministro socialista), Santiago Niño Becerra (economista), Juan Ramón Rallo (ultraliberal) y otros muchos autores.&lt;br /&gt;
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Como dice Juan Torres, hay que producir leyes contra estos crimenes fiancieros que han arruinado la vida de millones de personas: es un crimen contra la humanidad.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kdCd9mRZ7ok0FgAbY2oRl_oxGOE/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kdCd9mRZ7ok0FgAbY2oRl_oxGOE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Exprimiendo-Internet/~4/dPDWlKALbcM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-05T14:54:00.015+01:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Exprimiendo-Internet/~5/7r3StUR681s/p1DRN-XA7TE&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" fileSize="1180" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle> La Sexta Columna 30/01/2012&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Gran reportaje donde se analiza el origen de la crisis y el negocio que están haciendo con ella sus propios causantes, los cuales han sometido y doblegado a los Estados y al poder político, instrument</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Xapu)</itunes:author><itunes:summary> La Sexta Columna 30/01/2012&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Gran reportaje donde se analiza el origen de la crisis y el negocio que están haciendo con ella sus propios causantes, los cuales han sometido y doblegado a los Estados y al poder político, instrumento ejecutivo de los intereses financieros. También se analizan las perspectivas de futuro y las posibles soluciones para acabar con esta situación. En el reportaje se explican cuáles son las cuatro fórmulas más utilizadas entre los ciudadanos y grandes empresas para defraudar a Hacienda, a la misma vez que se buscan agresivas recetas para reducir el déficit y nadie se atreve a tocar a estas fortunas. Se entrevistan a autores de diversas ideologías: Alberto Garzón Espinosa (portavoz de IU en el Congreso para Economía y Empleo), Vicente Martínez Pujalte (portavoz del PP en la Comisión de Economía), Miguel Sebesatián (ex Ministro socialista), Santiago Niño Becerra (economista), Juan Ramón Rallo (ultraliberal) y otros muchos autores. Como dice Juan Torres, hay que producir leyes contra estos crimenes fiancieros que han arruinado la vida de millones de personas: es un crimen contra la humanidad. Fuente:&amp;nbsp;PocoPanMuchoChorizo&amp;nbsp;</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Política</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://optimizalo.blogspot.com/2012/02/yo-pago-tu-pagas-quien-se-lo-lleva.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Exprimiendo-Internet/~5/7r3StUR681s/p1DRN-XA7TE&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" length="1180" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.youtube.com/v/p1DRN-XA7TE&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></channel></rss>

