tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81188660873674174422024-12-18T19:24:28.541-08:00ALL PINOY JOKESUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger583125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-29404202069056169022020-12-23T21:39:00.003-08:002020-12-23T21:39:41.315-08:00Pag May Spaghetti<p> Italian : Öh thst my favorite"</p><p>American : "Dinner time"</p><p>Filipino : "Sino may birthday?"<br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-36543825801965927242020-07-22T18:36:00.000-07:002020-07-22T18:36:08.451-07:00SA PIITAN<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br /> JUDGE: halos 10years din pala ginugol mo dto sa loob ng
piitan, dahil sa kasong pagnanakaw. Ano naman palang magandang plano
naiisip mo paglabas mo dto ng kulungan?<br /> INMATE: Sir! pangarap ko po ang pumasok sa pulitika at manalo.<br />
JUDGE: Bakit sa dinamidami ng pwedeng gawin pag labas mo. Pagpasok pa
talaga sa pulitika naisipan mong gawin. Dahil gusto mo bang maglingkod
sa taong bayan?<br /> INMATE: Hindi po!<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> JUDGE: Eh! ano pala nag tulak sayo para pasukin mo ang mundo ng pulitika?<br /> INMATE: Dahil sa pulitika, "LEGAL" po ang magnakaw! <span class="_5mfr"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t9f/1/16/1f61b.png"); font-size: 16px; height: 16px; width: 16px;"></span></span><span class="_5mfr"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t9f/1/16/1f61b.png"); font-size: 16px; height: 16px; width: 16px;"></span></span><span class="_5mfr"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t52/1/16/1f648.png"); font-size: 16px; height: 16px; width: 16px;"></span></span></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-79241683138927706762020-06-16T18:21:00.000-07:002020-06-15T19:00:55.509-07:00Tikman<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #632035; text-align: left;">Girl: Tikman mo tong cake. Masarap. Gawa kasi ng mama at papa ko eh..</span><br style="color: #632035; text-align: left;" /><span style="color: #632035; text-align: left;">.</span><br style="color: #632035; text-align: left;" /><span style="color: #632035; text-align: left;">.</span><br style="color: #632035; text-align: left;" /><span style="color: #632035; text-align: left;">.</span><br style="color: #632035; text-align: left;" /><span style="color: #632035; text-align: left;">.</span><br style="color: #632035; text-align: left;" /><span style="color: #632035; text-align: left;">.</span><br style="color: #632035; text-align: left;" /><span style="color: #632035; text-align: left;">.</span><br style="color: #632035; text-align: left;" /><span style="color: #632035; text-align: left;">Boy: Ikaw nalang titikman ko. Gawa ka rin naman ng mama at papa mo eh..</span></span></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-2734979807251325812019-07-23T19:02:00.002-07:002019-07-23T19:02:38.629-07:00PabangoNakaamoy si Ngongo ng pabango sa isang store.<br /> Sabi ni Ngongo, "Ale, mango!"<br /> Sabi naman ng saleslady, "Pabango 'yan, hindi alimango!"<br /> ulit ni Ngongo, "Ale, mango!"<br /> Nag-agawan si Ngongo at ang saleslady sa pabango. Nahulog ang pabango at nabasag.<br /> Sabi ni Ngongo, "Ale, masag!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-75637386317023605522019-02-28T20:54:00.000-08:002019-02-27T21:08:02.614-08:00Ang Bata Talaga<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">ina : anak bat ayaw mong mag paligo ke yaya? </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">anak : ayaw ko po. kc nung pinaliguan ni YAYA c DADI kanina ung Bird. alam mo mammy, pute pala ang dugo ni daddy. ^^</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-37897989712547340602018-10-30T22:56:00.002-07:002018-10-30T22:56:33.198-07:00Eksena sa Dyip: ang mga pilosopo<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Estudyante: mama, bayad hoh!<br /> Drayber: saan galling?<br /> Estudyante: sa akin!<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> Drayber: (gago to ah) saan papunta?<br /> Estudyante: e di sau! Tanga!</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-13855476523670177842018-08-02T18:27:00.000-07:002018-08-01T17:45:45.519-07:00So you want a divorce?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."<br /><br /><br />The wife says nothing,<br />Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."<br /><br />Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..<br /><br />Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues.<br /><br />85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"<br /><br /><br />The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"<br /><br /><br />The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.<br />"No, I've got everything I need," she says.<br />"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"<br /><br />Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."<br /><br /><br />Moral of the Story :<br />Women are crazy!!!!<br /><br />Don't mess with them!!</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-67080984759864226602018-03-23T00:51:00.000-07:002018-03-23T00:51:20.298-07:00USAPANG LASING: IMBENSYONamerikano: nakagawa ako ng isang barko<br />
chinese: bale wala yan. ikiskis ko lng yan sa puwet ko! ako nakagawa ako ng eroplano<br />
japanese: lalong bale wala yan. ikiskis ko lng yan sa puwet ko! ako nakagawa ng robot. May artificial intelligence pa.<br />
amerikano:ikaw pilipino anung na imbento mo? <br />
pilipino:simple lang, pero mas mahusay na imbento. kudkuran ng nyog.
Sige nga, subukan nyong ikiskis sa puwet nyo! magkasugat sugat pa kayo!
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Pitoy: Wala ‘yan sa lolo ko. Sa sobrang labo ng mata, nasagasaan niya ang lola ko, patay! <br />
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Berta: Sana, madaling malaman ang kalooban ng isang tao, ‘no? Sana, tulad ng ibang bagay na makikita.<br />
Bebang: Madali naman ‘yun, ah?!<br />
Berta: Paano?<br />
Bebang: Manood ka ng nag-eembalsamo o inooperahan.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-71835226836692699732017-10-27T20:21:00.000-07:002017-10-26T22:28:56.556-07:00Pulis at Intsik<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Pulis: boss konting abuloy lang, may namatay na pulis. <br />
Intsik: ako malaki migay amuloy masta alaw-alaw melon pulis paktay oke.."</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-28885235018617971572017-05-18T18:26:00.000-07:002017-05-17T18:17:37.727-07:00Anong pinagkaiba<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Anong pinagkaiba ng ulap sa pubic hair?<br /><br />A .yung ulap pag hinawi mo,ulap parin,<br /><br />B. yung pubic hair pag hinawi mo langit na.<br /><br />waaaaahahaha</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-13676710465487056952017-05-18T02:11:00.000-07:002017-05-17T18:16:58.525-07:00Pagkatapos ng kasal<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Husband: Sinungaling ka, sabi mo virgin ka! Bakit kagabi maluwag na! </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Wife: Ulol ka! Dahil lasing ka, katabi mo kagabi si mama!</span></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-90407048108264267122017-04-11T02:12:00.000-07:002017-04-10T18:57:32.483-07:00Random Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Spanish teacher: Class use 'fuera' in a <br />
sentence. <br />
Student: Mis maestras son bonitas (my teachers <br />
are beautiful). <br />
Teacher: Oh, that's very flattering but where's <br />
'fuera'? <br />
Student: Fuera ka! <br />
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PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary, <br />
British home, German car, Chinese food, and <br />
Pinoy <br />
wife! <br />
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PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife, <br />
German food, <br />
American home and <br />
Pinoy salary! <br />
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Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo! <br />
Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko <br />
lang <br />
ang inasahan <br />
ko hindi sana <br />
mangyayari yan! <br />
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NANAY: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang <br />
bilangin? <br />
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ANAK: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko <br />
minsan sabi, "tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko."</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-82007721424311496592017-03-16T18:51:00.000-07:002017-03-15T22:34:20.685-07:00Palakihan ng Bahay<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 1.5em;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Isang umaga sa labas ng bahay ng kanilang mga amo nag-uusap ang mga katulong tungkol sa kanilang mga ninuno…</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 1.5em;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">inday1: Alam mo ba na mayaman ang ninuno ko at sa sobrang yaman nila ang laki rin ng bahay nila biruin mo pupunta lang sila ng banyo kailangan pa nilang sumakay ng dyip..kaso lang naghirap sila at naibenta ang bahay..</span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 1.5em;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">inday2:Hay naku mayaman na ba yun??yung ninuno ko kaya sa sobrang laki ng bahay pupunta ka lang ng sala kailangan mo pang sumakay ng Bus at bumiyahe ng 1 oras. gANUN kalaki bahay ng mga ninunoko..kaso lang nalulong sa sugal kaya naghirap kami..</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="line-height: 1.5em;"><br /></span>
<span style="line-height: 1.5em;">Si Dong nakikinig lang sa usapan ng dalawang katulong maya-maya dina nakatiis sumabad narin sa usapan.</span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 1.5em;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">dong: alam niyo mas mahirap pa sa daga mga ninuno nyo eh!!!!</span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 1.5em;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">inday1 & inday 2: aba paano mo naman nasabi yun eh malalaki ang bahay ng ninuno namin…</span></span><br />
<span style="line-height: 1.5em;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="line-height: 1.5em;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">dong: Yung ninuno namin sa sobrang laki ng bahay pagpasok nila dun dina sila nakalabas..</span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 1.5em;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">inday1: ganun naman pala eh dina nakalabas eh bakit naging katulong ka ngayon nasan naba yung bahay ng ninuno mo..</span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 1.5em;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">dong: MUNTINLUPA NA NGAYON….</span></span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-58708880139918178512016-09-29T19:09:00.000-07:002016-09-28T18:50:20.114-07:00Check Up<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Pasyente: Doc, worried ako kasi sobrang libog ko.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Doktor: Gusto mo ng gamot pampaalis ng libog?<br /><br />Pasyente: Hindi! Gusto ko ng gamot pampaalis ng WORRY!</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-34280702337159092862016-04-29T19:27:00.000-07:002016-04-28T18:58:57.026-07:00Magulong Buhay<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: small;">Jose: Haay naku, napakagulo talaga ng buhay.<br />
Juan: Bakit, may mags gugulo at complikado pa ba sa buhay ko? Ang
napangasawa kong biyuda may anak na dalaga, na napangasawa naman ng
tatay ko. Di ba lumabas na nanay ko siya at ang tatay ko naman ay anak
ko? Ang asawa ko naman ay biyenan ni tatay. Nung magkaanak sila, ako ang
lolo nang kapatid ko. Nung magkaanak kami ng biyuda kong asawa, mga apo
at kapatid sila ng tatay ko. Papaano kapag nagkaanak kami ng asawa kong
biyuda? Ano sila ng tatay ko? Di ba mas magulo yun?</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-64209496625042514672016-04-13T01:46:00.000-07:002016-04-12T19:04:42.209-07:00Thermometer<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">SEXY: Doc mainit puet ko,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">DR: Lagyan natin ng thermometer.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">SEXY: Hiya ako Doc..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">DR: Off ko ilaw.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">SEXY: Doc di yan puet ahh!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">DR: Sige lang, di rin ito thermomter.</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-71195016901061230912015-12-08T18:28:00.000-08:002015-12-07T17:44:52.147-08:00Katawan Lang<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.<br />Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?<br />Babae : ( Nagsalita habang nakayuko ) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.<br />Judge : Anong pruyba mo?<br />Babae : ( Nakayuko pa rin ) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.<br />Judge : Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?<br />Mister : No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.<br />Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge ) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.<br />Judge : (Habang nakatingin kay Misis. ) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo. </span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-2913243273877593272015-11-18T23:25:00.000-08:002015-11-17T18:12:16.034-08:00Not Expected<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Lester went off on a country trip, but had gone only three blocks before he reali<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">z</span>ed that he had left his call cards on the coffee table. He went back home and quietly went into the house. His wife was at the sink in a filmy negligee. She was so inviting that he sneaked up behind her and put his hand on her breast. Without turning round she said:<br /><br />"Just one litre will do today, thanks. Lester's away on a trip for the rest of the week."</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-55445719978236085332015-08-11T20:05:00.001-07:002015-08-11T20:05:23.489-07:00Teacher at Juan<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-68556889187863797392015-07-28T18:29:00.000-07:002015-07-28T00:22:53.079-07:00Ano ang masarap na hayop<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">Anak: Mommy, ano ang masarap na hayop?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">Mommy: Baka, manok, baboy, kalabaw, usa, kabayo…</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">Anak: Si Inday ba, hayop din?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">Mommy: Bakit mo naitanong?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">.</span></span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; line-height: 18px;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br />Anak: Kasi, sabi ni Daddy, ‘Hayop ka, Inday, ang sarap mo!</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-27256227299890490412015-05-05T20:18:00.000-07:002015-05-05T20:18:00.217-07:00Diamond<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #0c343d; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Pedro: Pare, nag away kami ng girlfriend ko. </span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Juan: Bakit naman?</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Pedro: Humingi ng regalo kahit ano daw basta may diamond.</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Juan: Ayun naman pala eh anong niregalo mo? </span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Pedro: Baraha</span></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8118866087367417442.post-63437425991951676422015-04-15T00:31:00.000-07:002015-04-14T22:35:46.480-07:00PROBINSYANA<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">GIRL:manong tulungan nyo naman po ako.</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">MANONG:bakit?</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">GIRL:nawawala po kasi yung tatay ko eh.Galing kaming probinsya.</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">MANONH:hhmm..sige pero sumama ka muna skin.</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">(sumama ang girl sa motel).</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">M:hubarin mo itong short ko.</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">G: sige po</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">M:hawakan mo ARI ko tapos ilapit mu ung bibig mo.</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">G:ganito po?</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">M:oo, alam mo na gagawain mo?</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">G:opo</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">M:ge..gawin mo na!</span><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span class="text_exposed_show" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: none; color: #1a1a1a; display: inline; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">G:NANANAWAGAN PO KO SA TATAY KO! KUnG NASAN KA MAN TAY UMUWI KA!<br /><br />hahahhahah....GINAWANG "MICROPHONE" UNG _ _ _ _ NUNG MANONG..:)</span></span></div>
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