Form Letter Rejection Theatre

The Empress Sword

pjaxton@paulettejaxton.com (Paulette Jaxton) — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:08:31 +0000

In case you’ve all been wondering what I’m up to these days, I’ve finished writing my first novel and now you can hear it as a free podcast.

The Empress Sword is a fantasy novel about a young Prince and his quest for a magic sword. It turns out to be an adventure unlike anything the Prince ever imagined. With a dragon, a knight, a sorcerer, a brave huntsmen and a fair young maiden this tale has all the earmarks of epic fantasy, but beware, this isn’t your father’s epic fantasy story. However, it could be your mother’s!

Socks Today

pjaxton@paulettejaxton.com (Paulette Jaxton) — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:06:25 +0000

FLRT 004 Socks Today – There really isn’t much I can say about a two and a half minute story except that reality is often what we make of it. If, every once in a while, we have the need to change our reality, it certainly helps to have permission.

Promo: Erotica a la carte

Story:
Socks Today – Paulette Jaxton

Cast:
Marion – Heather Welliver – The Shillas on Amie Street
Director – Marc Bailey – Grailwolf’s Geek Life

Music:
Close to You – Alexander Blu

Song provided by the Podsafe Music Network

Promo: The Babylon Podcast
Bumper: Tee Morris

Feedback from DDog
Tee Morris – The Case of the Pitcher’s Pendant
Philippa Balantine – Digital Magic
Constellation Books in Reisterstown, Maryland.

Interview with Sarah Stallings and Monika Vischer of Gossamer Winds.
Amie Street has innovative progressive pricing for independent music.

Thanks for the Memories

pjaxton@paulettejaxton.com (Paulette Jaxton) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:57:33 +0000

FLRT 003 Thanks for the Memories – Just what are memories? Certainly at some level they are little more than electrical impulses generated by a constantly changing network of brain cells. Recorded sights, sounds and smells that we call upon constantly in order to make sense out of the world around us. But are we nothing more than the sum of our collected memories?

Promo: 12 Volt Theater – Down the Road

Story:
Thanks for the Memories – Paulette Jaxton

Cast:
The Narrator – James R. Stilipec
The Lawyer – Paul Fischer – A.D.D. Podcast
The Father – James R. Stilipec
The Publisher – Thomas Reed – Bitstrips
The Doctor – Paulette Jaxton
The Nurse – Chris Lester – Metamor City Podcast
Jenny – Lisa Tobias – Hypersensitive Podcast
Vicky – Heather Welliver – The Shillas on Amie Street
Edward – Marc Bailey – Grailwolf’s Geek Life

Promo: Christiana’s Shallow Thoughts
Bumper: Pip Ballantine
Promo: New World Orders by Edward G. Talbot

There will not be a story in the month of October. I may have a couple of interviews for you in place of our regular episode.

Music:
House on the Hudson by DT King
I Have Loved You For a Thousand Lifetimes by Michael Whalen

Songs were provided by the Podsafe Music Network

Some sound effects provided by the Freesound Project

Regarding the Barry Fitzpatrick’s Navigator

pjaxton@paulettejaxton.com (Paulette Jaxton) — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:06:21 +0000

FLRT 002 Regarding the Barry Fitzpatrick’s Navigator – This month’s story is a work of science fiction. Set several hundred years in our future when mankind is reaching out to the stars. However the same laws of relativity that make wormholes possible also exact a toll on those who would use them. Anyone who ventures out too far is destined to return home like Rip Van Winkle to find everyone older and everything changed.

Promo: Into the Blender

Story:
Regarding the Barry Fitzpatrick’s Navigator – Paulette Jaxton

Cast:
Chris Johnson – James R. Stilipec
Captain Smith – Tee Morris – Morevi Remastered
Dr. Ashman – Christiana Ellis – Christiana’s Shallow Thoughts
Chris’s Mother – Viv Schubert – Into the Blender
Chris’s Father – Chooch Schubert – CoH Podcast
Also appearing:
Martyn Casserly – Movie Mantras
Martha Holloway – Dancing Cat Studios
Paul Fischer – A.D.D. Cast
Marc Bailey – Grailwolf’s Geek Life
Heather Welliver – The Shillas on Amie Street
Jett – The Opinionated Observator

Promo: Playing for Keeps
Bumper: Chris Lester
Promo: Movie Mantras

Music:
Fire Night by Black Adam
String Groove by Anthems of a Bygone Era
The First Step by Ghost Of Aries
Dance on the Ceiling by To Touch the Stars
Lounge Pop by AjT
Blackbeans by Francisco Daum
Regression by Green Eyes
The Loon by Aesma Daeva
Coming, Going, Leaving by Karmellas Game

Above songs were provided by the Podsafe Music Network

Some sound effects provided by the Freesound Project

Divine Fire

pjaxton@paulettejaxton.com (Paulette Jaxton) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:33:34 +0000

FLRT 001 Divine Fire – This month’s story is a work of fantasy. In it a young woman must choose between the expedient path she has chosen for her own survival and a more dangerous one she has long since left behind.

Voicemail provided by eVoice

Promo: Celtic Myth Podshow

Story:
Divine Fire – Paulette Jaxton

Cast:
Celeste – Viv Schubert – Into the Blender
Claude – Chooch Schubert - CoH Podcast
Albert – Kimi Alexander – Tale Chasing
Annette – Cat Corley - SciFi Ranter Girl Blog
Emile – Nathan Lowell – Golden Age of the Solar Clipper

Promo: Double Share by Nathan Lowell
Promo: Guardians by Kimi Alexander
Bumper: JC Hutchins

Music:
Hymn to Saint Magnus – Jane Valencia provided by the PodSafe Music Network

Sound effects provided by the Freesound Project

Introductions

pjaxton@paulettejaxton.com (Paulette Jaxton) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:25:36 +0000

FLRT 000 Introductions – Gives an introduction to the podcast and what to expect in upcoming episodes. Also the complete unedited version of the theme music is performed.

References:
Tee Morris, Philippa Ballantine, Chris Lester

Feedback:
Email: feedback@flrtpodcast.com
Voicemail: 718-425-0602

Submissions:
Email: subs@flrtpodcast.com

Want to help or contact the host?
Email: pjaxton@paulettejaxton.com

Promo: Metamor City
Bumper: Nathan Lowell
Promo: Double Trouble 08/08/08 – The Case of the Pitcher’s Pendant & Digital Magic

Theme music performed by the Gossamer Winds
Rondeau from “Symphonies and Fanfares for the King’s Supper” by French composer Jean-Joseph Mouret