Faceloko

[Diskarte Trees] Sayantipiko

2010-04-20T20:18:00.002+08:00

alam mo bang scientist aq?

...at ikaw ang lab q?

[Diskarte Too] Dictionary

2010-04-20T03:44:00.002+08:00

Dictionary ka ba? Binigyan mo Kasi kahulugan ang buhay ko...

[Diskarte Juan] Lab

2010-04-20T03:42:00.003+08:00

Lecture mo ba ako??? Lab kasi kita..

Math sa Buhay natin!

2010-04-20T03:41:00.000+08:00

SA PALENGKE
Tndera: Ilang tali po ng Ctaw ang bblhin mo?

Juan: 3x-5, wher x =6

Tndra: so 13 bale, mura lng, 5sin90 ang isa.

Juan: Ummm, pki convert nmn po using arc tangent.

Tndera: D q carry, tangent na lng. 5 tan45. kung gus2 mo, mag apply ka nlng ng reduction formula.

Juan: ok napo, e2 bayad, (x^2- 4x+3)/sin3x wher x =7, kip d change!

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Kung gn2 ka-useful ang Math sa buhay naten,

Ang Saya!

Si Pepito Manaloto [Lufet Version]

2010-04-20T03:38:00.000+08:00

Husband(shouting):
HONEY!!!
MAG-IMPAKE KA KA NA!!!
NANALO AQ SA LOTTO!!!
SANDAANG MILYON TO!
WOO HOO HOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Wife:
Wow! talaga? anu-ano dadalhin q?

Husband:
Wala aqng pakialam. Basta lumayas ka na!

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awwwtzzz xD

Sukli

2010-04-20T02:43:00.003+08:00

Sa Mcdo

Guy: Miss isang sundae hot fudge nga.
Girl: sir, P25 po.

[nag abot ng P100 ang guy ]

Girl: Sir, may P5 po keu?
Guy: miss lam mo, pra kang exgf ko, bnigay q na nga lht ng meron aq, pero kulang p din.

[ngets ng girl cnabi ng guy]

Girl: Sir, kya lng nmn po aq humihingi ng konti pra masuklian kta ng buong buo. : o

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awww, kya nmn pla eh... xD

Libreng Load

2010-04-20T02:37:00.005+08:00

Bai,Naa paka load? Ndoble man nko plit card 450 gud...gus2 ka? Bhalag utangon, bayri lng kung kanus-a ka makkwarta...

mao ni ang PIN# oh:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

kiskisa lng!

hekhek

Hotline Numbers to God

2010-04-20T02:32:00.002+08:00

Hotline numbers to God:

-when in sorrow, call john 14

-when you have sinned, call Psalm 51

-when you're in danger,call Psalm 91

-when you grow bitter, call 1 Corinthians 13

-for Paul's secret to happiness, call Colossians 3:12-17

-when prayers grow narrow and selfish, call Psalm 67

-if you find the world growing small, & yourself great call Psam 19

; ) Please don't erase, this may come in handy. You may share it! Godspeed!

Ang Plete

2010-04-20T02:30:00.000+08:00

She was sitting there...

she kept looking at me...

then,

she held out her hand towards me...

and said:

"Migo, palihug kog plete"

duh uie! abi kog gugma na2 dah!

Virtues Through Time

2010-04-20T02:27:00.001+08:00

Our generation had

destryoyed the

Christian Virtues.

Charity,
is now a sweepstakes...

Hope,
is now a cigarette...

Grace,
is now a G.R.O..

Heaven,
is now a motel...

&

Trust,
is now a condom...

Category Information

2010-03-23T00:10:00.001+08:00

Napapaloob po dito ang mga impormasyon sa kung ano ang mga ibig sabihin ng mga Kategoryang nakikita at nababasa po ninyo.

Info
-ala eh, impormasyon kagaya nitong binabasa mo ngaun! 'Yon yun eh! xD

Astronomical Thoughts
-Kahit anong mga bagay na nais ipabulalas ng aking isipan.

Diskarte 101
-mga banat, at iba't ibang diskarteng pinoy, makakuha lng ng chix ; )

Mey Seeds
-Mga text messages na nareceive ko sa aking fone, na nakakatuwa at nais kong isave at ipagkalat sa pamamagitan ng internet. ; )

Ano Ang Faceloko?

2010-03-23T00:00:00.003+08:00

Ano ang Faceloko at ano ang kaugnayan nito sa buhay ko?

Wala...

Wala!!!

Wala nga!!!!

Nagbabasa ka pa eh...

Wala sabeee!!!

Hang Kuliiitttt!!!!

Sige na nga:

Ang Faceloko lang nmn ang aking blog para sa mga walang kawenta kwentang bagay.

Mga kahit-anong nais kong ilagay sa blog ko.Gaya ng mga nakakamanghang natatagpuan ko sa internet. Kasama na jan ang mga text messages

na aking natatanggap mula sa ating mga masusugid na textmates na walang tigil sa pagpapadala ng mga

nakakatawa, nakakatakot, nakakatuwa, nakakamangha at kung anu-anongng klaseng text messages pa man.

Ang ibiniblog ko ay po ang iilang bagay na nakakapagbigay sa akin ng interes at kaunting kasiyahan.

[Opo,Mababaw lang po ang kasiyahan ko, kaya hinde kayo malulunod kahit hindi pa kayo marunong lumangoy.]

Ay! Ang gulo! Nakakalokooo! Faceloko! xD

Tama na ba 2? O kulang pa din?

Sige edit ko nalang po ito pag di na ako inaantok. Sakit na ng mata ko at di na ako makapag isip ng diretso eh. Hekhek

Welcome 2 Da Metreks!

2010-03-15T19:50:00.005+08:00

As much as I would want to prolong this article, I can't.Thanks to the headache and colds I'm having right now. I just recently discovered that my head aches whenever I enter an air-conditioned environment. Such a pain ain't it?

I took this time to blog and blab about just anything else that comes to mind. "Of Random Thoughts and Emotions" to quote what I previously said.

And oh, before anything else, I remembered I forgot to welcome you for visiting my blog. Thanks a lot for wasting your time reading all this nonsense. Haven't really thought of anything interesting to post yet, but worry not, in a week or so, I'll be posting stuffs that interest me... if there really are... xD

Welcome 2 Da Metreks! xD

I Already Know What Blog Is

2010-03-14T19:08:00.004+08:00

Why?

Oh well, here it goes:

I feel a little bit of nostalgia as I am writing this one. I can't help but remember how, more than a year ago, I wrote my very first blog post entitled "I Never Knew What Blog Is". As for now, I could say that I now know what a blog really means, hence my title.

So why did I create a new blog?

Well, I just want to. And it's also great to know that a few of my classmates in college have already started blogging. I'm no longer alone in the blogging world! (unlike high school.)

I never actually had enough passion to keep my previous blogs updated, perhaps the reason was, I was focused more on earning money than expressing myself through blogging. And so we have here, a blog merely for random thoughts and emotions, to express myself, and to relieve my stress.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

Yeah, that was random, and part of relieving my stress! Hehe~ xD

P.S. Thanks to my classmates who started blogging, to barrera, olibz, von, albios and also to ms. em! I guess, my powers are coming back, I can feel it err~ I mean my passion is slowly coming back. xD