Facts And Quotes for life

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2012-11-28T06:02:00.000-08:00

I was seldom able to see an oppotunity, until it ceased to be one.

Stop wasting your time on people who don't love you

2012-11-28T05:37:00.001-08:00

A family shoot thier child son every year for 18 years!

2012-08-21T04:27:00.002-07:00

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Taken' with a Real Dad

2012-08-06T13:12:00.001-07:00

2012-06-05T18:30:00.001-07:00

A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, "You're not going to believe this,but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She's wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so she won't know you're not me!"

His friend agrees and goes out to his car.

They climb into the back seat and start going at it.

A few minutes later, a cop sees them and starts banging on the window, shining his flashlight inside. "What the hell do you two think you're doing?"

The guy says, "Oh, there's nothing wrong, she's my wife."

The cop says, "Oh, sorry,I didn't know."

The guy says "Neither did I until you shined that light in here."

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2012-06-05T18:26:00.001-07:00

Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.

As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.

Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.

Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."

The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK."

Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."

Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful.

Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it."

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Sex toys give birth nowadays.

2012-06-03T12:52:00.000-07:00

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A
vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
bastard," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . You explain the3 kids."

It's so hard to trust people nowadays because they won't tell you what's wrong in the relationship, they'll just cheat

2012-05-06T02:53:00.000-07:00

It's so hard to trust people nowadays because they won't tell you what's wrong in the relationship, they'll just cheat

Just because it didn’t last forever doesn’t mean it wasn’t worth your while.

2012-05-06T02:51:00.001-07:00

Just because it didn’t last forever doesn’t mean it wasn’t worth your while.

The problem is, as much as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you.

2012-05-06T02:45:00.002-07:00

The problem is, as much as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you.

Never give someone your all because when they are gone, you have nothing.

2012-05-02T09:52:00.002-07:00

Never give someone your all because when they are gone, you have nothing.

Best of Desi Jokes: Lady on Phone

2012-04-26T04:20:00.001-07:00

Best of Desi Jokes: Lady on Phone

مخترع " السوستة " جيدون صندباك

2012-04-24T03:27:00.000-07:00

جوجل العملاقة تمتعنا كل يوم لتعلمنا وتعرفنا بطريقة مختلفة عن الآخرين فاليوم الموافق 24 أبريل هو ميلاد السويدي جيدون صندباك Gideon Sundback الذي يعتبر الأب الروحي لفكرة السوستة الحالية وصاحب الفضل في شكلها الحالي.

فى عام 1913 استلهم الفكرة من أسنان الإنسان الطبيعية التي تقبض علي مابين صفيها، وفي البداية كانت السوستة تصنع من معدن ثم تطور تصنيعها وأصبحت تصنع من البلاستيك والنايلون، وقد كانت حيثيات اختيارها أنها أدت إلي ثورة في تصميم الأزياء والملابس.

استلهم الفكرة من ( ويتكومب ) ثم عدلها لتصبح بالشكل الحالى

و ها هى جوجل تحتفل بالذكرى ال132 لهذا العبقرى

إقرأ الموضوع باللغة الإنجليزية

Gideon Sundback " Zipper "

2012-04-24T03:06:00.001-07:00

Google reminds us with the great ( Gideon Sundback ).

Today, 24 April is the birthday of the Swedish Gideon, who used to work as an electrical engineer.

He is know by his invention to the Zipper.

In 1913, Gideon got the idea from ( Whitcomb L. Judson's ) idea. "clasp locker" was Whitcomb L. Judson's idea. Then Sundback revised the idea and actually made it but whith metal teeth istead of hook and eye design.

It was called the "zipper" because the boots could be fastened with one hand.

Then he thought about coil zippers, the first design was of interlocking brass coils.

So it wouldn't be good enough. The new design hit the market at 1960s dueto discovery of more strong and flexible synthetics.

A summary video about Gideon Sundback from Youtube :

References :-

WikiPedia

Youtube

Something sweet

2012-04-17T03:02:00.000-07:00

Girl : whats the proof that u miss me..?

Boy : see my cheeks..

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my mama slapped me coz i was smiLing while

sleeping.. thinking of you... ♥♥ XD

Be optimistic, creative and positive ... Success is no accident

2012-04-15T10:55:00.001-07:00

Two shoe salesmen were sent overseas to scout for new markets. Thier first stop was a country where everyone was barefoot. The first salesman sent back a telegram to the home office saying, " Leaving tomorrow. No one wears shoes. "

The second salesman's telegram was very different. He said, " Great potential market. No competition. "

Employment and Working

2012-04-15T10:47:00.003-07:00

It isn't by the number of people employed in a business that makes it successful, it's the number working.

Strength

2012-04-15T10:41:00.000-07:00

Strength does not come from winning.

Your struggles develop your strengths.

When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

2 people doesn not simply call a forever alone at one time

2012-04-11T00:49:00.000-07:00

Winner and Loser attitude

2012-04-10T20:52:00.001-07:00

Success tends to go not to person who

2012-03-19T04:36:00.002-07:00

Success tends to go to not to the person who is error free, because he also tends to be risk averse.

Rather, it goes to the person who recognizes that life is pretty much a percentage busness. It isn't making mistakes tha's critical; it's correcting them and getting on with the principal task

DONALD RUMSFELD

Creativity matters!

2012-03-15T17:34:00.000-07:00

There is a story about a speaker who was giving a lecture and had previously invited the audience to write questions on sheets of paper that had been passed out and to submit them for answers and discussion later. This worked very well, until she opened one folded sheet on which was written a single word -- idiot!

She read the one-word letter aloud and then looked out at the audience.

"Ladies and gentlemen," she announced, "over the years, I have frequently received replies where the sender has written the question and then forgotten to sign his name.

"This, however, is the first time the writer has signed his name and forgotten to write the question!"

12 Golden Rules for living

2012-03-15T10:25:00.001-07:00

1. If you open it, close it.

2. If you turn it on, turn it off.

3. If you unlock it, lock it up.

4. If you break it, admit it.

5. If you can't fix it, call in someone who can.

6. If you borrow it, return it.

7. If you value it, take care of it.

8. If you make a mess, clean it up.

9. If you move it, put it back.

10. If belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.

11. If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.

12. If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.

2012-03-06T02:58:00.002-08:00

A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.

2012-03-06T02:57:00.003-08:00

No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.