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That's Not How Language Works at All

ichc.chrispeeler — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 11:00:00 -0700

The Department of Redundancy Department Sends Their Regards

ichc.chrispeeler — Sat, 13 Sep 2014 10:00:00 -0700

They Call Me "The Clarificator"

stephenwood51 — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0700

"Irrefutable" Logic, CHECKMATE VEGANS

ichc.chrispeeler — Fri, 14 Mar 2014 04:00:00 -0700

True Treasures From The Scottish Twitter World

mattstaff — Sat, 10 Oct 2020 12:00:00 -0700

Oh yes, good old Scottish Twitter never lets us down. You can really get a taste of the Scottish culture in their tweets. We don't necessarily always understand what they're talking about, but that also might be the best part. If you enjoyed these Scottish twitter gems, check out some more over here.

Great, Now I'm Going to Think About The End and Cry

andy.fail — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 10:00:00 -0700

Poken

jackjohn — Mon, 07 May 2012 13:53:00 -0700

Now, to Tweet About it...

ichc.chrispeeler — Sun, 18 May 2014 04:00:00 -0700

Don't Go And Be Like Those Girls

mattstaff — Wed, 29 Mar 2017 12:00:00 -0700

Mandatory Friendship

1130am — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 08:00:00 -0700

Jesus Didn't Take the Wheel This Time

ichc.chrispeeler — Mon, 04 Aug 2014 13:00:00 -0700

I Think About the Important Things

stephenwood51 — Tue, 19 Aug 2014 06:00:00 -0700

App of the Day: ‘Breaking Bad’s’ Aaron Paul Launches ‘Yo b*tch!’

kacerosky — Sat, 06 Dec 2014 07:00:00 -0800

If you aren't very good with words but want to tell that special someone how much you care about them, Aaron Paul is here to help.

The "Breaking Bad" star just released a new iPhone app called "YB" or "Yo b*tch!" It's similar to "Yo," but using Aaron Paul's actual voice and adding the word b*tch to everything. It's that simple.

According to the description in iTunes:

Want to say hello to someone? Say "Hello, b****!"

Want to make your special someone feel loved? Say "I need you, b****!"

Fed up with your friend? Say "Why, b****?"

The app is free, but you can unlock other phrases with in-app purchases. Crystal meth not included.

As Aaron Paul would say: Enjoy b*tch!

Of All the People to Get It Wrong...

stephenwood51 — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 13:00:00 -0800

See more funny childhood lols on Parenting FAILs!

You Can Never Insert it Right the First Time

ichc.chrispeeler — Tue, 20 May 2014 10:00:00 -0700

Princess Peach is Their Beard

Thu, 08 Oct 2015 08:00:00 -0700

When the Comment Gets More Likes than the Actual Post

Cheez_Burglar — Tue, 26 Apr 2016 06:00:00 -0700

Alexander the Great Would be Proud

kacerosky — Wed, 12 Oct 2016 08:00:00 -0700

Skinny Man Can Carry Multiple Gallons Of Water At Once

mattstaff — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 16:20:00 -0800

Someone needs to tell this dude about hand carts. With that being said, this still is a wildly impressive feat.

The Rain in Spain Falls Mostly on the Roof of This House

ichc.chrispeeler — Thu, 23 Oct 2014 04:00:00 -0700

Untitled

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 06:00:31 -0700

It's Official, Android Users Are Supporting Terrorism

ichc.chrispeeler — Tue, 16 Sep 2014 05:00:00 -0700

The Solution is ALWAYS to Pee Yourself

ichc.chrispeeler — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 16:00:00 -0700

Big News Everyone!

stephenwood51 — Wed, 08 May 2013 13:00:00 -0700

And... wait for it... IT HAD A LEMON IN IT! CNN GET AT ME.

Untitled

1130am — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 07:00:32 -0700

Cameltoe

1130am — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:30:00 -0800

Go Home, Bing, You're Drunk!

stephenwood51 — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Bing is getting worse and worse.

Uh Oh It's Spaghetti Over

kacerosky — Mon, 21 Mar 2016 08:00:00 -0700

Auto¢orre¢t

1130am — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 07:00:00 -0700

Mom is Confused

1130am — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 10:00:00 -0700

If Your Job Was Closed-Captioning the Kardashians, You Might Have Tried to Slip This In Too

Mon, 01 Feb 2016 08:00:00 -0800

Maybe it was worth it to say you were fired for being "too real for 'reality' TV".

MANifest Destiny

1130am — Sun, 01 May 2011 09:00:00 -0700

Tom Brady for 2016!

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 07:00:00 -0800

Oh... Well... Uhh... Have a Nice Day!

stephenwood51 — Thu, 05 Sep 2013 15:00:00 -0700

From Healthcare.gov? Really?

stephenwood51 — Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 -0800

Some Things Are Better Left Private, Mom

ichc.chrispeeler — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 16:00:00 -0700

Glory to Jesus!

stephenwood51 — Thu, 11 Sep 2014 08:00:00 -0700

Being a Dad is Hard Twerk Sometimes

stephenwood51 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 11:00:00 -0700

Culturally Challenged

1130am — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 08:00:00 -0700

Untitled

1130am — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 05:00:09 -0700

Do We... Do We Tell Him?

Fri, 24 Apr 2015 05:00:00 -0700

Seems Legit

stephenwood51 — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0700

You Really Can't Fix Stupid

ichc.chrispeeler — Sun, 15 Feb 2015 08:00:00 -0800

Pink, We Need to Remind You of Something...

stephenwood51 — Wed, 28 Aug 2013 16:05:00 -0700

New York City Never Sleeps, Fool!

stephenwood51 — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 10:00:00 -0800

New York. Las Vegas...

New Vegas?

Brands and Broths on Facebook

ichc.chrispeeler — Mon, 16 Mar 2015 13:00:00 -0700

Greater Than, Less Than, or Equal to Earning a High School Diploma?

ichc.chrispeeler — Thu, 27 Mar 2014 16:00:00 -0700

Attention to Detail

stephenwood51 — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 06:00:00 -0700

People Find Questionable Donald Trump Tweet From 2014, and You Can Imagine What Follows

mattstaff — Thu, 16 Feb 2017 02:00:00 -0800

The hashtag #TrumpImpeachmentParty made its debut on Twitter on Tuesday, and since then it's gathering a lot of steam. Someone could easily, rationally propose that the tangerine-coated, cheeto puff-dusted DJ Trump should've gone back and cleaned up house on any tweets that could serve to diminish his standings in the long run; but hey, it's just more fuel for the fire, and only plays into his impeccable Twitter game.

The Grammar and Spelling Chaingang

stephenwood51 — Mon, 22 Jun 2015 07:00:00 -0700