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If you need a bit of a tip, watch the video for a clue.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;
&lt;center&gt;&lt;blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"&gt;&lt;p lang="en" dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/momtwin?src=hash"&gt;#momtwin&lt;/a&gt;&amp;amp;me 💗💗my mom thought it was a pic.😂 &lt;a href="https://t.co/fbQvbYRj4K"&gt;pic.twitter.com/fbQvbYRj4K&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;mdash; Kaylan Mahomes (@kaylan_17) &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/kaylan_17/status/693472553113927680"&gt;January 30, 2016&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/center&gt;
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Smash Mouth was performing a headlining set at the Urbana Sweetcorn Festival when their lead singer, Steve Harwell, collapsed mid-set. Fans were left trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Still, the show went on as the band continued to play and even closed the set with their Smash hits 'I'm a Believer' and 'All Star'. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
According to those in attendance, after Harwell left the stage the crowd reportedly began chanting "Shrek", leaving the remaining band member with no real option but to perform the cult classics.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;


&lt;blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-captioned data-instgrm-version="7" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"&gt;&lt;div style="padding:8px;"&gt; &lt;div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"&gt; &lt;div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5/P8/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wOHiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GPT6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90GSy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;p style=" margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;"&gt; &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BJqfql8ArQX/" style=" color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;" target="_blank"&gt;Smash Mouth Steve almost died but they still played All Star 👌🏻👌🏻 #smashmouth #urbana #sweetcornfestival #shrek #shrekmouth #allstar #heynowyoureanallstar #imabeliever #dreamscometrue #layers #likeanonion #andinthemorningimmakingwaffles #somebodyoncetoldme #theworldisgonnarollme #shrekt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"&gt;A video posted by @casey.cass on &lt;time style=" 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