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What a Coincidence!

jackjohn — Wed, 30 May 2012 15:55:00 -0700

Why read when you can listen to country?

Untitled

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 05:00:23 -0700

Untitled

1130am — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 10:00:51 -0800

The Real Teenage Wasteland

theresaburger — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 09:00:00 -0700

Patience Pending

Cheez_Burglar — Wed, 03 Aug 2016 10:00:00 -0700

Well That Escalated Quickly

stephenwood51 — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 13:00:00 -0700

Crisis Averted!

stephenwood51 — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 09:00:00 -0700

Art Thief

1130am — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 10:00:00 -0800

Can't Argue With That Logic

stephenwood51 — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 08:00:00 -0800

When Your Tinder Game is On Point

kacerosky — Tue, 15 Dec 2015 04:00:00 -0800

That Was Easy!

stephenwood51 — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 10:00:00 -0800

Make That 28 Reasons

ichc.chrispeeler — Sat, 26 Jul 2014 04:00:00 -0700

The Ins and Outs

andy.fail — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:00:00 -0800

Just Nine More Years

jackjohn — Mon, 14 May 2012 16:25:00 -0700

Untitled

1130am — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 05:00:29 -0700

Run, Pacman!

1130am — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 14:30:00 -0700

Clyde is too mainstream for Tumblr.

First They Served My McNuggets, and I Said Nothing...

Fri, 29 May 2015 11:00:00 -0700

Weekend FAIL

1130am — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 06:00:00 -0700

He Must Have a TARDIS

stephenwood51 — Sun, 15 Dec 2013 08:00:00 -0800

It Might Be Time for Divorce...

stephenwood51 — Thu, 11 Jul 2013 09:00:00 -0700

Kid Goes Nuclear On Dad In Monopoly

mattstaff — Fri, 16 Oct 2020 12:00:00 -0700

Anyone who has ever played a game of Monopoly with their family knows firsthand how wildly competitive those games can end up being. Tempers can flare up and soar through the roof. Tears can be spilt. Grudges can be created. Monopoly is just one of those games that manages to bring out the very worst in people. With that being said, this kid's brutal blow to his dad during their game of Monopoly is the stuff of legends. Don't think dad will be talking to them for a while.

Hypocrisy, Part 343

theresaburger — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 10:00:00 -0800

Lookin' Fresh, Milk Dog

Cheez_Burglar — Fri, 13 May 2016 10:00:00 -0700

Nothing In My Body Is Not Diseased Now

jackjohn — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 16:00:00 -0700

Settin' the Bar Low, Huh?

stephenwood51 — Sun, 20 Oct 2013 04:00:00 -0700

Little Brother Gets Shut Down

1130am — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:00:00 -0800

Karma's a B

stephenwood51 — Mon, 26 Aug 2013 05:00:00 -0700

It's a Shame Those Earbuds Are so Weak and Quiet...

ichc.chrispeeler — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 06:00:00 -0800

Careful, It Has a Slight Kick to It

stephenwood51 — Thu, 03 Oct 2013 08:00:00 -0700

"Why Not Me?" Says the Girl With a Theater in Her Home...

stephenwood51 — Sun, 29 Dec 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Advice WIN

1130am — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 08:00:00 -0800

Untitled

Wed, 26 May 2010 06:00:14 -0700

Because My Method Isn't Tacky at All!

stephenwood51 — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 10:00:00 -0800

Family of Nerds

1130am — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 09:30:00 -0700

Untitled

1130am — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 08:00:18 -0700

Frivolous Spending

stephenwood51 — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 16:02:00 -0700

YOLO: A Cautionary Tale

stephenwood51 — Wed, 01 Jan 2014 04:00:00 -0800

Civil Union

1130am — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:00:00 -0700

If Only Such a Wonderful Place Existed...

Fri, 06 Mar 2015 04:00:00 -0800

He's No Einsteinium

1130am — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 10:01:00 -0700

Definitely Not a Coinkidink

stephenwood51 — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 04:00:00 -0800

Read How a Third-Grader Thinks Nexflix and Chill Will Dissuade People From Voting For Donald Trump

kacerosky — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 10:00:00 -0800

"Ma'am, I'm the Police, Your Husband's in Jail"

stephenwood51 — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 04:00:00 -0700

More music humor over at Music FAILS!

Oral Reports Cost Extra

stephenwood51 — Wed, 04 Dec 2013 12:00:00 -0800

Hed Enjureez

1130am — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 07:00:00 -0700

Rear-Ended

1130am — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 10:00:00 -0700

Editor's note: This could be even better depending on the gender of the OP. If you're going to self-censor, please leave first names.

American Bobsledder Johnny Quinn Gets Stuck... AGAIN!

stephenwood51 — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 11:15:00 -0800

The Olympics are hard enough.

You've got the best athletes in the entire world up against you, and you need to be at the absolute top of your game to succeed.

The last thing you need is the Olympic village itself trying to defeat you too.

That would seem to be the case for poor Johnny Quinn, who had to ram his way out of a bathroom that had a jammed door just a few days ago. Earlier this morning, Quinn found himself trapped again, this time in an elevator in his hotel.

Johnny Quinn: breaking barriers all over the place! Now if only the Russian government would follow his example...

Only The Internet Has the Power to Turn the Lockdown in Belgium into a Time to Tweet Cat Pictures

kacerosky — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 08:00:00 -0800

On Sunday night, as a major anti-terror police operation was under way in Brussels, authorities asked the public to not report officers' movements online.

The Twitter hashtag #BrusselsLockdown had been the term of choice for people discussing the raids, without discussing the raids *wink*

Yeah, We're "Kissing Cousins"

theresaburger — Sun, 22 Dec 2013 08:00:00 -0800

He Must've Had Some Cruel Parents

stephenwood51 — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 16:02:00 -0700