Funny Facebook Status Messages and Facebook Fails

Why Bruno Mars Is a Saget Face

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:30:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:25:00 +0000

It’s because it’s racist towards Native Americans, right? Ugh. Mark Zuckerberg is SO sensitive about First Nations issues.

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Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 May 2012 22:00:00 +0000

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Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 May 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Serena

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 May 2012 19:20:00 +0000

Who knows? If you do this for long enough, you just might find a new phone buddy BEFORE you find a serial murderer.

Submitted by: Sydney

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 May 2012 19:15:00 +0000

What kind of horrible people would name their child “Karma’s a B*tch?”

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Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 May 2012 19:05:00 +0000

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Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 May 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Laura

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:00:00 +0000

I would’ve held out for sexual favors, but blackmail works, too.

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Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:27:00 +0000

We’ve already made a movie out of his life, so why not give it the movie-musical treatment, too? Bonus points to whoever can name all the melodies!