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That's Awesome, Because I Just Graduated With My Masters in Ki Manipulation and Saiyan Studies!

Wed, 10 Jun 2015 07:00:00 -0700

Phil Jackson Photographed Riding NYC Bus Looking Depressed AF, Internet Strikes With Flood of Hilarious Reactions

mattstaff — Fri, 17 Feb 2017 04:00:00 -0800

I'm overcome with burning questions and emotions right now: is this actually Phil Jackson, and if it is why in the hell is he riding the NYC bus looking like he's one untied oversized shoelace away from getting off at the next stop to let the driver run him over? Seriously Phil, talk to us? What's up bro? Well, regardless of if this is Phil Jackson and he has one of those eye-catching resting bitch face's, or if he's deeply saddened; the Internet was there to capitalize on the momentous photograph with a rollercoaster of hilarious reactions.

That Banksy, Such a Rebel

ichc.chrispeeler — Fri, 05 Dec 2014 05:00:00 -0800

Tumblr Has a New Favorite Bird

ichc.chrispeeler — Fri, 29 Aug 2014 15:00:00 -0700

BOO-rothers

1130am — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:00:00 -0800

15 Examples of What it Means to 'Netflix and Chill'

kacerosky — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 06:00:00 -0700

Netflix and chill? We all know what that means... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's time to sit back, relax and binge watch Breaking Bad! Because there is no reason to call someone over at 2am besides to sit and watch a show that you've seen at least 5 times through, right? Nah we aren't fooling anyone, though it would be nice to think that humanity is wholesome enough to come up with an idea like this for couple's to have time to lay back and watch a good rom-com.

Netflix has spawned an entire subculture that has been hitherto unseen since the times of "Blockbuster and bang" (I made that up). What could be better than escaping for countless hours into the realm of film and television with a romp in the sheets about ~3 minutes in.

2Ugly4Me

stephenwood51 — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0700

Lord of the Strings

1130am — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:00:00 -0800

It'll Be a Total Coincidence, I Swear!

stephenwood51 — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 15:00:00 -0700

Just Because It Says "Rim"

stephenwood51 — Sun, 01 Sep 2013 05:00:00 -0700

Why Isn't This a Real Feature Yet?

ichc.chrispeeler — Sat, 20 Sep 2014 04:00:00 -0700

Kim Kardashian Has a Branded iPhone Game (Already Terrible) and People Were Really Upset That it Went Down This Weekend (Somehow More Terrible)

ichc.chrispeeler — Tue, 22 Jul 2014 08:00:00 -0700

I wish to the powers that be that I was not making that headline up. From what I can gleam in skimming the description (because anything more than a quick skim would cause a mortal's face to melt like in the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark) the game is about your rise to fame through photoshoots and modeling. And there's a rival named Willow, or something. When the servers for the game went down this weekend, people were none too pleased about it:

These are all grown-ass adults. Good night, everyone.

Some Things Should Be Left Unposted

stephenwood51 — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 07:00:00 -0700

Untitled

andy.fail — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 14:10:59 -0800

A Majestic Mountain Range, as Seen Through the Eyes of a Child

Amemeda — Thu, 07 Apr 2016 08:00:00 -0700

Classic Dad

1130am — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 08:00:00 -0800

An Expensive Iced Lolly

jackjohn — Sun, 13 May 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Why stupid people shouldn't have nice things.

Thug Life

stephenwood51 — Mon, 06 May 2013 15:00:00 -0700

The thug life clearly chose her.

I'm Not Sure That's Welsh...

stephenwood51 — Thu, 02 May 2013 12:00:00 -0700

Speed Dating

1130am — Fri, 20 May 2011 13:00:00 -0700

One Clever Girl Found the Best Use of Trump Dodging Questions Quotes, and You're Going to Want to Use it to Avoid Awkward Questions Too

kacerosky — Fri, 14 Oct 2016 10:00:00 -0700

D'awwwww

stephenwood51 — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 12:00:00 -0700

Consider my day brightened!

Untitled

1130am — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 06:00:26 -0700

Stop Being Old on Me!

stephenwood51 — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 07:00:00 -0700

The Truth About Cats and Dogs

1130am — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 06:00:00 -0800

Untitled

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 05:00:09 -0700

Top Tier Political Discourse, or Trolling?

ichc.chrispeeler — Tue, 19 May 2015 16:00:00 -0700

These Are the Gigantic, Nuclear #GodzillaProblems We Would Have on Social Media During a Real Kaiju Attack

ichc.chrispeeler — Thu, 22 May 2014 09:00:00 -0700

Untitled

andy.fail — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 09:00:59 -0800

It's Not Me, It's You

stephenwood51 — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0700

WARNING!

stephenwood51 — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 08:00:00 -0700

I thought shaving during an earthquake was the natural response...

Not All Camera Phone Pictures Were Made Equal

ichc.chrispeeler — Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:00:00 -0700

Smile!

1130am — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:00:00 -0800

Let's Make It More Dangerous by Snapchatting While Driving!

stephenwood51 — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 11:00:00 -0800

What Are Phones For?

Cheez_Burglar — Sun, 17 Apr 2016 06:00:00 -0700

And on That Day There Were Enough Plungers to Unplug the Multitudes

ichc.chrispeeler — Mon, 07 Jul 2014 14:00:00 -0700

Not Fooling Anyone

Cheez_Burglar — Mon, 16 May 2016 04:00:00 -0700

Politics as usual

kacerosky — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0700

On Top of That, His Name is David

stephenwood51 — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:00:00 -0700

I Can't Braillieve You Said That

stephenwood51 — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 06:00:00 -0700

Not So YOLO

jackjohn — Tue, 28 May 2013 06:00:00 -0700

What Mad Engineering Are You Doing?

ichc.chrispeeler — Wed, 18 Feb 2015 13:00:00 -0800

WaspFi

1130am — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 04:00:00 -0700

This Wedding Photography Posted a Simple Rant to Make Your Special Day More Memoriable

kacerosky — Fri, 06 Nov 2015 10:00:00 -0800

But... But... a McFlurry...

ichc.chrispeeler — Thu, 24 Apr 2014 07:00:00 -0700

Untitled

kacerosky — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 12:35:02 -0800

"Soh-Poas'd"

stephenwood51 — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0700

Catholics & Contraception

1130am — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0800

Context. Ready... Set... COMMENT FIGHT!!

He's Come a Long Way

jackjohn — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 08:00:00 -0700

I did this thing where I laughed out loud at an Olympics joke and I thought up a really great term for it called Roflympics everyone should start using it right now before the Olympics are over.

Man Baits Mall Thieves With Tricky Christmas Gift

mattstaff — Tue, 01 Dec 2020 07:10:00 -0800

People that steal are the worst. People that steal during the holidays are a whole new level of immoral and selfish. Especially those folks like the ones in this story that have the audacity to steal from "Grandpa" at Christmastime. Fortunately, it's not actually a gift from Grandpa. You might call it a harsh lesson in the value of not stealing someone else's presents. Check out some more revenge drama with this employee who caught their manager stealing, and ended up getting a nice raise as a result.