’At Fake Noose Junkies https://fakenewsjunkies.com They’re Lyin’ to Y’all! Mon, 12 Feb 2024 04:55:04 +0000 en-US hourly 1 ’At Fake Noose Junkies https://s0.wordpress.com/mshots/v1/https%3A%2F%2Ffakenewsjunkies.com?w=144&h=144]]> https://fakenewsjunkies.com 144 144 They’re Lyin’ to Y’all! Ush'r's Sup'r Bowl Performunts Had Ahn Thang Missyun'. It Wuz Still Purrfeck. https://fakenewsjunkies.com/2024/02/11/ushers-super-bowl-performance-had-one-thing-missing-it-was-still-perfect/ Mon, 12 Feb 2024 04:55:04 +0000 https://fakenewsjunkie.com/2024/02/11/ushers-super-bowl-performance-had-one-thing-missing-it-was-still-perfect/ T' Atlanta-born croon'r promissd Vogue at R&B would "take t'mane stage," an' it wuz a gif' at, at t'verr leest, he would brang out t'collaberators o'his'n mos popular hit, "Yeah!", Lil Jon an' Ludacris. But at didn't stop fans frum …

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65c9ae3e070ce]]> Israel Sez Two Hostages Rescut Durin Overniite Misshun n' Rafah https://fakenewsjunkies.com/2024/02/11/israel-says-two-hostages-rescued-during-overnight-mission-in-rafah/ Mon, 12 Feb 2024 04:47:17 +0000 https://fakenewsjunkie.com/2024/02/11/israel-says-two-hostages-rescued-during-overnight-mission-in-rafah/ N' a statemunt, t'Israeli Defents Ferces sed thay had successfullee rescut t'menfolk, idantifyyun' 'um us Fernan'o Simon Marmun, 60, an' Looey Har, 70. T' menfolk wuz kidnappt durin a sprize berd'r uhtack un Kibbutz Nir Yitzhak un Oct. 7.
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65c9ae3e09876]]> Beyoncé Releeses Two New Songs Durin t'Sup'r Bowl https://fakenewsjunkies.com/2024/02/11/beyonce-releases-two-new-songs-during-the-super-bowl/ Mon, 12 Feb 2024 04:30:43 +0000 https://fakenewsjunkie.com/2024/02/11/beyonce-releases-two-new-songs-during-the-super-bowl/ But at's perzackly whut happent un Sundy nite wen t'res o't' worl larnt whut Tony Hale alreddy knew: at Beyoncé hus new musick un t'way.
O' all thangs ta send t'Beyhif' into overdrif', a Verizon Sup'r Bowl commercial hus ta …

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65c9ae3e0af32]]> Justin Hartley's Abs Air t'Onlee Good Part o'Post-Sup'r Bowl 'Track'r' https://fakenewsjunkies.com/2024/02/11/justin-hartleys-abs-are-the-only-good-part-of-post-super-bowl-tracker/ Mon, 12 Feb 2024 04:24:49 +0000 https://fakenewsjunkie.com/2024/02/11/justin-hartleys-abs-are-the-only-good-part-of-post-super-bowl-tracker/ Track'r, which premiert un CBS Sundy evnin a'followin t'Sup'r Bowl, cummences wiff Colt'r Shaw (Justin Hartley) remindyun' us o'thishere fack: All o't' lost folk he finds will lif', eve if'n thay're sufferyun' through grave illnesses er near-fatal injuries. Thanks ta …

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65c9ae3e0e5d2]]> Sun Franciskuns A'cantinyah Crappyun' n' t'Street n' Honer o'49ers Crappyun' t'Bt https://fakenewsjunkies.com/2024/02/11/san-franciscans-continue-crapping-in-the-street-in-honor-of-49ers-crapping-the-bed/ Mon, 12 Feb 2024 04:17:01 +0000 https://fakenewsjunkie.com/2024/02/11/san-franciscans-continue-crapping-in-the-street-in-honor-of-49ers-crapping-the-bed/ "Thishere is whut we deserve!!" hollerd Christchun McCaffrey us he dumpt un entire jug o'poo onto Coach Kyle Shunahun. "Thishere is whut it meuns ta be Sun Francisco!"LAS VEGAS - Sun Franciskuns kuntinued crappyun' n' t'streets ta honer t'incredibull way …

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65c9ae3e0fc02]]> 'Lisa Frankunstein': Thar's Hyun' Animatid About Thishere Cerpse Comedy https://fakenewsjunkies.com/2024/02/11/lisa-frankenstein-theres-hing-animated-about-this-corpse-comedy/ Mon, 12 Feb 2024 03:50:07 +0000 https://fakenewsjunkie.com/2024/02/11/lisa-frankenstein-theres-hing-animated-about-this-corpse-comedy/ Thems referunces air jes two n' a zillion at hang un thishere dreerilee derivatif' pastiche, wherein Lisa befriunds t'reunimatid cerpse o'a 19th-centry romantic, 'en enlists hern newfound bestie ta hep foil hern enemies an' snag t'boy o'hern dreems - t'hunky …

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65c9ae3e12bc5]]> Chiefs Pour Vat o'Hot Fry'r Greese Ov'r Andy Reid https://fakenewsjunkies.com/2024/02/11/chiefs-pour-vat-of-hot-fryer-grease-over-andy-reid/ Mon, 12 Feb 2024 03:47:00 +0000 https://fakenewsjunkie.com/2024/02/11/chiefs-pour-vat-of-hot-fryer-grease-over-andy-reid/ Thishere Week's Mos Viral Noose: Febuwary 9, 2024

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LAS VEGAS-A'followin a longstan'yun' team tradishun, members o't' Kansus Citee Chiefs celebratid thar Sup'r Bowl LVIII win Sundy by parin\, a vat o'hot fry'r greese ov'r hed coach Andy Reid. …

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65c9ae3e1b871]]> Ush'r Perferms Lif' Commercial fer Ol' Spice Antiperspirant https://fakenewsjunkies.com/2024/02/11/usher-performs-live-commercial-for-old-spice-antiperspirant/ Mon, 12 Feb 2024 03:24:15 +0000 https://fakenewsjunkie.com/2024/02/11/usher-performs-live-commercial-for-old-spice-antiperspirant/ "Air y'all someone who gits absolutelee dreencht wiff sweet aft'r thirtee sekunds o'lite dancyun'?" ast Ush'r us sweet pourt frum his'n broe. "Oh, if'n onlee I had thunk ta use Ol' Spice antiperspirant, I woultn't have soakt through three layers …

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65c9ae3e1cf6d]]> Fergit Tayler Swift, Ush'r Wuz t'Real Sup'r Bowl Superstar https://fakenewsjunkies.com/2024/02/11/forget-taylor-swift-usher-was-the-real-super-bowl-superstar/ Mon, 12 Feb 2024 03:00:41 +0000 https://fakenewsjunkie.com/2024/02/11/forget-taylor-swift-usher-was-the-real-super-bowl-superstar/ If'n y'all've paid eve a fracshun o'tenchun ta currunt evants ov'r t'lus cuple o'weeks, y'all knoe at t'Sup'r Bowl hus bee superstt by celebritee. Thishere is, apparantlee, no long'r a sperts evunt, but a satellite stop un Tayler Swift's Erus …

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65c9ae3e227a2]]> RFK Jr.'s Sprize Sup'r Bowl Spot Copies Originull 1960 JFK Jingle https://fakenewsjunkies.com/2024/02/11/rfk-jr-s-surprise-super-bowl-spot-copies-original-1960-jfk-jingle/ Mon, 12 Feb 2024 02:43:32 +0000 https://fakenewsjunkie.com/2024/02/11/rfk-jr-s-surprise-super-bowl-spot-copies-original-1960-jfk-jingle/ T' ad ust t'classic John F. Kunnedy jingle ta urge voters ta cus thar ballots fer t'indepundent can'idate: "A mun who's ol' enough ta knoe / an' yung enough ta do / Well, it's up ta y'all / it's up …

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