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        <title>Faking a Podcast</title>
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        <description>“Fake it until you make it!”. Three hopeless hosts with no actual experience or understanding of how to make a podcast have decided to come together and follow that classic advice. Join James, Jason, and Antonio as they try desperately to go down in podcast history. Will they succeed and rise to the top of the charts or just embarrass their friends and family in the process? Sit back, buckle up, and prepare to be offended, as we try Faking a Podcast!</description>
        <itunes:subtitle>A comedy journey of fame or failure in podcasting</itunes:subtitle>
        
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      <title>Ep 007 - Stupid Machines</title>
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      <itunes:summary>In the inimitable style of FAP we present a general piece of chaos and unscripted nonsense. We prepare for the coming AI-pocalypse by getting annoyed with Alexa and then get lost in translations before a visitor with a strange job interrupts the recording.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the inimitable style of FAP we present a gener…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Ep 006 - A Blast from the Past</title>
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      <itunes:summary>After a wee break the boys are back and presenting you a select morsel of banter. We apologise for the slight delay this episode took to air. James was busy with stuff.</itunes:summary>
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      <description>After a wee break the boys are back and presenting you a select morsel of banter. We apologise for the slight delay this episode took to air. James was busy with stuff.</description>
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      <title>Ep 005 - Time Dislocation</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2021 00:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>After a 12 month sabbatical it's finally time for FAP to return to the airways. Join the boys for a bit of lockdown tension relief. Amongst the nonsense, we discuss the dangers of walking down steps, come clean to a series of bathroom confessions and read another chatroom drama from Vanya.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After a 12 month sabbatical it's finally time for…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Ep 004 - Oh Captain! My Captain!</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jan 2020 21:43:06 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:19:12</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>We set the stage for the Mega Guest Showdown 2020. Find out what exciting battles we have in store over the coming episodes. We hatch further plans for podcast domination on land, sea and airspace. Vanya has some issues with a furniture supplier. The hosts are taken on a very unexpected journey through an apocalyptic bunker and discover the truth about our AI overlords.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We set the stage for the Mega Guest Showdown 2020…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We set the stage for the Mega Guest Showdown 2020. Find out what exciting battles we have in store over the coming episodes. We hatch further plans for podcast domination on land, sea and airspace. Vanya has some issues with a furniture supplier. The hosts are taken on a very unexpected journey through an apocalyptic bunker and discover the truth about our AI overlords.</description>
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      <title>Ep 003 - Steroid Olympics</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Nov 2019 00:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:01:27</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>We have a guest! The usual unplanned FAP nonsense is given a level of professionalism as we are joined by the lovely Kaya Bucholc, an up and coming actor from Toronto and now working in London. The boys are on best behavior, at least until the steroids come out, Jason starts to try to rationalize cricket as an elaborate drinking game, Antonio goes 'mouth first' at a New Jersey pickle and James forgets his own name and then everyone else's.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We have a guest! The usual unplanned FAP nonsense…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We have a guest! The usual unplanned FAP nonsense is given a level of professionalism as we are joined by the lovely Kaya Bucholc, an up and coming actor from Toronto and now working in London. The boys are on best behavior, at least until the steroids come out, Jason starts to try to rationalize cricket as an elaborate drinking game, Antonio goes 'mouth first' at a New Jersey pickle and James forgets his own name and then everyone else's.</description>
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      <title>Ep 002 - Your Move, God</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2019 22:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:02:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>FAP Studios</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>James celebrates the monumental achievements of episode 1 with an eargasmic soundscape. The first of our many subscribers get some abuse from Antonio. Jason falls foul of his own Mandela effect and loses his notes in a parallel universe. We have a listener submission from a surprising location and as the search for the Mega-guest gets underway the boys recount tales of accidentally assaulting celebrities.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>James celebrates the monumental achievements of e…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>James celebrates the monumental achievements of episode 1 with an eargasmic soundscape. The first of our many subscribers get some abuse from Antonio. Jason falls foul of his own Mandela effect and loses his notes in a parallel universe. We have a listener submission from a surprising location and as the search for the Mega-guest gets underway the boys recount tales of accidentally assaulting celebrities.</description>
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      <title>Ep 001 - Mirror Mirror</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:16:34</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>We have a theme tune!! As we begin to settle into our new careers we set some short and long term goals for our podcast journey. We tackle some difficult dilemmas until some aliens get involved and Jason accuses them of being idiots. It looks like we are definitely doing this podcast whether the fans appear or not.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We have a theme tune!! As we begin to settle into…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We have a theme tune!! As we begin to settle into our new careers we set some short and long term goals for our podcast journey. We tackle some difficult dilemmas until some aliens get involved and Jason accuses them of being idiots. It looks like we are definitely doing this podcast whether the fans appear or not.</description>
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      <title>Pilot - Dogs For Science</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Jun 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:51:25</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Our podcast journey begins. In our pilot episode we literally have no clue what we are doing, and only a couple of cheap microphones to capture the chaos that ensues. The conversation stumbles from crisps to VR to the aerodynamics of projectile dogs. We drop in on our friend Beau to settle a dispute and Antonio begins his quest to offend our listeners before we even have any.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our podcast journey begins. In our pilot episode …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Our podcast journey begins. In our pilot episode we literally have no clue what we are doing, and only a couple of cheap microphones to capture the chaos that ensues. The conversation stumbles from crisps to VR to the aerodynamics of projectile dogs. We drop in on our friend Beau to settle a dispute and Antonio begins his quest to offend our listeners before we even have any.</description>
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