Faltu Funny Jokes

WE ARE BACK!!!!!

2019-03-15T23:23:00.001+05:30

What is hut?

2015-05-21T12:57:00.001+05:30

school :(

2012-09-08T12:49:00.000+05:30

empty minded

2012-09-08T12:47:00.002+05:30

which end??

2012-09-08T12:46:00.002+05:30

Beauty of the night

2012-09-08T12:32:00.002+05:30

Warning

2012-09-08T12:31:00.003+05:30

Aashiqqqq

2012-08-06T15:44:00.000+05:30

Ladka ek Ladki ka peecha
kar rahatha.
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. Ladki: Tumhe pata hai,
peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai.
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Ladka: Hum Khandani
Aashiq hai,
Teri maa ke peeche mera Baap aa raha
hai..

Santa at an interview!!

2012-08-01T16:08:00.001+05:30

Santa at Microsoft for an Interview:

Interviewer:Which r the 4 versions of Java?
Santa:MarJava,
Mit Java,
Lut Java,
me Sadke Java !!
Intervier:
ghari java.

Fees maafi k liye application

2012-07-31T22:10:00.003+05:30

To,
The Principal,
High school,

Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka girlfriend ka recharge karva diya,
200 science wali mam par shart har gya.
Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to apk sath b chakkar nikla!
Ab apk pas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maf ya Aapke raz ka pardafash!

Thanx.

Urs sincerely.
Apki beti ka boyfrnd.....
Hardik Dand

BCA ka ful form??

2012-07-25T15:05:00.003+05:30

PaPa:12th KaRNe Ke
BaaD TuM Kya KaRoGe

SoN:BCA

PaPa:VeRy GooD
PaR
Ye BCA HoTa Kya He?:|

SoN:
BaaP Ke CaSh Pe AiSh

Pepsi k badle samose!!

2012-07-25T15:02:00.001+05:30

Santa Banta aur Junior Santa picnic par gaye waha ja ke yaad aaya k PEPSI to ghar bhul gaye..

Decide kiya k Junior Santa jaake pepsi le aayega..

Junior Santa: Main ek shart par jaunga k tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge..

Dono ne kaha thik hai..

2 din guzar gaye,
Junior Santa nahi aaya..

4 din guzar gaye,
Junior Santa nahi aaya..

Dono ne socha k ab samose kha lene chahiye.

Jaise hi samosa uthaya Junior Santa ped k piche se nikal k bola.

Aisa karoge to main nhi jaunga!!=D =)) :p X_X

pyaari teacher!!!

2012-07-21T17:36:00.001+05:30

BETA: PAPA meri teacher kitni pyari hai na,

PAPA: BETA teacher maa ke barabar hoti hai,

BETA: aap to hamesha apni hi setting karne ki sochte ho...

Birthday Gift!!

2012-07-21T11:25:00.001+05:30

Girl-Wher's my b'day gift?

Boy- U see that red hot Ferrari on d other side of d road?

Girl(excitingly)-Yes!

Boy- Same colour ki nailpolish li hai tere liye.

Name??

2012-07-20T21:10:00.000+05:30

Question for today!!!!!!!

2012-07-20T19:53:00.002+05:30

Question foe today....
In which battle did Prithvi Narayan Shah die????
ans...................
waitin for the best reply..
suprise fr the winner...................
answer to be posted soon.......

chudail!!

2012-07-15T19:04:00.003+05:30

Biwi apne sharabi pati ko darane ke liye kale kapde pehan ke ghar k bahar khadi ho gayi,
Pati jhumte hue: Tum Kaun?
Biwi: Chudail
Pati: Hath mila, Main teri behan ka pati.

Patni chalisa...

2012-07-14T13:23:00.001+05:30

Nmo-nmo ptni mharani,

tumhri mhima koi na jani....|1|

Hmne smjha tum abla ho,

par tumto sbse badi bla ho....|2|

Jis din hath me belanawe,

Us din pati khub chilawe....|3|

Sare bed pe patni sove,

Pati beth farsh par rove.....|4|

Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi,

Aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi....|5|

Patni chalisa jo nar gave,

Sab sukh chod param dukh pave....|6|

Bhoot pisach najar aa jave,

Patni jab asli roop me awe..

student's solid reply.. :P

2012-07-13T15:58:00.001+05:30

Teacher to student : oi.. apne bagal waale ko utha..
Student : Saley, tune sulaya hai .. tu hi utha.. :P

this often happens at classroom !!

2012-07-08T18:43:00.001+05:30

count like cards...

2012-07-08T17:26:00.002+05:30

Teacher: bolo 7 k baad kya aata hai?
Student: 7 k baad 8 fir 9 fir 10..
Teacher: Shyaabass !! 10 k aage???
Student : J fir Q fir K.... lolz

Biggest problem on earth

2012-07-08T14:08:00.003+05:30

●►Husband and wife

Wife:--------You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby:-- When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife:------- You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby:---Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one.

Shocked child!!

2012-07-08T14:06:00.001+05:30

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Pamela, a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to
say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother.

'Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.' His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!

Wife ask husband

2012-07-08T14:02:00.004+05:30

* Wife Ask Husband *

Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?

Husband: No dear.

Wife: I’m sure you would.

Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.

Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?

Husband: Ya, I guess so.

Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.

Husband: No, she is taller than you.

Hello 2 the parents....

2012-07-08T14:01:00.001+05:30

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you said Hello to them.."