tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26557502660882397912024-11-01T01:12:47.508-07:00Faltu jokes & smsFunny sms, Hindi sms, Romantic sms, Comedy sms, Sardar sms, Rajnikant sms, Santa-Banta sms, Friendship sms, Good Morning sms, New Year sms, Good Luck sms, Independence Day sms, Republic Day sms, Holi sms, Diwali sms, Pakistaan sms, Love sms, Kiss sms, Marriage sms, College sms, School sms, Drunk sms.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655750266088239791.post-29027607610385757592012-09-09T23:35:00.000-07:002015-09-10T12:40:15.246-07:00Urdu Shayari<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">Kai rog dey gai hai naye mausmon ki barish,,<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Mujhay yaad aa rahay hain mujhay bhool janay walay..</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">Najane kon sa aasaib dil mein basta hai,</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">Ke jo bhi thehra woh aakhir makaan chhor gaya…</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">Khud bhi udas rehta hai mujhse khafa ho kar,</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">Iss tarah bhi woh shakhs mujhe chahta hai…</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jub Tasawwur Mera Chhupkay Se Tujhe Chhuu Aaye<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Apni Har Saans Se Mujh Ko ... <a href="http://faltusms.blogspot.in/p/urdu-shayari-sms.html">read more</a></span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655750266088239791.post-10702098576540008512012-09-05T01:02:00.001-07:002015-08-23T04:53:48.577-07:00Funny sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6a6a6a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;">एक बार शिक्षक ने कक्षा में पप्पू से एक सवाल पूछा;</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6a6a6a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;"><b>शिक्षक:</b> अगर तुम्हारे पिता 10% के हिसाब से मुझसे 50,000 रुपए का लोन लेते हैं तो बताओ एक वर्ष बाद वह कितना पैसा वापस करेंगे?</span></div>
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<b>पप्पू:</b> एक भी नहीं!</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><b>शिक्षक:</b> तुम गणित नहीं जानते क्या?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><b>पप्पू:</b> मास्टरजी मैं तो गणित जानता हूँ पर आप मेरे पापा को नहीं जानते!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6a6a6a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;">लड़के ने एक लड़की को कॉल की और कहा;</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6a6a6a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;"><b>लड़का:</b> जान आई लव यू!</span></div>
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<b>लड़की:</b> सच्ची?</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><b>लड़का:</b> हां यार!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><b>लड़की:</b> अच्छा तो चलो मेरा 100 रुपए का रिचार्ज करवा दो!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><b>लड़का:</b> क्या यार अब तो मतलब बहन के साथ मजाक भी नहीं कर सकते!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6a6a6a; font-family: Verdana;">संता के घर एक बिल्ली रहती थी जिससे वह बहुत परेशान था,..... </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><a href="http://faltusms.blogspot.in/p/hindi-sms.html">read more</a></span></b></span></div>
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