I can’t hold it against her though, she has been through her ups and downs over the last few years, so good luck to her! Go Team Jen!

Gemma Arterton

Gemma Arterton has said that although she is set to set screens afire with her Bond Girl in the new Quantum of Solace adventure, that her working class roots make her feel like riff-raff when hob-nobbing with the hollywood glitterati.

Bless her for being so down to earth.  There is nothing wrong with a working class background, and Gemma gets monkey thumbs up from me.

Good girl, neither do I

Justin Gaston in Pants

As it turns out, that although Miley Cyrus has a boyfriend who is 5 years her senior… and an underwear model to boot, it turns out that they are not sleeping together…

Though quite why a hunky 20 year old underwear model would be in a sexless relationship is a bit of a mystery. Surely there are daughters of other rockers that could help his career.

Okay so I guess I am being a little cynical, but then I am FameMonkey so what did you expect?

Seriously though, does it not seem a little odd that he would put himself in the risky situation of being associated with an underage girl? Does this guy have no-one advising him??

If my knowledge of the US legal system is correct it will bejust over 2 years before she is legal… that’s a hell of a wait for a 20 year old model… watch this space! ha

Blimey! Presumably Lindsay will  return the sentiment at the next available opportunity; a gift that shows how much Ronson means to her, and will endure as long as their love… a signet ring from H Samuels and a packet of Monster Munch maybe?

The Pefect Match?

Kat von D strips off for PETA

Maybe PETA are terrorists, maybe they aren’t, i am not sure at this stage, but you have to admire them for getting various celebs to get their kit off for the cause. The most recent is Kat Von D, and I have t say she is looking good.

It’s just a shame that the people behind it aren’t quite as wholesome as the pictures…

Finding a picture of Victoria Beckham actually singing was trickier than I first thought

Brooklyn Beckham is showing promise with his musical taste, is seems that he does not like Victoria Beckham’s music. And well…

Oh are you going to make me say it?

Okay then! Who can blame him! Bless Victoria, but she was not even the best singer in the Spice Girls, it is a wonder that she managed to get a solo deal… Or is it? Maybe its just proof of how the music industry, if not society at large, prefers style over substance and the familiar rather than real talent in a shabby package, or risking on new acts.

Bad society! Naughty Society, go to your room!

Yeah lads, he’s called Liam, he’s your lead singer! Ha-Ha!

Obvious, maybe but it still tickled me

Jonas Brothers - abstinence makes the heart grow fonder

It appears that the Jonas brothers are capable of getting a scary level of devotion from their fans.  Apparantly any girl who happens to work with them risks getting hatemail, especially their co star Demi Lovato.

Though it is a little puzzeling, these fellas are self confessed virgins, by choice, preferring to abstain until… well until they get drunk and sleep around / marry everything in sight like Britney did,  presumably!

I don’t fully comprehend why abstinence is not seen as a massive turn off? I can see why conviction for beliefs can be seen as admirable, but not when those beliefs are so counter intuative, even mis-guided.

A nice normal sex life is perfectly natural, be respectful, be safe. It is not a choice between abstinence and drug fuelled orgies with a side oder of abortions. It is possible to have casual sex with no victims, it is possible to have a teen relationship that doesn’t end in pregnancy or misguied marriages.

I just hope that the current trend for abstinence doesn’t, 5-10 years down the line, lead to a trend in crystal meth induced hooker stranglings.

Complete abstinence is not natural. Just say no to abstinence!

Ronson & Lohan - a Perfect Match?

So Lindsay Lohan has decided to give this lesbian thing a proper go, and its reported that she and her sexy feminine girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson are house hunting. Well I never, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson living together? You know call me an old fashioned cynic, but I can’t help but wonder if this is all just a phase, or publicity stunt. I mean Lohan has, in the past, mean out with some decent looking blokes… It is strange that she would then go out with Ronson who, let’s be face it, is not really in Lohan’s league on the looks front. Having said that, maybe that is proof that it is real? We should wish them all the luck, and who am I to say any different?

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I am FameMonkey and I say it won’t last! Lohan, get back to what you’re good at doing – beautiful people!

Jenny McCarthy - worthy of your wank bank, not your book shelf

Self proclaimed super mommy and general all-round disgrace, Jenny McCarthy is being ignored by Presidential hopeful John McCain. Apparantly her opinions about the causes of autism are “too controversial”, or maybe he has just learnt the truth? Jenny McCarthy does not know what she is banging her drum about! (at least I hope she doesn’t because if she does, then she is dispicable)

Don’t believe how bad she is? Didn’t you know that Jenny McCarthy has a body count?

Fair play she is nice to look at… maybe she should concentrate on her strengths?

It nearly escaped my attention, but one of my banana munching brethren has had enough and turned on the skanky good for nothing heiress; sadly she wasn’t as seriously hurt as some people might like, but even worse this probably won’t stop her sad spoilt brat ways, I mean who goes lingerie shopping with a monkey?

Still at least it gives us great headlines like Paris Hilton Attacked by Monkey!