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<title>Fark&#x27;s 2014 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR contest [HOTY]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 17:33:02 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 17:03:54 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 17:00:22 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 16:34:59 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 16:00:01 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 15:39:09 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Islamic State has executed 1,878 people in past six months, narrowly edging out Texas [Sad]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 15:21:33 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 15:19:57 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Everyone in West Fairview, PA plans to get nailed this New Year&#x27;s Eve [Spiffy]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 15:10:54 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 14:38:29 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 14:28:43 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 14:05:19 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 13:27:23 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 11:43:48 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Small college in Michigan promises to pay the student loans of students who do not make at least $37,000 a year at their jobs. Finally a reason to major in philosophy [Spiffy]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 11:28:46 EST</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 09:20:51 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Photoshop this muscly guy [Photoshop]</title>
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<title>Writing a holiday note to your parents is sweet. Writing a holiday note to your parents that reads, &#x22;Your house is paid off. Merry Xmas&#x22; is awesome [Spiffy]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 08:50:42 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Headlines of the Week for 12/21 - 12/27. Keep an eye out for the Headline of the Year contests later this morning [FarkBlog]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 08:44:35 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Her 21-year-old daughter&#x27;s trained &#x27;seizure-dog&#x27; was killed 12/8/14. Now this family is trying to raise $3,500 to train two other family dogs to be able to detect when the daughter has a seizure and alert others [PSA]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 08:35:38 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Greek Parliament dissolves itself over austerity measures [News]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 08:24:04 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves [Strange]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 08:20:36 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Get ready to pay 80 cents a mile to park on I-95 north this morning, D.C. farkers [Stupid]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 08:06:33 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Something went wong for this thief who tried to rob a Chinese restaurant of its tip jar by ordering egg rolls to distract them [Fail]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 07:35:54 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Wreckage of QZ8501 found...according to Twitter [Unlikely]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 07:05:39 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Have you ever heard a bird singing and thought to yourself, &#x22;That bird sounds like it&#x27;s drunk?&#x22; Well, chances are, it was drunk [Interesting]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 06:35:16 EST</pubDate>
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<title>If you&#x27;ve ever wondered why raw spaghetti always snaps in more than two pieces, today is your lucky day [Interesting]</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 05:22:04 EST</pubDate>
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<title>The LA Times&#x27; 15 places to visit in 2015 includes such exotic locales as Singapore, Los Cabos, Cuba, and Cleveland, Ohio [Cool]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 22:53:25 EST</pubDate>
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<title>People under 40 don&#x27;t have the skills necessary to fix anything [Sad]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 21:48:12 EST</pubDate>
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<title>&#x2190; Free coat [Repeat]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 20:17:14 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Photoshop this Olmec baby [Photoshop]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 20:00:01 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Not news: car accident with injuries while out driving drunk with your mistress on a Sunday morning. News: While fleeing the scene, you wreck again and try to resist arrest. Fark: you&#x27;re the Sheriff [Asinine]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 19:45:58 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Jesus returns [Spiffy]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 19:14:23 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Daughter shocked, SHOCKED over dismal Christmas &#x22;meal&#x22; of a piece of bologna, a piece of salami, a bun and some &#x22;watery macaroni salad&#x22; that was served at father&#x27;s nursing home, but it still looks better than what subby had (w/pic of meal) [Sick]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 18:45:54 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Man arrested after going into auto body shop lot and locking unlocked cars [Strange]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 17:41:42 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Photoshop Theme: Aliens in history [Photoshop]</title>
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<title>What kind of people have 70,000 lights for Christmas decorations? This kind [Misc]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 15:44:50 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Sandy insurance dispute surges ahead. Apparently insurers screwed customers out of habit, forgetting that FEMA was paying the bills this time [Followup]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 15:33:46 EST</pubDate>
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<title>The metric system is the world&#x27;s greatest killer. According to Fox News [Asinine]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 14:53:02 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Our long, international nightmare is over: the Playstation network is back online after being taken down by...who the hell knows; let&#x27;s just blame elves [Followup]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 14:08:54 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Japanese zoo taking overweight penguins on forced marches to walk off their extra pounds. Animals rights activists may have a problem with it, but it&#x27;s not a black-and-white issue. Unlike the penguins in the photos, which are. And awesome [Cool]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 14:06:49 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Drunks who clog up emergency rooms should be arrested as part of a &#x22;zero tolerance&#x22; approach to binge drinking, according to doctors [Interesting]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 13:58:15 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Begun, the shopping mall wars have [Asinine]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 13:40:52 EST</pubDate>
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<title>In Pennsylvania, dying after a truck hits your house and drives through your bedroom is considered &#x22;natural causes&#x22; [Weird]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 13:22:46 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Ice cream seller who used money and booze to persuade teens to attack his competitor now faces a very rocky road [Followup]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 13:12:51 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Some high-end restaurants are paying their employees a livable wage and implementing a &#x22;no-tip&#x22; policy because most people tip because they &#x22;have to&#x22; and not because of the service they get. Mr. Pink approves [Interesting]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 12:51:54 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Social media users may suffer from paranoia and shame when people find out they lied about hanging out in Southern California with Screech and his entourage, and yes, he had an entourage [Obvious]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 12:45:59 EST</pubDate>
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<title>School bans &#x22;I Can&#x27;t Breathe&#x22; t-shirts, even if they are worn by opposing teams at a basketball tournament, as one high school learned after being banned from the building. &#x22;Anarchy is not welcome in public schools&#x22; [Interesting]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 12:37:23 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Because people farking love honey [Obvious]</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 12:32:05 EST</pubDate>
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