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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Wed, 10 Jun 2026 08:15:04 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif 🎵 I'll be the roundabout 🎶 🎵 The turns will make you down-and-out 🎶 🎵 I'll take your bike away 🎶 [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094274?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [1 comments] ]]> 🎵 I'll be the roundabout 🎶 🎵 The turns will make you down-and-out 🎶 🎵 I'll take your bike away 🎶 [Dumbass] Wed, 10 Jun 2026 08:05:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094274 Day 1,568 of WW3. Moscow experiences an early start to Immolation Season for the rare Orc General sub-species. Bulgaria's new government returns to its Soviet roots and opts out of supplying arms to Ukraine. This is your Wednesday Ukraine war thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094520?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> Day 1,568 of WW3. Moscow experiences an early start to Immolation Season for the rare Orc General sub-species. Bulgaria's new government returns to its Soviet roots and opts out of supplying arms to Ukraine. This is your Wednesday Ukraine war thread [News] Wed, 10 Jun 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094520 "For the past two days, workers in hazmat attire removed cats not only from windows and cabinets, but from the walls as well." Pretty sure that's not what caterwauling is supposed to mean [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094300?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> "For the past two days, workers in hazmat attire removed cats not only from windows and cabinets, but from the walls as well." Pretty sure that's not what caterwauling is supposed to mean [Sad] Wed, 10 Jun 2026 07:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094300 And, thus, the Lord spaketh "Fark that church in particular" [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094350?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> And, thus, the Lord spaketh "Fark that church in particular" [Scary] Wed, 10 Jun 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094350 The US Navy is doomed. DOOMED, I say [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094392?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> The US Navy is doomed. DOOMED, I say [Unlikely] Wed, 10 Jun 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094392 The Pima County Sheriff's Department may not have found Nancy Guthrie, but they nabbed three YouTubers for being nuisances in her neighborhood [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094290?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [6 comments] ]]> The Pima County Sheriff's Department may not have found Nancy Guthrie, but they nabbed three YouTubers for being nuisances in her neighborhood [Dumbass] Wed, 10 Jun 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094290 Man taken into custody at Olive Garden, accused of forced marriage. When you're here, you're family....OR ELSE [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094254?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Man taken into custody at Olive Garden, accused of forced marriage. When you're here, you're family....OR ELSE [Scary] Wed, 10 Jun 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094254 'Suspicious device' forces evacuation at Central Florida chicken restaurant, as the endless wars between Colonel Sanders and the Chik-fil-A cows reach a terrifying new crescendo [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093790?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> 'Suspicious device' forces evacuation at Central Florida chicken restaurant, as the endless wars between Colonel Sanders and the Chik-fil-A cows reach a terrifying new crescendo [Florida] Wed, 10 Jun 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093790 Man killed in bus shooting. If only there had been a good bus with a gun to stop this [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094084?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Man killed in bus shooting. If only there had been a good bus with a gun to stop this [Sad] Wed, 10 Jun 2026 01:53:22 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094084 Expect lots of sea men [Boobies] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093362?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Expect lots of sea men [Boobies] Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:53:22 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093362 If it weren't for the mention of the claws, Subby's kid could be the subject of this article [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093704?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> If it weren't for the mention of the claws, Subby's kid could be the subject of this article [Scary] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 23:53:22 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093704 Hackensack woman surprised by the amount of garbage in the 14th-to-4th-floor express elevator [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094144?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Hackensack woman surprised by the amount of garbage in the 14th-to-4th-floor express elevator [Scary] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 23:06:43 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094144 Virginia woman with 0.183 BAC, who drove at CIA Police, got shot 4 times, and crashed into CIA HQ gate, pleads guilty. Is now the leading candidate for CIA Director [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094156?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [39 comments] ]]> Virginia woman with 0.183 BAC, who drove at CIA Police, got shot 4 times, and crashed into CIA HQ gate, pleads guilty. Is now the leading candidate for CIA Director [Strange] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 22:20:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094156 Carjacking in Florida is like stealing french fries from a baby [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093856?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Carjacking in Florida is like stealing french fries from a baby [Florida] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 21:33:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093856 California city has no idea how pornographic imagery wound up in their summer recreation guide. Well, it IS re-creating [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093348?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> California city has no idea how pornographic imagery wound up in their summer recreation guide. Well, it IS re-creating [Strange] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 20:46:52 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093348 Photoshop these paddlers [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14091990?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Photoshop these paddlers [Photoshop] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 20:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14091990 Anthropic announces stunning AI breakthrough to benefit all mankind: Claude Mythos CAN BEAT POKEMON [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094060?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [83 comments] ]]> Anthropic announces stunning AI breakthrough to benefit all mankind: Claude Mythos CAN BEAT POKEMON [News] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 19:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094060 In something that sounds awfully like a metaphor but isn't, copperhead sightings in Washington D.C. are happening much earlier and more frequently than normal [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093450?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> In something that sounds awfully like a metaphor but isn't, copperhead sightings in Washington D.C. are happening much earlier and more frequently than normal [Scary] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 18:57:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093450 $8.5 million basket for sale. Comes with own fitness center. Will last longer than those 90's baskets your mom's friend was selling [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093870?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> $8.5 million basket for sale. Comes with own fitness center. Will last longer than those 90's baskets your mom's friend was selling [Interesting] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 17:36:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093870 Not news: driving without license. News: flying without a license. HOLY FARK: for fifteen years [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093920?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [45 comments] ]]> Not news: driving without license. News: flying without a license. HOLY FARK: for fifteen years [Scary] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 17:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093920 Ocean surface temps are bonkers overheating. You know, just like every summer [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093950?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [56 comments] ]]> Ocean surface temps are bonkers overheating. You know, just like every summer [Sad] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 17:04:42 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093950 U.S. military helicopter was shot down near the Strait of Hormuz. President Redacted claims Iran shot it down and the U.S. "must" respond to the attack [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093876?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [92 comments] ]]> U.S. military helicopter was shot down near the Strait of Hormuz. President Redacted claims Iran shot it down and the U.S. "must" respond to the attack [News] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 16:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093876 Sailors can't find hooker [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093682?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Sailors can't find hooker [Followup] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 16:34:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093682 The verdict is in and Karmelo Anthony won't be going out for awhile [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094088?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [126 comments] ]]> The verdict is in and Karmelo Anthony won't be going out for awhile [News] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 16:29:43 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094088 51% of Florida families said their overall diet is less healthy than it was two to three years ago because of grocery prices, which at this point probably means they're eating roofing tar and industrial runoff [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093774?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> 51% of Florida families said their overall diet is less healthy than it was two to three years ago because of grocery prices, which at this point probably means they're eating roofing tar and industrial runoff [Florida] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 16:20:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093774 Photoshop this thingy [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14091988?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Photoshop this thingy [Photoshop] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14091988 Suspect connected to "OnlyFans House" charged with human trafficking, money laundering, risks now being sent to a non fan-based cooler [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093698?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Suspect connected to "OnlyFans House" charged with human trafficking, money laundering, risks now being sent to a non fan-based cooler [Sick] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 15:01:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093698 Proposed sloth reforms target Florida's exotic animal loopholes after Sloth World collapse, potentially increasing the availability of Rocky Road ice cream and Superman tee shirts [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093782?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Proposed sloth reforms target Florida's exotic animal loopholes after Sloth World collapse, potentially increasing the availability of Rocky Road ice cream and Superman tee shirts [Florida] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 14:31:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093782 Seattle could see its first 90-degree day of the year soon, meteorologist warns, in an event which could imperil subby's carefully cultivated moss farm [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093702?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [43 comments] ]]> Seattle could see its first 90-degree day of the year soon, meteorologist warns, in an event which could imperil subby's carefully cultivated moss farm [Scary] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 14:09:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093702 Dumas PD warns of 'significant' vehicle burglaries. Honestly, if they weren't dumasses they could probably stop it [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093722?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> Dumas PD warns of 'significant' vehicle burglaries. Honestly, if they weren't dumasses they could probably stop it [Followup] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:50:50 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093722 Renton police debut bodycam that translates over 50 languages in real-time, allowing them to understand all forms of the phrase 'my nipples explode with delight' [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093718?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Renton police debut bodycam that translates over 50 languages in real-time, allowing them to understand all forms of the phrase 'my nipples explode with delight' [Interesting] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:34:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093718 On this day in history, in 1964, the CIA challenged 'Domino Theory' in report which suggested the whole world would be better off if they just stuck to playing tiddlywinks instead [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093796?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1964, the CIA challenged 'Domino Theory' in report which suggested the whole world would be better off if they just stuck to playing tiddlywinks instead [Vintage] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:20:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093796 Caption this cat's exclamation [Caption] https://www.fark.com/comments/14092958?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Caption this cat's exclamation [Caption] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092958 Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Fixx, Gary Numan, Magazine, World Party, and The Undertones. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #807. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093780?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [87 comments] ]]> Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Fixx, Gary Numan, Magazine, World Party, and The Undertones. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #807. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:30:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093780 After dramatic multi-day search that gripped the nation, Utsunomiya bear taken into custody. Nevertheless, schools will stay closed through Wednesday on reports of second bear roaming the area [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093536?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> After dramatic multi-day search that gripped the nation, Utsunomiya bear taken into custody. Nevertheless, schools will stay closed through Wednesday on reports of second bear roaming the area [Strange] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:05:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093536 The Strait of Hormuz is leaking oil. So, you know, grab a boat and go claim some [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093478?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> The Strait of Hormuz is leaking oil. So, you know, grab a boat and go claim some [Interesting] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 11:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093478 "We will release the migrants if they pay us 5000 American dollars each, or else we take a kidney" sounds something out of a bad action movie. Because you're seeing it on Fark, you know it actually happened [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093490?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> "We will release the migrants if they pay us 5000 American dollars each, or else we take a kidney" sounds something out of a bad action movie. Because you're seeing it on Fark, you know it actually happened [Scary] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 11:16:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093490 Many literature students have been lucky in school exams and gotten questions they studied for in advance. Far fewer have gotten questions about a poem that their mum specifically wrote about them [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093390?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Many literature students have been lucky in school exams and gotten questions they studied for in advance. Far fewer have gotten questions about a poem that their mum specifically wrote about them [Unlikely] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 11:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093390 The home of Worchestersire Sauce [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093596?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> The home of Worchestersire Sauce [Fail] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 10:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093596 June 20 is the date for the World Naked Bike Ride in Madison, Wisconsin, which allows freepers plenty of time to get outraged. "Big seat sniffing opportunity for the Democrat Loon Platoon" [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093594?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [48 comments] ]]> June 20 is the date for the World Naked Bike Ride in Madison, Wisconsin, which allows freepers plenty of time to get outraged. "Big seat sniffing opportunity for the Democrat Loon Platoon" [Murica] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 10:35:01 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093594 Pretty sure that UK police are using a page from the American Cop Math Handbook to declare that "cuckooing incidents" in the nation (drug gangs forcibly taking over peoples' homes) have potentially skyrocketed to a rate of "thousands" per week [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093442?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Pretty sure that UK police are using a page from the American Cop Math Handbook to declare that "cuckooing incidents" in the nation (drug gangs forcibly taking over peoples' homes) have potentially skyrocketed to a rate of "thousands" per week [Unlikely] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 10:14:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093442 New York tries to ban BB guns, Crossman has other ideas [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093530?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [58 comments] ]]> New York tries to ban BB guns, Crossman has other ideas [Amusing] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:55:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093530 Icelandair finds world's worst photographer. Fark's worst photoshopper unimpresed [Silly] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093528?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Icelandair finds world's worst photographer. Fark's worst photoshopper unimpresed [Silly] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093528 Now researchers are saying that GLP-1s can...*rolls dice*....protect against cancer. Yeah, that's it, protect against cancer. Anyway, just be willing to pay more money for them, mmkay? [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093404?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [57 comments] ]]> Now researchers are saying that GLP-1s can...*rolls dice*....protect against cancer. Yeah, that's it, protect against cancer. Anyway, just be willing to pay more money for them, mmkay? [Unlikely] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093404 The autopilot feature of an automobile is being blamed for it crashing into a home, let's see who can guess the brand of the vehicle in question, shall we? [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093220?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> The autopilot feature of an automobile is being blamed for it crashing into a home, let's see who can guess the brand of the vehicle in question, shall we? [Fail] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:18:41 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093220 Nick Reiner: I know I murdered them and all, but can I use the money my parents left me to pay for my legal defense? [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093426?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [85 comments] ]]> Nick Reiner: I know I murdered them and all, but can I use the money my parents left me to pay for my legal defense? [Dumbass] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093426 So who are the people in your gayborhood, in your gayborhood [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093392?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [45 comments] ]]> So who are the people in your gayborhood, in your gayborhood [Interesting] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093392 Photoshop this trekker [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14091986?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Photoshop this trekker [Photoshop] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14091986 Steve Jobs' greatest gift to humanity: The iPhone is teen birth control [Hero] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093244?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> Steve Jobs' greatest gift to humanity: The iPhone is teen birth control [Hero] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093244 Gen Z has discovered thrift shopping, still trying to invent a stupid new name for it [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14093468?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [50 comments] ]]> Gen Z has discovered thrift shopping, still trying to invent a stupid new name for it [Obvious] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 08:20:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093468