fashion skool of hard knocks

2009-11-02T09:21:00.000-08:00

::: All Hallow's Eve :::
in Hell's Kitchen

2009-08-02T23:17:00.000-07:00

: Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes :
+ 7th Street Entry
= Yes

check out the suspenders! I'm such a fan . . .

aw, a great pair. very nice.
(dear guy, let me know if you find this)

2009-08-02T23:12:00.000-07:00

: soap factory // artery 24 :

beautiful show at the soap factory right now . . . inspiring, amazing. check it out.

2009-08-02T23:11:00.000-07:00

: twin pops :

2009-07-14T14:19:00.000-07:00

: save the humans :

spotted this young man at The Hexagon. My accomplice first thought it said "Save the Whale Tails." Either way, it's pretty clever.

2009-06-16T15:55:00.000-07:00

: bar art :

I'm still not sure whether this snowy screening was intentional and meant as art or whether the staff of Meet the Johnsons (Rivington @ Essex) actually thought the customers would watch Wayne's World on a static-bound television rather than, say, engage in conversation. Or maybe the TV simply traveled through time to appear at the bar just as it would have looked twenty years earlier. And showing all the signs of its age. The world may never know . . .

2009-05-23T11:44:00.000-07:00

: art // fashion :

Some friends and I were at an opening at Jack the Pelican on Friday night and came upon these horse-hoof boots. We all stopped and looked at each other, then back at the boots. I couldn't help but imagine myself prancing around in them like a centaur -- c'mon, I know you're doing it too. And then (mid-prance) you see wild-eyed PETA folk chasing after you. You gallop away, but you must admit that these boots are not politically correct. In fact, they so resemble the (dead) horse that they suddenly seem as tragic as they are beautiful.

Perhaps the boots are artist Iris Scheiferstein's comment on vanity and the use of animal skins and fur in fashion. Or maybe she's pointing out the under-appreciated beauty of the horse's hoof, not simply in a PETA kind of way. The boots stir up desire and fantasy -- whether it's for high fashion or mythical worlds, I'm not sure. Either way, they take us to a place where the distinctions between "animal" and "human" are not completely clear. At the same time, the sometimes cruel relationship between humans and animals in contemporary society is strikingly apparent.

This piece is exquisite and surprising. The boots make us look twice because they are both familiar and strange. By jarring our naturalized perspectives, they make us think again about the things we consider normal in our everyday lives -- even if they don't change our outlook, they will likely challenge it for a moment.

2009-05-19T18:43:00.000-07:00

: up on the roof :

2009-05-17T09:54:00.000-07:00

: Grand Street, Brooklyn :

2009-05-13T10:44:00.000-07:00

: FEAST :

I can hear you over there -- thinking, "What is this FEAST and why is it in all-caps?" Well, here's your answer. FEAST is an acronym that stands for Funding Emerging Art with Sustainable Tactics. The clever part, of course, is that it is also dinner! A delicious meal made from organic and local ingredients.
Here's how it works: you go to a designated location (so far it's been a church basement in Greenpoint, Brooklyn but the next one will be in a park) on a designated Saturday evening. You pay 10 to 20 smackers to get in the door, then you eat, drink (Brooklyn Brewery has brought a keg to the last two gatherings), and read proposals. These are proposals for local art projects of all kinds, from dance to visual art to creating a network of urban gardens. After reading the proposals, you vote for the one you deem most worthy.
The gardening network was proposed by K.I.D.S. and s3Cr37 5ch00l (secret school), pictured above. They won the grant at the April FEAST, then gave out seed packs and garden-networking tips (and wore very special hats) at the following FEAST in May.
FEAST also features music by a variety of local bands. At the last event there was even an adult version of face-painting: make-up artists that made us all look a little more glam. I was given a Jem and the Holograms worthy blush starburst on my cheekbone (which went undocumented, but this girl has one in the works).
The best part of FEAST is meeting other people who are invested in their community, and who generally love food, art, and conversation. Yessssssssssss.
There are also some very fashion-forward FEASTers and proposal-makers (below). Very well-done on the all white outfits -- that's a hard look to pull off.
And the (other) best part: FEAST founder Jeff Hnilicka gives out all of the dinner's proceeds to the artist or group that received the most votes. At the second and third FEASTs there was enough money raised for two small grants and one large one (1000 bones!) Here he is with the beautiful . . . the coveted . . . bag of money. Horray! It really does feel amazing to see your donation go to making a community project come to life.
And these are May FEAST's big winners. Their piece, "The Great Trans-Gowanus Cable" will revisit the history of the Gowanus Canal, which runs through the south of Brooklyn to Gowanus Bay. The project will also explore the ways the Brooklyn community has talked about the canal for the last century and a half.
Such reflection will be prompted by the sending of Morse Code messages through the cable that they build, in the spirit of Civil War-era communication technology. In other words -- you can visit this artwork and send a message across to the other side of the canal! Below is an imagining of what the artwork could (but might not) look like.
So, FEAST = dinner + art + community. Whether the event inspires you to make a proposal or just to come and eat, it's worth checking out -- or creating one in your own community.

2009-05-03T11:23:00.000-07:00

: wild style in Slovenija :

This is a guest post from our Professor of Style currently in Slovenija. Actually, I think I just got a pair of sunglasses like that . . .

2009-05-03T11:07:00.001-07:00

: be jeweled :

2009-04-20T19:55:00.000-07:00

: somewhere between tattoos and face painting :

2009-03-28T07:22:00.000-07:00

: time warp: an uncalculated bohemian loft party :

There is actually an unfinished loft that remains in Brooklyn. They have a piano and lots of space for people to listen to music and not spend sixty dollars on a casual night out. They also had cupcakes, probably because it was this gentleman's birthday.

I wish "house parties" like this happened more in New York, but barely anyone has space or time to clean up after losers like us who left our beer bottles around (it was crowded in there!).

Believe it or not, I actually heard some people complaining about the party -- wha?

Anyway, many great outfits in there, but it was so crowded that photos were hard to get. I especially loved this young woman's ensemble . . . these sibling colors are getting along with no rivalry, and her hat -- so early 90s inner city girl, worn very well. It reminds me of the band ESG, even though I have no idea what they looked like. Somehow I imagine them in hats like this.

2009-03-19T16:59:00.000-07:00

: American Dream :

How clever would you be if you went around asking people in Brooklyn what their dream is, had them write it inside a cartoon speech bubble, and then took pictures?

Quite clever, because you'd expose just how broken -- and yet how alive -- the American Dream is.

That's how this girl got on the wall in fake grass in the back"yard" of a gallery in Williamsburg. Her dream is to "be happy." Other honorable mentions include, "To live like a human being," and "my dream was to stay drunk." I wonder why they didn't put that last one up larger-than-life on the wall.

2009-03-07T11:47:00.000-08:00

: so top that! :

graffiti pieces are some of my favorite things. I like this one even though I'm not quite sure what's going on. It could be a woman in labor . . . or squatting to pee into that mail slot? If so, I've really intruded here. I feel like "the voyeur," and I'd insert a Freudian reading of the art here but I don't believe his theories (and I really should be writing about other things right now). So I'll just say, "abject public art -- how ironic, paradoxical, and clever!"

2009-02-21T08:42:00.000-08:00

: hat :

2009-02-14T09:21:00.000-08:00

: valentine shmalintine :

2009-02-01T09:46:00.000-08:00

: Bell House :

2009-01-17T08:00:00.001-08:00

: miz hallie :

This is Kara Hallie, indie jewelry creator, fashion plate, and all around awesome gal. As you may know by now, I wear her earrings all the time. If you're in the market for a pair of your own, check out her goods on Etsy filed under: kula.

2009-01-17T07:21:00.000-08:00

: street art on the way home from the dmv :

While "Pitufos" may sound like a nasty Spanish insult (see: "puta"), I have it on good authority that it is in fact Spanish for "Smurfs." I've known this for about a decade and always thought it was simply one of those bits of information you find personally fascinating but will never prove useful in your daily life. Until now.

That doesn't really answer the question of why. Why would someone tag "Smurfs" ("Pitufos") on a garage in Smurf-blue (Pitufo-azul) spray paint? Is this some new Long Island City gang? Should I be worried that they are going to "keep Smurfing" ("sigue Pitufando") past my apartment late at night? Will I start seeing gang headquarters disguised as mushrooms with big red dots on them? Are they going to capture Gargamel and set his cat free? What was the cat's name again?

Though I don't understand this graffiti completely, I do find it quite funny. And I feel that I am in on a little secret, which always makes me happy. I'll let you know if I see Gargamel's cat wandering around the streets of LIC, lost without his cold-hearted owner to give his nine lives a sense of pupose . . .

2009-01-04T10:43:00.000-08:00

: a polk county new year :

2008-12-15T19:51:00.000-08:00

: Feliz Navidad :
Watch this. It's one of the most inappropriately funny things you'll ever see, I promise.

2008-12-14T08:14:00.000-08:00

: L train . 4:59am . man in a monster suit :
it was a strange night . . .

2008-12-14T07:57:00.000-08:00

: sweet tooth of the small dog :
at La Suprette

Animals as fashion accessories: in theory the concept is tired or was never awake at all. But this dog was eating the attention like a Sweet Tooth cupcake.

La Suprette is a sale of artist-made goodies and treats from Sweet Tooth of the Tiger just in time for the gift-giving season.
The fun continues today: Sunday 12.14.08 till 6pm
159 John Street [at Front St.]