1st place: Billy Degnan – Mackeys

2nd place: John Wulff – Party Block

3rd place: Gringo – Sunset Grille

Congratulations guys!!!

Our 18th H. David Jay recipient is Fish Tales.

Visit our Facebook page and check out the great pics!! Ocean City 2010 Album

Incredible energy!

Surprisingly, all top three finishers were from Spider Kelly’s in Clarendon! We don’t know their secret, but they’d better protect it like they protect their incredible recipes!

Please check out this new venue and tell ‘em The Fastest Bartender Contest sent ya!

You can support Fastest Bartender Charities and Madie Troy when she and fellow finalist Bridgette Turner host an 11 hour fundraiser Saturday April 3rd at the Buffalo Wing University in Reston Virginia. There will be raffles and specials all day with Bridgette and Madie who will donate all their tips to Fastest Bartender Charities.

Awesome job ladies, See you in at the finals!!!

Round 4 Winner: Cori Thompson

Winner of Round 3: Emily Corbin

A perfect venue, a great group of people, and customers that know how to turn hard times into the best of times promise to bring the house down this Sunday night.

If you haven’t been to a Hard Times Cafe you’re in for a treat. Their story is an American story:

Their roots: Ira Goodfellow was born in Grapevine, Texas in 1874. When he was 15 years old his father gave him a horse, double-barreled shot gun and a ten dollar bill and he told him it was time to go out and seek his fortune.

Ira Goodfellow

My brother Jim and I know of this story because Ira Goodfellow was our Grandfather. His first job was a trail drive cowboy at the Waggoner ranch near Wichita Falls, Texas. It was there he learned how to prepare chili from a chuck wagon cook.

He learned to cook more than chili because when he homesteaded in Oklahoma territory he taught his new bride how to handle herself in the kitchen. Irma, his oldest daughter eventually took over the kitchen chores and it was grandpa Ira’s chili recipe she used when she opened a small roadhouse in Gracemont, Oklahoma in the late 1940’s.

Irma became famous for her Texas chili and would have customers drive the fifty miles from Oklahoma City just for a taste. Her place finally succumbed to the new interstate highway system, a fate shared by many independent eateries on the secondary roads of the country.

It was twenty five years later around the mid 1960’s that brother Jim and I discovered the Texas Chili Parlor of Washington DC on Pennsylvania Avenue. This was a little joint that had been around since the early 1930’s and was located about three blocks from the White House.

Open until 3am it was a favorite hang out for cabbies, policeman, reporters and other folks working the graveyard shift. The Texas Chili Parlor also had a high profile clientele.

David Brinkley was a regular as was President Truman who lived a couple of blocks away in the White House.

The place was owned by two salty old ladies named Barbara Abbot and Hazel Caloway and their Chili tasted just like our Aunt Irma’s. The place only served straight chili, chili with beans, chili dogs and chili mac. That was it.

The two women had been feuding for years and would not work together , so they each would run the place two weeks on and two weeks off. Each had a loyal customer following and Jim and I were in Hazel’s camp.

Eventually they split up and only Hazel’s place survived. She died in 1971 and the Texas Chili Parlor went out of business.

For the next nine years I kept the memory of our local chili parlor alive by turning part of my home into a chili parlor.

Using the family recipe I served the famous Texas Chili mac to friends and family and we would sit around and tell Hazel stories.

In 1980 Jim and I decided to turn what had been a hobby into a real business and opened our first store on King Street in Old Town Alexandria where it still operates today. Since then hundreds of Hazel’s old customers have found us along with a throng of new fans each year. In October of 2005 USA Today named us as one of the 10 best places in the country for a bowl of chili.

- Fred Parker

Our Round 2 Winner: Chris “Diddy” Hollowell

May 25, 2008 – Sunday isn’t a typical bar night—most people are home, catching up with “Desperate Housewives” or “Family Guy,” before the inevitable early beginning-of-the-week bedtime. Not at Hard Times Café in Woodbridge. It’s 9 p.m. on a Sunday night and the place is packed. People are crowding the darkened, smoky bar, playing pool and music is blaring—all in anticipation of the latest round of Northern Virginia’s annual Fastest Bartender Contest.

A string of regional competitions will put winners competing for money in a championship round in June. The events’ charity is a stark contrast to the loud, smoky settings in which they take place. The competition raises money for Tender Hearts Foundation, an organization close to organizer Billy Reilly, which assists families of children with heart problems.

Reilly’s son Collin was born with half a heart.

“They had to rebuild his heart,” Reilly said. At 4, Collin has been through three open-heart surgeries and is doing great. “We’re very lucky.”

Tender Hearts, an offshoot of the American Heart Association, based at Inova Fairfax Hospital, helps families in similar situations to cover cost of travel and lodging. Reilly said the charity raised $25,000 in two years.

The three-round contest measures speed and accuracy. In accordance with ABC laws, colored water is substituted for all alcohol during the mixed drink competition.

The Fastest Bartender Contest, which originated in Georgetown in 1981, is now in nine states, each competition with a regional winner.

Reilly competed from 1987 to 1995. He won in 1995.

He is pretty much an emissary for all things bar culture—part fast-talking showman, part Good Samaritan. He sports a Bartender Hall Of Fame Ring, which at first glance could be a high school ring. (He was 26 when he was inducted, so it’s not that far off). He loves the camaraderie of bars and bartenders, but also understands the importance of giving back to the community.

Reilly said he is in the Guinness Book of World Records and Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! for the longest bar shift.

He made a drink every hour for 10 days straight in 1989, at Champions in Georgetown. He was delusional by the seventh or eighth day—but also raised $18,000 for the Make a Wish Foundation.

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Dave Blick, a 38-year-old bartender at Tim’s Rivershore in Dumfries, is nervously waiting by bar with his friend Elijah De Anda. Blick said he’s good with a fast drink, but might have some troubles with the garnishes in the second round.

“He’s more suited to the contemporary American drink,” De Anda says.

Blick entered a similar contest a couple years ago in Fredericksburg, helping to raise more than $2,000 for the Make a Wish Foundation.

“It’s really cool,” Blick says. “It’s a fun thing for the local bartend-ers to raise money for charity.”

The contest is stalled for an hour because an accident on Va. 28 delays host Jimmy Cirrito.

Not that people seem to care. There’s enough going on—loud music, pool and, of course, booze, to keep everyone happy… or not.

“Yo, I had to buy a pool table because I’m so f***ing bored, waiting for your competition,” someone complains.

Fastest Bartender Commissioner Billy Reilly isn’t bothered.

“The only thing I’m worried about is the contestants getting f***ed up now,” Reilly says. “That’s the mitigating factor.”

(Bartenders are not permitted to be intoxicated during the competition, in accordance with ABC alcohol ordinances.)

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Finally, just before 10:15 p.m., the competition starts. There are 11 area bartenders competing for two slots in the next round at Tyson’s Corner June 8. There they’ll compete for $1,000.

In turn, each bartender takes the stage through three rounds. Reilly and Cirrito trade jokes and banter (including an extreme overuse of the word “bro”) keeping things interesting, lighthearted and fun. When one contestant, a small, baby-faced bartender named Mike Tallman takes the stage, Reilly and Cirrito tease him with the Munchkin song from “The Wizard of Oz.” Clearly they’ve done this routine before, but the audience eats it up.

The first event is the five shot pour. Each bartender must pour five shots, as fast as they can, to exactly an ounce and a half. When Blick takes the stage, his hands are visibly shaking as he arranges the glasses to his liking. The drinks are called: Jameson, Tezon, Stoli, Beefeater and Malibu. Go!

Blick fumbles a bit and accidentally pours two shots of Stoli. Reilly eyes every shot to see if Blick was over or under. He calls “over” or “under” (followed by a loud buzzer). But there’s one “good one,” a shot of exactly an ounce and a half. When Reilly announces it, as when he announces all good pours, the opening notes from Carl Douglas’s “Kung Fu Fighting” plays.

“Everyone’s nervous,” Blick shrugs his showing aside. “You want to go good. It’s a pride thing.”

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For the second round, contestants mix five drinks as fast as they can. The trick is to get all of the garnishes (cherries, oranges) and ice correct. The drinks are announced twice. Friends in the audience can write down the list and hold it up (from behind a foul line, which is indicated with a towel on the floor). Blick assists a bartender named Jamie Bailey from Original Steakhouse in Lake Ridge, who is the first to go. If she forgets what drink to make, she can look up and see the list.

Of course, writing down five specific drinks in a matter of seconds could be as difficult as actually mixing the drinks in a matter of seconds.

A bartender named Chris Edwards, from TGI Fridays in Fredericksburg has a different strategy—he’ll remember the first two announced; his friend is responsible for writing down the other three.

When Blick takes the stage again, his assistant didn’t get the name of the fifth drink. Blick had to wing it. He also missed a cherry on one drink.

“He got almost every drink correct,” Cirrito announces after Blick finishes. “Too bad he can’t yell at the customer to find out what they wanted.”

It seems, however, the bartender to beat is Rachel Allen, who bartends at Hard Times in Springfield. She mixed all five of her drinks perfectly in 35 seconds. (Allen won a fastest female bar-tender competition for the entire Commonwealth last summer). A couple other bartenders were faster, but made mistakes. Most bartenders take between a minute and a minute and a half in this portion of the contest.

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The third and final round is where the money is raised. Each bartender must prepare a martini as fast and accurate as possible, and then swaps it out for a real martini (prepared by Hard Times, again with the alcohol laws), to auction in the crowd.

By now, almost everyone watching seems to be at some degree of intoxication, belting along to whatever song is playing.

Blick spills his cup over while making his drink. He finishes in 14 seconds or so, but it’s not nearly enough. Allen managed a flawless martini at just over eight seconds.

It’s approaching 1 a.m. when the final round concludes and it’s going to be another 20 minutes or so while scores are tallied.

The results were not surprising—Allen took first place.

“It’s really nice to have the crowd be like ‘Great job’,” Allen, 28, of Reston said. “That’s what makes it kind of worth it, getting the crowd pumped up for it.”

(Her secret? “Practice.” Allen’s been a bartender for seven years and competed in similar competitions around the region).

Buddy Bonta from Kilroy’s Restaurant in Woodbridge took second. But that’s almost beside the point for Reilly.

He said including entry fees, about $1,200 was raised for charity.

He’s that much closer to his $20,000 goal.

Congratulations to Dan “Radar” Barnes who topped the other 12 contenders at the Fishmarket Sunday night in front of a standing room only crowd!

The competition was fierce, the music was loud, and the crowd was dynamite! But there was one lil’ fan that didn’t seem all that interested… maybe in 21 years or so!

The Fishmarket proved to be the perfect host for the kickoff to our 2010 Northern Virginia series of contests. Although they’re located minutes from D.C. when you step inside the Fishmarket the atmosphere makes you feel as though you’re on vacation at your favorite beach resort. What a great place!

Check out the great photographs from Sunday night on our Facebook page: 2010 Fastest Bartender Kickoff photos

Daniel “Radar” Barnes rules!

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The Fish Market is to Old Town Alexandria as Old Town is to Virginia. Located in buildings used as a hospital during the civil war the Fish Market offers regulars, newcomers, and tourists fantastic food in an environment that is unmatched and unforgettable.

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Their Anchor Bar offers a late night raw bar with the freshest seafood available, the coldest beer and a professional, friendly staff.

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Be sure to save room for a huge bowl of Pop’s Old Fashioned Ice Cream! Pop’s is an old-fashioned Ice Cream Parlor where they make their own ice cream on site. They also offer home baked desserts, espresso beverages, milk and protein shakes.

We’re excited about kicking off our biggest series of contests in our history at the Fish Market! Please join us for what promises to be a great night!!

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Recently one of our local friends shipped off to Afghanistan and we’d like to ensure him that he is not forgotten nor unappreciated for serving. With Christmas coming fast we hope you’ll take a few minutes to write him a note and brighten his day by sending it to him wherever he may be.

While we wish we could personally thank each and every one of our soldiers we hope the letters are shared with the troops he serves with and that they demonstrate our appreciation for all of their sacrifices during the upcoming holiday season and into next year.

If you want to send him a nice card, but are pressed for time during the holiday season consider using SendOutCards.com. First card you send is free and will only take a few minutes of your time. Do something nice for a soldier, send a card!

Here’s his address and a pic of him:

355 Spec. Zaunbrecher, Craig
FOB Farah (Rescorla)
HHT/4-73 CAV/82 ABN
APO, AE 09382

If you can’t get a card sent to Craig send him an email! Use craigz@fastestbartender.com and it will forward to his personal email account over in Afghanistan.

Craig Zaunbrecher