Michael Jackson’s funeral is going to be at the Staples center in California and it will be July 7th from 10 A.M. PST to noon. A lot of people out there feel very connected with MJ and some of them feel the need to attend the funeral and pay their respects. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if people from around the world fly to America to see the funeral.

There is one catch though, if you are not immediate friends or family, it’ll cost you $25 to get in. Pretty cheap if you ask me, but I am just curious where that money will go. I mean that is like… over $100,000. But you do get some free swag. By that I mean you get a t shirt from his latest “This Is It” tour that he was scheduled to kick off in Europe. I am not in the area so I will not be going but I am sure all seats will be filled and many pictures will be taken and posted onto the net. Of course no one is really digging too deep into the death of Michael Jackson until the autopsy results are released. Even in death, he’s still got it.

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Links that will let you view them for free

Over weight, under weight, I would still bang Jessica Simpson- IDLYITW

Hayden Panettiere is still teasing us- Geno’s World

Courtney Love needs to gain weight, still ugly- popbytes

Asteroids is being made into a movie- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Maria Del Alamo in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan in a see through shirt- yeeeah

Bar Refaeli is nude but not showing anything- IDLYITW

Jon & Kate Gosselin aren’t so popular anymore- notorious news

Michael Jackson likes the drugs- Celeb News Wire

Zac Efron is cheating on Vanessa Anne Hudgens with Megan Fox. Can you really blame him? – Allie Is Wired

Britney Spears brunette boating- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Denise Richards in a bikini- I Don’t Want Your Life

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

LiLo is not engaged. But she wants you to think she is. – Amy Grindhouse

Lady GaGa shows off her bod- Holy Moly

Selah! Finally. After performing for millions of horny teenage girls and turning them down for sex at every turn, Kevin Jonas is going to get married and finally, FINALLY, get some tail. I am so happy for this little man. Yes the Jonas Brothers suck but what erks me is the fact that Disney is forcing them to wear promise rings. These little things you put on your finger to state that you will not have sex before marriage.

And the piece of tail he is pulling in isn’t that bad either. The first thing I thought of when I saw her is that she looks like a latino Ashley Tisdale. I would totally hit that shit. She has a name but I won’t bother typing it because there is no chance of her going back on the market anytime soon. That is the thing about good religious goody goodys like Kevin Jonas, once they are married, they are married FOR LIFE.

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It has been a while since I posted on Lindsay Lohan. More than likely because I don’t wanna hear about her love troubles with Samantha Ronson but it seems that things are over for sure and she is out of her life. LiLo official 23rd birthday isn’t until tomorrow but she got a huge paycheck for having a birthday party the other day at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.

The hotel and casino paid her $70,000 to hold her party there. They probably thought since it was a 21 and over party that a lot of people would be hitting up the tables, but they probably just chilled poolside and scoped out Lohan in a bikini. At least that is what I would have done. In many ways this is a landmark for Lohan. She tried to throw a 21st birthday party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas but it was cancelled when she checked into rehab. And she set up a site for her 22nd birthday party but there ere no takers. Congrats Linds! You made all of us non-celebrities hate ourselves just a little bit more.

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Links that were born on the fourth of July

R.Kelly, still bangin’ underage girls- IDLYITW

Chicks in abthing suits- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Best and worst beach bodies- popbytes

Bruno answers digg questions- Geno’s World

Sarah Palin looks good in spandex- Drunken Stepfather

You might see Hayden Panetierre’s ass in her new movie- yeeeah

Michael Jackson likes to get high. REALLY high. – IDLYITW

Hilary Duff is the new Gossip Girl – notorious news

Lindsay Lohan is anything but a workaholic- Celeb News Wire

Britney Spears has a new music video out- Allie Is Wired

Jessica Alba. Because she’s hot- I Don’t Want Your Life

Holly Madison is back with douche bag extraordinaire Criss Angel- Amy Grindhouse

Peaches Geldof snapped with mystery man- Holy Moly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Finally the will of Michael Jackson who died last Thursday was released to the public. Or it leaked to the public. Something happened but now we have the juicy details. He leaves his three children to his mother Katherine and leaves his dad absolutely nothing. The will itself apparently has a few years on it, possibly not updated since 2003, because it leaves his accountant as a co-executor, whatever the fuck that is, but he resigned in 2003.

He also said that if he dies and his mother is already dead to leave the kids with Diana Ross. Now that is a name I didn’t expect to see in the news anytime soon. No one knows yet how much Michael Jackson’s estate is worth if anything. I am sure after they fix up Neverland Ranch and if, IF, they bury him there, then it willbe a lot like Graceland and fetch millions of dollars a year.

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Anna Kournikova is hands down in the top 10 hottest chicks in America. Maybe even the world. But looks can only get you so far, and when you are in a crowded drunken bar, it doesn’t really matter what you look like. Attending Lavo in Las Vegas, Anna Kournikova was chillin’ with friends when a woman thought Anna was invading her space. Therefore, the woman did what anyone else would do who is feeling boxed in. She threw a drink at her.

This didn’t sit well with Anna so she got up and starting screaming at the patron. Rumor has it that Anna left the bar with multiple scratch marks on her neck after the cat fight that ensued. OK, I think I just creamed my jeans. Not only is she rich and hot, she gets into fights with people. She is a bad ass. A rebel. OK so maybe she isn’t a “rebel” but she stands up for herself which I like, and if I ever scored a date with Anna Kournikova and there was a good chance of her getting into a bitch fight with another chick, my heart would be pounding out of my chest the entire night. Team Anna!

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Links that can take care of themselves

I will see the new Megan Fox movie. Because she is Megan Fox- IDLYITW

The Invention of Lying looks like a killer movie- Geno’s World

Kim Kardashian is out and about- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Mariah Carey dresses like a dude. I don’t see much of a difference. – popbytes

Hey look! It’s MICHAEL JACKSON! Oh wait, he’s dead. – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

I can see Ciara’s nipples- Drunken Stepfather

Michael Jackson has no biological kids- IDLYITW

Simon Cowell is super rich- notorious news

Amy Winehouse isn’t allowed to take care of dogs- Holy Moly

Lady GaGa is fancy- yeeeah

More on LiLo’s birthday bash- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day – College Humor

Brooke Hogan is still whoring herself out for no apparent reason- Amy Grindhouse

Sex=kids and kids=misery- I Don’t Want Your Life

Michael Jackson fans are commiting suicide- Allie Is Wired

Sarah Jessica Parker’s are dried up more than a potato chip in the mojave desert, so a while back, 9 months back, they used a surrogate mother to birth her and Matthew Broderick’s twins. These are the first “official” photos of the babies since the birth. I don’t know if they sold the image to the tabloids or if it was leaked by a relative or friend.

The names of the babies are Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge Broderick. You can’t really tell by the names but they are both female. I don’t know why one has the Broderick after the name and the other doesn’t but since their parents are celebrities they are lucky their name isn’t Mowgli or whatever name celebrities dream up after welcoming babies into this world.

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The autopsy report on Michael Jackson has been released to the press, or at least The New York Post and the results are horrifying. They are reporting that during the autopsy they found out that Michael was completely bald and had been wearing a wig for some time. Also they found out that he had nothing in his stomach whatsoever except for a few slightly dissolved pills.

Also he had multiple scars all over his body from plastic surgery. Also needle marks all over his body from injections of what people are speculating were painkillers. On top of all that, he weighed only a mere 112 pounds at the time of his death. This was not the condition of someone who was ready to go on a 50 date tour in Europe. The sad thing is, his ego was so big, he was such an icon, he probably thought he was “too big” to go to rehab. Though a lengthy stint at a rehab facility would have done him a world of good. Very unfortunate.

Update: It is now being reported by TMZ that the results from Michael Jackson’s autopsy that was originally posted by The Sun is in fact a fake and that the actual autopsy results have not been released to the public yet. Yea, I know, I find this annoying too. But the good news is, maybe Michael wasn’t in such terrible shape at the time of his passing.

Links that are very fortunate

Lindsay Lohan is hard at work- IDLYITW

Preview of FHM’s hottest women issue- Geno’s World

The elephant in the room- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Michael Jackson is on the cover of Time magazine- popbytes

Janet Jackson talks about Michael at the BET awards- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Britney Spears is brunette, engaged- yeeeah

Kendra Wilkinson is married- IDLYITW

Michael jackson’s mother has filed for guardianship- notorious news

More on Michael Jackson- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Lily Allen is…blonde?- I Don’t Want Your Life

Jessica Simpson has a thick boy neck. Complete with adams apple- Drunken Stepfather

Britney Spears’  Twitter got hacked- Amy Grindhouse

Heidi Montag has a new song out- Allie Is Wired

Billy Mays, the t.v. infomercial guru who sold us things like OxiClean and, well, OxiClean died Sunday night. Of course no one is talking about it because 70’s sex symbol Farrah Fawcett and the King of Pop Michael Jackson just passed away. I think all people are created equal and therefore should all be recognized when they pass away.

Billy Mays not too long ago did an appearence on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien and Conan poked fun at him and another infomercial guy about having beef with the sexual predator a.k.a. the Sham Wow guy. Billy Mays died apparently of a head injury he got on a plane but later died in his sleep. R.I.P.

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Very sad news coming out of L.A. yesterday and today. Yesterday afternoon Michael Jackson, American icon and king of pop passed away from cardiac arrest. The autopsy will be done today but the toxicology reports are being reported to come out as late as two weeks from now. Some are suspecting an overdose of morphine or demerol and at the current time, the doctor who lived with MJ can not be found. The cops are searching high and low for the doc as he might have some info the police may want and they towed the doctors car away early this morning.

Michael meant a lot to me in life as a whole. I made fun of him a lot in the past and when the air clears I will probably make fun of him in the future. But as a kid I can not remember how many times I popped in the “Making of Thriller” video and learned all the dance moves and talked about how cool MJ was during my kindergarten classes. I am hoping his death was natural and painless and that no foul play is involved but we will not know for sure until the autopsy comes back.

It was announced on MSNBC last night that the coroner’s office in L.A. , where Michael is now, will not make a formal statement regarding the results of the autopsy, meaning we will probably have to rely on a site like TMZ.com to get the final results. R.I.P.

Links: Michael Jackson edition

Michael Jackson’s doctor is missing- IDLYITW

Randy jackson reacts to Michael Jackson death- Geno’s World

LiLo mourns Michael Jackson- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Michael Jackson’s star on Hollywood Blvd.- popbytes

Bruno does something nice for Michael Jackson- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

R.I.P. motherfucker- Drunken Stepfather

More on possible painkiller addiction for MJ- yeeeah

Let’s try to keep this death light-hearted- IDLYITW

Michael Jackson, foul play involved with his death? – notorious news

MJ’s 3 kids will stay with family- Amy Grindhouse

Photo of Michael Jackson trying to be resuscitated- I Don’t Want Your Life

Madonna is upset about MJ dying- Celeb News Wire

Last photos of Michael Jackson performing- Allie Is Wired

Last night the blogosphere was reporting that Jeff Goldblum had plunged to his death on the set of a New Zealand movie he was filming. Pretty soon afterwards Jeff’s rep denied the claims and even stated that Jeff isn’t even in New Zealand and has no plans of filming a movie there.

He is alive and kicking in L.A. That is a good thing too because if I had to live in a world without Jeff Goldblum’s eccentric personality lighting up the big screen, I would probably have to off myself. Here is a picture above which is either a shot from Jurassic Park or him just realizing he shit his pants.

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