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Jolene Blalock Nude, Artsy

Fatback — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:57:26 +0000

Jolene Blalock is hotter than a phaser set to stun. And she’s stunning the shit out of me with those nipples. I love art. And these nearly nude photos of a dripping wet Jolene Blalock are black and white which means they officially art. Which means your boss can’t fire you for looking at them at work. Unless your pants are around your ankles.

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Doutzen Kroes Nude and Super (model that is)

Fatback — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:11:54 +0000

Doutzen Kroes is exactly what I like in a supermodel. She’s young, unbelievably beautiful and that’s about that. I’m not very picky with my supermodels of course, they just need to be nude a lot and have a healthy appetite for cigarettes and coke – and lots of fuckin’. That may sound sexist and chauvinistic to you but, well actually it is, you judgmental whore. Now get back in the kitchen and cook me a turkey pot pie.

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Sophie Howard is Sandy, Nude

Fatback — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:47:38 +0000

This is Sophie Howard and her topless friend hanging out at the beach, topless. With no shirts. This is what Page 3 girls do in their spare time. They just hang out and wait for the next nude photoshoot with their naked best friends. And really,a naked friend with giant tits is the best friend of all. It’s in the bible.

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Vampire Amelia from Underworld Nude

Fatback — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:51:22 +0000

Perfect in every way right down to her funny eastern European accent, Zita Gorog really makes me glad for Glasnost and the end of the cold war. Here’s Zita Gorog -who played the Vampire Amelia in Underworld and Underworld Evolutions – and her perfect breasts and some of the best underwear I’ve ever seen.

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Ashley Massaro will break a chair on your head

Fatback — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:10:33 +0000

So yeah these are old but still awesome naked pictures of Ashley Massaro the awesomely nude wrestler. I’ve never seen her on tv, but I assume she’s usually showing her thong and wearing ironic librarian’s glasses as she breaks a chair over some bloody, beefed up bastard in a speedo and steroid rage to spare. Welcome to America, where our reality tv is not real, just like our tits and carefully mown pubic hair. Hurrah!