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      <title>This Week In History: VE Day Commemorated With Historic Radio Address From FDR's Rotting Corpse</title>
      <description>The Onion looks back at Alabama's first desegregated mass suicide, the historic VE Day Speech from FDR's rotting corpse, and the completion of the transcontinental railroad with the gold-plated femur of a Chinaman. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown</title>
      <description>In this Star Fix Quick Hit, Angelique Clark looks at the media's ongoing efforts to push Shia LaBeouf over the edge into a Charlie Sheen-style breakdown. Also, Congress discusses opening Alaska's reality star reserves and Johnny Depp registers the domain name www.johnnydeppactor.biz. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Dying Chevron Executive Excited To One Day Become Oil</title>
      <description>The transportation secretary flips out on a pothole in Baltimore, a man wearing red glasses and pink pants is probably Dutch or something, and an Ohio Film Festival graphic designer decides to go with film reels for the O's. It's the week of May 14th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls</title>
      <description>President Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing. (Aired 10/25/11)</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works</title>
      <description>Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. See the cartoon, Holy Matri-Money, here: onion.com Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof</title>
      <description>The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower's challenge to God. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Santorum Now Viciously Condemning Homosexuals, Minorities, Women For $100000 Speaking Fee</title>
      <description>A 5-year-old announces that the circle is no longer her favorite shape, former Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown makes his comeback to horse racing as a jockey, and the guitar music fad runs its course. It's the week of May 7th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot</title>
      <description>This week the Romney campaign introduced "Paco", a taco-loving cartoon parrot, in hopes of appealing to Latino voters. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Medium Channels The Spirits Of Old Acquaintances For Awkward Small Talk</title>
      <description>Psychic Kenneth Quinn connects Today Now! studio guests with former landlords and friends of work friends who have died for stilted conversations from beyond. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>It Easy To Tell What Area Man Will Look Like As Skeleton</title>
      <description>An anxiety-ridden man is rightly ashamed of every single thing that he does, half a sleeve of Oreos is lost in a house fire, and a local man has had more than enough beach. It's the week of April 30th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make US Women Hotter</title>
      <description>Inspired by the First Lady's health plan for children, Vice President Joe Biden has pledged to make every American woman beach-ready. (Aired 10/18/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Kanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria</title>
      <description>In the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports on Kanye West's feud with Syria and a company's decision not to bother recalling a defective hotplate. (Aired 10/18/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone</title>
      <description>Voters describe recent images of Obama eating a gigantic hoagie all by himself "somehow very sad." Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time</title>
      <description>A Greyhound bus crash claims 30 miserable lives, a Stanford study finds no logical reason why planes are able to fly, and a local man goes and gets himself hit by a goddamn bus. It's the week of April 23rd, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook</title>
      <description>A troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing Facebook posts. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis</title>
      <description>Autistic reporter Michael Falk reports it is bad that four US soldiers died but it is good that nearly two dozen Taliban soldiers died. (Aired 10/18/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Eric Cantor Tossed By Bucking Mitch McConnell During Congressional Rodeo</title>
      <description>A local man is proud he can still fit into his car from high school, "Stray To Be Destroyed" tops the list of cat names for the 24th straight year, and a Pekingese is really letting itself go since winning Westminster. It's the week of April 16th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn</title>
      <description>While most Democrats plan to vote for Obama in November, they continue to tell pollsters they're "undecided" just for the fun of messing with the president's head. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Reporter Helps Starving Dogs By Personally Shooting Them</title>
      <description>After an earthquake renders hundreds of dogs homeless, reporter O'Brady Shaw pledges to put down every last animal himself. (Aired 10/18/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself</title>
      <description>Seeking to dispel accusations of flip-flopping, Romney unveiled plans to use a time machine to kill earlier versions of himself who believed in universal health care and gay rights. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Stephen Strasburg Ceremoniously Re-Injures Arm On Opening Day</title>
      <description>Doc and Kenny catch a case of bullet-breath as they pull the trigger on Stephen Strasburg's Opening Day ceremony, Kentucky's draft prospects, and the Charlotte Bobcat's first ever dunk. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Shelby Cross Warns Women Self-Defense Classes "A Trap"</title>
      <description>Cross Examination host Shelby Cross shows women how to physically defeat their self-defense instructors. (Aired 10/18/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Man With Nice Eyes Blown</title>
      <description>Female voters can't help fawning over sexist GOP candidates, a homesick kid on a sleepover just needs to tough it the fuck out, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson lets it slip that he's been to Mars. It's the week of March 26th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Today Now! Host Undergoes Horrifically Painful Surgery Live On Air</title>
      <description>Jim Haggerty helps to raise awareness about kidney stones by undergoing an operation in front of cameras. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict</title>
      <description>Tim Tebow has fallen into sin, Tiger Woods is adequate again, and the Mets are questionable for opening day, but Doc Brooks and Kenny Kennedy still hate each other. It's GOOMF!</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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