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Advent of Hate 2011 – Christmas Day

Mr. Fatuous — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 12:30:00 +0000

Last night I planned Christmas dinner with military precision. Today those plans probably are probably lying in tatters. The turkey is probably dangerously undercooked, somebody will be allergic to cranberry and the Christmas pudding is probably trying to seize control of Libya. Merry Christmas everyone! Related posts: Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 15 Advent [...]

Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 24

Mr. Fatuous — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:15:49 +0000

Why does Santa drink sherry and eat mince pies? Why can’t he drink tequila slammers and eat kebabs instead? Related posts: Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 4 Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 20 Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 1

Advent of Hate – Day 23

Mr. Fatuous — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:35:59 +0000

Dear CBeebies presenters, the sight of four fully grown adults pretending to be excited that there are only two sleeps until Christmas is really quite sickening. More to the point when did things start getting measured in nights rather than days? Related posts: Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 1 Advent of Hate 2011 – [...]

Advent of Hate – Day 22

Mr. Fatuous — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 13:13:17 +0000

Advent of Hate - Supermarket Sweep

Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 21

Mr. Fatuous — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 13:41:07 +0000

Advent of Hate 2011 - Cold calling

Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 20

Mr. Fatuous — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:24:23 +0000

Work’s Secret Santa today. Presents you don’t want from people you don’t know. Wonderful! Related posts: Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 4 Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 5 Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 13

Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 19

Mr. Fatuous — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 11:30:44 +0000

Advent of Hate 2011 - Kim Jong a bit more than il

Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 18

Mr. Fatuous — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:31:41 +0000

I’d just finished writing today’s entry when a big dog came along and ate it. If it helps, the dog had tinsel in it’s collar and was barking the tune to little donkey. Related posts: Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 1 Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 6 Advent of Hate 2011 – Day [...]

Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 17

Mr. Fatuous — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 23:43:33 +0000

I was sitting looking through the traditional Christmas copy of the radio times. Despite ready access to a video shop and the internet I still like to see what films are on over Christmas. I easily saw ten films I’d like to see. Then I remembered I’ve still got about ten films to watch from [...]

Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 16

Mr. Fatuous — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:11:54 +0000

Advent of Hate 2011 - Like this