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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Dec 2017

    So I actually wrote something other than checks out for bills. Wait...I don't do that. Everything is electronic nowadays. Anyways thanks to I got 's and I wrote something. Shocking I know.

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  2. Retweeted
    Feb 19

    Looking for a quick and easy dinner that's sure to satisfy? You won't believe how easy our for Instant Pot Chicken Lo Mein is! Get it here:

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  3. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    ME: Never fall in love with a vampire. FRIEND: ... ME: It’s a pain in the neck. FRIEND: NO ME: It’ll suck the life out of you. FRIEND: STOP ME: ...and drive you batty FRIEND: Get the f*ck away from me

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    18 hours ago

    “I really like this gun. But you know what I like more? Is when people don’t get killed.” After the Florida school shooting that left 17 dead, this woman decided to cut her gun in half

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    18 hours ago
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  7. Retweeted
    Feb 19

    The same people that said 13 and 14 year olds were perfectly mature enough to date Roy Moore are now saying 17 and 18 year olds are too immature to have opinions on gun control.

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  8. Retweeted
    Feb 18

    I’m not sure why people are so surprised that the students are rising up—we’ve been feeding them a steady diet of dystopian literature showing teens leading the charge for years. We have told teen girls they are empowered. What, you thought it was fiction? It was preparation.

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  9. 23 hours ago

    Your intuition has shifted into overdrive, filling your mind w... More for Scorpio

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  10. Retweeted
    Feb 19

    The librarian code of ethics says that knowledge and information will be freely shared and without bias. We will not bow down to those wishing to impede our mission or restrict access to materials.

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  11. Feb 19

    Although you intuitively know what someone else is feeling tod... More for Scorpio

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  12. Feb 19
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  13. Feb 18

    Cards with mom. This is the final playoff game. Winner takes all.

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  14. Feb 18
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  15. Feb 18

    You can fantasize your way through the day so effortlessly tha... More for Scorpio

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  16. Feb 17

    You have something important to declare today and nothing will... More for Scorpio

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  17. Retweeted
    Feb 15

    This would be my whole routine

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  18. Feb 16
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    Feb 16
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  20. Feb 16

    Your life may seem like a miracle because only yesterday you w... More for Scorpio

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  21. Feb 15

    Today is my favorite holiday. Half off chocolate day

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