Feedback Fail, See the Internet at its Worst

"This commercial is about to increase the size of the penis. I see a big picture of the penis."

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:18:16 -0400

Oh, the dilemmas of parenting…

feedback sent to anonymous website
Hello, I take this opportunity to write you about the commercial that I wash from Pars in France when I turn from English to Spanish. This commercial is about to increase the size of the penis. I see a big picture of the penis. This is not normal and inappropriate. Imagine if my little son wash this kind of picture? Please, try to do something about that. Thanks

"how often people takes a shower with their clothes on, but maybe it's a matter of cultural"

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:50:51 -0400

So there really are never-nudes! Even with context, this feedback email probably still would make zero sense.

feedback sent to anonymous website

I wonder how often people takes a shower with their clothes on, but maybe it’s a matter of cultural discrepancies. I’ve seen lots of gratuitious nudity and graphical violence before and that scene was crucial to the plot of that particular movie but it’s ok, you are the makers of the rules, so I’ll just have to obey and respect your decision.

Hope we will work together again sometime and they put some clothes on Michelangelo’s David. Or better yet, you could go and smash it with a hammer so we all don’t have to look at his penis. You and me both know that was not the reason. Here we have racist prejudice against Mexicans and that is a very nasty way to get rid of them.

"just kept bringin home infections/ The FLU and finally The Chickenpox, all of which made me stop"

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:04:28 -0400

New reality show idea: stop going to a doctor for a few years, relying only on Yahoo Answers and Internet forums for medical treatment.

submitted to anonymous website

Hello, my name is [Redacted], i have M.S too, i once stumbled across a treatment that completely, took my ms away, it consists of 3 doses of penylalanine, gamanil tabs and vitamin B12, usually 500mgs of penylalanine taken in the morning and again at 3 in the afternoon,then 60mgs of gamanil taken at nine one tablet every day, then lastly vitamin B12 injection / and WOW they cured me so for two weeks i was quite literaly STANDING IN THE SUNSHINE, so why did the M.S come back then? because my daughter just started school, and just kept bringin home infections/ The FLU and finally The Chickenpox, all of which made me stop the treatment, so it never worked again, but i think all ms people should give it a try, and you never know, you too maybe Standing in the Sunshine, goodluck

"i titeld it "porn" .if i knew that could get me in truble i would not have dont that ."

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:50:00 -0400

Some websites don’t want you uploading porn, so if you’re going to do it anyway, it’s generally best to not title it “porn.” At least call it “not porn.” And certainly don’t “titel” it.

feedback sent to anonymous website

Im sorry i did not mean to offend any one ,i set my page to adults only 18 and up and i titeld it “porn” .if i knew that could get me in truble i would not have dont that .
can i be unbanned please i will never do that agin and i have read the rules today so i know the rules now.

"FURTHER EDUCATION. I DO NOT WANT TO WORK AT TOCO BELL!!!!!!!!!!"

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:05:26 -0400

But really, who wants to work at Toco Bell?

feedback submitted to anonymous website

Your website is totally useless to an experanced person that is out of work! I DO NOT WANT FURTHER EDUCATION. I DO NOT WANT TO WORK AT TOCO BELL!!!!!!!!!! I AM A SEMI TRAILER/TRUCK MAINTENANCE/FACILITYS & GROUNDS MAINTENANCE PROFESIONAL WITH SUPERVISOR EXP. I DO NOT WANT TO APPLY FOR A DAM COLLEGE TO FIND JOBS IN MY AREIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If there is a chance you can find a solution to this problem. Then (by all means) contact me, I would use your service again.
Thank you
[redacted]

"cats and kitten form please and would you make sure they all in Irwin America Version dolls"

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:24:14 -0400

Admittedly, I sent a letter to the toy company that made TMNT action figures with suggestions and drawings for future Turtlemobiles.

feedback sent to anonymous website

Dear [redacted], Would you please make me a Sailor Star Fighter, Sailor Star Maker, Sailor Star Healer, Fireball Princess, Sailor Chibi Chibi, Luna, Artemis and Diana in a human form please and would you please make me a Luna, Artemis and Diana in a cats and kitten form please and would you make sure they all in Irwin America Version dolls please?!?

Thank you, Miss. [redacted]

"And Beck's show is the best. He sticks up"

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:50:48 -0400

Complaining to GEICO about dumping Glenn Beck? So easy a caveman can do it? Well not when you email the wrong website…

feedback sent to reddit

I was going to look into your auto insurance. It’s time to compare. Due to your attitude about advertising on the Glenn Beck show, I will no longer consider it.
When advertisers won’t support my favorites, I won’t support the advertisers. And Beck’s show is the best. He sticks up for America.
That’s too bad, too….I like your commercials.

"POOR YOU YOU MISS ME YOU ARE PATHETIC AND WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS FLIGGO BACK OF"

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:28:00 -0400

Some people just take online relationships a little too seriously.

feedback sent to fliggo in response to an auto-generated email
> Date: Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:07:09 -0500
> Subject: Fliggo misses you
>
> Dear [redacted],
>
> We miss you and want you back. It’s been a long time since Fliggo has > seen you, and we hope you still remember us.
>
> In case you don’t, here is the site you created:
>
> [redacted] - http://[redacted].fliggo.com/
>
>
> If something went wrong between us, we’d like to know so we can fix it. > Breaking up doesn’t always have to end badly. Contact us by replying to > this email or going to http://www.fliggo.com/feedback.
>
> Hope to see you soon.
>
> Love,
>
> The Fliggo Team
>
> http://www.fliggo.com/
OH POOR YOU YOU MISS ME YOU ARE PATHETIC AND WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS FLIGGO BACK OF I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND SO BACK OFF YOU SELF CENTERED CREEP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN AND I AM REPORTING YOU AS ABUSE SO LEAVE ME ALONE OR ELSE YOU WILL REGRET SENDING ME LETTERS SAYING YOU MISS ME I WILL ALSO TRACK YOU DOWN AND GET MY BOYFRIEND TO FIND YOU AND DO SOME THINGS YOU WOULD NOT LIKE SO GET LOST FROM ????????????????????????????

"What is this usenet?"

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:56:49 -0400

Sometimes just proving someone wrong is a good enough reason to try new things, like “the usenet.”

feedback sent to UsenetShack

Subject: “What is this usenet?”

Hi there, my name is michael. i want to download from usenet but i do not know what it is. my friend says great things about it but he wont tell me how to get into/inside it as he says it is a bit complicated. i want to prove him wrong so can you help me please. i have a computer. thanks

"new owner, and I've never seen such small scoops"

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:39:00 -0400

Is nothing sacred?

feedback sent to reddit

I went to the Baskin-Robbins At Florin and Riverside in Sacramento. Apparently there is a new owner, and I’ve never seen such small scoops, and I’ve been to a lot of BR stores. This has been a favorite spot for my family, mainly because of the upbeat kids that work there. They do not look very happy and quite frankly, it takes the joy out of the experience.

"Sarah Palin is a better mother than I am."

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:05:44 -0400

Confused feedback emailer? You betchya.

feedback sent to reddit

Thanks for speaking out on David Letterman. Sarah Palin is a better mother than I am. He’s crazy.

"CNBC's incessant advertising of your own programme - it's frankly, a din."

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:53:59 -0400

Maybe the CNBC President will read this. Maybe Rupert?

feedback sent to reddit

Whilst I think CNBC has intelligent and lively reporters, I am switching to Fox and can’t wait for their business channel.

Why - it’s CNBC’s incessant advertising of your own programme - it’s frankly, a din.

Fox News fills the gaps with human interest stories - eg. Coca Cola’s ban in Venezuela, David Letterman on Sarah Palin, new medical information etc. Sure, these fillers are repeated sometimes but it is interesting bits of info.

Will CNBC consider replacing the endless senseless ads on your own programmes with bit of financial history - how Coke took off, biggest companies in 1950 and where are they now?, etc.

"believe in induvidality. I am and remain me before I a and was we"

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:43:49 -0400

Who do these people think they’re emailing?

feedback sent to reddit

People can say what they want. Everyone has the right to do and live as they like. It makes me sick and repulsed that people try to infringe their rigtious thoughts on others when they, themselves have their closet lives. I do not care if he had to find his own personal pleasure through whatever means it took. That was his business, frankly know one cares what measures I take! David brought the world pleasure with his acting ability for 1/2 a century. That my friends speaks for itself. My admiration for this man is beyond comprehention. Any person who should and wants to be aprehensive should look closely at their livelyhood and not judge. I myself am and have had a complete life of godliness and christianity and believe in induvidality. I am and remain me before I a and was we. Just in case you single minded individuals got off topic, do not judge less thee accept judgement. So fuck you if you feel otherwise.

"NBA, you are sleazy Hoes!"

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:48:00 -0400

Uh, let me fwd this along to David Stern, I guess…

feedback sent to reddit

This email is not brought to you by Taco Bell or any of the other corporate scumbags NBA sells out to worse even than the NFL. Drop down menu ads? Sick!

This pissed off e mail is not brought to you by Vonage, who can hang themselves for all I care.

I have been a fan for 35 years, and the way NBA sells out for every last penny MAKES ME SICK
going forward.

NBA, you are sleazy Hoes!
Going forward!

"cushion, it would make noise like the spring had gotten rust"

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:10:00 -0400

reddit does a lot of stuff, but it’s a lousy auto repair company.

feedback to reddit

to whom it may concern,

to voice my dissatisfaction of the service of the car.
toyota’s brand imply some quality to me for some time till now. Probably expectation is high of me and that cause the gap of expectations.
However, at least it provide me the basic comfort entitled to.

First, it is the noise of the brake when i reverse the car. It produces the squeaky sound which is quite annoying. Complaints after complaints, still the noise is there. The most it last is 1 month after fixing and the noise came back. That wonders me why i pay for the service in your centre. Mind you it is a new car and it has been driven nicely around town most of the time.

Secondly, the other ‘sound’ that the car produce is the back seat of the car when a person (about 70kg) sit on the cushion, it would make noise like the spring had gotten rust. It give me the impression the parts of the car is sourced from the ‘imitation’ shops.

Due to this problems and dissatisfaction, it cause myself to come back to the service centre more than 1 time to re-fix the noise and others. This is really unnecessary and time consuming for me as i too got other work to do.

i have always look high upon the brand Toyota but now have second thought about it in terms of the workmanship and the parts inside the cars.

Just hopo the noise is not there especially to a new car.
And, also not to have come back to tell the same problem to the centre.

"Nunnuh , no computer can tell me, i KNOW it's your freakin website, so fix it."

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:05:00 -0400

Yo dawg, I’ve got some feedback for you. With kisses.

feedback to Weebly

kay , so im tryin do my freakin project, and your website frigs up on me. not my computer yo, cause my computer pro. Fix your site, cause it’s sayin i cant get on my webpage cause i forget my password & username? Nunnuh , no computer can tell me, i KNOW it’s your freakin website, so fix it.

-kisses, -A

"become a sounding board for theanti obama faction of zealots championed by dick and liz chaney"

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:19:53 -0400

Someone is clearly just very confused. Do all feedback forms just look the same?

feedback sent to reddit

i am really quite distressed over the recent change in your morning approach to the news. I have written to the morning joe staff indicating that i will no longer watch that program. Instead wil now listen to the unbiased NPR.

I feel that the program and MSNBC has become a sounding board for theanti obama faction of zealots championed by dick and liz chaney. Some of your reporters are resisting the pro slant of some of your producers and are resisting the love affair with the former VP and his offspring.

I am giving the morning segments of your programming up and switching to NPR and CNN. Your evening programming is far more consistent to truth.

"This is whale warrior writing. Look, you"

Wed, 27 May 2009 18:35:19 -0400

This whale warrior means business. If Weebly is run by krill, they’re doomed.

feedback to weebly

This is whale warrior writing. Look, you don’t judge how complete my site is. It is NOT 11% complete. For what I mean by a “social network” is intended as a societal website for the [redacted] Society. I also can’t publish my web. How do I do that?

"It is so coincident."

Sun, 10 May 2009 16:49:00 -0400

Swine flu really is contagious...

feedback sent to anonymous publisher

It is so coincident. ¡±Swine Flu¡± absolutely is world-wide great matter in 2009. Before that, we have announced seriously that the leaders all over the world (includes Barack Obama) must visit and respect YunFeng. Now, the matter has been validated. Countries prevent ¡°swine flu¡±. Barack Obama almost contract flu. This matter is a caution to Obama. If you (Barack Obama) do not visit and respect YunFeng and us, then you pay for the aftereffect by yourself.

"You stink. With that kind of attitude no wonder"

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 01:56:26 -0400

Now here’s some helpful feedback.

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Fuck you idiots. You stink.
With that kind of attitude no wonder you are falling behind.
Go FUCK yourself.