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Destiny

2012-01-19T12:01:00.005+08:00

Terbengkalai ke? I know y'all have been waiting for my new post from the past two months that you finally quit reading. Sabo.. sabo.. Anyway, I have a lot of stuffs that I wanted to blog but time keeps running away from me. When you add the state of laziness to that, a deserted blog is what you see. Don't worry y'all, one of my resolutions for this year to be active in blogging. :)

By the time I wrote this entry, I am officially a real working English teacher after being unemployed for eight months! EIGHT MONTHS Y'ALL! I better stop complaining. I just want to be grateful because I was finally called to report for duty three days ago. And alhamdulillah, I am one of the teachers at SMKA Tun Datu Mustapha which is 20 minutes from Kota Kinabalu.

I'm excited y'all! I feel like sharing all my experiences in this one entry. (Thank God I didn't, right?) I am really looking forward to teaching these future generations and with God's will, I will strive to blossom into a better teacher in this school. Wish me luck y'all. :)

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 1998 song by Jim Brickman.

Everytime

2011-11-14T14:58:00.005+08:00

This entry might sound selfish but I could not refrain myself from thinking that doing nothing almost makes me feel that life is meaningless. Every day, I just wake up with nothing special to look forward to. Anyway, this entry is typed while my sanity hits rock bottom, catapulting me into a short-lived crisis with myself.

I hope when I wake up tomorrow, life is meaningful again.

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2003 song by Britney Spears

The One That Got Away

2011-11-11T15:24:00.001+08:00

Hi y'all. From the past several weeks, I have been attuned to Katy Perry's latest single, "The One That Got Away." Y'all please don't run away cuz I ain't gonna talk about that song in this entry, actin' like I'ma professional reviewer. Scrap that thang!

The song made me cry!! I want my mommy!!

I have a question for y'all. Whoever manages to answer it honestly will receive a standing ovation from me.

"That's why we love you boy! Keep it up!"

Okay y'all better stop clapping. Everyone shushhh! Zip your mouth. Okay, I want to ask y'all a question. Have y'all ever met someone whom y'all feel very attached to and then y'all suddenly get separated due to some reason? Y'all feel as if both of you were meant for each other but sadly y'all get separated because of fate. If your answer is no, y'all are so dang lucky.

Siapa keliru pegi berdiri di belakang, tengok dinding!

Attention! If y'all are confused about my question just now, y'all better go to the back of the class and face the wall quietly. I want to share something with y'all. Last year, I knew ABC (not a real name) whom I could really relate to. We both had the chemistry but all of a sudden, ABC went missing. Even until now. Can y'all imagine that? Sometimes I wonder if only I kept in touch with ABC, we could be something by now and most importantly, I don't have to say that ABC were the one that got away. But never mind y'all. I always believe that there is a blessing in disguise.

And I hope y'all will not go missing like ABC as well. Because if y'all are gone, I will be ashamed to say y'all are the one that got away. Okay, y'all at the back, y'all can stop facing the wall and go back to your seat.

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2010 by Katy Perry

Look What You've Done

2011-11-10T13:34:00.006+08:00

Hi y'all! I could not be more than thankful enough to a friend of mine who managed to secure an assignment worth of RM200 for me. Personally, I truly cherish the effort considering the fact that I am jobless at the moment and doing the assignment will guarantee me an income (a short-lived income, actually).

However, there is a major problem with this particular assignment - it is actually out of my league, y'all. Wayyyy beyond my comfort zone. Because instead of answering questions that are related with my background as a TESL graduate, the assignment is actually about economy! Girrrllllll~ I aint know nothin' about economy! Y'all know anythin' about economy? I know nothin' about economy! It's like asking a teacher to fly an airplane, y'all. No, it's like climbing a mountain without any tools! Y'all know how difficult it is? Bak kata kak senduk, "termeninggal akak!"

I have just learned how to stand up! Now you want me to run?
You see this sand in my hands?!!

I already rejected the offer considering the fact that I could not do it. But you see, my rejection was also rejected y'all! How come a rejection can also be rejected! It's not fair, y'all! Now I have two days left before the due date. Y'all know how short is that period? Try breathe in and breathe out for once - it's that short y'all! UWAAAAA *lari keluar cybercafe sambil menangis teresak-esak!

You ask me to climb a mountain! But I ain't a mount climber!
This isn't fair! No! No!

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2003 song by Jet

Because of You

2011-11-09T16:02:00.004+08:00

Hey PEEPZ! I have just found out that I have been tagged by Aemy on her blog! Sorry for the late reply dear! So without wasting any more time, put on your seat belt and be prepared for a fabulous journey! Yihaaaaa~~~

TERMS & CONDITIONS:

1.You must post these rules.
2.Each person must post 11 things about themselves in their journal.
3.Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post. And create eleven new questions for the people you tagged to answer.
4.You have to choose 11 people to tag and link them on the post.
5.Go to their page and tell them you have tagged HIM/HER
6.No tag back!
7.No stuff in the tagging section about "YOU ARE TAGGED IF YOU ARE READING THIS" YOU LEGITIMATELY (a.k.a REALLY, TRUST, WITH ALL HONESTY) have tagged 11 people.

SO PEOPLE! THESE ARE 11 THINGS ABOUT ME THAT SOME OF YOU DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU HANDLE IT? Aiseh...

Ouch. I just notice that this entry is so COLOURFUL! Dush dush!! Anyway, Dear Aemy, below are my responses for your fabulous questions~ Hold on tight! It's gonna be a BUMPY ride! Dush!! Dush!!

a) Best thing you've ever eaten?
@}-- I would probably say Wendy's.
Yup! Fast food, right?!

b) Your favourite superhero?
@}-- I actually don't have any favourite superhero.
But since I have to choose,
I would probably go with Spiderman,
just because I love the movie.

3) Your favourite music video?
@}-- This is tough! I have dozens of favourites!
If I have to pick one, it would be Gaga's Alejandro.
Just because it really stunned me.

4) Do you prefer books or movies? Why?
@}-- I prefer movies. Because I can watch it
while eating KFC or McD or even popcorn!
Books need a lot of imagination and I have learned that
my imagination is always wilder than
what is stated in the book. Ops!

5) The most inspirational quotes I've ever read?
@}-- "Life is a dick, if it gets hard, just fuck it!" - So true y'all.
@}-- "Experience is a hard teacher
because it gives the test first, the lesson afterwards."

6) Your favourite joke?
@}-- Any joke that is told by Noor Azlina Jimin.
Just because the effect is always everlasting.

7) The best candid photo of yours (I mean, the real candid)?

8) Things that make you want to cry every time you think about it?
@}-- The death of my brother.

9) Things that make you want to laugh every time you think about it?
@}-- Kak Senduk's entries!
Especially the tudung one! SUPER EPIC peepz!!!

10) First thing you notice on someone?
@}-- Toe nails? Bersih ka kotor?

11) What do you wish this last questions would be?
"Kamu suda posting ka?" This would be EPIC!

AND NOW...
THE ELEVEN QUESTIONS THAT I HAVE CREATED ARE...

MY LUCKY WINNERS ARE...

1. Azim Saidon
2. Azie Nazri
3. Afiq
4. Kyra Aishah
5. Nadirah
6. Syafiq
7. Dewi
8. Zawani
9. Aiman
10. Khaleeqa
11. Steve Jobs

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2004 song by Kelly Clarkson

Say It Right

2011-11-06T16:28:00.001+08:00

Have you ever noticed how the flight attendants deliver their in-flight announcements to passengers? Based on my experience travelling with both Malaysia Airlines and AirAsia, the way they deliver their announcement is more or less the same - annoying!

I can't help but to wonder why they are speaking so fast, I mean real fast, considering the fact that they are trying to convey pivotal information to passengers! I am sure that they have done the procedure for a thousand times but there are times when it actually comes off as pretty annoying. In fact, some of them have memorized the script so much that it almost sounds like they are reciting their grocery list! Some even made the long announcement under one breath. Come on!

One of the words that they love to abuse is the word "Thank You" - that includes "Terima Kasih." I have heard them saying 'cheng-kyu' for thank you! Even worse, 'cerimer kahsey.' Okay I better stop. Cerimer kahsey ke-rau-ner membah-cer blog sah-yer.

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2006 song by Nelly Furtado

Stranger

2011-11-05T20:36:00.001+08:00

Last Tuesday, after attending my convocation, I went back to Kota Kinabalu via AirAsia. To make a long story short, I almost missed my flight due to my late departure to the airport. (Lesson learned - don't go back one day after your convocation because there are a lot of stuffs that need to be settled!) Luckily, the AirAsia staff was kind enough to let me into the flight without a hassle.

Gosh, I remember how much I loved traveling via airplanes those days. As the time goes by, however, the excitement fades away and now, I truly feel that the time spent on board becomes dreary and super boring. Gone is the day when I enjoyed sitting inside airplanes.

Anyway, as soon as I landed on Terminal 2 airport, Kota Kinabalu, I patiently waited for my luggage. After waiting for several minutes, I saw its glimpse. I was surprised to see a note on my luggage that said "Please col me!" from a stranger, a man actually, who apparently lives on Germany.

I know, it's random right! I mean, if this man is aiming for a woman's luggage, he will surely be disappointed. If it's the other way around, oh my, no comment! But still, I am wondering how this guy managed to stick the note on my luggage when I already checked it into the cargo?

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2007 song by Hilary Duff

Graduation (Friends Forever)

2011-11-04T13:30:00.001+08:00

Let the pictures do the talking.

Recipients of Vice Chancellor Award: Sir, Me, Van, Elin, Nui. :)

Lady V, I'm loving this!

I wish I had my own bouquet :)

Heart this pic with Lalis!

My twin. Figuratively.

Colourful.

With besties Mimi and Pa. :)

Having graduated with a first-class honours degree as well as a recipient of Vice Chancellor Award, I am officially an alumnus of UiTM, Shah Alam. To my dearest family, friends, teachers and lecturers of UiTM, Shah Alam and IPG Gaya, I would like to thank all of you for the continuous support from the past six years. This is not the end. This is just a beginning.

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 1999 song by Vitamin C

This Is Us

2011-10-30T12:50:00.004+08:00

Ims, Tops, Laine, Pong, Mai, Lis, Anne.

PS: The title of this song refers to the 2010 song by Backstreet Boys

Fuck You!

2011-10-23T14:07:00.007+08:00

In life we are taught that there are seven deadly sins. We all know the big ones... gluttony, pride, lust. But the thing you don't hear much about is anger. Maybe it's because we think anger is not that dangerous, that you can control it. After all, when it comes to destructive behavior, it did make the top seven. What is it about anger that is destructive? They say when we are angry, we cannot think straight. Our sanity is emblazoned with wrath so much that our judgment is enveloped with hatred and sealed with irrationality. We just want to burst open, punch people in their face and up to a certain point, we might as well kill someone (Some people did!).

You see, I am a person who does not like confrontation due to the unnecessary drama plus the emotional baggage that will ensue. So typically, when I am angry, or something is bothering me, I will pour it in my blog. However, most of the time, I will channel my anger or frustration by sharing it with my bestie, Michael, (not a real name) through SMS. He will usually calm me down and compose me before I do something stupid and unforgivable.

"Hey, im dwn! felt so angry. I thnk Britney (not a real name) is chtg bhind my bck! tis morng, i read her fbook msg secretly n i found out dat she hs anothr scndal! :( im down rite now! i knw i shudn't steal her fbook psword. but see! now i knw she has a scndal! I rlly hate her! she's a f***ing b***h! jz wana slap her so bad! what shd i do?? :(

The SMS above is just imaginary, nothing real. But you see, when we feel angry, we tend to write stuffs which highlight our capability to be nasty. We express our emotion eloquently with the choices of words, notably by swearing! Anyway, they said that when we are angry, we just can't think straight. That was what happened when I accidentally sent the SMS to Britney instead of Michael. Sigh.

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2011 song by Cee Lo Green

You

2011-10-21T13:19:00.005+08:00

(photo: holatis.com)

From what I could recall, it was a crisp yet invigorating morning. I was waiting for the bus to arrive. I just sat there, with my headphone in my ears, listening to my favourite songs in my mobile phone. The bus station was crowded with people who were waiting for the bus.

In the midst of it all, I spotted an angelic face that stole my attention (luckily not my heart). For some inexplicable reasons, I just couldn't take my eyes off you. You are nearly a perfection. My heart asked me to greet you but my mind could not compromise. After a moment of shilly-shallying, I succumbed to a decision that watching you from afar was the best thing to do. I was mesmerized with your presence. Sadly, it lasted only for seconds. You quickly hailed an incoming taxi, and in a blink of an eye, you were gone.

I just sat there, wondering when I would ever see you again. Perhaps tomorrow. Perhaps no more. If only I had greeted you in the first place, I could have written a different ending in this entry. Coming to think of it, maybe you were just a one-minute admiration.

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2002 song by Switchfoot

Innocent Eyes

2011-10-19T14:11:00.004+08:00

Yes, my left eye is twitching like the image above. Sometimes, it is really annoying especially when I need to focus on doing something, like reading, chatting, or listening to songs. Of course, I took the initiative to google it on the net. Well, based on what I read, it is much easier to succumb to the superstitious belief when it comes to eyes twitching. Some say it is trying to presage bad news.

On the scientific side, people cite several factors which trigger the twitch in the eyes such as stress, lack of sleep, and even spending too much time in front of the computer. Oops! Those factors are pretty much prevalent in my life right now - I get stressed thinking about the posting rumours; I was once a nocturnal which translates into insomnia, hence the lack of sleep; Too much time in front of the computer? Urm.. hello? You bet!

If you were me, which side will you take? The superstitious belief or the scientific belief?

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2003 song by Delta Goodrem

Kelly Clarkson - Einstein Lyrics

2011-10-19T13:20:00.004+08:00

This song is one of my favourites from Kelly's latest album, Stronger. When it first got leaked, it was known as "Dumb + Dumb = You". Back then, it was more or less like a demo. With the album coming out, the song has been refined and renamed as "Einstein". Enjoy :)

(photo: Spillitnow.com)

Kelly Clarkson - Einstein Lyrics

Simple Math
Our love divided by the square root of pride
Multiply your lie plus time
I'm going out of my mind
It was heavy when I finally figured it out alone

Didn't get it the first time
But don't think I've been so blind
And I may not be Einstein
But I know
Dumb plus dumb equals you
(Dumb plus dumb equals you)
Yeah yeah yeah
Dumb plus dumb equals you
You...

Even had the nerve to flirt with her in front of my face
Here's your keys, your bags, your clothes
And now get out of my place
You say I'm crazy
And that we're happy
Is that supposed to comfort me
Oh yeah

Didn't get it the first time
But don't think I've been so blind
Yeah I may not be Einstein
But I know
Dumb plus dumb equals you
(Dumb plus dumb equals you)
Yeah yeah yeah
Dumb plus dumb equals you

All of your promises plus
A thousand apologies just
Take out the pain and then it leaves us
With nothing at all
No, nothing at all

You can stop wasting my time
Without you I'm just fine
Why did it take me so long
To figure out dumb plus dumb equals you
Equals you yeah

I didn't get it the first time
But don't think I'd be so blind
Yeah I may not be Einstein
But I know
Dumb plus dumb equals you
(Dumb plus dumb equals you)

Simple Math
Our love divided by the square root of pride
Multiply your lie plus time
I'm going out of my mind
And I may not be Einstein
But I know
Dumb plus dumb equals you
Equals you.

Stronger

2011-10-19T13:08:00.003+08:00

Kelly Clarkson's latest album, Stronger, was officially leaked yesterday! I was so happy that after two years, I get to listen brand new materials from her. I have always been a fan of her since she first won American Idol back in 2002! That was nine years ago!

I'm not going to write a review of the album because first, I'm not a professional reviewer. Second, I will surely be biased because I love all of her songs. Third, everybody has a different taste in music, so my opinion might be different. Anyway, you should get a copy of her album which will hit the store somewhere around next week. If you are generous enough, you can give it to me as a present for my convocation. That would be awesome. :)

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2002 song by Britney Spears

Everyday

2011-10-11T14:27:00.003+08:00

One of the most basic questions that people tend to ask me upon knowing that I am jobless is that "What are you doing if you're not working?". I would patiently reply, "Stay at home, surf the net, update my laptop with songs and tv series." In fact, when it comes to tv series, I have just realized that I have established an oblivious schedule that I follow obliviously every week.

Monday
Download The Amazing Race Season 19.

Tuesday
Download Gossip Girl Season 5

Wednesday
Download Glee Season 3

Thursday
Download America's Next Top Model All-Stars (Cycle 17)

Friday
Download Grey's Anatomy Season 8

Saturday
Download Project Runway Season 9

Sunday
Movies movies and movies.

Not bad eh?

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2011 song by Britney Spears

Hmphhhhh!!!!

2011-09-22T15:18:00.003+08:00

It has been ages since I last purchased a new novel, let alone to read one. So last night, I decided to spare my 50 note and buy a new novel which is entitled "Firefly Lane" by Kristin Hannah. O.M.G. I know Nicholas Sparks would be mad at me for not buying his latest novel but to Mr. Sparks, I truly apologize for not buying 'Safe Heaven' even when I had the chance to.

I have been going in and out from the Popular bookstore for so many days weighing which one I should buy first. I even made some reading from the internet before settling on Kristin Hannah. The reason is simple - I want to read something fresh. You see, I have been an avid reader of yours from the very beginning that your writing has become quite predictable to me. I'm sorry Mr. Sparks. For now, I'll have to indulge Kristin Hannah and see whether her story will tug my heart.

Rumour Has It

2011-09-15T16:25:00.003+08:00

Rumour has it that we will be posted on July.

Another rumour has it that we will be posted on August.

The other rumour has it that we will be posted by the end of September.

Now, the new rumour has it that we will be posted on December.

After months of waiting filled with rumours and speculations, I finally come to a situation where I am officially devastated. I hate rumours! I hate speculations. It seems as if I could no longer wait. I have waited since June. To wait until December is like waiting for Year 2020. Pfttt. This is me being sulky. *Yawn* Wake me up when September ends. Who knows that the rumour of us being posted at the end of September is true. :')

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2011 song by Adele

The Remedy

2011-08-25T10:54:00.009+08:00

Here are some tips on how to treat minor injuries which I copy paste from Men's Health. :)

Sunburn

Remedy: Milk

Dip a clean washcloth into a bowl of cool milk and dab it on the burned areas - the coolness can help reduce swelling and the milk's lactic acid has anti-inflammatory properties. Then, rinse it off.

Dry Skin and Lips

Remedy: Olive oil

Olive oil closely resembles your own natural oils, which can be stripped away by harsh soaps and dry heat. Smooth a few drops onto your palm and rub it into your skin to soften rough spots and form a protective moisture barrier.

Reeking armpits

Remedy: Apple-cider vinegar

It's not sweat that makes your pits reek - it's the bacteria that break down your sweat. (Gross, right?) So dip a cotton ball or a washcloth into cider vinegar and rub it under your arms. Vinegar's astringent properties won't allow microbes to thrive. And don't worry about the sharp smell -it dissipates quickly.

Discolored Teeth

Remedy: Orange peel

Rub the white pith of the peel on your teeth, then scrub with a wet toothbrush to lift and debris. Do this infrequently or you may weaken the enamel.

Stinky Sneakers

Remedy: Baking soda

A sprinkle between wearings can help naturalize funky odors. Just don't forget to dump out the excess before you slide your shoes back on.

Athlete's Foot

Remedy: Apple-Cider vinegar

A mixture of one part vinegar and three parts water can kill the fungi that cause foot infections. For athlete's foot relief, just soak your feet in it for a while.

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2002 song by Jason Mraz

You're Beautiful

2011-08-19T14:33:00.000+08:00

I have always been a huge fan of The Apprentice. I still remember watching the show back in 2004, when I was still in Form 5. At that moment, I kept telling myself if my application to become a teacher was rejected, I would definitely pursue business study. Luckily my application was accepted and here I am, waiting for my posting to become a dedicated English teacher.

Anyway, I bet you all know that the show has been changed into The Celebrity Apprentice which features celebrities competing to raise money for their own charity. While I thought the original premise was much better, the new premise is not that disappointing. The appeal of the show lies heavily on the dramatic event on the boardroom, which, if the contestants don't fight for themselves, will ultimately engender Mr. Trump to pronounce his coup de grâce, "You're Fired!"

If you ask me, my loyalty towards the show is predominantly attributed to the presence of Ivanka Trump. Gosh, she's one hell of a beauty! The way she carries herself is definitely memorable. While watching the show, I just can't take my eyes off her. She's beautiful, intelligent, and always expresses herself eloquently. Now that is a deadly combination for men!

Here's some interesting fun facts about Ivanka Trump that I compiled from Google. :)

1. She is 5 feet 10 inches tall (180 cm, y'all!)
2. She hosted Miss Teen USA at the age of fifteen!
3. She started modeling at 16 years old.
4. Graduated with a Bachelor of Science in Economics in 2004.

5. She is listed as one of the most beautiful women in Maxim Magazine in 2007.
6. She has been offered to appear on The Bachelorette, but she declined. (which is a good decision!)
7. Well, she is a smoker and is sometimes seen smoking in the streets. (A turn-off!)

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2004 song by James Blunt

What's My Name?

2011-08-18T16:13:00.000+08:00

Cempedak Goreng.

Racun Dunia.

Penjaga Hati.

Pisang Tanduk.

Panglima Berantai.

Bawang Besar.

Belanga Kuali.

Stokin Koyak.

Teratai Layu Di Tasik Racun.

Now, what comes into your mind when you see the list of names above? Do you have your favourite among them? Can you actually guess what is that all about?

Nah... they are some of the ridiculous names that I saw in Facebook. Yes, you read it right. It's someone's Facebook. I'm sorry to those respective people whose nicknames are being used as examples in my blog but hey, they should be proud!

Sometimes I wonder why do they choose such names to represent themselves. Stokin koyak! Really? What's wrong with your real name? Perhaps they want to remain anonymous or maybe mysterious. Sorry folks, it doesn't work. If they are aiming for elements of joke, maybe I would understand because some of those names are funny to me. I know it's their facebook and it's their right to decide whatever names you want to choose. I mean, come on! Bawang besar??

It would be fun if we take a vote on which one of the names above is the catchiest! I'm sure there are plenty funny yet ridiculous names out there and I bet you have seen them. Mind sharing?

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2010 song by Rihanna

In This Life

2011-08-17T21:18:00.006+08:00

Someone sent this to my email. I think it is a wonderful info on how to improve our life. A quick glance through the list makes me realize that I should do some of the suggested tips.

How to Improve Our Life?

PERSONALITY

# Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
# Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control.
# Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
# Smile and laugh more.
# Don't waste you precious energy on gossip.
# You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

COMMUNITY

# What other people think of you is none of your business.
# Call your family often.
# Forgive everyone for everything.
#Each day give something good to others.
# Try to make at least three people to smile each day.

LIFE

# Put GOD first in anything and everything that you think, say and do.
# GOD heals everything.
# When you awake in the morning, thank GOD for it.
# No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
# Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2007 song by Delta Goodrem

Superman

2011-08-16T16:22:00.003+08:00

Gosh! When Aemy told me I was tagged in her blog, I was like "Wow! It's been years since I last got tagged!" Anyway, since I have been tagged, so here it is.

I, Taufik, am a Superman because...

I am a fighter as I have been fighting my addiction towards fast food
I am strong as I can handle my anger very well and I forgive someone rather easily.
I am willing to dedicate my life to educate future generations. (aiseh!)
I am a perfectionist who is a hopeless romantic! (Syok sendiri!)
I am a good listener to other people.
I can eat whatever I want and maintain my weight (not the potbelly!)
I am gifted with the ability to move both my ears and roll my tongue. (Random!)
I am an ordinary man who lives an extraordinary life. :)

I think I better stop before someone plays Ke$ha's song, "Blah Blah Blah"!
So without wasting any time, I'm tagging Vanessa, Ibrahim, Khaleeqa and Judiene.

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2003 song by Eminem

Birthmark

2011-08-15T15:52:00.002+08:00

I have always been fascinated with birthmark. In my culture, birthmark is called "Babak". I don't know its origin but growing up, I am used to hearing the word Babak. In fact, I have a small babak on my body. When I was smaller, I thought it was a bruise that never fades away. At some point, I also thought that it was a mole.

Anyway, I have an aunt who has gray birthmark all over her face. Because of that, people always talk behind her back, saying that no one wants to marry her. Luckily, that was only a slander. Thank God she is now happily married with three kids. Interestingly, none of her kids inherits the infamous birthmark. According to my mother's story, my aunt was born during lunar eclipse, hence the birthmark all over her face. I don't really believe the story but people say older people know things best! That is why most of the traditional tips or petua sometimes correlates with scientific explanation. Perhaps it is merely coincidence or perhaps they do know things best! Only God knows.

For your information, birthmark is also prevalent in other cultures around the world. For instance, in Arab, Italy and Spain, birthmark means "wishes" because they believe that birthmark is caused by unsatisfied wishes of the mother during pregnancy. In American folklore, birthmarks signal the site of traumatic injuries in a past life. So if you have a birthmark in your stomach, they believe you have traumatic injury involving your stomach in past life. Very interesting indeed. (Source: Wikipedia)

There are some fallacies about birthmark as well in which I quoted as follow;

1. Eating strawberries will give your baby a strawberry birthmark.
2. Looking at a mouse will give your baby a hairy birthmark.
3. Drinking too much coffee during pregnancy will cause your baby to have light-brown birthmark.

(Source: Birthmarks.com)

There are so many beliefs about birthmark. Even after posting this entry, I am still fascinated with it and will always be. What about you? Do you have any birthmarks?

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2009 song by Akon

E.T.

2011-08-13T22:57:00.007+08:00

It's Saturday night and watching movie at the cinema is a good way to have fun during weekend. So tonight I decided to watch Cowboys and Aliens at GSC Suria Sabah. I simply like the premise of the movie which is something different - cowboys versus aliens. Ops, don't worry, this entry is not a review about the movie.

Anyway, while watching the movie, I found myself wondering about the existence of aliens and extraterrestrial life. Of course they are not a new phenomenon in this century because we are all aware of the news and stories of ordinary people who claim to have seen them and plus, there many scientific explanation about its existence. Interestingly, in popular culture, aliens and extraterrestrial life have been mostly portrayed as notorious villains.

Since I can't satisfy my inquisitiveness about the existence of aliens or extraterrestrial, I did some reading and stumble across an article entitled Aliens in the Quran, which basically accepts the idea that aliens may exist. I'm not sure about how reliable the article is but at least, it gives me an overview about the existence of aliens and extraterrestrial life.

What about you? Do you believe in aliens and extra-terrestrial life? Katy Perry does. Okay, that is so random!

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2010 song by Katy Perry

My Life for Hire

2011-08-12T13:54:00.012+08:00

"Referring to your advertisement dated February 31, 2011 on Daily Express, I would I would like to apply for the position......"

It has been three months since I ended my study. There are various rumours and speculation as to when the government will give us the job to be a teacher. Some said early July, others said mid August. The rest said after Hari Raya, on early September. I really truly want to believe these speculations especially considering the fact that they come from reliable sources. Kementerian itu. Kementerian ini. Jabatan itu. Jabatan ini. Pftt. Nevertheless, as the days go by, the speculations are debunked to be unreliable one by one. At this point, I consider our posting to be one of those reality series where people come up with lots of spoilers about who the winner is. Sadly, in my case, none of those spoilers is correct.

I am not complaining for the sake of complaining. I am just excited to go to school and teach. After all, this is what I have been studying for – I want to apply the theoretical aspects that I learned and put it into practice and perspectives. Plus, I can no longer tolerate these questions; "When is your posting? Where are you teaching at? Are you working? Enam tahun belajar, takkan tak kerja lagi kot?"

I have taken some initiatives to apply for other jobs while waiting for my posting to no avail. In fact, I am exhausted of sending my resumes to potential employers only to be disappointed by their silence. I wonder why the advertisers do not have the courtesy to reply all the emails sent to them by the applicants. Is it so wrong to send a thank-you-but-no-we-don't-want-you reply?

At this point, I am at the verge of despair. I am presently aware that seeking jobs is not as easy as it seems. And I just realize that throughout my six years of studying, I have never learned to make a job resume. Being a scholarship student who is guaranteed with a job, perhaps I took things for granted. I can say that at this moment, I can really empathize with those who are unemployed.

Due to the spirit of the holy Ramadhan, I seek solace from God and emblazon my sanity that everything happens for a reason. Perhaps God wants me to just enjoy the holiday and appreciate life despite being penniless before throwing me into life as a working man who might not have enough time for himself to even blog about it! I know sooner or later I will get posted to schools. It’s just when the waiting becomes frustrating and patience becomes impatient, this kind of entry is borne out of the blue.

I hope one day, while reading back this entry, I won’t feel regretful complaining how miserable life is for having ample holiday and doing no jobs. Fingers crossed.

PS: The title of this entry refers to the 2009 song by A Day to Remember