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Oreo Speedwagon!

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 11:32:00 +0000

"Back on the road again..."

From George Takei Facebook

Man Accused of Stealing Girl Scout Cookies: 19,000 Dollars Worth

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 11:39:00 +0000

From our "Thin Mints Are So Good I Needed 6000 Boxes" File:

We know Girl Scout Cookies are a guilty pleasure, but are they worth committing a crime for? Christopher Maurice Morton was charged with stealing $19,000 worth of Girl Scout Cookies from a South Carolina warehouse, the Associated Press reports.

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The Harlem Shake Long Before The Harlem Shake Was Cool

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:26:00 +0000

Because you always new Peanuts were cool, and didn't realize they were doing The Harlem Shake FIVE decades before it was the thing.

Truth of the Day

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 23:28:00 +0000

The Gummy Snake That's 7 Feet Long

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 00:01:00 +0000

We could so eat all 27 pounds and 36,000 calories of this SEVEN FOOT LONG GUMMY SNAKE

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Manfred Stader's Cup Of Coffee Optical Illusion

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 23:48:00 +0000

We here at Fileunderi are huge fans of cool optical illusions (and even uncool illusions too).

Manfred Stader's Cup Of Coffee is one of our favorites because, well...we love coffee!As you probably guessed, the cup of coffee in the pic above is an illusion, painted on the stone. We think the woman is real.

See more great optical illusions at the approriately named Mighty Optical Illusions

Yes, that's a real link, not an illusion.

Breaking The Law On A Walmart Scooter

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:55:00 +0000

From our "Breaking the Law! Breaking the Law!" File:

How many laws do you think YOU can break on a Walmart scooter?

In order to outbreak Marcus Earl Degraphenreed from the great state of Indiana, you will have to break 5 laws on your Walmart scooter. Observe:

1. Mr. Degraphenreed (henceforth known as Mr. D) was initially pulled over in Indiana 35 because he was, well, on Indiana 35. On a motorized scooter.

2. Mr. D was going northbound on Indiana 35. I mention this because the traffic in his lane was headed southbound.

There's more...

3. Mr. D wasn't on just any old scooter, he was on a (you guessed it) Walmart scooter. When asked by the police where he got it from, Mr. D said, "I found it". Mr. D wouldn't elaborate, but we are just guessing here that he found it at his nearest Walmart.

4. We have saved the best for last. Police noticed that Mr. D was glassy eyed and disoriented. Could it be? Well, the police thought so, and arrested Mr. D on peliminary charges of driving (scootering?) under the influence, and theft. Mr. D was transported to a local hospital for a blood-alcohol test.

The scooter was returned to Walmart.

Your challenge, Fileunderi fans, is to break FIVE laws on a Walmart scooter. Please let us know how you did.

And send pics or a video...

Guam To Use Baby Mice Bombs To Eradicate Brown Snake Infestation

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:50:00 +0000

Mice bombs-the new weapons of mass destruction:

(Reuters) - Declaring war against invasive brown tree snakes infesting the Pacific U.S. territory of Guam, wildlife officials plan this spring to bomb the island with dead baby mice stuffed with a common pain-killing medicine that is poisonous to the reptiles.

Brown tree snakes, believed to have been inadvertently carried to Guam around the end of World War Two aboard U.S. military vessels, have become major pests blamed for wiping out native bird populations on the island.

Wildlife officials have worried for day reach other Pacific islands, especially Hawaii, nearly 4,000 miles (6,400 km) to the east, raising further environmental havoc.

"Guam is a very unique situation," said William Pitt, a wildlife biologist at the U.S. Agriculture Department's National Wildlife Research Center in Hawaii. "There is no other place in the world that has a snake issue like Guam."

The project is set to begin in March or April with dead newborn mice being dropped by helicopter over jungle areas where the snakes are most heavily concentrated.

One initial target will be the vicinity of Andersen Air Force Base, which is surrounded by dense vegetation and is seen as a potential starting point for snakes that might end up as stowaways aboard departing aircraft.

Stuffed into the mouth of each infant mouse will be acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol and other over-the-counter pain-relief medications, which is toxic to snakes "and not a lot of other animals," Pitt said.

In an attempt to keep the baited mice off the ground, each tiny rodent will be attached to a strand of ribbon between pieces of cardboard designed to drop in a loop and catch in the canopy of trees, he said.

The goal of the aerial assault, which will eventually involving the dropping of some 2,000 mice in all, is not to eradicate but to curtail and control the brown tree snake population on the island, Pitt said.

(Reporting by Kevin Gray; Writing by Steve Gorman; Editing by Lisa Shumaker

Jennifer Lawrence Backstage Press Conference After 2013 Oscar Win (Video)

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:54:00 +0000

This is the video of Jennifer Lawrence backstage after her Oscar win for Best Actress 2013.

Other than the first question...well, they say there is no such thing as a stupid question, but this video proves otherwise. By the way, Jennifer ROCKS.

Man Buys Holster, Wishes He Had Left Gun In His Glovebox

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 18:38:00 +0000

From the "They Didn't Cover Holstering In The Conceal Carry Course" File:

An Indiana man was at Bill Goodman's Gun And Knife Show in Dayton Saturday and decided to purchase a holster for his handgun. The 50-year-old, a conceal carry permit holder, proudly took his new holster out to the parking lot, got in his car, and went to holster his gun...

And promptly shot himself.

The Indiana man was rushed to a nearby hospital, where sources say the bullet fatally wounded a finger on his left hand. They will not be able to reattach the finger.

Local police say they will not file any charges. The man was not identified, for obvious reasons.

Lion Remembers His Rescuer and Gives Her A Hug

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 14:12:00 +0000

From the "Awww...That's So Sweet!" File:

Read this before watching the video:

The woman in the video found the lion, injured in the forest, on the verge of death. She took the lion home with her and nursed it back to health. Later, when the lion was better, she made arrangements with a zoo to take the lion. Some time passed before the woman had a chance to visit the zoo. This video was taken when she walked up to the lion's cage to see how he was doing. Watch the lion's reaction when he sees her!!

Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru Star Wars Figures!

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:15:00 +0000

All we can say is:

Bahahahaha!!

How Many Days Until Game Of Thrones Season 3??

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 00:09:00 +0000

Our question of the day is: "How many days until "Game of Thrones" Season 3 and more of Emilia Clarke AKA Daenerys Targaryen.

So, how many days?

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Hit And Run Driver Posts on Facebook

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 23:36:00 +0000

From our "Did The Police "Like" This Post?" File:

Police in Oregon said a drunken driving suspect was busted after posting about his escapades on Facebook.

Astoria police said they were contacted by Facebook friends of Jacob Cox-Brown, 18, after he posted on Facebook about driving under the influence of alcohol and hitting a vehicle, The Daily Astorian reported Tuesday.

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Woman: My Boyfriend Choked Me With His Dreadlocks

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 22:36:00 +0000

From our "Now that was a hair raising experience" File:

An Oregon woman has filed a complaint against her boyfriend for assaulting her AND choking her with his dreadlocks

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It's A Duck's Life

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:02:00 +0000

Haha!

Do Not Call Group Fined For Illegal Phone Contacts

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 11:18:00 +0000

From our "The Left Hand Doesn't Know What The Right Is Doing" File:

Service Stream Solutions, which operates the Do Not Call List, has been fined $110,000 because another division made over 6,000 illegal calls to Melbourne, Australia citizens and trying to talk them into installing low-energy light bulbs, standby power controllers and low-flow showerheads.

When contacted by us, the CEO of Service Stream Solutions said, "Dang! My bad."

An Australian Communications and Media Authority investigation found the numbers were incorrectly included on a calling list during a 10-week campaign from November, 2011.

In addition to paying the fine, the company will review its calling list processes and give staff legal training.

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Flip Number Clocks From The Eighties

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 03:46:00 +0000

Do you remember "Flip Number" Alarm Clocks?

Check out: Vintage Flip Number Alarm Clocks

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McDonalds Robber Returns For Meal

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:40:00 +0000

From our "Do You Want Fries With Those Handcuffs?" File:

A Michigan man who robbed his local McDonalds back in October,2012 apparently decided that 3 months was long enough to wait before returning for a Value Meal. Unfortunately for him, the employee working the drive thru recognized our mental midget hero and called police, and he was arrested.

We are assuming that she had him pull forward to wait for his fries...

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When Is Grand Theft Auto 5 GTA 5 Coming Out?

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:28:00 +0000

Now that the question "Will the world end in 2012?" has been answered, the next great question and mystery for mankind to ponder is "When Is Grand Theft Auto 5 GTA 5 Coming Out?"

The consensus has been March 2013, and Rockstar games has been saying Spring 2013 for quite some time now. Recently there has been runors that Rockstar was going to wait until later in the year, citing competition from other game releases. This seems to be an unfounded rumor, as a poster released recently also states a Spring 2013 release. Fear not, GTA fans, the time is almost upon us...

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Tattoo of The Day-Lady On The Arm Of A Lady

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 11:23:00 +0000

The Fileunderi Tattoo of the Day- A Beautiful Lady on the arm of A Beautiful Lady

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Police Claim Man Shoplifted All 50 States!

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:13:00 +0000

From our "Steal The USA In Your Chevrolet" File:

46 year-old Ignatius "Michael" Pollard was arrested last Thursday (along with his 70 year-old mom), and charged with more than a dozen counts of grand theft and petit theft for crimes alledgedly committed in the great state of Florida. It seems that Iggy (may we call you Iggy?) was shoplifting and then turning around and selling his booty on eBay. According to the police, Iggy has made millions over the years. But, there's a kicker.

Apparently, Mr. Pollara managed to steal something in ALL 50 STATES in one year!

There should probably be some kind of award for this.

So, how do you suppose Iggy got caught?

Well, Iggy had an ingenious plan. He would purchase large,cheap items, and put small, expensive items in the large,cheap item box.

Brilliant! Right??

Unfortunately, Iggy used his rewards card everywhere he purchased large,cheap items to steal small,expensive items.

Not so brilliant...

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Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana Gets A New Haircut

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 23:32:00 +0000

Holy Cow!

Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana is sporting a new haircut and it is, well....a radical change to say the least.

Miley kept her fans in suspense on her twitter account before springing the big surprise.

We believe this has changed our life.

Two words for you Ms. Cyrus: No longer relevant.

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Hey Beer Man! Bear Family Consumes 100 Beers

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:44:00 +0000

From the "Do you prefer foreign or domestic?" File:

In beautiful Norway, a mama bear and her family of three cubs are suspected of breaking into a remote cabin and downing 100 or so beers. According to the cabin's owner, the contents of said cabin are absolutely trashed, and the bears TORE DOWN a cabin wall to gain access to the brew bounty.

Everything inside the cabin was smashed or destroyed, including the stove,oven,cupboards, shelves, and the beds. (no word on whether one of the beds was juuussst right.) The bear family also consumed any and all food in the cabin.

The owner of the cabin fears that the bears might return to the area.

No kidding?

Tiger Woods In Top 10 Of PGA Championship Leaderboard

noreply@blogger.com (Marcus) — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 21:27:00 +0000

So...the 2012 PGA Championship is under way Kiawah Island Ocean Golf Course, and wouldn't you know it, Tiger Woods is right up there on the leader board with a 3 under par 69. Tiger's playing partner, Keegan Bradley, shot a 4 under 68.

"I did it mom! I outshot Tiger Woods!!"

Actually, folks, Keegan Bradley is the 2011 PGA Champion, so he's no slouch.

Anyway, rock on Tiger!

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