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Death Star Wedding Cake

2012-02-02T07:03:00.004-05:00

A Death Star Wedding Cake...that's no moon, it's a space station.

Is the force with the happy couple? I don't know, but starting out with characters from the evil empire can't be good.

Just had to share this from Neatorama

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Weird Tattoo- Baby Alien Coming Out Of A Guy's Chest

2011-12-18T07:33:00.003-05:00

Here is a weird tattoo...A baby alien coming out of a guy's chest, just like the first "Alien" movie.

We normally have something smart*ss to say about everything, but we are quite frankly speechless on this one.

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Find The Human Face-Mystery Pic Of The Day

2011-12-12T19:31:00.002-05:00

Can you find the human face in this photo? Look closely...

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Occupy Wall Street- Funny Pic Of The Day

2011-12-12T18:36:00.001-05:00

Where indeed.

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GPA Calculator-Grade Point Average Calculator

2011-12-12T18:15:00.001-05:00

Have you ever wondered how to calculate your GPA, and have looked online for a GPA Calculator? Well, we haven't, but some of you actually earn higher than an "F" and might want to calculate your GPA ahead of time.

So, as a public service to the public, HERE is a FREE GPA Calculator. Now calculate your little hearts out!

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Odd News Weird News Update: Woman Tries To Start Meth Lab In WalMart

2011-12-12T16:39:00.003-05:00

While you were sleeping, working, or doing whatever it is that you do:

Woman Attempts To Start Meth Lab In WalMart- Chemical Spill In Aisle 5!!

Secret Santas Pay Off Kmart Layaways-Those gosh darn wealthy people are at it again!!

Man Publishes Fake Obit For His Mom To Take Time Off Of Work-Sniffle! "Soooo, that gets me 3 days off. Right?"

Fire Station Burns Down While Crew Is At Christmas Party- Let's hope they drove their fire trucks to the party...

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Busty Ohio Mannequin Survives Drive-by Assassination Attempt

2011-12-11T10:17:00.003-05:00

From our "We've Just Gotta Get This Off Our Chest" file:

Busty Ohio Mannequin Survives Drive-by Assassination Attempt

Plastic mayoral candidate in drive-by shooting shocker

From Lester Haines at The Register

A busty Ohio mannequin with political pretensions has survived a terrifying assassination attempt, local new outlets report.

BarBe Q (in all her mamtasic glory, above) is the big up front for KT's Barbecue in Reading, and recently ran for mayor of the town, after diner owner Kenny Tessel evidently threw a strop at the local authorities' attempt to clamp down on his jubtastic promotion.

Read the rest of the story HERE

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National League 2011 MVP Ryan Braun Tests Positive For PED's?

2011-12-11T09:59:00.004-05:00

From our "Wow, this is a little embarrassing" File:

Major League Baseball's just named 2011 National League MVP, Ryan Braun, has test positive for PED's (Performance Enhancing Drug), and he will be suspended for 50 games at the start of the 2012 MLB season.

Now this doesn't mean that Ryan Braun is doing steroids, but it does mean that he tested positive for a substance that is on the MLB banned list, a substance that MLB deems a performance enhancer.

Braun will appeal, but we are pretty sure that the damage is already done.

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Newt Gingrich Says Palestinians Are An "Invented People"

2011-12-11T08:58:00.004-05:00

From our "Can't We Just Resurrect Abe Lincoln And Elect Him?" File:

Newt Gingrich, in an apparent attempt to integrate his alternate history fetish into reality, would have us believe that HE believes that the Palestinians are an invented people. Unfortunately, we don't have the space here, or the time to go over the history of the middle east, so let's just say that there are obviously A LOT more Jewish voters than Palestinians in the U.S. Yes, we'll just leave it that.

In other news from the "Let's Beat The Hell Out Of Each Other and Then Send Our Bloodied Candidate To Take On A Sitting President" Party, Rick Perry says that marital fidelity is extremely important to American voters (Funny, we seem to remember a guy named Bill not to long ago...). Unfortunately, Mr. Perry still can't remember that third Federal Agency he would shut down if elected.

Sigh...

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Are the Kia Hamsters Smarter Than The Geico Gerbils?

2011-12-08T07:30:00.004-05:00

Are the Kia Hamsters smarter than the Geico gerbils? Or, are hamsters just naturally better dancers than gerbils?

If it took the Geico guy 6 months to teach the fat Geico guinea pig to say "row" , how long did it take Kia to teach the Kia hamsters to dance to Party Rock Anthem?? I didn't think hamsters lived that long. Maybe hamsters are smarter.

And don't forget, the Kia Hamsters rapped too.

Just sayin'...

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Adopt A Homeless Pet!!

2011-12-08T07:23:00.002-05:00

This photo says it all. Adopt a homeless cat! Adopt a homeless dog!

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Driver Slams His Camaro Into A Police "Booze It and Lose It" RV

2011-12-05T07:05:00.004-05:00

From our "I Just Drank A Fifth of Irony File":

A 21 year old North Carolina man didn't quite make it through a DWI checkpoint in Newton, North Carolina on Sunday morning. According to the Charlotte Observer, a local police DWI checkpoint was just getting ready to wrap up for the night, when a new "customer" barrelled his '89 Chevy Camaro into the "Booze It and Lose It" RV Mobile Command Center...

The heck with it, a picture is worth a thousand words. See the photo HERE

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Brooke Mueller Arrested in Aspen Colorado

2011-12-05T06:07:00.006-05:00

From the Fileunderi "Who Is This Person And Who Really Cares?" File:

Brooke Mueller was arrested in Aspen,Colorado on Friday and charged with 3rd degree assault and cocaine possession.

Okay, quick, do you know who Brooke Mueller is?

Answer: She's an actress. Well, not really. She HAS appeared in a handful of movies'

Answer: She's a Reality Show star. Well, she is in Paris Hilton's "The World According To Paris"

Answer: She's a real estate agent in Los Angeles. Maybe, that doesn't merit fame...

Answer: Aha! She's the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen! (Winning!!)

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Is Urban Meyer The New Ohio State Coach?

2011-11-24T13:21:00.004-05:00

The question of the day: "Is Urban Meyer The New Ohio State Coach?"

Since the departure of Jim Tressel, it has long been rumored that Urban Meyer would be the next Ohio State coach. As of today Urban Meyer is denying it, but rumors are swirling, and those dreaded "un-named sources" from Ohio State are saying that he is in fact the new Ohio State coach. They have even went as far as leaking contract figures: 40 million for 7 years.

The anonymous sources say that the only thing left for Urban Meyer to do is to discuss it with his family over the Thanksgiving holiday, and the pundits are saying that he needs to investigate how any future NCAA sanctions could affect Ohio State.

So, would Urban Meyer be good for Ohio State?

Duh.

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Who Won Dancing With the Stars 2011?

2011-11-24T09:28:00.005-05:00

As you prepare your Thanksgiving dinner, I am sure you have probably been asking yourself, "Who Won Dancing With the Stars 2011?". I know I have!

Well, it all came down to Rob Kardashian, a slim Ricki Lake( amazing weight loss!), and J.R. Martinez.

Ricki Lake was the first to get eliminated.

And the winner is...

JR Martinez and Karina Smirnoff!!

And that's who won Dancing with the Stars 2011!

Back to your turkey and the fixin's...

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A List of Green Bean Casserole Recipes

2011-11-20T11:48:00.004-05:00

Green Bean Casserole has become a staple for Thanksgiving Dinner, Holiday meals, and just about any time of the year.

So, as a public service to the...er...public, Fileunderi presents a list of links to countless/a bunch/well, quite a few Green Bean Casserole Recipes.

Bon Appetit!

Campbell's Green Bean Casserole Recipes

Food Network Paula Deen Green Bean Casserole Recipe

French's Green Bean Casserole Recipes

The Pioneer Woman Green Bean Casserole Recipe

Grandma's Green Bean Casserole Recipe

"Southern Food" Green Bean Casserole Recipe

Cooks.com Green Bean Casserole Recipe

Food.com Green Bean Casserole Recipe

Original Durkee Green Bean Casserole Recipe

"Easy" Green Bean Casserole Recipe

"Easy" Green Bean Casserole Recipe From Pillsbury

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Oops! Nurse Accidently Injects Man With Execution Drug

2011-11-20T09:16:00.003-05:00

From our "Does This Mean I Won't Get My Annual Raise?" File:

From Gawker.com...

A Florida man went to his local hospital with breathing troubles and stomach pains. The man's nurse at Miami's North Shore Medical Center meant to give him the antacid Pepcid, but apparently closed her eyes as she reached for it and instead grabbed a bottle of Pancuronium, a muscle relaxant which is the second of three drugs administered during most lethal injections in the United States.

Read the whole sordid tale HERE

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Black Friday Deals-List of Great Black Friday Deals

2011-11-19T06:07:00.007-05:00

If you are going to venture out on Thanksgiving evening or Friday morning and are looking for Black Friday Deals, here is a short list of some great Black Friday deals, including the walmart black friday ad 2011 and some Black Friday "list planners" from some of the more popular stores:

(Fileunderi note: We have enough insanity in our lives, so we skip Black Friday alltogether. One less crowd of people for you to worry about...)

Biggest Gamestop Black Friday 2011 Deals

Old Navy Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

Big Lots 2011 Black Friday Ad Deals

WalMart Black Friday Ad 2011

Target Black Friday 2011 Ad

Kohl's Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

JC Penney Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

KMart 2011 Black Friday Ad Deals

Best Buy Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

Sears Black Friday Ad 2011

Macy's Black Friday Ad 2011

Meijer Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

Amazon.com Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

Staples Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

More to follow...

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Gloria Cain Says Herman Cain "Totally Respects Women"

2011-11-14T07:53:00.005-05:00

From our "Oh, Really?" File...

Gloria Cain Says Herman Cain "Totally Respects Women".

According to our sources, in an interview to air Monday on Fox's "On the Record with Greta Van Susteren",Gloria Cain defends her husband from allegations of harassment by multiple women and says, according to the Washington Post, "...I'm thinking he would have to have a split personality to do the things that were said".

That could be true, Gloria, or he just might be like millions of other spouses that act completely different when they are away from their significant other.

This really isn't news, is it?

Never mind.

Image Source: Business Insider

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How Long Can A Woman Keep A Secret? 32 Minutes On Average

2011-11-14T07:31:00.004-05:00

From our "This post will give away our gender file": According to the Daily Mail UK, the average woman can only keep a secret for 32 minutes.

A study of 3,000 women by facial skincare brand Simple has revealed that the vast majority of women just can't keep juicy information to themselves, according to our roving freelance reporter, Captain Obvious. The most horrible statistic that came out of this study?
A full 13% of respondents said they "intentionally relayed gossip so that it would spread".

Imagine that.

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Evelyn Lauder, Co-Founder of Pink Ribbon For Cancer Awareness Passes Away

2011-11-13T17:56:00.003-05:00

Evelyn Lauder, Co-Founder of the Pink Ribbon For Breat Cancer Awareness (with SELF Magazine)has passed away at age 75.

"Lauder personally raised much of the $13.6 million that went to create the Evelyn H. Lauder Breast Center at the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center, which opened in October 1992 and focuses on the treatment and diagnosis of breast cancer. She helped raise an additional $5 million to create an endowment to be used to fund clinical research there"

We at Fileunderi are saddened by her loss.

Man Finds NYC Marathon Finish Line But Not His Car

2011-11-13T17:30:00.006-05:00

Charles Petraske, marathon runner, parked his car in a Manhattan garage on November 6th, and took a shuttle to run the New York City Marathon. He left his ticket for the parking garage on the dashboard of his car, and took only his car keys and a little cash with him.

Uh oh.

Charles finished the marathon and realized..."Dude, where's my car?"

Mr. Petraske eventually went to the police, who told him they couldn't look for his car until it was towed.

That could be problematic, it was in a parking garage.

So, Charles had his wife come get him. Once home, he racked his brain for anything that might remind him of the location of his car. He did this for two days.

Eventually he remembered the name of a company on a billboard near the parking garage and called them to get a location.

The moral of the story? Put the parking garage ticket in your pocket. Or have someone drive you to the marathon next time.

Inventor of Doritos Passes Away at 97

2011-09-27T05:57:00.006-04:00

Let's all have a moment of silence for Arch West, who passed away at the ripe old age of 97. So, who is Arch West?? Only the "inventor" of Doritos. I am very sad...but not as sad as I would be if the Frito Bandito had passed. Anyway, lets all get our fingers cheesy orange today in honor of old Arch.

Dockers Free Pants- Free Dockers Link

2010-02-08T08:15:00.005-05:00

If you are one of the millions who DIDN'T watch the Super Bowl, or the Super Bowl commercials, then you may just be hearing about the Dockers Free Pants offer. That's right...Free Dockers!

Yea!

Well, actually, you have to go to the special, super secret, Dockers website and register to WIN Dockers free pants.

Unfortunately, we never win anything, but maybe you are a little luckier (and they are giving away thousands). If so, enter to win the Dockers Free Pants by visiting THIS WEBSITE.

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Who Cares About The Super Bowl? It's Animal Planets Puppy Bowl That Really Matters

2010-02-07T17:41:00.004-05:00

Who gives a damn about the Super Bowl? We've seen the Colts and Saints play other teams all year...bring on Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl!!

"Today's installment features an all-kitten halftime show, not to mention bunny 'cheerleaders' and hamsters flying overhead in a miniature blimp."

Here is the link to Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl

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