FILTHY JOKES _l_

Chutado se haath dho baithogey!!

2008-06-14T07:51:00.000-07:00

Arz kiya hai.....

Arz kiya hai.....

Ke yun rail ki ptri par baithker haga na karo....

yun rail ki ptri par baithker haga na karo.......................

Rail ayegi.......tumhare chutad kaat jayegi.....

Rail ayegi....tumhare chutad kaat jayegi.......

Log haathon se chutad dhote hain,magar tum chutado se haath dho baithogey!!

HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKE WOMAN?

2008-03-30T07:20:00.001-07:00

NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
2 SILLY POINTS
2 FINE LEGS
AND A DEEP GULLY
LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH

lund 1 and lund 2 were watching a movie..

2008-03-30T07:17:00.000-07:00

lund 1: yaar movie xxx na ho...

lund 2: kyun???

lund 1: bhenchod nhin to saari ki saari movie fir khade hokar dekhini padegi....

If reliance will manufacture the condoms

2008-03-30T07:16:00.001-07:00

The slogan will be " karlo chudai chutki mein , mere papa ka sapna.......sabke land pe condom apna.

Advantages of breast milk

2008-03-30T07:11:00.000-07:00

1. no need to boil

2. cat cant steal it.

3. available in attractive containers,

4. popular in all age groups.

5.ek par ek free

WORLDS BEST BALCONY

2008-03-13T11:27:00.000-07:00

THIS FUNNY DOCTOR CAN CURE ?????

2008-03-13T11:19:00.000-07:00

SEAT BELT THAT CAN REDUCE ACCIDENTS

2008-03-12T17:03:00.000-07:00

BOYS WILL BE BOYS NO MATTER AGE

2008-03-12T16:54:00.000-07:00

ELEPHANT AND CAMEL FIGHTING

2008-01-31T04:31:00.000-08:00

An elephant asked a camel - y do u hav boobs on ur back??..?

the camel replied - dude thats fuckin gud question for a guy who has a penis on his face....

Mickey and mini mouse

2008-01-31T04:30:00.000-08:00

Once mickey enters the house and yells" im suin u for divorce"
minnie: "wat? r u fukin crazy?"
mickey:" no these days im fukin daisy" hahahahahahhahha

WIFE SAVING HUBBY JOB

2008-01-31T04:28:00.000-08:00

wife to husband: u were so drunk last nite u insulted ur boss
husband: piss on him!
wife: u did and he fired u
husband: fuck him!
wife: i did and u can work frm monday

Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook

2008-01-31T04:27:00.001-08:00

The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!"
The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!"
The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times."

What is the definition of innocence?

2008-01-31T04:25:00.000-08:00

A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea

2008-01-31T04:24:00.000-08:00

came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed?

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby???????????

2008-01-31T04:22:00.000-08:00

The CHICKEN is a result of a patiently sittinh HEN and a BABY is the result of an impatiently standing COCK.....

A dog a cat and a penis

2008-01-17T04:47:00.000-08:00

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

AUCTION OF DICKS AND CUNTS

2008-01-17T04:43:00.000-08:00

Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."

Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"

Wife : "Those they gave away."

Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."

Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"

Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

NO EXCUSES AT ANY COST

2008-01-17T04:37:00.000-08:00

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

Public grievance cell

2008-01-12T12:59:00.001-08:00

Message to all the terrorists

2008-01-12T12:57:00.001-08:00

Let him lick his own balls

2008-01-12T12:55:00.001-08:00

One should pay attention to whatever he does..

2008-01-12T12:53:00.001-08:00

That is definitely not my lipstick....

2008-01-12T12:49:00.001-08:00

COCK DIFFERENT MEANINGS

2008-01-11T08:16:00.000-08:00

the priest lost his cock(murga)
he asked in church does anyone has a cock?????
ALL THE MEN STOOD UP
he asked does anyone has seen a cock??
ALL WOMEN STOOD UP
he asked has anyone seen my cock??????
NUNS STOOD UP..