Finn's Blog

New Bird Shirts coming SOON!

2011-01-07T19:10:00.002-06:00

Very soon new shirts with birds often dressed up will be coming out soon to buy! So far includes: Englishman Perry the Parakeet, Mr.DoDo, and last but not least the Nerd Ostrich!

I will post more soon.... I gotta think up some awesome ideas :).

The Dark King: Chapter Four, The Dark King makes a deal

2010-06-21T15:17:00.003-05:00

His dark eyes flicked around the conference room, staring at the small-headed, slit-eyed people of the Llimac kingdom. These fools weren't fit to scoop dog dung!

Then the low voice of the leader of the Llimac kingdom said, "Run away citizen, you say?"

"Yes, fool, I just told you that."

"How much will you pay the Llimac kingdom for helping you catch him?"

"I'll pay you 10 grand," said the Dark King.

"Deal", said the Llimac leader.

"Fools!" thought the Dark King. "As soon as they find the boy I'll destroy them."

They all stood up and strode out. The Dark King strode into the army room.

"All Dark Knights get ready ready to kill some small heads!"

NEW WEBSITE COMING SOON!

2010-06-21T15:11:00.004-05:00

YIPPEE! Its finally almost here! The brand NEW website! I will announce when ready!

Cheers Finn.

The Dark King Chapter 3: Caught!

2010-06-07T09:03:00.003-05:00

Fisk ran outside to pick up a half eaten apple lying next to an old dead tree. He picked it up and stuffed it in his pocket. When he spotted a poster on the tree saying, "Kings castle over crowded! King tells all who take shelter in his castle to move into the town's crumbled houses!" Fisk gasped with horror. He would get caught!

He continued to read the message: "The King himself will overlook everyone moving in."

Before he could even run to hide, he heard horses galloping towards the town. He clasped his mouth to stop from screaming as he saw the Dark King come at lighting speed towards the town. He quickly spotted the destroyed light house and leaped behind it. He could hear dark raspy breaths everywhere. He quickly dashed behind a house near the town and the country.

The Dark King walked to the border and shouted at the guards, "Fools! Look at all your gaps, a troll could fit through them!" All the knights gathered around for their scolding. A knight on horseback stood next to the building where Fisk hid. Fisk took a large rock and lifted it into the air. He dropped it straight on the knight's head. The knight dropped to the ground without a sound.

Fisk jumped on the horse and gave him a slap on his behind to get him going. The Dark King's pure back eyes whipped towards him! "I thought i had killed all their souls five years ago! SEIZE HIM!" Fisk galloped away with Dark knights following right behind him.

The Dark King Chapter 2: 5 years later

2010-05-10T15:45:00.002-05:00

FIsk took a rotten apple and popped it in his mouth. Ever since the Dark King had arrived and took over the light kingdom he had had to sneak out of his house and collect litter on the streets to eat.

No one ever came in his house because the dark knights (now everybody but Fisk) lived in the castle. The town was a ghost town. Occasionally dark knights patrolled the town, but they thought ghosts of the dead lived in the houses so they never walked in. Even Fisk's dog had been found by the dark king himself and trained into a watchdog.

Now the sun was always dim and all the crops had died. He was in a way starved. He could never run to any other kingdom to live because he would get caught. The beautiful river had dried out and none of the animals could take the conditions. No other kingdoms helped because they were frightened by the Dark King and his sword who turned all into his servant.

The Dark King, Chapter 1: The Dark King Arrives

2010-05-09T19:11:00.006-05:00

He shoved the last horse into its stall just as the sun rose above the horizon.

"Good work Fisk," said the horse keeper as he tossed him a coin.

Fisk grinned and walked towards his shabby little stone house. It wasn't much, but he was lucky he could even afford a house. He hadn't even gone to school. He did small jobs around the kingdom for a living. The only companion he had was an old beagle. He needed so much money he worked his back out over night. He took a small food bowl, threw in a few leftovers and dropped it in front of the beagle. He went outside for a breath of fresh air and noticed something odd.

It was two in the morning and the sky was pure black with the moon hanging in the sky. Then over the hills he noticed a large black stallion galloping up the hills with a large man in pitch black armor sitting on top. The man wore a large black cape across his back and had pure black eyes. His stallion galloped up the hill while his rider waved a blood red flag in the air. He took a torch out of the black bag slung over his shoulder and struck it with a match. He thrust the torch at a nearby crop and it burst into flames. Everyone started screaming and running.

The dark rider withdrew a long dark sword and struck a pedestrian running by. Instead of instantly dying, the pedestrian's eyes turned pure black. The pedestrian shouted "Hail the mighty Dark King!" The dark rider withdrew a bow and arrow and started shooting at everyone he could reach. Before he knew it, helpless people everywhere were strutting around with pitch black eyes.

Fisk ran into his house and locked the door. He jumped through a trap door to his basement and quickly hid behind a broken-down wagon. Above he heard footsteps behind his door and the door came crashing down.

The dark man kicked over furniture searching for life that wasn't dark. He slashed the trap door open and leaped in. Fisk could almost hear the raspy breath of the dark man. Then the dark man said, "Ahh, there's nothin' here, I'll go search the castle and kill the king!"

Fisk gasped a breath and slumped down.

Owls Poem

2010-04-12T19:43:00.005-05:00

Owls are silent flyers

But their hoots are loud

My ear drums burst when they hoot away

Of their calls they are proud

Their feathers are long and sleek

They shine in the moonlight

Some are spotted and some are striped

They shimmer in the night

Their talons are long and deadly

Like daggers flying through the air

They silently pick up their prey

They are beyond compare

Barn Owls have a heart shaped face

Elf Owls are minuscule

Great Grays are huge

The Spotted Owl's eyes shimmer like a pool

Bird of the Sea: Chapter One: A New World

2010-04-05T19:07:00.007-05:00

His egg tooth started protruding from the egg shell. His eyes were sealed tight shut. He could hear the egg shell cracking around him. His head started popping through the top of the egg. He felt his puny body flop out on to the crevice ledge. He could hear other birds squawking around him.

While laying on the rocky ledge he felt one thought nag at his mind—food. He started peeping rapidly for food. He kept on peeping until he finally felt a large beak slip a small fish down his throat. He then felt a beak pick him up and plop him on a soft pile of twigs and leaves. He felt a beak running through his fluffy feathers preening him. He could feel the large beak plopping more fish down his throat.

The little puffin could then hear muffled voices start speaking up in his ear slits.

"We will name him Thoralf", said a sweet voice quickly.

Then a squeaky little voice spoke up, "Mummy, why is it naked?"

Many questions slammed into the new puffins brain, like what was a mummy? He didn't really even know what a "question" was. The noise of the world was almost too much too bear after being cooped up in an egg for a month.

Burrowing Owls

2010-02-25T18:21:00.004-06:00

The burrowing owls are know for their very long legs and for burrowing in the ground, while most owls live in trees. Unlike other owls the burrowing owls are awake during the day. They have bright yellow eyes, no ear tufts, a flattened facial disc, and white eyebrows. They range to southern and northern America. Before European colonization reached America / the new world, burrowing owls covered all of the new world. Due to deforestation in South America their numbers are decreasing. They are featured in a film called HOOT. There is also a burrowing owl named Digger in a book series called The Guardians of Ga'Hoole.

Eastern screech owls

2010-02-22T15:26:00.001-06:00

Eastern screech owls will usually grow to be 16 - 25 cm. They have ear tufts and yellow eyes. Screech owls will mainly feed on large insects. The screech owls endangered rate is on least concern. The screech owls have two color phases, the grey and red phases.

Snowy owls

2010-01-04T15:53:00.004-06:00

Large snowy owls breed on the arctic tundra where they will lay 3 to 11 eggs. The parents can be extremely territorial with their eggs and will defend the nest against all animals that pass by. When in the wild the snowy owls can live to 9 years. Unlike most owls the snowy owls are active both day and night! The snowy owl's main food is lemmings. Adults can eat 1,600 lemmings a year! The snowy owl makes a loud screeching noise. Snowy owl males get whiter than females. Females snowy owls are darker white with black spots. Elderly males can get completely white.

Tyto Alba (Barn Owl)

2009-12-06T15:55:00.006-06:00

Tyto alba owls are some of the most widely spread out in different countries. They are pale-faced, long-winged, short-tailed owls. When hunting it flies low over open ground. The common age of tyto albas is 4 years old. Usually they only breed once in a lifetime. Its predators are American opossums, raccoons, and other birds like hawks, eagles, other owls, and the biggest threat humans and cats. Owls do not poop, they spit out pellets.

Claiming Ceremony

2009-06-15T08:09:00.004-05:00

This summer I'm going to Camp Half Blood. You get claimed by a god then you go in a cabin for that god. When I went to the Alamo with my friend Henry to get claimed, there were donuts!!! After about ten minutes we went into the claiming room. Everyone sat down in one of the chairs and we watched two short videos. Afterwards the oracle came up and started calling people for Aphrodite. Soon it got to Dionysus, the god of wine. They called a couple of of names and near when all the Dionysus people were chosen they called me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Much later when they stopped doing the last one, Zeus, my friend henry thought he hadn't been chosen but they had pronounced his name wrong. He went up to ask what cabin he was in. HE GOT DIONYSUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trip to the PetStore

2009-06-14T16:17:00.002-05:00

On June 14 me and my dad went to the pet store to buy an air stone for my fish tank. When we got there I wanted to see the fish so we went over there. We saw Blood Parrots, Black Convicts, and Needlefish. Then my dad got the air stone, but he found something that you put under the rocks and makes bubbles.

We went over to the cats. There was one that wanted the air stick! When we were going there were cages with cats in them. I went over to one and I gave it a scratch it loved, but we had to leave and the cat gave me a sad look.

Cool Rocks

2009-05-17T12:42:00.004-05:00

Today I went bike riding and we passed by a house and we bought a green rock and a geod. when we went home Beck wanted a rock too so we went back and he bought a rock with purple in it.

The Blue warriors of sudrukasu : chapter 2

2009-01-19T09:19:00.003-06:00

Captain TurrentArm had been ordered by his king to make defense bigger because of the green warriors. They had previously been attacked four times all ready!

The Blue Warrior's body is made of a very strong steel called sarsas. Their chest is its living source. and the atmosphere made robot life. To do this the planet being made had something strange happen to it. A sun was created and meteors hit it to make a rocky surface, then another sun was created and meteors crashed into it to make it farther from the sun making the life.Ok so he is walking and he hears a strange prob noise and his king marka talking, he thought he heard the word " kill TurrentArm " but he doubted it because his king was a great king. he kept walking but the thought of the probe and the king kept coming back, so he went over to the kings castle and peered in the gold and blue room, there was a strange robot with a lable that said GREENPROB123 and his king who had his sword hand on, was saying something he couldnt make out. But he decided to leave because of the risk he was taking. " oh no the king must be planning something horrible". he shook the thought away and checked the gate turrents he took some melted sarsas and put it in the turrents bullet hole and did the same with the others after about 1 hour. He was so tired his eyes glow was fading so he went to sleep in his vine covered house, only to dream about the kings evil plans.

The Blue Warriors of Sudrukasu : Chapter 1

2009-01-18T19:05:00.005-06:00

On Sudrukasu the world used to have peace. But they all thought different thoughts, so they divided into four groups and they started a war. The gray and the red were too weak and only green and blue lived. The green turned cold-hearted. And this is where the story begins.

Bad Day for the CEO

2008-07-18T10:49:00.002-05:00

Chapter 2

He sent a Big Cheese for the Toons to fight but the Big Cheese exploded! He sent 4 cooperators, and they exploded. Then the CEO said, "If I can't have a job done right, I'll.... do it myself." And then he pulled out his golf club, swinged, and a ball hit a toon — "fore!!!!" but the Toons were squirting him with seltzer bottles!

More Chapter 2 coming soon . . .

Bad Day for the CEO

2008-07-11T12:49:00.000-05:00

Chapter 1

One day inside the country club the C.E.O. was telling his waiter cogs to set the tables because today was the bossbot cogs' feast; but then from inside the elevator he heard a creaking noise as if more cogs were coming, but he had all the cogs there. Suddenly there was another loud creeeeak and the elevator opened and and non-familiar cogs came out. Then he noticed they were waiters and he told them to serve the feast fast. They were giving out water fast, but what was bad was cogs were exploding! Then he said "Hey! these waiters are Toons in disguise!"

to be continued . . .

Sellbots

2008-07-08T15:00:00.002-05:00

a sellbot is a cog.

telemarketer
coldcaller
Mr. Hollywood
mingler
mover & shaker
gladhandler
namedropper

toon - up gags

2008-07-07T14:33:00.005-05:00

Toon-ups gags are helpful because they heal other toons in battle. If you're weak, ask for a toon-up.

tickling feather

lipstick

dancing

fairy dust

juggling cubes

slashing

trap gags

2008-07-07T09:43:00.003-05:00

Use trap to trap cogs.

banana peel 18 damage

rake 20 damage

marbles ? damage

trap door ? damage

quick sand ? damage

train ? damage

sound gags

2008-06-24T15:40:00.004-05:00

Sound is another gag. Sound effects all cogs.

bicycle horn = 7 damage

whistle = 9 damage

kazoo = 11 damage

elephant = 27 damage

foghorn = 50 damage

opera = 90 damage

Drop gags

2008-06-11T16:51:00.005-05:00

Drop gags are gags that fall on the cog you're fighting.

flowerpot 10 damage
money bag 18 damage
anvil 27 damage
safe 40 damage
piano 170 damage
fairy boat effects all cogs

Throw Gags

2008-06-07T17:34:00.008-05:00

In Toontown you use gags to defeat cogs. Cogs are business loving robots.

Here is a list of all the throw gags. You earn gags by getting experience points You earn experience points by fighting cogs.

cupcake 7 damage
half fruit pie 10 damage
half cream pie 18 damage
whole fruit pie 24 damage
whole cream pie 40 damage
cake 100 damage
big cake affects all cogs