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Preparation for Burden Run 2014

2014-01-20T03:07:00.002-08:00

Are you guys ready for the Burden Run? For those who are not prepared, let me tell you something. You are truly out of your mind if you are not trained for this. Ok here's why, on Sunday i tried to run with 13 Kg plates (I keep it in a bagpack and carry it like a sandbag) for 4km. Kenape 13kg? Cause we need to train harder than the actual. Here's my experience during the run.

1km = Lots of swearing "Oh beratnye" "kenape lah susah sangat" and other vulgar words which are inappropriate for me to share here.

2km- Approaching 2km, "This can be done" , "Come on!" , "You don't stop you keep moving"

3km & 4km - My body already used to it. Larian lebih tenang tanpa sebarang carutan atau muka masam. Its all in the mind babeh.

Below is my result running with 13kg plates.

So, Here's the plan. What do i learned from the trial yesterday?

1. Train hard. Yes, at least try lah satu atau dua kali.. Kalau terus je pegi event angkat sandbag takut ada yang pengsan tak biasa. For those bootcampers, this wouldn't be something new for you.

2. Use gloves. Yes, gunakanlah gloves. Training glove i mean. Bukan glove doctor pakai tu bang. itu lagi lah berpeluh tangan. Organizer does not allow you to use wrist wrap, but they never mention anything about gloves (i have read the T&C). Kenape? Kerana telapak tangan anda akan berpeluh lebih dari biasa. Eventhough you don't have a sweaty palms, holding a 10kg sandbag or 7.5kg for women will definitely makes u sweat.

3. Bring a towel with you. Ape kejadahnya nk lari bawak towel nie? Well when i run i dont sweat until it gets into my eye. I just dont.. But yesterday was a different scenario, peluh x henti masuk mata. Pedih dik non!

4. Drink enough water. Yeah, u read that right. Minum air secukupnya tapi jangan terlebih nanti kembung perut.

5. Power Gel. YES or NO? Yes for me. Why? It ain't running with a sandbag on your shoulder for 5.7km. Ye abang, 5.7km. Memey ramai2 kita menangis atas Bukit Cinta tuh. My advice is to consume the power gel right before u carry the sandbag. Or maybe at the 4th km.

6. Get enough rest. Bende paling basic before any event. If u train hard with no rest u will not be able to perform during the event. My advice is to have at least 24hr - 48hr rest before the event.

All the best to us!

P/S = Siapa tak nak bawak balik sandbag tu bagi aku. It will be useful for my group's training. Hehehe.

Below are the event details

Day/Date = Sunday, 26 Jan 2014

Venue = Sport Science Stadium, University Malaya

Start Time = 7.30 AM

Click here for full event details

Race Pack Collection

Day/Date = Saturday 25th January 2014

Time = 12 pm - 5 pm

Venue = Sport Science Stadium, University Malaya

Told ya it ain't easy.

47 Ronin Movie Review

2013-12-18T23:05:00.001-08:00

I got lucky yesterday. Few minutes after aku post trailer 47 Ronin dekat Facebook aku, my ex-colleague dkt Fly FM offered me his ticket sebab dia tak berkesempatan untuk tengok. Semalam the movie screening was by One FM and the movie is actually 3D! Rasenye since i left Media Prima Radio memang dah tak tengok screening nie.

Movie Poster : Source - theentertainmentwallpaper.com

Ok, now let's talk about the movie. What is it all about and is it worth it? Before that, untuk pengetahuan korang, filem nie mula2 dishoot dalam bahasa jepun and then shoot lagi sekali dalam bahasa Inggeris. Jadi most of the actors and actress sound a bit awkward kecuali Keanu Reeves. 47 Ronin was inspired by true events in Japan way back in 18th - Century. Ronin bermaksud Samurai yang tidak bertuan. How did it all come to this? The story is about a half-breed or kita dekat Malaysia panggil "mix" iaitu Keanu Reeves yang memegang watak Kai. Kai nie budak lelaki misteri yang melarikan diri jauh ke dalam hutan dan dijumpai oleh Oishi (Hiroyaki Sanada) dan Lord Asano dan sejak dari hari itu Kai dibesarkan oleh mereka namun sentiasa dipandang rendah kerana dia bukanlah seorang samurai dan apetah lagi dia bukan berbangsa jepun asli. Antara konflik yang berlaku dalam filem ini adalah bila Lord Asano cuba untuk membunuh Lord Kira yang dijemput hadir ke tempatnya untuk pertandingan beradu tenaga di antara 2 samurai dari dua daerah yang berbeza ini. Disebabkan peristiwa ini, Lord Asano dijatuhkan hukuman mati oleh Shogun dan Samurai-Samurai yang berkhidmat untuknya kini hidup dalam buangan (hidup sebagai Ronin) dan tidak dibenarkan untuk menuntut bela. Setahun berlalu, Puteri Lord Asano iaitu Mika dijadualkan untuk berkahwin dengan Lord Kira, namun perkahwinan mereka bakal digagalkan oleh 47 Ronin yang kembali untuk menuntut bela di atas kematian Lord Asano. Filem ini menggunakan banyak efek-efek khas namun ianya lebih untuk mereka yang sabar untuk mengikuti jalan cerita yang agak slow. Selain itu, filem ini juga menceritakan kepercayaan dan amalan mistik dan black magic yang digunakan demi mengekalkan kuasa selain percintaan yang terhalang di antara Kai dan Mika. Personally, my rating is 6.5 out of 10. Enjoy the movie!

47 Ronin Official Trailer by Universal Studios

Bungee Jump at Sunway Lagoon

2013-12-17T22:12:00.002-08:00

Korang pernah try Bungee Jump? Some of us kebanyakannya dah try dekat luar negara. Tapi lagi ramai yang tak tahu dekat Malaysia pon ada. Aku pon baru je tahu. Khamis lepas tanggal 12 Dec 2013, aku berpeluang cuba Bungee Jump utk pertama kalinya. Ok here goes, Bungee Jump nie located dekat Sunway Lagoon (sebelah Sunway Pyramid), mesti korang tahu kan? So here's how you do this. Tiket masuk Theme Park RM 90 (MyKad Promotion) and harga Bungee Jump RM75 (sekali jump). So in total RM165 korang kene sediakan. Before korang jump, of courselah kene bayar RM75 dulu kan? Kaunter dia located berdekatan track Go-Kart. Selepas bayar, korang kene isi form (macam biasalah if anything were to happened to you, korang dah faham and signed) and lepas tu timbang berat. That day berat aku 69kg (aku tahu mcm berat gila) but time tu aku dengan beg sekali timbang. Seingat aku berat minimum 45kg. Not too sure about this. Better korang check sendiri. After that, korang kene naik ke atas jambatan gantung tu utk jump. Before jump, the instructor akan pasang Harness and korang boleh request utk jump masuk air sikit. Hehehe. Barulah berbaloi. Enjoy the pictures and video below!

Before Jump kene sign form dulu

Cerificate of Insanity. Are you one?

Thinking, ok now i'm a bit scared

Trying hard to look cool now. Hahaha

And they will leave u hanging for a while, well the boat will rescue you.

More info on the Operating Hours and Rates here http://www.sunwaylagoon.com/rates.asp

Rip Curl Pro Terengganu 2012 Video by Konmei Media

2012-12-09T21:44:00.002-08:00

Finally! The time that we've been waiting for. All this while, Konmei Motorsports actively involved in motorsports events. The team have grow and now we have a new division, the Media. This division would covers event ranging from motorsports, sports, concerts, product launch and many more. The 1st event covered by Konmei Media is Rip Curl Pro Terengganu 2012 at Pantai Batu Burok. Enjoy the video! :)

Event's Highlight - Terengganu Rip Curl Pro 2012

2012-12-04T13:30:00.001-08:00

photo courtesy of Danial room8five.com

Hi everyone! its been a while. Yes it is. Anyway, here's the Terengganu Rip Curl Pro 2012 event's highlight. All the things you need to know. About Rip Curl Pro - formerly known as the Bells Beach Surf Classic, Rip Curl Pro is an ASP World Tour surfing competition held in and around Torquay, Victoria. The event is based at Bells Beach, Victoria, Australia. The event was the longest running surfing competition and the only ASC/ISC Tour event featuring top international surfers.

Terengganu Rip Curl Pro 2012 - First ever 6-star Asian Surfing Championship competition in Malaysia. The event, which being sanctioned by ASC (Asian Surfing Championship), will become part of the ASC platform for Malaysian surfers to compete in against other Asian Surfers in events around the region. The divisions and entry fees for the event is as per below :

1. Men's Open RM50.00

2. Women's Open RM50.00

3. Master's Open RM50.00

4. Body-board open RM50.00

5. Longboard open RM50.00

Note : All entry fees are donated to local Terengganu Welfare Home.

The total prize purse of RM36,700 cash, trophies and prizes from Rip Curl.

Contest Venue -Batu Burok Beach or Pantai batu Burok is one of the popular stretch of beach in Kuala Terengganu where locals go to during weekends and in the evening. It is located just 1km away from the city of Kuala Terengganu and is in front of Primula Beach REsort, a 4-star hotel. The cultural centre is also located here and traditional games, stage performances are on display every Friday from 5.00pm - 6.30pm.

The performance that you can see include the pencak silat - a form of Malay martial art, kite flying, sepak raga and top spinning. From November to March each year, Batu Burok Beach receive tremendous amount of waves during the monsoon season which makes this beach suitable for the surfing contest.

Venue : Batu Burok Beach, Kuala Terengganu (Malaysia)

Date : 30th November - 2nd December 2012

Contest Time : 8.00am - 6.30pm

Note : All the info above taken from the Media Guidebook given to us during registration by Rip Curl Malaysia. :)

Going to the beach

Woman's division

Rip Curl Malaysia Surfer Brenda Ng in action. Photo credit to buahmulut.com

Catch the big wave! - Photo credit to buahmulut.com

Getting the right wave is important!

Activities for crowd

The Bloggers! :)

Rip Curl Pro Terengganu 2012 Contest Results:

ASC Men’s Open Division

1. Made Darmayasa (IDN)

2. Garut Widiarta (IDN)

3. Andre Julian (IDN)

4. Sandi Selamat (IDN)

ASC Longboard Division

1. Arip Nurhidayat (IDN)

2. Tipi Jabrik (IDN)

3. Decha Sithidej (THA)

4. Khairil Doje (MLY)

ASC Women’s Division

1. Jesse Hong (TWN)

2. Yasnyiar Gea (IDN)

3. Diah Rahayu (IDN)

4. Salini Rengganis (IDN)

ASC Master’s Division

1. Tipi Jabrik (IDN)

2. James Hendy (ENG)

3. Decha Sithidej (THA)

4. Yasuo Hirana (JPN)

Bodyboard Division

1. Ibrahim Shiman (MDV)

2. Syed El Hussain Syed Atikullah (MLY)

3. Ali Javeed (MDV)

4. Hatta Affendi (MLY)

You have enemies? Good...

2012-11-25T09:47:00.001-08:00

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Sir Winston Churchill.

A quote from Sir Winston Churchill that makes me wonder. Do i really have one? Do we really have one? Or maybe more than one? Maybe more than we could ever imagine? Growing up was never easy. The older we become, the lesser people we trust. This is the ugly truth that we all faced. Quitting my job and entering the business world makes me realise that yeah enemies, haters or whatever that you call them exist.

If you don't do, they'll talk about it. If you do, they'll talk about it too. Just do it. Do whatever that makes you happy (As long as it is not something illegal and sinful). Cheers ~

I am an entrepreneur

2012-11-24T13:02:00.000-08:00

Blogging.. Its like smoking for some people. You never quit. You just stop.. for how long? Depends... It takes perseverence. And here i go again.. Blogging. I guess quitting my job at Hot FM after 2 and half years is a move that allows me to have a flexible hours to do more stuff. Be it organizing a Motorsport Event or meeting clients/companies to invest in Unit Trust.

How to detect a stalker

2010-09-20T10:26:00.000-07:00

Yeahhh my dearest readers.. u read the title right.. I am pretty sure that there are no spelling error or i purposely put the title but in fact i am writing a different story. Most of the people complaints about having a stalker in their life. Well, for my case, you can always choose to ignore, avoid or stay out of it.

For those who knows me well, i love movies. Because in movies (intel movies not war) they actually teaches you how to use your critical thinking. So, let me tell you.... How do i detect a genuine stalker? Be it your mum, grandma, drunk dad, psycho ex-bf, mentally ill ex-gf or even ur boss!! haha.. kidding.. But seriously, HOW?

The points below are mostly applicable for an online social networking sites (Facebook, Twitter Myspace, Friendster, Tagged and etc).

How to detect a stalker 101 by Ariff Syafik Bin Zulkifli

1. The mind of a stalker always think that they are the best and they are a perfect human being. They deserve to know everything. Yes EVERYTHING!!! Because of this, they tend to choose a profile picture which is similiar to their face, facial expression, hair colour and etc.

2. They will use a sexy and attractive (not nude) profile picture.

3. Their first status update would be this "Hi i'm XXXXXX and i'm new here".

4. There are no tagged photos of them. (They don't even exist, how do they have a tagged photos of them? Unless we create a new stalker social networking site) Hahahaha...

5. They will only say 'Thank you' or 'Nice to meet you too' to the idiots who actually approved their friend request.

6. They will start to add all your close friends.

7. They rarely update their profile pictures and status.

8. Whenever they update a status on their Facebook, and all those pervert guys start to comment, you will notice that none of them (The perverts) knows her.

And yes there are hell lots more for me to share. But i guess with this little info will helps you to remove all the stalkers right away. I mean NOW!!!

P/S = Take a look at few funny photos below. :p

Nasihat Imam Al-Ghazali

2010-09-20T09:34:00.000-07:00

Gambar di atas hanya sekadar hiasan semata2

Assalamualaikum w.b.t dear readers. Lately, aku byk spend mase terluang membace articles baik secare on9 atau off9 (Buku2 dan Suratkhabar). Kadangkala, duduk bertapa sorg2 dalam bilik nie ada baiknya. Jgn ade yg jadi mereng atau bunuh diri sudahhhh.. hahahaha...

Anyway, aku teringatkan nasihat aku kepada peserta2 Kem Motivasi ketika aku bertugas sebagai Camp Consultant dan juga Fasilitator.. Yes aku pernah keje dalam hutan (Kem Motivasi) selama 3 bulan. Banyak yg aku belajar dalam tempoh yg singkat itu.. Aku tau korg mesti nk gelak tapi aku mmg terkenal dlm sifat suka mencuba kerje yg langsung x berkait dgn ape aku belajar waktu kolej.

Apepon, hari nie aku nk kongsi dgn korg Nasihat, Pesan atau boleh juga dikatakan soalan Imam Al- Ghazali kepada anak2 muridnya.

*Sumber diambil dari Internet dan diubahsuai bahasanya untuk memastikan pembaca yg kurang islamic terus membace (Bukan kau, kawan kau tu).. hahahaha..

Soalan pertama dari Imam Al-Ghazali, "Apa yang paling dekat dengan diri kita di dunia ini?".

Murid-muridnya ada yang menjawab orang tua, keluarga, guru, teman dan kerabatnya.

Imam Al-Ghazali menjelaskan semua jawapan itu benar. Tetapi yang paling dekat dengan kita adalah "MATI".

"Tiap-tiap yang bernyawa akan merasai mati, dan bahawasanya pada hari kiamat sahajalah akan disempurnakan balasan kamu. Ketika itu sesiapa yang dijauhkan dari neraka dan dimasukkan ke syurga maka sesungguhnya ia telah berjaya. Dan (ingatlah bahawa) kehidupan di dunia ini (meliputi segala kemewahannya dan pangkat kebesarannya) tidak lain hanyalah kesenangan bagi orang-orang yang terpedaya."
( Surah Ali Imran 185 )

Lalu Imam Ghazali meneruskan pertanyaan yang kedua. " Apa yang paling jauh dari diri kita di dunia ini?"

Murid-muridnya ada yang menjawab , bulan, matahari dan bintang-bintang. Lalu
Imam Al-Ghazali menjelaskan bahawa semua jawapan yang mereka berikan adalah benar. Tapi yang paling benar adalah "MASA LALU".

apapun kenderaan kita, tetap kita tidak mungkin dapat kembali ke masa lalu (korang jgn terpengaruh dengan cerita Back to the Future pulak). Oleh sebab itu kita harus menjaga hari ini dan hari-hari yang akan datang dengan perbuatan yang sesuai dengan ajaran Agama.

Lalu Imam Al-Ghazali meneruskan dengan pertanyaan yang ketiga. "Apa yang paling besar di dunia ini?"

Murid-muridnya ada yang menjawab gunung, bumi dan matahari.

Semua jawapan itu benar kata Imam Ghazali. Tapi yang paling besar dari yang ada di dunia ini adalah "NAFSU".

"Dan sesungguhnya Kami jadikan untuk neraka jahanam banyak dari jin dan manusia yang mempunyai hati (tetapi) tidak mahu memahami dengannya (ayat-ayat Allah), dan yang mempunyai mata (tetapi) tidak mahu melihat dengannya (bukti keesaan Allah) dan yang mempunyai telinga (tetapi) tidak mahu mendengar dengannya (ajaran dan nasihat); mereka itu seperti binatang ternak, bahkan mereka lebih sesat lagi; mereka itulah orang-orang yang lalai." ( Surah Al A'araaf 179 )

Pertanyaan keempat adalah, " Apa yang paling berat di dunia ini?"

Ada yang menjawab baja, besi dan gajah.

kata Imam Al-Ghazali, tapi yang paling berat adalah "memegang amanah".

Sesungguhnya Kami telah kemukakan tanggungjawab amanah (Kami) kepada langit dan bumi serta gunung-ganang (untuk memikulnya), maka mereka enggan memikulnya dan bimbang tidak dapat menyempurnakannya (kerana tidak ada pada mereka persediaan untuk memikulnya); dan (pada ketika itu) manusia (dengan persediaan yang ada padanya) sanggup memikulnya. (Ingatlah) sesungguhnya tabiat kebanyakan manusia adalah suka melakukan kezaliman dan suka pula membuat perkara-perkara yang tidak patut dikerjakan.
( Surah Al Ahzaab 72 )

Pertanyaan yang kelima adalah, " Apa yang paling ringan di dunia ini?".

Ada yang menjawab kapas, angin, debu dan daun-daunan.

kata Imam Al-Ghazali, tapi yang paling ringan di dunia ini adalah "meninggalkan solat". Gara-gara pekerjaan, kita tinggalkan solat, gara-gara meeting kita tinggalkan solat. Gara2 DOTA, WOW, COD4, Movie, Konsert kita meninggalkan solat (Amek kau kene batang hidung aku sendiri jugak).

Lantas pertanyaan ke enam adalah, " Apakah yang paling tajam di dunia ini?".

Murid-muridnya menjawab dengan serentak, pedang...

Imam Al-Ghazali, tapi yang paling tajam adalah "lidah manusia".

Kerana melalui lidah, manusia dengan begitu mudah menyakiti hati dan melukai perasaan saudaranya sendiri.

Yang baik datang dari ALLAH S.W.T dan yang lemah lagi buruk datang dari kelemahan dan kealpaan saya sendiri (TIbe2 bahase dari aku bertukar menjadi saye)... Anyway, aku harap korang dpt kongsi cerita ini agar dijadikan iktibar. Sambil2 lepak mamak tu selit2 la bab2 islamic sket.. Renung2kan dan Selamat Beramal. :)

IBM tracks your Facebook Update!

2010-09-16T18:35:00.001-07:00

Good Morning everyone. Today, i would like to introduce you the benefit of technology. What if you employer can trace your facebook update without you even 'like' the Facebook group? Does it sounds impossible?

NO! It is not impossible anymore! A good friend of mine just found out that IBM (International Business Machine) facebook group would actually detect the word 'IBM' in everyone FB update. I mean EVERYONE!!! Yes including YOU!

Don't laugh first.. I have proof. See it yourself!!

On 17th September 2010 i update my status using the word IBM

A minute after that, i check the IBM facebook group. Eventually my status update is there at their wall... and i don't even 'Like' the group.

This is totally a breach of privacy!!!! But anyway, i'm an ex IBMer.. Doesnt bother me much..

P/S = Click the images for a better view.

Break up letter.. (Please.. English is important)

2010-09-08T11:24:00.000-07:00

Haa.. kan aku dah bgtau.. English itu penting.. Make sure korg xde awek sengal macam nie wehhh....

How to make your cheapskate friend spend? :p

2010-09-08T11:17:00.000-07:00

Selamat pagi.. yeah aku buat pertama kalinya mengupdate blog di MCD Bulatan Pahang. Nie gara2 sie hilmi dgn Yan la ajak lepak.. Esok aku kerje la shial!!

Anyway, korang ade tak kawan yg kedekut? Bakhil? Saving? Bajet? Mesti tak best kan? Tapi.... korang jangan risau.. aku jumpe article dlm Yahoo yg membuka rahsia mcm mane nk buat dorg nie berbelanje.. Yeahh.. aku tau.. korg mesti dah terpikir nk racun dorg beli barang2 yg korg jual.. Enjoyyyy..

*Sumber diambil dari Yahoo News

Demand is rising for kitchen and bath gadgets that squeeze out that last blob of toothpaste and help get the suds out of tiny slivers of soap.

NEW YORK: How do you get penny pinchers to spend these days? Pitch products that promise to save them money.

Demand is rising for kitchen and bath gadgets that squeeze out that last blob of toothpaste and help get the suds out of tiny slivers of soap.

Marketers of these gizmos tout how the pennies they save by reducing waste can add up. Retailers are stocking up.

During the Great Recession, penny pinchers got even cheaper, while showing the newly frugal how it's done.

Cheapskate gadgets may be a sign of the times, but they're also a sign of how product makers and retailers are trying to get people back in the spending habit.

Big companies like Wal-Mart Stores Inc. and The Container Store and a longtime TV pitchman are stocking up on items claiming to help people save a dollar, such as:

— Caps that keep the fizz in opened soda cans.

— Digital day counters: Gizmos that count the days and hours food has been in the refrigerator, to help keep track of when that milk might be in danger of going bad.

— New, stylish versions of pants extenders that let people wear their clothes even when they gain or lose weight.

A.J. Khubani, the man behind gadgets such as the PedEgg foot scraper, is making cheapskate gimmicks a priority at his company Telebrands, one of the nation's top direct-response TV marketing companies.

More than half of Telebrands' gadgets, sold online and at 90,000 stores, are now focused on helping shoppers be cheap. Khubani, who has been traveling around the country to meet inventors, is speeding up the number of new products he's launching to every 30 days from every 60 days.

"The mood of the country has changed," said Khubani. "We've had tremendous opportunity with this recession."

Since 2007, Telebrands' revenue has doubled to several hundred million dollars, he said.

Retailers, encouraged by rising sales and scrambling to find new ways to pump up anemic sales, expect these products will have staying power as Americans try to save more and waste less.

An open question is whether the truly frugal are too cheap to buy the gadgets that can cost up to $20. Who needs a soap saver when an old washcloth or a pair of pantyhose will do?

"Surely, people who lived through the Great Depression found ways to use up all their soap without needing a soap saver," said Lynnae McCoy, who runs the blog beingfrugal.net. "Are these products convenient? Some of them, yes. But are they necessary? No. And in some cases, they're probably a complete waste of money."

Still, stores see a burgeoning market.

Mona Williams, a buyer at The Container Store, said revenue is up more than 10 percent for cheapskate accessories since the recession began.

The chain doubled the number of these gadgets it stocks. These products,which include Jokari's "Pump & Pour," a hinged cap that keeps canned drinks from going flat, will continue to be best sellers, she says.

Consumers are still spending less and saving more.

The scars of the Great Recession have lingered. One area that has grown since the recession is the personal saving rate.

While it slowed to 5.9 percent of after-tax income in July, it is still nearly three times higher than it was before the big downturn.

Inis Lovely, 47, who used to not think about saving every last scrap of food or lotion, says she and her husband have focused on using up what they buy since she lost her job in 2007.

Even though she's been back to work for a year and her husband's contracting business is rebounding, saving is still a top priority.

But she's not sold on the cheapskate accessories; she's crocheted her own soap savers for well under $1 apiece.

"I would only buy it if it paid for itself," sniffed Lovely. - AP

Pantun2 Raya mengikut negeri di Semenanjung Malaysia

2010-09-08T00:19:00.000-07:00

Kelantan

Make ikke cicoh budu

Jange lupo tamboh satar

Kelik rayo taksir laju

Nanti rayo dale sepita

Terengganu

Makang ubi jamang jepong

Makang kepok cicah cuke

Bulang pose mung bengong

Bulang raye mung gile

Pahang

Sepadan Pahang ada kasino

Nasi dagang ikan patin

Jange mu masam muko

Raya makan rendang sardin

Johor

Cegitu cegini awak suke

Awak suke kite tak suke

Esok luse hari raye

Sama-sama bersuke rie

Melaka

Hawau kau berak merate

Kaki bengkak ulau patok

Kalu balik naik kerete

Jangan pandu kalau ngantok

Negeri Sembilan

Masak lomak cili api

Campo dongan daun turi

Hari rayo kolumpo sopi

Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri

(org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)

Selangor/K.Lumpur

Wa cakap lu wa tak tau

Tapi wa tipu sama lu

Raya jangan buat tak tau

Angpau ada bagi gua dulu

Perak

Gulei tempoyak ikan mayong

Deroyan busok tebok tupei

Pandu hemat ingat kampong

Ase(Asal) teman selamat sampei

Kedah

Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq

Lapaq perut makan pau

Macam mana tak ketaq

Kena paksa bagi angpau

Penang

Nasi kandaq kedai mamak

Anak mami juai pesemboq

Lepaih raya jgn dok triak

Kalu ceti mai kot dapoq

Perlis

Padang besaq kecik aja

Tempat siam lalu lalang

Hari raya kita berbelanja

Jangan sampai menambah utang

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI

MAAF ZAHIR & BATIN

Malay driver

2010-09-07T14:55:00.000-07:00

Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tiba-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari boss nya....

Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again. (Maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Kata pemandu tersebut:

Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager money, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste.(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:

Boss : Why didn't you come to work?

Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind. (maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)

P/S = This is only a joke. I am not saying that the malays english is poor. But, with a poor english will helps you to become a 'great' employee like the driver above.. hahaha..

Men are selfish

2010-09-06T12:23:00.000-07:00

Men are selfish. Yes they are, yes we are. Now i know you girls must be nodding your head agreeing to this but most of the men would deny this. Yes, the fact is, the selfishness that the men have is the quality that makes him a leader.

That is the feedback that i get from a girl who said that this is the criteria that makes men a great leader. It makes me wonder and after a while i do agree to this fact. They (men) are hardly influenced by the surrounding that would jeopardize his leadership. He knows what he want to and he will work on it no matter what people say about him or try to stop him. Sounds like you huh?
Hahahahaha..

Anyway, i want to share with you the joke below that clearly shows men are selfish and they always assume without even asking. Enjoyyyyy!!~

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Sudahkah anda menjelaskan Zakat Fitrah?

2010-09-01T10:46:00.000-07:00

"Dan (ingatlah wahai Muhammad), Ketika Kami mengikat perjanjian setia dengan Bani Israil (dengan berfirman): Janganlah kamu menyembah melainkan ALLAH, dan berbuat baiklah kepada kedua ibu-bapa, dan kaum kerabat dan anak-anak yatim, serta orang miskin; dan katakanlah kepada sesama manusia perkataan-perkataan yang baik; dan dirikanlah sembahyang serta berilah zakat. Kemudian kamu berpaling membelakangkan (perjanjian setia kamu itu) kecuali sebahagian kecil daripada kamu dan sememangnya kamu orang yang tidak menghiraukan perjanjian setianya." Surah Al-Baqarah (ayat 83)

"Ambillah (sebahagian) dari harta mereka menjadi sedekah, supaya dengannya engkau membersihkan mereka (dari dosa) dan mensucikan mereka (dari akhlak yang buruk), dan doakanlah untuk mereka, kerana sesungguhnya doamu itu menjadi ketenteraman bagi mereka, dan (ingatlah) Allah Maha Mendengar Lagi Maha Mengetahui." - Surah At-Taubah (ayat 103)

"Dan dirikanlah kamu akan sembahyang serta keluarkanlah zakat dan taatlah kepada Rasul supaya kamu beroleh rahmat". Surah An-Nur (ayat 56)

Bismillahhirrahmaanirrahim.
Assalamualaikum w.b.t dan Salam sejahtera dear readers. Post kali ini, ingin ku berbicara tentang zakat fitrah.. Sudahkah anda menjelaskannya? Perlukah anda menjelaskannya? Siapa yg patut menjelaskannya? haaa... jawab jangan tak jawab..

Baiklah.. before we get started, perlulah kita tahu apakah cerita di sebalik zakat fitrah.. Takkan korang beli sesuatu tanpa kita tahu mengapa harus kita bayarnya?Tak boleh free ke? Tak masuk dek akal langsung.

Ambillah masa selama 10-15min untuk memahami kepentingan berzakat. Tak lame pon. Ilmu untuk dikongsi bersama.. Boleh share dengan awek/mamat hensem sebelah korg tu.. takpon dlm facebook.. Click ler Link share dengan logo F (facebook ler ape lagi) dkt bawah post nie.. SELAMAT MEMBACA dan BERZAKAT! :)

*Sumber2 diambil dari laman web Lembaga Zakat Selangor (MAIS)

Pengertian Zakat

DARI SEGI BAHASA

Zakat dari segi bahasa bererti "BERSIH", "SUCI", "SUBUR", "BERKAT" dan "BERKEMBANG"

Pengertian "BERSIH" dan "SUCI" dalam istilah zakat ialah membersihkan harta dan membersihkan diri orang kaya daripada bersifat kedekut dan bakhil. Dalam erti yang lain ialah membersihkan diri daripada sifat dengki dan dendam terhadap orang kaya.

DARI SEGI SYARAK

Zakat dari segi syarak pula ialah mengeluarkan sebahagian harta tertentu diberikan kepada asnaf-asnaf yang berhak menerimanya setelah memenuhi syarat-syarat yang ditetapkan oleh syarak

HIKMAH DISYARIATKAN ZAKAT

Zakat adalah salah satu daripada 5 rukun Islam. Antara hikmah dan tujuan ALLAH SWT mensyariatkan zakat ialah:

1. Mengagihkan sebahagian kecil kekayaan daripada golongan yang berada kepada golongan yang kurang berada.

2. Membersihkan diri pembayar zakat.

3. Membersihkan dan menyuburkan harta pembayar zakat.

4. Mewujudkan sifat bersyukur terhadap nikmat yang dikurniakan oleh ALLAH SWT di kalangan golongan yang berada.

5. Mengurangkan perasaan irihati di kalangan yang kurang bernasib baik.

6. Mewujudkan perhubungan antara hamba dengan ALLAH SWT di samping perhubungan antara manusia dengan manusia.

7. Mewujudkan kesatuan di kalangan masyarakat Islam dalam urusan ekonomi dan kewangan.

8. Memberi masyarakat satu cara mengurus ekonomi dan kewangan yang diredhai oleh ALLAH SWT.

9. Melahirkan rasa tenang dan tenteram dalam hati dan jiwa pembayar zakat.

Siapa yang wajib membayar zakat?

Setiap individu yang ingin membayar zakat harus di ambil kira syarat wajib zakat yang perlu difahami dan dipenuhi sebelum membuat taksiran. Syarat-syarat tersebut ialah:

1. ISLAM
Zakat hanya dikenakan kepada orang-orang Islam sahaja.

2. MERDEKA
Syarat ini tetap dikekalkan sebagai salah satu syarat wajib.

3. SEMPURNA MILIK
Harta yang hendak dizakat hendaklah dimiliki dan dikawal sepenuhnya oleh orang Islam yang merdeka. Bagi harta yang berkongsi antara orang Islam dengan orang bukan Islam, hanya bahagian orang Islam sahaja yang diambil kira di dalam pengiraan zakat.

4. HASIL USAHA YANG BAIK SEBAGAI SUMBER ZAKAT
Para Fuqaha' merangkumi semua pendapatan dan penggajian sebagai "Mal Mustafad" iaitu perolehan baru yang termasuk dalam taksiran sumber harta yang dikenakan zakat.

5. CUKUP NISAB
Nisab adalah paras minimum yang menentukan sesuatu harta itu wajib dikeluarkan atau tidak. Nisab menggunakan nilai emas harga semasa iaitu 20 misqal emas bersamaan 85 gram emas atau 196 gram perak.

6. CUKUP HAUL
Bermaksud genap setahun iaitu selama 354 hari mengikut tahun Hijrah atau 365 hari mengikut tahun Masihi. Dalam zakat pendapatan, jangkamasa setahun merupakan jangkamasa mempersatukan hasil-hasil pendapatan untuk pengiraan zakat pendapatan.

Apakah harta yang wajib anda zakatkan?
Ada 2 jenis zakat iaitu:

1. Zakat Fitrah

Zakat Fitrah ialah zakat diri yang difardhukan ke atas setiap individu lelaki dan perempuan muslim yang berkemampuan dengan syarat-syarat yang ditetapkan.

2. Zakat Harta
Jenis-jenis harta yang dikenakan zakat adalah seperti berikut:

a) Zakat Emas dan Perak
b) Zakat Perniagaan
c) Zakat Binatang Ternakan
d) Zakat Pertanian
e) Zakat Wang
f) Zakat Ma'adin, Kunuz dan Rikaz *
g) Zakat Saham
h) Zakat Pendapatan

Ma'adin
Ialah segala galian yang diperolehi dari perut bumi sama ada beku atau cair di darat atau di laut.

Kunuz
Ialah harta yang tersimpan di dalam bumi (harta karun).

Rikaz
Ialah harta benda yang tersimpan di dalam bumi dan terdapat tanda-tanda yang menunjukkan ia tersimpan sebelum kedatangan Islam. (Jumhur ulama mengatakan semua jenis simpanan jahiliah)

Asnaf Zakat

Sesungguhnya zakat-zakat itu, hanyalah untuk orang-orang fakir, orang-orang miskin, pengurus-pengurus zakat, para muallaf yang dipujuk hatinya, untuk (memerdekakan) budak, orang-orang yang berhutang, untuk jalan Allah dan orang-orang yang sedang dalam perjalanan, sebagai sesuatu ketetapan yang diwajibkan Allah; dan Allah Maha Mengetahui lagi Maha Bijaksana"

Habis tu, sape yang layak terime zakat nie? makcik? pakcik? sedare? jiran? jawapannya di bawah.. 8 golongan yang layak menerima zakat.

1. ASNAF FAKIR
Fakir ialah orang Islam yang tidak mempunyai harta hasil usaha (pekerjaan) yang halal dan layak dengannya untuk memenuhi keperluan dirinya dan tanggungannya termasuklah makanan, pakaian, tempat tinggal dan keperluan-keperluan lain.

2. ASNAF MISKIN
Miskin ialah orang Islam yang mempunyai harta dan hasil usaha (pekerjaan) yang halal dan layak dengannya tetapi masih tidak mencukupi untuk menanggung keperluan dirinya dan tanggungannya.

3. ASNAF AMIL
Orang yang dilantik / ditauliahkan oleh Sultan atau Naibnya untuk penyelenggaraan hal-hal zakat.

4. ASNAF MUALLAF
Orang yang baru memeluk Islam iaitu "orang yang dijinakkan hatinya" dengan diberi bantuan supaya mereka teguh mencintai Islam.

5. ASNAF RIQAB
Iaitu hamba mukatab yang ingin memerdekakan dirinya.

6. ASNAF GHARIMIN
Orang Islam yang berhutang untuk memenuhi keperluan asasi bagi permasalahan diri atau keluarga tanggungannya atau orang yang berhutang untuk menyelesaikan masalah masyarakat dan memerlukan:
Orang yang berhutang itu tidak mampu menjelaskan hutangnya.
Hutang itu hendaklah dalam perkara taat yang diharuskan syarak.
Hutang telah sampai tempoh untuk dijelaskan.

7. ASNAF FISABILILLAH
Fisabililah ialah tiap-tiap perbuatan / perkara yang menjurus kepada keperluan dan masalah untuk menegakkan syiar Islam.

8. ASNAF IBNI SABIL
Orang Islam yang kehabisan perbelanjaan dalam perjalanan atau orang yang hendak memulakan perjalanan sedangkan ia tidak mempunyai belanja dengan syarat:
Ia mengembara dari negeri tempat tinggalnya. Pengembaraan diharuskan oleh syarak.

Dua gambar di bawah menunjukkan jika anda membayar zakat di WPKL, inilah resit zakat yang bakal anda terima. Renung2kan dan selamat beramal! :)

A woman should...

2010-08-30T20:06:00.000-07:00

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ......

something perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a youth she's content to leave behind....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age.....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ......

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ......

one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a feeling of control over her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to fall in love without losing herself..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW....

how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend without;
ruining the friendship....

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW....

when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that she can't change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that her childhood may not have been perfect...but it's over....

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW. .

whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table..
or a charming Inn in the woods...
when her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

What she can and can't accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...

AND REMEMBER:

GOOD FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS.

YOU DON'T ALWAYS SEE THEM,

BUT YOU ALWAYS KNOW THEY ARE
THERE!!!!!!

Mengapa kita dipertemukan dengan orang yang salah?

2010-08-29T16:47:00.000-07:00

*Thanks to my SMKTM junior for sharing this in her Facebook.

Memang sakit bila cinta yg kita dambakan selama ini tak dihargai
oleh insan yg bernama kekasih,apatah lagi kita dibuang begitu
saja... tapi,itulah juga petanda terbaik untuk diri dan kehidupan
kita pada masa akan datang.

1. memang ALLAH sengaja menemukan kita dengan orang yg salah supaya apabila kita bertemu jodoh yg sebenar,masih ada rasa syukur kita pada ketentuanNYA.

2. memang ALLAH sengaja menemukan kita dengan orang yg salah supaya kita dapat menjadi penilai yg baik.

3. memang ALLAH sengaja menemukan kita dengan orang yg salah supaya kita sedar bahawa kita hanyalah makhluk yg sentiasa mengharapkan pertolongan ALLAH.

4. memang ALLAH sengaja menemukan kita dengan orang yg salah supaya kita dapat KASIH SAYANG YANG TERBAIK,KHAS UNTUK DIRI KITA.

5. memang ALLAH sengaja menemukan kita dengan orang yg salah supaya kita sedar bahawa ALLAH MAHA PEMURAH & PENYAYANG kerana mengingatkan kita bahawa dia bukanlah pilihan yg hebat untuk kita dan kehidupan kita pada masa depan...

6. memang ALLAH sengaja menemukan kita dengan orang yg salah supaya kita dapat mengutip pengalaman yg tak semua orang berpeluang untuk mengalaminya.

7. memang ALLAH sengaja menemukan kita dengan orang yg salah supaya kita jadi MANUSIA YG HEBAT JIWANYA.

8. memang ALLAH sengaja menemukan kita dengan orang yg salah supaya kita lebih faham bahawa CINTA YG TERBAIK HANYA ADA BERSAMA ALLAH.

9. memang ALLAH sengaja menemukan kita dengan orang yg salah supaya kita LEBIH MENGENALI KEHIDUPAN YG TAK SELAMANYA KEKAL.

Wahai sahabat yg kecewa,menderita dan sengsara kerana cinta, fahamilah bahawa kehidupan kita makin sampai ke penghujungnya.

Hari esok pun kita sendiri tak pasti samada menjadi milik kita. Gapailah keredhaan ALLAH dengan melaksanakan suruhanNYA, dan meninggalkan laranganNYA..

Bulan Ramadhan

2010-08-29T16:40:00.000-07:00

Bulan Ramadhan nie.. ramai yg berkongsi... maxis internet skrg dah la slow giler.. nk download all those videos mmg x dapat la... habis.. jalan penyelesaiannya, baik aku post semua link tu dkt blog aku.. dah sakit telinge dah aku mendengar rintihan2 org yg mau bace blog nie.. i guess it's a new medium to gossip, and newspaper too.

Management.. Simply awesome

2010-04-29T10:36:00.000-07:00

Haaaaa.. Nielah Network team yg membuat persembahan waktu company trip dkt Hong Kong.. Cakap jer pasal Management, mmg org x suke.. aku dlu pon menyampah dengar name management..

Kdang2 kene la rebel skit.. management tmpt dlu2 aku kerja tu kuat taichi.. ckp org bawah x mau dgr.. Dah habis tu, yg nk buat kerje dan akan implement kiteorg jugak kan? tapi situasi (bukan lagu bunkface) dkt company skrg lain .... jauh berbeza...

aku pon x pernah terpikir yang satu hari nanti aku akan berada di mana aku berada skrg.. sbb aku bukan anak org berada tapi rumah aku (i mean rumah uncle zul) ade beranda ok..

Jadi, gambar di atas diambil selepas persembahan on demand oleh semua staff yg ada pada gala dinner.. kire org request laaa... Kire kiteorg nie popular laa.. kan (perasan)?? Anyway, tgk muke kami yg kalah nie.. jelas cahaya2 keimanan terserlah.. hahaha.. muke riang la wei... muke perasan syok sendiri semua ada..

tapi ape kiteorg kesah,.. we had FUN!!! Lots of fun walaupon x minum Fanta pon malam tu.. hahahaha!!! dah2 nanti aku sambung lagi... Nk sambung buat kerja la apa lagi...

aku sudah pulangggg!!!!

2010-04-29T10:18:00.000-07:00

Dulu, aku rajin tulis blog.. Tapi sejak aku kenal FACEBOOK.. Aku lupa langsung.. Malas..
Semua ada.. Maybe btol cakap org, aku cepat teruja dgn bende2 yg baru.. Makin hari aku makin x paham dengan diri aku..

Kadang2, aku bercakap sorg.. Dan sekarang aku makin kerap cakap sorg2.. Sebab? Aku kene practice utk buat presentation daaa.. kang gagap depan client, mana la iklan mau masuk.. tadak iklan tadak komisen la kan? Btol tak? Arghh korg bukan paham pn.. mesti ko bace nie ko rase aku saiko layan bijik..

Tapi, setau aku.... Waktu aku mula2 tulis blog tu.. Mmg ramai org soh aku update.. Hari2 aku pikir ape nk tulis.. Sambutan pon agak memberangsangkan... Lama Kelamaan, minat tu makin beransur hilang.. Same macam org gile main kete la.. Kejap nk layan NA, kejap nk Turbo.. Sebab ape? Sebab x kenal diri.. BIle x kenal diri semua bende kite nak.. Maksud aku, akulah yang x kenal diri tu.. Bukan korg..

Dan buat pertama kalinya, aku rasa... aku nk campur adukkan Blog aku dgn Bahasa Malaysia dan Bahasa Inggeris.. Kenapa? Kadang2 aku rasa aku nie mcm menjadikan bahasa ibunda aku nie kelas kedua.. Sedangkan aku tgk bangsa lain cukup berbangga berbahasa bahasa ibunda dorg.. Contoh? Lu pikir la sendiri.. takkan semue bende aku nk suap?

Aku rasa,.. nie dah klimaks.. mesti korg nk teruskan membaca lagi.. Tapi.. aku suka buat org tertunggu2.. Feeling die lain macam.. karakter atau sifat2 tertentu kitalah yg akan buat orang2 sekeliling kita tertarik.. Baik laki atau pompuan.. atau pon laki yg pakai baju kurung yg masuk tandas pompuan tu.. xpon pompuan pakai baju laki masuk tandas laki.. Damn aku dah byk mengarut nie.. Merepek sambil makan kerepek..

Itu sahaja buat masa kini... nanti aku sambung lagi kisah mengarut aku nie.. Harap2 korg bersabar ye...

Dengan itu, aku nk habiskan entry aku kali nie dgn tagline aku yg paling aku suka and aku jadikan die sebagai main highlight dkt blog aku iaitu 'First Impression Last Forever".............................

Care for a ghost dish?

2009-10-25T20:00:00.001-07:00

Yesterday i went to the curve to watch movie with my girl. Before that, we decided to take our dinner first as it is still early. We went to little penang kafe (they just opened another outlet at the curve). As i go through the menu, i noticed this dish called 'kari hantu set' or in english Ghost Curry set. I dont dare to try as i am afraid that i might get possessed and scream like hell in the cinema. Wakaka.

Future cyberathlete.

2009-10-11T18:28:00.001-07:00

Counter-Strike. Have any of you tried this game before? Any idea how it looks like? How does it feels to play the game? Why people are so addicted to this game? I still remember that i started to play the game way back in the year 2000. In the year 2004 i was in WCG (World Cyber Game) competition which was held in Midvalley, KL. Now, i am active in paintball. Some of the basic decoy, attacking, defending skills i learned in CS, plus with my fast tapping finger (i play the bass for my band) and my fast movement and run (i was a 1500M runner and 400M hurdler during the secondary school) makes me a great paintballer. Well, the picture above have nothing to do with my history, its just that this kid (i believe he is less than 9 years old) is a bad a**. I can see few head shot he made. He'll be the perfect person for any team who are looking for a new talent in CS. :p

Little panda

2009-10-06T03:22:00.001-07:00

Meet panda. My neighbour's dog. Each time i am back at home, whenever she is outside of the house, she would come to me n start barking in a nice way "woof, woof". I guess she said where the hell have you been? Hehe. By the way, dont ask me what breed she is as i dont have any idea about it.

Care for a 'budget hotel'?

2009-10-04T01:29:00.001-07:00

Imagine this, you are in KL and you can't find a hotel, or even a budget hotel. So, what do you do? Why dont you go to a cyber cafe with a cool air conditioning, a comfortable seat and a clean toilet. Where do you find one? You can find one at V2 Wangsa Maju, Kuala Lumpur.