http://www.firstworldliving.com First world solutions to first world problems. First world living is an online catalog of products that make your easy first world life just a bit easier! Sun, 16 Dec 2012 02:10:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 FirstWorldLivinghttp://feedburner.google.comhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FirstWorldLiving/~3/6i6C4v65vBA/ http://www.firstworldliving.com/home/giant-fridge-magnets/#comments Sun, 16 Dec 2012 02:10:33 +0000 admin http://www.firstworldliving.com/?p=1646

Problem:

Even though I can send out tweets and surf the internet with my fridge, it's still the plainest looking thing in my kitchen!

Solution:

Fridge technology has advanced throughout the years, but the plain old white or gray design has continued to haunt our kitchens! Kudu Fridge Magnets are here to change that! These aren't your mother's magnets, they're giant ones that cover your entire fridge.

Buy it for $100.00

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Problem:

That son of a bitch fly just landed on my freshly made tiramisu cake! Now I have to throw the whole thing away...

Solution:

Look at that fly zipping around like he owns the place. Taunting you at every swipe you take and now you're out of breath because eating cake everyday is unhealthy for you. It's time to go terminator on Mr. Fly and bust a salt cap in his ass with your BUG-A-SALT!

Buy it for $34.95

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Problem:

I have a dream that one day all men will be created equal...to that of Ron F***ing Swanson!

Solution:

That dream is about to become one step closer to reality with the official Parks and Recreation Ron F***ing Swanson BBQ Sauce. Perfect to go with your Turf 'N' Turf or Ron Swanson Turkey Burger or just slather onto your mustache for a snack on the go.

Buy it for $14.95

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Problem:

I was eating saltines with rare Russian caviar while watching the latest torrented episode of Breaking Bad. Now there is an audible crunch whenever I press the letters "E," "R," and "L."

Solution:

Research shows that our hands are dirtier than something real dirty, so who knows what's growing inside the depths of our keyboards. Logitech's Washable Keyboard is a must have for parents with teenage sons and everyone else.

Buy it for $39.99

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Problem:

My body deserves the organiest of the organic ingredients available. Who is this Morton and why should I trust him?

Solution:

You grew this apple in your own backyard you say? Well this venison was salted with my own fury when I killed the deer with my bare hands. Then seasoned with my sadness as I realized what I've done. How you like them apples?

Buy it for $46.76

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Problem:

I'm so ridiculously fabulous that my poor friends and family want to be around me all the time.

Solution:

Not everyone can be as awesome as you. Less fortunate friends obviously want to be close to you to feel better about themselves and have a sense of belonging. Tell your clingy friends, "Hey I know I'm pretty amazing, but I can't have you over all the time..." with this "oh Shit Not You Again" doormat.

Buy it for $24.99

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Problem:

I was so focused on the video game I forgot to drink my beer. Now it's all warm.

Solution:

Count this as your newest addition to your theoretical man-cave. This classic looking gaming cabinet hides an ace up it's coin slot by having built in beer tap. Never have to worry about dehydration from intense gaming session as the draft system is just an arms-reach away.

Buy it for $3999.00

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Problem:

I have too many pairs of shoes but no more shelf space to store them.

Solution:

Don't stop your financially crippling addiction of shoe shopping just because you have no more storage space. Don't be like that idiot Steve who wears the same pair of disgusting shoes every day. These foldable shoes lets you carry around different pairs easily so you can change styles throughout the day like the superstar you are.

Buy it for $50.00

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Problem:

My neck's sore from watching my 50 inch LCD in bed.

Solution:

As if your 1000 thread Egyptian sheets on your king sized tempurpedic bed wasn't comfortable enough, this Massaging Bed Rest pretty much turns your bed into a comfortable lounge. Eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner in bed while watching Toddlers and Tiaras and wondering what's wrong with the world. How ironic!

Buy it for $99.99

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Problem:

My buddies and I went hunting and they all killed something for mounting except me.

Solution:

Bear and tiger head mounts are for wimps. If I'm going to have a trophy, it's going to be of a real mother effin dead person. Talk about of discussion starter! Buy it for only 100 grand and start thinking of a cool story of how you kidnapped and put him on a remote island and started hunting him like game.

Buy it for $101000

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Problem:

I'm surrounded by bullshit all day from co-worker Steve to all the crap on TV.

Solution:

It would be a much better world if everyone carried around this Bullshit Button and pressed it if the scent of bullshit penetrated the air. Let others know how you really feel about their stories and gossip. Or maybe send a few thousand boxes of these to Fox News HQ.

Buy it for $7.62

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Problem:

Biotechnology isn't advanced enough for me to realistically hope for a zombie outbreak.

Solution:

Let's face it, everyone deep down wishes there was a zombie outbreak. Maybe just a tiny one so you can get to smash zombie co-worker Steve and be office hero. If you fantasize about this at least once a day and live in the UK, check out the Zombie Manor House. Play out your objectives in a zombie infested mansion!

Buy it for $125.00

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