• Savage: “What’s the difference between Madoff and Zuckerberg?”
• NOW demo against Limbaugh brings out… seven protesters
• Ingraham’s expert guest offers puppy training tips

and MORE!

Additional radio stuff:

• Hugh Hewitt and guests like David Brooks: “How Talk Radio is the Original Social Media”
• MUST HEAR:  Mark Steyn talks to Hewitt about Clinton and the porn stars and lots more (FREE audio) — thanks as always to @FlyoverCountry (who you should follow!)

Listeners — you paid for the new studio (and cars!), so you might as well get a peek:

This is an OUTSTANDING video — many thanks to Sun News.

More HERE.

This is right up there with, if you were a teenager in 1965, and your mother knew you loved The Beatles, so she baked you a special birthday cake… shaped like a beetle.

Hi. I’m Chaya, and I am a Chassidic Jewish woman. I am also a media professional with a degree in Women’s Studies from a large, very liberal university (magna cum laude, baby!). (…)

Look at it this way:

When your friends go to India to learn how to meditate and come home “leading spiritual lives” and suddenly won’t go out for barbecue with you, you think it is cool. Your friend is leading a spiritual life. Spiritual lives involve boundaries and not just doing whatever your body feels like at that second. We lead spiritual lives. Leading a spiritual life is rewarding. (…)

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A few beefs:

The faces of all the other women in the pic that accompanies the article are all blurred out, which I understand but is still a bit ehngh.

And she doesn’t know what the phrase “original sin” means. It is a stupid-liberal-cliche that it is synonymous with sex.

It’s actually about thinking you’re smarter than God, which, er, cough, sorry…

(I hope she’ll stay away from mixing up “immaculate conception” with “virgin birth” too, then, if it ever comes up. Thank you.)

And the idea that porn-riddled America is “Puritan” is also an unexamined, stupid-liberal-cliche, squared –  because Puritans were not that uptight.

So, to get a little New Testy-menty on ya:

Mote. Eye. Rinse. Repeat.

PS: further proof that magnum cum laude from a “large, very liberal university” still pretty much means what I always thought it did:

“I believe lots of stuff that modern scholarship, and the evidence of my own senses, disproves — AND I still think I’m smarter than you!”

White dude!!  I sh*t you not!

Eric Simons, a 19-year-old entrepreneur from Chicago, secretly squatted at AOL’s Palo Alto campus for two months, reports CNET.

Simons was part of an incubator program hosted by AOL called K12. After the program ended, Simons discovered the badges still worked.

So he settled down at AOL to build his startup.

Here’s how he did it…

RELATED:

When Robert Scalzo’s mother “flatly refused to get him an airsoft gun for his birthday or Christmas, “he built himself a slingshot instead, using a Swiss Army knife to trim a V-shaped branch, attaching two rubber bands and adding a pouch made of hockey tape.” (…)

Patrick Corelli, meanwhile, built himself an air cannon “after his mother banned videogames when he was in sixth grade.” This fall he’ll enter the University of Pittsburgh,”with an engineering scholarship.”

Are you interested in becoming a Racist™?

You may be eligible:

Do you oppose the siphoning off of productive earnings and investment capital into byzantine welfare schemes, run essentially as discretionary funds for politicians who both buy votes and further reward those who have already been bought? (…)

Do you think the “Reverend” Al Sharpton is a criminal, a liar, an antisemite, a libelist, an extortionist, a racketeer, a predator?

Gavin McInnes’s “10 Favorite Hate-Crime Hoaxes”:

A cancer-stricken black lesbian in a wheelchair was subjected to the visceral hatred of some stranger who spray-painted “Burn Nigger Burn” on her house. Police got suspicious and installed a surveillance camera, which revealed said black lesbian lighting a cross on fire.

She also wasn’t handicapped and had even shaved her eyebrows to try and convince people she was undergoing chemo.

PLUS he has an awesome update to my post yesterday:

On Monday, demonstrators in Rapid City, SD marched two miles to the local hospital to protest a group of racist surgeons who had carved “KKK” into an American Indian’s stomach during his triple bypass. The police looked into the allegations and couldn’t see the scarring.

The “victim” had to admit he couldn’t see it either because he’s blind.

McInnes then asks, as he should:

So when did we become such complete faggots about everything?

I understand exactly what she is saying. I myself am tired of using the same analytic tools and template that I first laid down in 2001-2003 to continue documenting the infernal demonization of the Jews and the Jewish state.

I am weary of trying to persuade Jews of…. anything.

Long ago, I was ready to join a team that would pre-empt the Big Lies, outwit them, outrun them, but there is no such Israeli Ministry in charge of The War of Ideas and the American Jewish organizations will never, ever take this on.

They are fat cats, living large, and they are far too liberal and far too left. This blinds them to the danger that Israel and Jews face.

I have written about this phenomenon so many times in the past. I do not like to spin my wheels—I like to move forward.

Yes, anti-Semites hold giant pro-Israel rallies… in Israel… at their own considerable expense.

So: do we need a Warren Kinsella Drinking Game, or Warren Kinsella Bingo, to help us cope whenever he shows his face on Sun News?

If someone comes up with either, I’ll post them.

Oh and just a reminder:

Some highlights from Warren Kinsella’s own illustrious career HERE.

I have a 1950s figure, because my measurements more closely match those of the “average housewife” of the time.

These guys say it has something to do with housework.

Except…

I don’t do housework “50s” style either.

And the women who do are usually short round foreigners…

So I guess the mystery remains.

Watch out, you ladies at the University of Arkansas at Fort Smith: Those feet under the stall next to you might just belong to a 38-year-old man.

Despite opposition from female students, UAFS has decided on “advice of counsel” to allow a 38-year-old anatomically-male, transgendered student access to the women’s bathrooms on campus.

“I am frustrated and highly depressed about all of these unfair restrictions,” Braly explained in an online appeal for sex-change surgery donations. “I live as a woman full time and have been for a year and a half now. I have natural breast development bigger than some normal girls from the hormone treatment. The only thing restricting me is what’s between my legs. Everyone is so concerned with what’s between my legs.

“I am just as much woman as anyone else.”

And in Canada:

A bill to amend the Ontario Human Rights Code to include “gender identity” and “gender expression” in the list of prohibited grounds of discrimination passed its second reading on May 10 in the provincial legislature. (…)

“This legal right will arise because the right to ‘gender expression’ will be interpreted by the courts as giving men the right to ‘express their gender’ by using a girl’s washroom, change room or shower,” warned Fonseca in an interview with LifeSiteNews.

“It threatens the lives of girls and women by putting them at greater risk from male sexual predators. It will give men a legal alibi for getting caught in the girls bathroom or change room, thereby freeing them to offend another day. Men who plan to assault women in the bathroom, or even a common ‘peeping tom’ hoping to watch girls undress or videotape them, could escape prosecution by pretending to be a cross-dresser.”

Concerned Women of America have reported that bathroom attacks on women are already very common.

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In her new book, Ann Coulter shows how civil rights was proceeding in a slow but orderly fashion via the courts, but the “movement” — personified by Rosa Parks, the lunch counter protesters and MLK — forever romanticized and canonized what amounted to bullying and extortion “for a good cause.”

It says to book your spot by May 15, but you can always contact them to see if they’ll squeeze you in!

You will notice the typos and lapses in grammar and usage, which stand out.

What you may not be so quick to notice is that the reporting is often thin, superficial, uncritical, because no one was there to pose hard questions.

BONUS awesome:

Speaking of copy editing, John, it’s Poynter.org, not Poynter.com…

PS (dammit) — after I posted this, I got an email…

“…instead of in our televisions like normal.”

Meanwhile: Israelis, having seen what’s happened elsewhere, want to pick their own damn cotton.

Also? Booze rots your brain…

Look at these f*cking assholes: Hundreds of them took the day off work to march in support of a man who says the letters KKK were carved into his stomach by a surgeon at a South Dakota hospital.

Do the letters really say KKK? You be the judge.

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Hey, I’ve got an idea:

Why don’t a few of you, once in a while, use your affirmative action points to get into college and become f*cking surgeons yourselves instead of staying fat, whiny parasites?

“When they gave it to Arsenio, I was confused. I couldn’t believe it. And then when I was done… I probably shouldn’t mention any names – When I was done, one of the girls – I said, ‘I’m fIckin’ shocked. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I was Arsenio’s team captain, so I’m fine. We were hugging it out before and drinking white wine and sh*t. And he comes on the show and all that. I’m just f*cking shocked. I am shocked.

“And one of the chicks sort of pointed at her microphone and said, ‘I’ll tell you why as soon as I take this off.‘ And then, later on I didn’t talk to her. Later on, I talked to another one of the chicks and she was de-mic’ed and I said, ‘What’s the deal?’ And she said, “Oh Arsenio’s got a deal with NBC or deal with whatever company and this is what they’re doing or this is how it works.’ That’s what she said. I don’t know…”