Fix Yer Signs

Don't mind if I do...

2010-09-10T07:02:00.001-04:00

Saw this at a restaurant, nowhere near a bathroom! Not sure if I would drink it either way.

Vintage Beaver

2010-09-09T09:29:00.000-04:00

It's been a while, but I got a submission from a friend at www.geriADtric.com that I couldn't pass up. So, enjoy your beaver of the month.

Duh, I thought Molten was the same as Colden

2010-09-08T07:06:00.001-04:00

Ok, the melting point for Sulphur is roughly 240 degrees Fahrenheit. That's a pretty safe bet that Molten Sulphur is "HOT". Who was the ~~retard~~ person that touched the Molten Sulphur and sued?

Sorry for the hiatus, network issues

2010-09-07T15:23:00.000-04:00

Blackberry camera + rainy day + 65 mph does not equal a good picture. However, it was good enough that this one is not TARDED, it is... TARDIS-H.

Time for another Beaver Shot

2010-07-09T07:12:00.002-04:00

See how easy it can be to capture a different beaver? I have one beaver shot left to add, I don't get out much so please send in your Beaver shots! ;)

Giggity... My kind of town!

2010-07-08T08:12:00.000-04:00

I apologize for the pixellation of this image, I was driving, while everyone else was sleeping and trying to capture this sign after passing the exit sign. If that isn't a suggestive name for a town, I don't know what is.

Enjoy.

This is the idea, if you haven't figured it out

2010-06-04T12:41:00.002-04:00

Click the link below to see

From the Crap Factory

Something doesn't look quite right

2010-06-01T07:19:00.001-04:00

I never thought of myself as color blind, but after witnessing this, I think some people need to get their vision checked. What do you see? Me, I see an orange and black GMC Yukon XL. Apparently somebody else saw this color combination as "Yellow". What is this world coming to?

Ahhh, the simple things in life

2010-05-27T08:19:00.000-04:00

The simple things in life are often free and must be advertised as such for all to see... Happy "Humpin' and Dumpin'" people!

Gratuitous Beaver shot!

2010-05-13T07:35:00.001-04:00

I know it's been a while since I got a nice beaver shot on my blog, so I figured I would put one up now. Hope you enjoy looking at my beaver. I'm still looking for more sign's that need fixin', so if you spot any, please send them. The beavers will thank you!

Keep it to yourself buddy!

2010-05-12T08:16:00.001-04:00

My Honey spotted this while in PA a while ago, I just got around to popping it into the blog now. I am a fan of funny bumper stickers, but this crosses some kinda line. We all get off, but I doubt this guy gets "on" before getting off, especially with a sticker like that.

Perfect place to go after the Jizznasium

2010-05-11T08:07:00.000-04:00

Yes, it does say "Spunky Dunkers". If I had to guess, I would say it was some kind of coffee and doughnut shop. But I don't have to guess, I just have to make fun of the name of their business name. Enjoy dunking your spunk.

Thanks to "thecurtis" for spotting this one!

I hope the driver isn't doing what his license plate says!

2010-05-10T07:55:00.000-04:00

I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most, if not all, states in the Union. I think that falls into the Lewd Conduct category. If you really need to be Jacken in your vehicle, park it in your garage first. For your safety and the safety of others, please keep your jacken off road, and for goodness sake, don't advertise it!

Can you FedEx my Wang?

2010-05-09T07:51:00.000-04:00

Question was proposed once to the guys at FedEx and their reply was simple "NO". So now Wang has his own delivery trucks, delivery may not be guaranteed, but at least it gets loaded.

My balls don't bluff, ever!

2010-05-08T07:48:00.001-04:00

Passed by this street sign twice, before noticing what it said. How does one ball bluff? I must know!

It's got what people crave!

2010-05-07T07:47:00.000-04:00

I saw this gem when I left the local convenience store. I guess the "e" in aging is for what people and plants crave, electrolytes! And, it is apparently the World's most functional beverage, maybe if I add 2 extra e's to Mountaine Dewe, that would make Dew super functional. Seriously, don't these advertisers use a spell checker or maybe even a proofreader before they make these ads?

"Brought to you by Carl's Jr." - I hope they pay me for that ad.

Addam's Family Value Furniture? Anyone???

2010-05-05T09:29:00.001-04:00

I know it's been a while, but I have a few more pictures to post, so let's get to it.

Here we see what has happened to the Adams Family, they've resorted to selling used furniture. Uncle Fester checks the bulbs in the lamps, Wednesday and Pugsley make sure that the kids furniture is safe'ish, and Grand-ma'ma is waiting for the perfect set of lab-style equipment. As for Gomez and Morticia, they are still as happy as ever, just to be with each other.

Special thanks for this snapshot goes to "ang m"

Crazy elevators, always trying to confuse a guy

2010-03-25T07:12:00.000-04:00

Now mind you that this elevator is a small standard 5 foot by 7 foot, so 35 sq. ft., right? With 21 "persons" in this thing, how long before somebody lets a fart and everyone suffocates? Other than that, are they just trying to cover their bases with Imperial, Metric and Quasi-idiot-proof measurement scales? I think I've harped on this elevator enough, time for a ride...

For indoor or outdoor use only...

2010-03-24T07:28:00.000-04:00

It says "For household use only" but then it goes on to describe places outside of the house that it is idea for. This should be one of those "FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY" products.

The Treasury is a Lie!

2010-03-07T07:05:00.000-05:00

"The Federal Reserve is a Private Company Running an Unconstitutional Scam!"

Really, well then don't spend money on that big-ass Dodge Durango or the back window cover... I bet this guy even voted for Obama, I didn't see that sticker though. Uncle Sam doesn't want you to have money.

Raise your hands if you think this guy should live "off the grid".

Yellow Bananas, $0.58/lb

2010-03-06T07:27:00.001-05:00

I'm fairly certain that I am not color blind, but the yellow bananas are $0.58/lb... If you can find them, maybe they were sold out before this pic was taken by "thecurtis", I guess we'll never know.

Sounds Appetizing, right?

2010-03-05T07:11:00.001-05:00

I know it's a bad picture, but I was across the street with my Blackberry and it was overcast.

It says "New Mush Melt", I guess they're capitalizing on the recent snowfall in the area and the subsequent melting of said snow.

Haven't we seen enough?

2010-03-04T07:16:00.000-05:00

Got Milk, Got Gas, Got Diarrhea, Got Toilet Paper, Got Immodium, Got Relief from Diarrhea, Got Empty Stomach, Got to Stop the "Got ?" Signs!

Big "O" face after the Big "O" drink

2010-03-03T07:05:00.001-05:00

I bet it's sooooooooooo good.

VA Lottery getting CHEAP!

2010-03-02T07:02:00.003-05:00

The MEGA is $32 and the POWER is $20, is it even worth playing at all?

No more idiot tax!