Flash Gordon Designs

Flash Gordon Designs

I’ve dreamed up two awesome new custom dog id tag designs. The first is a paw print dog tag design. I centered a paw print on a circular stainless steel frame an added the name and phone number above and below. The final product is both familiar and unique. I really love this one!

Paw Print Dog ID Tag

Heart Shaped Dog ID Tag

Next is a variation on my popular 3D Heart Design. This new heart shaped dog id tag takes the same basic shape as the 3D Heart but opens it up so you can more easily see the name and contact number.

Heart Shaped Dog ID Tag

Love to hear your thoughts on these unique Dog ID Tag designs. Or maybe you have an idea for one that I haven’t thought of!?

Wags, Flash

Flash Gordon Designs

Flash Gordon Designs

Flash Gordon Designs

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Flash Gordon Designs

Flash Gordon Designs

1. AshPoopie

I love the name and the concept is kinda cool but do you really expect people to walk around with this thing? Not to mention buy these crazy capsules that make AshPoopie do its thing. I’d love to see people’s reaction though.

2. Dogone Doggy Thong

Yep. A doggie thong. Welcome to your next low point, civilization. Apparently the Doggone Doggie Thong is supposed to neutralize dog farts. Not sure how but I do know that it will be hard to do anything else but fart with that thing on.

3. Doggie Doo Game

Though not a dog product per se, I had to include Doggie Doo for the sheer horror of it. Should children really be taught that playing with “doggie doo” is a good thing? The commercial is hilarious but think people! Think!

4. PoopFreeze

It’s just poop – get over it! Hire a poop pick up service if you can’t handle it. I don’t understand how freezing it with a can of who knows what chemicals really makes dealing with it easier.

5. “Rear Gear”

With a tagline like “No More Mr. Brown Eye,” I have to give “Rear Gear” some credit for humor even if the product is absolutely ridiculous. Can’t stand the sight of your dog’s behind – stop looking at it! Or you could buy a silly design to put over their anus and draw more attention to it. BTW, I’m concerned for this girl’s modeling career -is it me or is her head turned at a really severe angle with regards to her body?

6. Petattoos

Sigh…please don’t stamp your dog with “cute sayings.” We’re not billboards for your wit and amusement. That poor dog in the video is so furious it doesn’t know what to do.

7. Neuticles

Ahh, Neuticles. I really like this guy for feeling for us dogs who have had the “procedure” done. Though I understand the necessity, it is tough getting used to the lack of “stuff” down there. I don’t know any dogs with Neuticles though – I doubt they really feel like the real thing.

8. “Hot Doll” Dog Sex Toy

How scary is this!? ”Audacity” is right! And who chose the Christmas music to play in the background while showing off the strange dog sex toy? Weirdness on so many levels…you crazy French people.

9. Pet Peek Fence Window

This is actually pretty cool.

10. Poo Trap

Another crazy poop product. Not only does the getup make for a weird S&M outfit for dogs, it looks really uncomfortable. We dogs have to put up with enough – let us poop in peace! If you can’t bear to pick it up afterwards, invest in an AshPoopie!

11. Puppy Tweets

On the silly side, here’s a crazy dog product that does nothing but send random twitter spam, while pretending to be your dog. How sweet…

12. Dog O Matic

Last and most horrific of all – the Dog O Matic! Or as I like to call it, water boarding for man’s best friend. I can’t believe people would actually do this to a dog. I can’t imagine what thoughts are going through that poor dog’s head as it is placed inside what looks like a gas chamber. Dogs don’t like baths already – please don’t torture us further!

Which one was your favorite? Know of any other crazy dog products?

Don’t forget to visit my pet tag shop while you’re here. – Flash

Flash Gordon Designs

Flash Gordon Designs

Flash Gordon Designs