flop ya mac out

flop ya mac out 69: time check

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:35:19 +0000

The Apple lovers go deep into the new designs of the new iMac and Magic Mouse, then relax with some smooth Microsoft scoffing. Join us for our 69th episode and flop ya mac out!

flop ya mac out 68: backup boyfriend

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:37:09 +0000

With Jason out working and Daniel down with a cold, Thomas comes to the rescue with some smooth German sound words of advice for Mac lovers. And why has Steve held back the Apple tablet for the past six years? This weeks AppleSkit reveals all!

flop ya mac out 67: byo tissues

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 07:09:12 +0000

Dan and Jason poo on Microsoft’s Windows launch party, despite Jason being under the weather. Actually, when Jason is sick he tends to do some reaaally crazy things. Outrageous things! Look, I can’t say too much… Just, wow. And ouch..

flop ya mac out 66: tub of yoghurt

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:17:17 +0000

Jason shares his personal bedroom successes. Daniel shares an a Cappella performance. Together they share their love of Macs and their distaste for heavily Photoshopped portraits.

flop ya mac out 65: homage to telstra

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 12:00:18 +0000

Jason unleashes the fury on to Australia’s national telco, contrasting a soothing and affectionate review of Snow Leopard. Daniel gets little love from Logic Studio, and things get a little heated over the issue of Cover Flow – just a pretty interface?

flop ya mac out 64: flaccid and free

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:44:55 +0000

Daniel and Jason search for the most pleasurable iPhone app. They also try to answer the eternal Mac question – is MobileMe worth it?

flop ya mac out 63: an apple a day…

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:30:44 +0000

With Jason in Cannes and Thomas elsewhere in Europe, Daniel scouted the globe to find another co-host. He came across Zac, who was lost and looking to get home to Sydney. Daniel gave him a lift there on the fymo train of love.

flop ya mac out 62: da future

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:04:45 +0000

Dan and Jase shift their gazes from the large ladies to the large crystal ball; what is next for Apple? And how will they achieve it? Plus, suggest a location for Dan and Jase to record flop ya mac out from!

flop ya mac out 61: twitterbug

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 12:33:00 +0000

Apple and Microsoft advertisements go head to head – with a few blows below the belt? Dan and Jase push the boundaries of the tech genre, with a few tips to spice up any couples or singles life; Bump up your love life!

flop ya mac out 60: mr snakey

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:20:33 +0000

Dan and Jase discover that turning the safe-search function off in Google Images reveals a whole new world other than sunshine, such as lollypops! fymo turns 60, so bust out (of) the cake, put in your false teeth and chow down on some Apple goss.

flop ya mac out 59: iPhone OS 3.0 – i’m lovin’ it™

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:11:21 +0000

This weeks fymo was recorded live, from one of the premiere fine dining restaurants Australia has to Mc-offer. And for entrée, main course and dessert? A little GSM derka-derka drizzled over the morning glory of iPhone OS 3.0.

flop ya mac out 58: fart-cast

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:38:08 +0000

Jason is back in the house and so is Mr Toilet Humour. In full force. In the pants. And he mayyy have let one go through to the keeper. Intelligent comment on Apple products interspersed throughout.

flop ya mac out 57: drug-induced chicken

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:46:48 +0000

When Daniel is on drugs, you can rest assured they have been prescribed to him. By a doctor. And no, not a 'Love Doctor'. Thomas Landgraf steps into Jason's co-hosting shoes once again, then tosses back his hair for a Saturday night of floppy Mac fun.

flop ya mac out 56: breast-fed boys

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:17:26 +0000

“fymo episode 56? Classless, crass, unclever, with copious amounts of unnecessary swearing…Like being a fly-on-the-monkey-bars in a playground, listening to two little boys giggle about breasts and intercourse.” – Yo Mama, of Breakfast with Yo Mama .com

flop ya mac out 55: phil’s alright

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:49:27 +0000

Dan and Jase discuss the Macworld 2009 Keynote Address with a fine-toothed comb, typically reserved for only the most nit-infested heads of hair.

flop ya mac out 54: mourning macworld

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 06:29:22 +0000

fymo 54 – Just in time for Christmas 2009! Big news this episode, Steve Jobs abandons his loyal followers. And the colour pink. Warning: Contains simulated violence against monkeys.

flop ya mac out 53: speaking of segues..

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:38:42 +0000

Save the Aussie Internets! Or AOL might seem like a viable option. And while you're at it good sir or madam, how about getting us some more DRM free music on iTunes? If we all push hard enough, we can get these things out of the dream pipe and into our hands.

flop ya mac out 52: the fourth finger

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:13:24 +0000

It’s all about the Google, the track-pads and the Yang.

flop ya mac out 51: edit it… there

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:25:32 +0000

The Yo-yo may enjoy yet another comeback in the year 2009. This time, to save the planet. Adobe cops a website full. And you better watch out; your iPhone may be keeping tabs on you. So be good, for heavens sake.

flop ya mac out 50: over the hill

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:57:23 +0000

flop ya mac out out turns half a century and goes truly international, with special guest Thomas Landgraf in attendance from Germany. Apple’s latest and potentially greatest (let downs) are analysed with one of those fine toothed combs used to find nits. No nits found in hair, just egg on face.

flop ya mac out 49: pre-loved bed

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:54:25 +0000

The world has not ended, and neither has flop ya mac out. Everyone loves the Genius, a yawn and a big hug from Microsoft. And do not mind the echo. Or the hum. Or the mis-pronounciation of captial cities. We are having them looked at.

flop ya mac out 48: in living colour

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:33:48 +0000

There were two in the bed and the sock puppet said.. This week, flop ya mac out tackles the art of cinema. And cross dressing. Maybe.

flop ya mac out: pre-release

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:16:41 +0000

A short message for fymo podcast subscribers about our up and coming show.

flop ya mac out 47: air pants

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:36:47 +0000

This episode is bought to you by the number 47. In this show – full of innuendo and Apple goodness – Jason whips it out of his pants with cunning skill and showmanship to the genuine surprise of Dan.

flop ya mac out 46: the sound of coverflow

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:27:00 +0000

Barry the Monkey has a new job – working for Apple Inc. in the iPhone App Store division. eBay antics leave a sour taste in the mouth of Jason. And ole Jobsy is up to his old tricks again, this time giving motivational speeches to the MobileMe Team.

flop ya mac out 45: custom frisk

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:01:07 +0000

An uncustomary search of your iPod to become an airport standard? Mobile phone carrier Three, invites itself to the Aussie iPhone party. And Dan and Jase gear up to be disappointed by the rumoured laptop and iPod refresh, later this year.

flop ya mac out 44: by the campfire

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:20:41 +0000

Arnold Kim of Macrumors no longer servicing kidneys. First spyware for the iPhone in the wild? Do not bother asking Daniel! Gripes about firmware 2.0, and is the Mac-tastic life of Jason about to become a little more jerky?

flop ya mac out 43: the price of air

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:05:29 +0000

The guys get themselves some 2.0 action – in the iPhone department. Jason continues to craft his master travel plan, and Daniel learns how to Precipitate.

flop ya mac out 42: awestrayleeare

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:50:24 +0000

Bubble Bobble, Canasta and turkeys are all things that do not get discussed in this special pre-iPhone 3G episode. Some MobileMe is thrown in for texture along with some Microsoft to sour the dish and a sprinkle of Telstra bashing is added to taste.

flop ya mac out 41: bob along

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:21:24 +0000

Dan and Jase dive into the jungle of iPhone 3G plans released thus far. And is Apple getting physical for the corporate world? Bob gets epic with his feature film explaining iPhone 2.0 Software and Telstra scores an elephant stamp from Jason.

flop ya mac out 40: delete your nibbles

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:14:57 +0000

Who would win a wrestling match between Steve Balmer and Steve Wozniak? Jason whispers sweet nothings about saving space. iPhone 3G release looms closer and eBay comes under scrutiny by the ACCC.

flop ya mac out 39: ustreamin at me?

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:10:40 +0000

Apple opens a flagship store in Sydney, Australia, but will the Genius Bar deliver the goods – with ice? Dan and Jase try a sprout-core sandwich, and Adobe does the iPhone Flash-dance.

flop ya mac out 38: post-wwdc banana milkshake

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:14:31 +0000

Daniel and Jason give some deep thought massage to WWDC 2008. Will John West reject the iPhone 3G? If he mistook it for some salmon, that is… And Steve Jobs gets lyrical and dishes up something tasty for flop ya mac out listeners only…

flop ya mac out 37: pre-wwdc bananas

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:10:43 +0000

Recorded on Sunday, Dan and Jase put their all their WWDC thoughts and predictions into the one basket to give away as a free hamper to the homeless. Apart from the biscuit break, it’s all hands on deck for the last fymo before a 3G iPhone is announced!…

flop ya mac out: interlude

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:08:49 +0000

So we’ve been unable to audibly copulate to produce a flop ya mac out podcast this week, so until next week, we leave you with the following message…

flop ya mac out 36: nuts on face

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 20 May 2008 22:23:42 +0000

Daniel gets a shock reading an old fashioned news paper. John Mayer gets in on the crash report action. Once again, an Apple product has evil spore laid a top of its screen to plug another product. And the boys compare email with carrier pigeons.

flop ya mac out 35: warm!

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Wed, 14 May 2008 09:16:14 +0000

Channel 9 – laugh out loud. Another f.y.m.o. iPhone patent is divulged, on this Australian, yet international podcast. And Daniel reveals a raunchy time had with a Government funded television network.

flop ya mac out 34: dizzy stuff

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:48:20 +0000

This episode begins with some experimental art from Daniel. They then try and decide what sea-food dish they should consume at the Sydney Apple Store opening. And this little Jason went twitter twitter Twinkle, all the way home.

flop ya mac out 33: hairy paris

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:22:29 +0000

Popcorn from eBay! Would you like some MS fonts to screw up your system with that? Jason gives a discourse on the Leopard Guest Account. iPhone rumours get a pounding, and who is in the male sack this week? Find twinkle for the iPhone at gogoapps.com

flop ya mac out 32: varginia art

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:16:03 +0000

Wow – pubic hair, balloon rides… It is just like an 18th party birthday, but without the cake. Why not join us! Unzip your pantaloons, get your wasteful bottle of water, and let us guide you through the flopping out of your mac, to achieve an inner calm.

flop ya mac out 31: buffed to the max

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:40:40 +0000

3G iPhone in Australia! – so very soon.. Dan & Jase discuss its design in minute detail. Like, super minute detail. For long time. Ages. Ever. Have not stopped, actually. Then the same about Firefox. And is an anus an orifice? Jason begs to differ.

flop ya mac out 30: one terraiffic byte

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:45:59 +0000

Hard drives, formatting, fonts: These words and more, comprise this weeks flop ya mac out. Sounds pretty innocent, hey?

flop ya mac out 29: in-joke

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:50:22 +0000

The latest offerings from Firefox and Safari. Time machine happyness! The status of the iPhone and Apple stores coming to Australia. Those pesky Facebook users, and No Harvey Norman, No!

flop ya mac out 28: conversations with steve

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:00:17 +0000

Sorry for the unexpected delay in this weeks fymo! Jason went to the toilet and the next thing you know, he’s a mummy! This ep, SDK good times and insight into the grand papa of Apple, Stevo. Oh, and if you were curious, it’s a boy.

flop ya mac out 27: the forum of life

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:02:11 +0000

All things Apple: Cow pats. Plasma screens. Climate change. Blu-Ray. Life. All things iPhone: Jovial anecdotes. Barramundi Jason. Jerkiness. Bias. All things gay: Angry forum members! Crawling through gay bars. Sweaty palms.

flop ya mac out 26: never nailed

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:05:35 +0000

Jason wants to be the biggest loser when the next rev of the mac-chook comes out. DVD Jon makes an appearance, and Daniel finishes with an important community service announcement.

flop ya mac out 25: mr plugs

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:18:40 +0000

Jason jumps the gun and gets hard over Blu-Ray and goes anal with internet security. Daniel uses the word penetration in a professional mannor without realising, and George so Hotz right now.

flop ya mac out 24: angry

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:27:37 +0000

Ken the work experience dude takes part in fymo 24 as Jason and Dan let google do the reading. And they take a stab at the Micropoo. Totally gay.

flop ya mac out 23: the nate-ture of 113

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:09:28 +0000

Our mate Nate – 1.1.3 ahoy – what jail breakers need to know before they take the plunge, and other tid-bits from around the Apple tree.

flop ya mac out 22: boom time

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:40:43 +0000

Jason feels the power and gets down on fat lappies. Daniel gives a lecture on the physics of car remotes and computer chips. Will Jason get a banana smoothy? All this, and potentially more.

flop ya mac out 21: live at macworld 2008 keynote

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:43:34 +0000

Join Daniel and Jason as a fly on the wall as they experience the umm, experience of a life-time – that is, the Macworld 2008 keynote! (Don’t worry, they’ll be back in the studio next week as per usual. Seriously. Would I lie to you baby?)

flop ya mac out 20: pre-macworld 2008 special

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:34:38 +0000

Like two little kids on the eve of Christmas, Dan and Jase chew the extra bits of fat that have come to light since episode 19, before the big Macworld 2008 keynote. Complete with “Air”. (You don’t have to listen hard to hear it!)

flop ya mac out 19: nice jungs

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:06:13 +0000

Would ya check out the Jung’ s on that! Bad American accents are a plenty this episode, as is your usual feed of toilet humor and obvious sexual innuendo. Hold the anchovies.

flop ya mac out 18: when i think about you, i multi-touch myself

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:13:27 +0000

The boys lube up for their 18th podcast! Doctor Dan to the iBook rescue! Dan gets off on hard drives and Jason explains this should only result in one tea-spoon of mayonnaise. And Jason shuts down an iPhone know-it-all. Boom.

flop ya mac out 17: going down with a bang

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:20:23 +0000

Bees, amputees, and mouldy cheese. Flies losing their virginity. Fake Steve Jobs fakes it once more – the boys don’t get no satisfaction. Jason wants in the circle! And what does Dan get for Christmas, stock-ing-wise?

flop ya mac out 16: hump that mouse

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:58:58 +0000

Confessions of a Jason – Jason reveals that he’d rather bone Steve than Ives. Dan emits bad vibes, among other things. And they both dump on Vista. Then make funny sound effects. Happy Christmas!

flop ya mac out 15: take two!

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:29:40 +0000

Take two: the re-record. Daniel’s new/old boyfriend. No squeal. No rumble. Just the smooth tones of Daniel Jackson and Jason Deacon. We also give social etiquette a go, too. Yeah, good thanks!

flop ya mac out 14: the phantom squealer

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:37:01 +0000

Dysfunctional elections come good. Acquaintances get touchy with the Kindle. Expensive unlocked iPhones for all (Germans). Fake Steve pulling a Bono for a boost? And Santa – no more ho’s in Australia.

flop ya mac out 13: ba-doom chshh

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:48:12 +0000

Daniel and Jason give the new Amazon Kindle a thorough going over, along with the Queen. Stephen Hawking pays the boys a visit, and this narration changes to the first person. We say the word dick too many times. Or do we!!…?

flop ya mac out 12: up-the-date

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:58:51 +0000

fymo friends gather ’round! Up the dates galore – what has been, and what should be. Optical drive or no optical drive? Does Steve slap or grab? More questions are asked than answered as per usual in this futuristic episode.

flop ya mac out 11: backing out a winner

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:05:54 +0000

And they’re off! Google backs out another winner. Boom! iTunes radio in your pants? Dev teams – to donate or not to donate? What amount is right? And for music? Does Leo Laporte have a feminine alias? And Steve – black underpants?

flop ya mac out 10: leopard ahoy

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:43:02 +0000

Daniel and Jason go in deep (in the kiddies wading pool) into Apple’s latest operating system. Best you pack a day pack before beginning the journey. And not forgetting the best thing yet for the iPhone!

flop ya mac out 09: camel toe virginiser

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:08:26 +0000

Dan and Jase get up close and personal with the super sexy and slim iPod touch-me-baby. Virgins are all the rage again. New insight gained into Apple’s latest iPhone television ads. And Dan and Jase speculate about the FUTURE… FUture… future…

flop ya mac out 08: the gurgler

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:35:38 +0000

Outa jail! New iPhone iNdependance. Jason’s mum wants to hang with the iPhone posse. 3G on a chip! 99 percent fat free. 100 percent awesome. Plus Apple sucking shite and other water gurgling hijynx.

flop ya mac out 07: the nipplecast

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:54:30 +0000

Apart from the iPhone, all other bodily functions are discussed. Homeless Europeans hungry for iPhonage, put in the spotlight. And jail bait – lusting for 1.1.1.

flop ya mac out 06: iphone wars

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:24:55 +0000

Dan does Scotty, then Scotty does Dan. Goodbye Cingular! Jason’s iWoes and iTriumphs. Dan finds a new best friend at work. All whilst building a time machine and bagging the Zune.

flop ya mac out 05: gay time

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:53:28 +0000

3G iPhone in Australia, rumor or fact? Will Apple pull a moses on the iPhone community? Daniel also discusses his new package and Jason tells of his iPhone faux pas. Oh, and something about Gateway.

flop ya mac out 04: the scott bourne

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:49:46 +0000

The pithiest show yet! Complete with our salute to the UK and their non-mum-event. Jason gets deep about the iPhone. Even a little bitchy. Then sad. Then happy. Suggest a segment! And will Daniel take the plunge?…

flop ya mac out 03: lick to unlock

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:07:41 +0000

Can Jason unlock the iPhone with his tongue, among his other appendages? Is Daniel related to ladies man Steve Jobs? And does Steve rehearse his man hugs? This and more are answered in flop ya mac out podcast number 3.

flop ya mac out 02: keeping it clean

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:14:07 +0000

It’s time for podcast number two’s! iPhone iPhone iPhone soap iPhone iPhone. We discuss the iPhone and the many uses of soap. Daniel doesn’t quite get it up, but Jason comes through with the goods again.

flop ya mac out 01: full moon

podcast@flopyamacout.com (Daniel and Jason) — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 00:54:27 +0000

It’s here! Surprise! The intro is finished, and Jason and I have recorded the first episode! We cover the iPhone, Leopard, ya mum, iLife ‘08 and software that makes Jason hard.