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      <title>FloriDUH</title>
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         <title>Neighbors cry foul when sewage truck overturns </title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Ewwwww!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;About 100 gallons of waste spilled from the All Star Toilets sewage recovery tanker that hit a utility pole and rolled over in a Pembroke Pines neighborhood, Fire Rescue spokesman Tom Gallagher said, reports the &lt;a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/pembroke-pines/fl-pines-sewage-truck-20120206,0,7069846.story" target="new"&gt;South Florida Sun-Sentinel.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;A Pembroke Pines street cleaner truck "vacuumed up" all the sewage, he said.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The foul odor dissipated after the waste was removed and the truck was towed away. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get the DUHtails at the &lt;a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/pembroke-pines/fl-pines-sewage-truck-20120206,0,7069846.story" target="new"&gt;South Florida Sun-Sentinel.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Photo: A sewage truck rollover accident spilled about 100 gallons of waste in Pembroke Pines. (Tom Gallagher, courtesy)&lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:02:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Inmate escaped from hospital bathroom, found wandering streets in shackles and white gown </title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;An inmate from the Volusia County Branch Jail escaped from a Deland hospital where he sought treatment,  but was later found in a patient's gown and shackles, a police official said this afternoon, reports the &lt;a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-inmate-escapes-hospital-20120207,0,5871847.story" target="new"&gt;Orlando Sentinel.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Michael Burke, 23, an Volusia County inmate, had gone to use the bathroom but managed to give the guard the slip and "just walked out of the hospital," according to Deland police.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;DeLand police officers said Burke had entered a garage, where he found a knife that he was carrying.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get the DUHtails at reports the &lt;a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-inmate-escapes-hospital-20120207,0,5871847.story" target="new"&gt;Orlando Sentinel.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Photo: Volusia County Sheriff's Office&lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 07:54:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Cops: Woman said she 'lost her mind' during rampage</title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Love isn't always an easy ride.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Especially if this red-hot momma is your main squeeze.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Courtney Godwin told Vero Beach cops she "lost her mind" after her boyfriend called her and asked her for a ride to work, but then got a lift from someone else, according to a recently released affidavit states, reports Will Greenlee in his &lt;a href="http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2012/02/-a-woman-who-said.html" target="new"&gt;&lt;em&gt; Off the Beat &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;So the 24-year-old woman showed up at his workplace, beat him and also hurled a jack, a chair and rocks at him &amp;#8212; before she tried to run him over with her car, according to the report.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;May this dude always walk the straight and narrow.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's  &lt;a href="http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2012/02/-a-woman-who-said.html" target="new"&gt;&lt;em&gt; Off the Beat &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Photo: Indian River County Sheriff's Office&lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 07:39:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Cops: Man fondled, exposed himself  to girls near school bus stop</title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Cape Coral Police say Zachary Elder, 18, 'fessed up to exposing himself to two teen girls walking home from their school bus stop, reports &lt;a href="http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2012-02-07/Cape-PD-arrests-suspect-for-2-indecent-exposure-incidents" target="new"&gt;WINK News &lt;/a&gt;  in Fort Myers.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;He reportedly licked his lips and masturbated as he drove past a 14-year-old last month. Recently he approached another teen, 17, in his car and offered her pot and Roxycodone pills &amp;#8212; while masturbating, according to the report.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get the DUHtails at &lt;a href="http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2012-02-07/Cape-PD-arrests-suspect-for-2-indecent-exposure-incidents" target="new"&gt;WINK News.&lt;/a&gt;  in Fort Myers.&lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 07:27:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Grandma stabbed 93 times, shot with crossbow — grandson arrested</title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Gloria Helfrich, 67, was stabbed almost 100 times, struck in the face with a pipe wrench and shot in the back of her head with a crossbow, according to Lake Wales authorities, reports the &lt;a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-grandmother-killed-crossbow-arrest-20120208,0,656516.story" target="new"&gt;Orlando Sentinel.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;The suspect: her grandson, Jasper Aristotle Smiddie, 19, who lived with his granny.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get the DUHtails at the &lt;a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-grandmother-killed-crossbow-arrest-20120208,0,656516.story" target="new"&gt;Orlando Sentinel.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Photo: Polk County Sheriff's Office / February 8, 2012&lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 07:17:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>UF report: Volusia County still shark bite capital of the world</title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Although shark attacks in the U.S. declined in 2011, worldwide fatalities (12 deaths) reached a two-decade high, according to the University of Florida’s International Shark Attack File report released today, reports the &lt;a href="http://news.ufl.edu/2012/02/07/shark-2012/" target="new"&gt;University of Florida News.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/mug_shark.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="mug_shark.jpg" src="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/mug_shark-thumb.jpg" width="229" height="171" vspace="5" hspace="10" align="left"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Florida led the states with a total of 11 attacks.  Additional U.S. attacks were recorded in Alabama (2), North Carolina (4), California (3), Texas (2), South Carolina (2), Hawaii (3), and Oregon (2), according to the report.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And, once again, Volusia County led the state with six attacks in 2011, keeping its reputation as shark bite capital of the world intact for another year. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Why Volusia?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The reports suggests the higher numbers of shark-human interactions could be the result of  recreational use of the waters there by both Floridians and tourists, especially surfers.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Here are some &lt;a href="http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/Attacks/relariskreduce.htm" target="new"&gt;tips &lt;/a&gt;to reduce your chances of a shark encounter.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Check out the &lt;a href="http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/isaf/isaf.htm" target="new"&gt;2s011 Worldwide Shark Attack Summary&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get the DUHtails at the &lt;a href="http://news.ufl.edu/2012/02/07/shark-2012/" target="new"&gt;University of Florida News.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Photo: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/magnusbrath/"&gt;Magnus Bråth's photostream &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:47:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Report: Homeless man attacked laundromat customer who declined his help </title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Collier County sheriff's deputies arrested Hersueen V. Pugh, 30, of Fort Myers, a homeless man who had been living in a Golden Gate laundromat, after they say he attacked a patron who declined his offer to help him with his laundry, Hersueen V. Pugh, 30, of Fort Myers is facing a battery charge, reports the &lt;a href="http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2012/feb/07/deputies-homeless-man-attacked-laundry-mat-who/" target="new"&gt;Naples Daily News.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/mug_PughH.png"&gt;&lt;img alt="mug_PughH.png" src="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/mug_PughH-thumb.png" width="196" height="236" vspace="5" hspace="10" align="left"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;When the man refused Pugh's help, Pugh reportedly punched him in the face, which knocked him over his laundry cart, the report stated.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Pugh then tried to make a clean break but was later caught.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get the DUHtails at the &lt;a href="http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2012/feb/07/deputies-homeless-man-attacked-laundry-mat-who/" target="new"&gt;Naples Daily News.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Photo: Collier County Sheriff's Office&lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:36:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Cops: Registered sex offender exposed himself to kids at  Walmart</title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Robert Johnathan Walyus, of Orlando, is accused of approaching two kids in the toy aisle at a Titusville Walmart and exposing himself to them, reports &lt;a href="http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20120207/NEWS01/120207001/Police-Registered-sex-offender-exposed-himself-kids-Titusville-Walmart?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Home" target="new"&gt;Florida Today&lt;/a&gt; in Melbourne.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The store's surveillance video caught all the action.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;According to the FDLE's Sexual Offenders and Predators &lt;a href="http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=33074" target="new"&gt;database,&lt;/a&gt; Waylus had been convicted twice before for exposing himself to kids under the age of 16 in both Seminole and Orange Counties.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/mug_suspectTitusville1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="mug_suspectTitusville1.jpg" src="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/mug_suspectTitusville1-thumb.jpg" width="225" height="200" vspace="5" hspace="10" align="left"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/mug_walyus.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="mug_walyus.jpg" src="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/mug_walyus-thumb.jpg" width="178" height="238" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get the DUHtails at  &lt;a href="http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20120207/NEWS01/120207001/Police-Registered-sex-offender-exposed-himself-kids-Titusville-Walmart?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Home" target="new"&gt;Florida Today&lt;/a&gt; in Melbourne.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Photo: Surveillance photo from Titusville Walmart / Titusville Police Department&lt;br /&gt;
FDLE Sexual Offenders and Predators &lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:26:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Cops: Man said he tried to kill cat that made him fail online test</title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Maybe he was playing a game of cat and (computer) mouse.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Marvelle Stephon Rucker, 21, allegedly admitted to cops that he tried to kill his girlfriend’s cat by suffocating it with a pillow &amp;#8212; all because he said it made him fail an online test, reports &lt;a href="http://www.gainesville.com/article/20120207/ARTICLES/120209623/1183?Title=GPD-Face-poker-would-be-cat-killer-sent-to-jail" target="new"&gt;The Gainesville Sun.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;The  girlfriend told officers she found the cat unresponsive when she got home from work. She also said Rucker poked her in the face for 10 or 15 minutes until a roommate intervened, according to the report.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Although Rucker 'fessed up to poking the woman in her face, he told the cops it wasn't a crime, as long as he was not beating her.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Off to the pokey for Rucker...it doesn't sound like it was the first test Rucker had ever failed.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get the DUHtails at &lt;a href="http://www.gainesville.com/article/20120207/ARTICLES/120209623/1183?Title=GPD-Face-poker-would-be-cat-killer-sent-to-jail" target="new"&gt;The Gainesville Sun.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Photo: Alachua County Sheriff's Office&lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:12:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Deputies: Man took crack pipe to courthouse</title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Have a court date with the judge?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Then act respectfully and dress appropriately.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And leave your dope at home.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As Stanley B. Ramos, 32, passed through security at the Manatee County Courthouse, guards found a crack pipe in plain view in his backpack, according to an arrest affidavit, reports the &lt;a href="http://www.bradenton.com/2012/02/07/3854051/man-charged-with-taking-crack.html" target="new"&gt;Bradenton Herald.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;After Ramos made his court appearance for a previous drug paraphernalia charge from last New Year's Eve, he was then arrested again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;He's not the only dope to try to smuggle drugs and contraband into a courthouse.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Polk County: &lt;a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2012/01/man_busted_for_throwing_out_ba.html" target="new"&gt;Man busted for throwing out bag of pot at courthouse&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Bay County: &lt;a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2010/08/disorder_in_the_court_man_brin.html" target="new"&gt;Man brings pot pipe, handcuff keys into courthouse, deputies says&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Manatee County: &lt;a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2010/04/three_women_take_their_drugs_t.html" target="new"&gt;Three women take their drugs &amp;#8212; to drug court&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Martin County: &lt;a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2009/10/woman_goes_to_courthouse_prepa.html" target="new"&gt;Woman goes to courthouse prepared: She's got her knife, razor, weed.... &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;St. Lucie County: &lt;a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2009/05/clinton_j_gordon_39_was.html" target="new"&gt;What a dope: Look what he took through courthouse security &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Broward County: &lt;a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2012/01/man_showed_up_for_court_date_w.html" target="new"&gt;Man showed up for court date wearing crack cocaine jacket&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get the DUHtails at the &lt;a href="http://www.bradenton.com/2012/02/07/3854051/man-charged-with-taking-crack.html" target="new"&gt;Bradenton Herald.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Photo: Manatee County Sheriff's Office&lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:59:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Man tried to set wife ablaze, critically burned himself instead | Video</title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;They say love is a burnin' thing.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;While chasing his wife of 25-years with a jug full of gasoline, Matthew Wong, 50,  inadvertently splattered gasoline all over himself, reports &lt;a href="http://carrollwood.wtsp.com/news/news/104043-man-critically-burned-trying-attack-wife" target="new"&gt;WTSP News-10&lt;/a&gt; in Tampa Bay.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As Wesley Chapel man tried to torch the apartment where his wife was seeking refuge, his plan backfired and he torched himself.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The couple had been separated since October.   &lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:45:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Man with military-style combat knife accused of peeping into woman's window</title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;A 47-year-old woman told deputies that she woke up and opened her bedroom blinds to find a man looking into her bedroom in Fort Myers, reports &lt;a href="http://www.news-press.com/article/20120206/CRIME/120206018/South-Fort-Myers-man-accused-peeping-into-woman-s-window-struggling-deputy?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Home" target="new"&gt;The News-Press&lt;/a&gt; in Fort Myers.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Responding deputies found Jose Gabriel Serrano, 35, at the rear of the residence, who fought a deputy's effort to place him in custody, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The deputy reportedly found a black military-style combat knife in Serrano's pocket.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Photo: Lee County Sheriff's Office&lt;/p&gt;

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         <title>Man upset with trashed trailer put gun to woman's head, fired </title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Here's a nightmare: A man with a gun having a temper tantrum in a mobile home park.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;After firing multiple shots at the feet of a 35-year-old man in in the Moon Lake Estates area of New Port Richey, Cecil Lambert pressed his gun to a woman's head and pulled the trigger,  according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, reports the &lt;a href="http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/deputies-moon-lake-man-puts-gun-to-womans-head-and-fires/1214231" target="new"&gt;Tampa Bay Times.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Luckily, the gun didn't fire.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/mug_Lambert1.JPG"&gt;&lt;img alt="mug_Lambert1.JPG" src="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/mug_Lambert1-thumb.JPG" width="189" height="237" vspace="5" hspace="10" align="left"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Lambert, 57, told investigators he came to the house to gather some of his stuff from a travel trailer and, upon seeing the trailer in disrepair, "lost it," according to the report.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Photo: Pasco County Sheriff's Office&lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:28:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Accused thong thief busted</title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;Valentine's Day is around the corner.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And it looks as though one women is getting ready to celebrate.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Jahaneil Jamelia Thompson, 19, selected nine pairs of thong panties valued at $74.50 from a Macy's in Jensen Beach and walked out of the store without paying for them, according to Sheriff's Office arrest affidavit, reports Will Greenlee in his &lt;a href="http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2012/02/-an-accused-panty.html" target="new"&gt;&lt;em&gt; Off the Beat &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Maybe this sweetheart will get a brief sentence.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's &lt;a href="http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2012/02/-an-accused-panty.html" target="new"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Off the Beat&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Photo: Martin County Sheriff's Office&lt;/p&gt;

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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:15:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Report: Special ed student set on fire by another student | Video</title>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;A student at a New Port Richey middle school is accused of taking a can of Old Spice body spray and lighting the spray stream on fire. The student then allegedly aimed the fire stream at another student in a restroom, reports &lt;a href="http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/article/236652/8/New-Port-Richey-student-set-on-fire" target="new"&gt;WTSP News-10&lt;/a&gt; in Tampa Bay.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The special education student's pants were briefly set afire and hair on his arm was singed, according to the report.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The school resource officer told WTSP News that the attack on the special education student was not targeted, it was done more for "entertainment."&lt;/p&gt;

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