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        <title>Facebook and Twitter and Toilets, Oh My!</title>
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        <summary>If you think I'm goofy, you need to meet my brother Mantel Man. Plus, it might explain a lot for you. Here's a recent Facebook conversation we had . . . Mantel Man is wondering whether everything, even his home...</summary>
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<div class="UIIntentionalStory_Header"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia;"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">If you think I'm goofy, you need to meet my brother Mantel Man. Plus, it might explain a lot for you. Here's a recent Facebook conversation we had . . </span>.</span><br />

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<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}"><font size="2"><img alt="Rob LaGrone" class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL " src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1938/53/q691963708_4072.jpg" />  </font><strong style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="font-size: 18px; color: #111111;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">Mantel Man</span> 
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wondering whether everything, even his home appliances,</span><span style="color: #111111;"> will be on
Twitter soon. I can just see the tweet from my toaster oven:
</span><span style="color: #111111;">"@bathroomsink: I just heated up a bagel!"</span></span></strong></h3>
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like your place is possessed. I'll opt to stay at Brad's house during
my impending visit. But then again, maybe staying at a possessed place
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        <title>Audubon Ron’s Rainy Day Gumbo</title>
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        <summary>This is a wonderful recipe for gumbo without okra, courtesy of my blog friend Audubon Ron. He sounds like a fantastic cook, and he's definitely a funny and interesting person, so go visit him at his blog Ducks Mahal. First,...</summary>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://foolery.typepad.com/foolery/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;"> <a href="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20128757cc2e6970c-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="GumboServed030" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451972669e20128757cc2e6970c " src="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20128757cc2e6970c-800wi" title="GumboServed030" /></a> <br /> <br /></span></p><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">This is a wonderful recipe for gumbo without okra, courtesy of my blog friend Audubon Ron.
He sounds like a fantastic cook, and he's definitely <a href="http://ducksmahal.com/2009/11/06/dear-insurance-agent/" target="_blank">a funny and
interesting person</a>, so go visit him at his blog <a href="http://ducksmahal.com" target="_blank">Ducks Mahal</a>. </span><p><br /><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;" /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">First, the ingredients, followed by Ron's instructions and <em><span style="color: #ff7f00;">my notes in
orange type</span></em>, and photos. For the full unvarnished recipe from Ron,
<a href="http://ducksmahal.com/2009/10/06/rainy-day-gumbo/" target="_blank">click here</a>. </span></p>
<span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;"><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 24px;">Rainy Day </span><span style="font-size: 24px; font-family: Georgia;">Gumbo</span></span></span></strong><br /><em><span style="font-size: 13px; font-family: Georgia;">Serves 4</span></em></span><br /><br />

<span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">Prepare in advance the following ingredients:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">4 Tbsp. flour</span><br />




<span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">4 Tbsp. vegetable oil</span><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">½ yellow onion (diced into ¼ inch pieces)</span><br />




<span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">½ green bell pepper (seeded, cored, diced into ¼ inch pieces)</span><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">
½ red bell pepper (seeded, cored, diced into ¼ inch pieces)</span><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">1 stalk celery (sliced lengthwise into quarters and then diced into ¼ inch pieces)</span><br />




<span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">½ cup of ale (as in beer)</span><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">1 Tbsp. Worcestershire</span><br />




<span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">1 Tbsp. Tabasco</span><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">
1 12-inch length sausage (Smoked Hillshire Farms will do), cut into thin slices</span><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">1 large chicken breast (boned and skinned, cut into 1-inch pieces)</span><br />




<span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">2 cups uncooked shrimp (shelled and de-veined)</span><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">1 clove garlic</span><br />




<span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">Chicken stock (use a 26-oz. container of packaged stock from the soup section)</span><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">
1 <em>bouquet garni</em>
(in a piece of cheese cloth about 5”x8” place 1 tsp. each of dried
basil, oregano and thyme, draw the four corners together and make a
small ball, seal the top with cloth string or I use a trash bag
twister; make sure not to use anything made of plastic)</span><br />


<br /><em><span style="font-size: 18px; font-family: Georgia;">Roux</span></em><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">In
a 2 quart heavy sauce pan, put in flour and then oil and mix into a
smooth paste.  On medium heat, cook slowly for 20 minutes, stirring
frequently, until the <em>roux</em> turns oak color.  Be careful not to scorch; if scorched, start <em>roux</em> over in a clean pan.</span><br /><br /><blockquote><em><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">I
used extra virgin olive oil, which has a lower scorch point than other
oils, so next time I will turn my heat lower than medium. I never
stopped stirring it; it passed oak color halfway through and went
straight to mahogany, but it didn't scorch.</span></span></em><br /></blockquote>
 <a href="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20120a67b4ce1970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Roux020" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451972669e20120a67b4ce1970b " src="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20120a67b4ce1970b-800wi" title="Roux020" /></a> <br /> <br /><br />


<br /><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">When the </span><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;"><em>roux</em>
is ready, add onions, peppers, and celery and cook until tender on the
same heat.  This will release the sugar in the veggies and the <em>roux</em>
should darken a little more (about 10 minutes).</span><br /><br /> <a href="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20128757d255f970c-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="RouxVegs023" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451972669e20128757d255f970c " src="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20128757d255f970c-800wi" title="RouxVegs023" /></a> <br /> <br /><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">Add ale,
Worcestershire and Tabasco and let cook while preparing the sausage.</span></span><br /><br /> <a href="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20120a67b5da5970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Celebration024" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451972669e20120a67b5da5970b " src="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20120a67b5da5970b-800wi" title="Celebration024" /></a> <br /> <br /><br /><blockquote><em><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">Here
was my ale choice. It's blurry because I drank the rest of it. Also, I
cut the Tabasco to about a teaspoon, which was plenty spicy enough for my family.</span></span></em><br /></blockquote>



<br /><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">In
a separate pan sauté the sausage in a little oil and garlic; add to the
<em>roux.</em></span><br /><br /> <a href="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20128757d2e89970c-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Sausage025" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451972669e20128757d2e89970c " src="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20128757d2e89970c-800wi" title="Sausage025" /></a> <br /> <br /><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">Add the entire container of chicken stock.</span><br /><br /> <a href="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20120a67b6442970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="ChickenStock026" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451972669e20120a67b6442970b " src="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20120a67b6442970b-800wi" title="ChickenStock026" /></a> <br /> <br /><br /></span><blockquote><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia; color: #ff7f00;"><em>I used two cans of chicken stock, about 28 oz. total.</em></span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;" /></blockquote><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;"><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">Toss in the<span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">
</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;"><em>bouquet garni</em> to the <em>roux. </em> <em>(Bouquet garni</em> is the French term for a bundle of herbs tied together and tossed into the pot.)</span></span><br /><br /><blockquote><em><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">Okay,
this is important. If you don't use a bouguet garni, and I didn't
because I'm just not French enough, call your brother the chef and ask
him how much ground herbs to use. He'll say "to taste," which Laurie
heard as "½ teaspoon each of basil and thyme, and ¼ teaspoon oregano."
It was perfect. BUT! Don't add this until the last 20 minutes of
cooking! You can just cool your jets and get back to the hard stuff.</span></em><br /></blockquote>



<br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">Bring
to a boil, then reduce to a low simmer and cook for one hour.  The
lower the heat, the better.  The idea is to let the slow heat break
down the flour and oil.</span><br />

<br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">I
have an electric rice cooker which usually takes 30 minutes to cook a
cup and one-half of rice in 3 cups of water.  When the hour of cooking
the gumbo is up, I cook the rice. </span><br /><br /><blockquote><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;"><em>Let's talk about how to use that hour, shall we? You could check your e-mail. You could sample more of the Celebration Ale . . .</em></span><br /><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;" /></blockquote>
 <a href="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20120a67b7ae8970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="CelebrationAle" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451972669e20120a67b7ae8970b " src="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20120a67b7ae8970b-800wi" title="CelebrationAle" /></a> <br /> <br /><br /><br /><blockquote><em><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">. . . but you're not
going to. You're going to de-vein those nasty shrimps. Unless you were
lucky enough to purchase them de-veined (unlikely), you probably bought
a bag of frozen shrimp. Measure out a couple of cups of them into a
colander; put them into the sink and run cold water over them. You
gotta strip the poo tube right out of those dudes or you'll be eating
poo. Use a paring knife and slice right down their bellies stem to
stern, then scrape the poo tube out. You'll recognize it; it's brown.
I'm sure Julia Child or Jacques Pepin or ANYBODY could give you a
better tutorial than this, but if not? Call me. I'll walk you through
it.</span></span></em><br /></blockquote>



<br /><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">While
the rice is cooking add the shrimp and chicken to the gumbo. </span><br /><br /> <a href="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20128757d65b1970c-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Gumbo027" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451972669e20128757d65b1970c " src="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20128757d65b1970c-800wi" title="Gumbo027" /></a> <br /> <br />
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</span><blockquote><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;"><em>This is also the point at which
I added the herbs -- remember them? -- and the salt and pepper. Easy on
the salt; the sausage adds a lot already.</em></span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;" /></blockquote><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;"><br /><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">Cook
for another 20 to 30 minutes. Cool some and serve the gumbo in a bowl
on a bed of rice. Oh don’t that good yeah!!!</span><br />
</span><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;" /><p> <a href="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20120a67b8f69970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="GumboServed029" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451972669e20120a67b8f69970b " src="http://foolery.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451972669e20120a67b8f69970b-800wi" title="GumboServed029" /></a> <br /> </p><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;">
</span><blockquote><p><em><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">It WAS good, Ron -- thank you SO much! And next time I'll start the
process at 2:30 instead of 4:00. I'll double the recipe because it's
really good as leftovers, and I'll listen to Beausoleil and Harry
Shearer the whole time.</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-size: 15px; font-family: Georgia;">"Ah guar-onn-teee."</span></span></em></p><p><br /><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;" /></p><p><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;">
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