Foolish and Funny

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 21:39:00 +0000

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 16:28:00 +0000

Dwarves make the best electricians....because mini hands make light work.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:06:00 +0000

How do you get a one-armed drunk out of a tree?

Wave.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 07:59:00 +0000

My racing snail was not winning races any more, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic.

It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 18:13:00 +0000

The police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

Let's Box

noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 16:12:00 +0000

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Spar.
The husband picks up a 2L box wine and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only R30 for the box" he replies.
'Put it back, we can't afford it’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a R60 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does the 2L wine, and it's half the price.'

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 19:11:00 +0000

Why was the broom late for school?

Because he overswept!

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 09:18:00 +0000

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:38:00 +0000

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:37:00 +0000

What do you call a beetle's pet rabbit?

A bug's bunny.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 09:09:00 +0000

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 07:46:00 +0000

“I was walking past my fridge the other day when I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gee’s song. But when I opened the door it was just some chive talking.”

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 10:08:00 +0000

Q: What is the fastest cake in the world?

A: Scone

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 09:05:00 +0000

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 28 May 2010 07:50:00 +0000

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 21 May 2010 07:27:00 +0000

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

PUMPKIN PI

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 14 May 2010 06:26:00 +0000

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

HIP-POP!

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 07 May 2010 06:14:00 +0000

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:39:00 +0000

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

You look a little pail!

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 09:49:00 +0000

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad!

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:05:00 +0000

What side of the cat has the most fur?

The OUT-side.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 06:04:00 +0000

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 06:03:00 +0000

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:35:00 +0000

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:02:00 +0000

What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!