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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 31 Jan 2020 08:14:00 +0000

Why do cows have hooves? 

Because they lactose.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 24 Jan 2020 09:32:00 +0000

I've been diagnosed with a fear of giants - Feefiphobia.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 14:44:00 +0000

Somebody said you sounded like an owl.

Who?

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 21:39:00 +0000

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 16:28:00 +0000

Dwarves make the best electricians....because mini hands make light work.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:06:00 +0000

How do you get a one-armed drunk out of a tree?

Wave.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 07:59:00 +0000

My racing snail was not winning races any more, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic.

It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 18:13:00 +0000

The police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 19:11:00 +0000

Why was the broom late for school?

Because he overswept!

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 09:18:00 +0000

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:38:00 +0000

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:37:00 +0000

What do you call a beetle's pet rabbit?

A bug's bunny.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 09:09:00 +0000

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 07:46:00 +0000

“I was walking past my fridge the other day when I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gee’s song. But when I opened the door it was just some chive talking.”

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 10:08:00 +0000

Q: What is the fastest cake in the world?

A: Scone

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 09:05:00 +0000

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 28 May 2010 07:50:00 +0000

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 21 May 2010 07:27:00 +0000

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

PUMPKIN PI

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 14 May 2010 06:26:00 +0000

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

HIP-POP!

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 07 May 2010 06:14:00 +0000

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:39:00 +0000

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

You look a little pail!

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 09:49:00 +0000

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad!

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:05:00 +0000

What side of the cat has the most fur?

The OUT-side.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 06:04:00 +0000

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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noreply@blogger.com (MEL) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 06:03:00 +0000

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish.