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Chapter OneThe Most Dangerous Game  It was a glorious April Morning in throughout the grounds of Wilde Manor. Situated a few miles outside the town of Saphord, Wilde Manor had been home to the men of the Wilde family for generations. The house itself was magnificent Residence the looked as if someone had taken apart an old English castle brick by brick shipped the stone to America and then

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Chapter One An Intrusion Damien crept through the hallway in his bare feet, years of experience and honed instincts guiding him as he inched along the darkened corridor. The irony of having to sneak through his own house wasn't lost on him, having spent years doing the same in the villas and chateaus of affluent collectors. He adjusted his grip on the antique 

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Gentlemen, Christmas is easily the greatest religious observance ever to be robbed of its spiritual importance and turned into an insatiable beast of consumerism and greed. Just the mere thought of it gives anyone in advertising a raging erection (even the women. don't ask me how, it just does) What began centuries ago as one of the Catholic church's attempts to

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We're still bretty busy with the regime change so to fill the time, heres an old gem of Andrew's:  Who are we? We are the kids who got ripped from their childhoods as planes smashed into buildings and cars exploded. We sat transfixed, watching something that no child should be allowed to watch. But the people who should have covered our eyes just let us watched and whispered “no you have to

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As my 20th birthday looms ever closer, I become aware of a deep and insatiable desire. It is an urge so base and instinctual in its nature, that it stifles any protests and overcomes all barriers. It is the desperate longing for manhood, for maturity, for completion. I don’t mean a brief feeling of superiority that comes with an initial conquest. I mean something deeper. Something that can only

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Gentlemen, a toast. To favorite shirts. To rainy Sunday afternoons. To old shoes that are "broken in" not "worn out". To warm summer nights and  that time just before the sun rises when everything no matter what color it is, looks blue. To bonfires and beers. To best friends, girlfriends, and lazy old dogs. to new experiences and old memories. To dirty old hats and visors. To

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Gentlemen, let me first begin by saying: Jimmy never cracked corn, so stop teaching your children that song. He was an American, and like any good American he hired an illegal immigrant to do it for him. Today we talk about the most sacred of objects. A holy relic that is guarded with jealousy and fervor. I am speaking of course, about a Gentleman's last piece of gum. A delectable treat so

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A reading from "The Book of Gentlemen" Chapter 1.In the beginning, there were boobs. And Man saw the boobs and said that they were good. And there was nothing concealing the boobs from the eyes of Man and Man called those days paradise. But woman saw how Man was pleased with boobs and said. "Come let us make clothing to cover up the boobs so that we may gain power over Man.” And they did this and

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you could cut the tension with a knife...or a shoulder mounted laser

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Name: George FeenyLife: 1993-2000Romantic Interest: Teaching life lessonsQuote: " No really, whats your name?...... Are you serious? What the hell kinda name is Topanga?"Mr. Feeny is the perfect teacher. Except for the whole "being next door neighbors" thing, he is the educator we all wish we had. He's patient, wise, omniscient, and possibly British. If there was ever a problem; be it one of

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Gentleman, we need to have a little chat. It has come to my attention that there are some of you out there who have been telling women that they look prettier without makeup on. Stop it. Stop it right god damn now. This type of nonsense is dangerous gentlemen and it is absolutely inexcusable. Now, I understand, lying to women is an honored tradition of gentlemen and douchbags alike. It’s the one

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Name: William Sandford NyeRomantic interests: Science.Life: november 27 1955- infinity ( if he can make water stay in an upside down cup, he can damn sure discover the secret to immortality.)Famous Quote: "Man, fuck the police"Gentleman, we all know this man. He is the lone individual who kept our attention during elementary school. Between the constant threat of a female biological attack and

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Name: Mr. Peanut (but you will refer to him as "Sir")Life: Mr peanut has no beginning and no end. He simply is. Romantic Interest: Making slow, sweet, honey roasted love to your taste budsFamous Quote: His gentlemanliness is such that he has never required words. Mr peanut: Suave, debonair, lightly salted, and Dangerous. all the things that true gentlemen aspire to be. Mr peanut has been the

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The Question: “I’d like to ask a gentleman, when defending a woman's honor, is there a preferred weapon for the gentleman? Should I use a classic weapon or a more modern one? If I use a sword, should I use a katana or a long sword? "-Mr. Gibbons The Answer: Mr. Gibbons, thank you for that excellent question. First and foremost: a Gentleman never uses guns. Not because of any rule or tradition,

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Name: Aragorn, son of Arathorn II, son of Arador, son of Argonui, son of Arathorn I, son of Arassuil, son of Arahad II, son of Aravorn, son of Aragost, son of Arv-Pshh, screw this. Life: 2931, of the Third Age -120 of the Fourth Age ( I'm sure it makes sense somehow) Romantic Interests: A Smokin hot elven princess; Arwen. (Although, there was that nasty rumor about a weekend in cabo with

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A Gentleman never passes up an adventure. It doesn’t matter if it’s a treasure map, his father's diary that was mysteriously mailed to him shortly before his untimely disappearance, or a shady yet alluring woman that wanders into his office requiring his services as a private investigator. The True Gentleman seizes every opportunity to gain another great story and, if he's lucky, change the very

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Obi Wan KenobiLife: more dead than you can possibly imagineRomantic Interests: ...R2D2?Famous quote: " $%#@ my life...."Obi Wan Kenobi is an elegant gentleman from a more civilized age. Whether he's impotently watching his master get murdered, training an extremely powerful Sith lord, or leading the losing side of the clone wars, ( starting to wish you'd picked someone else huh?) he comports

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Gentlemen, one of the great aspects of civilization and cultures is that of charity. Whether it be from people or organizations,the charity of a society stands as a testament to it's character. But some of you may be wondering: what is charity? where does it come from? how can i exploit it for my own gains? Can it be killed with conventional weaponry? All excellent questions. lets begin with the

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James BondLife: has been 34 for the past 40 yearsRomantic Involvement: .......yes.Famous Quote: " Just a stiffness coming on...in the shoulder" James bond is without a doubt one of the greatest men ever to have never existed. He is the gentleman's gentleman. He is what every gentleman strives to be: adventurous, witty, borderline alcoholic, and up to his eyeballs in tang.His accomplishments

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Gentlemen, i have no doubt that by now most of you got the email sent out by the World Gentlemen's Council and were told about the newest masturbation fodder to make it past the FCC. I'm speaking of course about the LFL: Lingerie Football League. according to Wikipedia:"The concept originated from the Super Bowl halftime alternative television special called the Lingerie Bowl which draws millions

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Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Life: 1881-1997 Romantic Involvment: uuhh............... Residence: Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry,Godric's Hollow, and your imagination. Famous Quote: "You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." A.P.W.B.D. was a gentleman, scholar, and for lack of a better term: a total badass.

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Gentlemen,tonight I layed in bed (nude) and pondered the human condition. I pontificated over mankind's eternal pursuit of love and acceptance. How man is never satisfied with what he has and is always striving for more.I thought about the fine line between good and evil, and about all the evils of man and how even in the blackest soul of the most evil man in exsitence there always lies the

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Gentlemen, let me start of by getting something out of the way: Boobies. There. It’s been said and it’s on the table. Just take a moment and chuckle quietly to yourself.…..Done? Good. Now, on to business. If you’re like me there are times throughout your day when your male mind just wanders off without telling you where he's going, much like an A.D.D five year old at six flags. During these

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Gentlemen, let me begin by saying: Testicles. Just enjoy that for a moment, and have a nice chuckle. Done? Good. Now, I'm afraid that I must be the bringer of bad tidings. That most irritating of holidays is almost upon us. The one day of the year where we must go out and spend preposterously large amounts of money and time, to buy gifts with the sole purpose of proving to our girlfriends/wives

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