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Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide • The Register

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:06:11 +0000

Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide • The Register

So true =(

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:05:52 +0000

So true =(

"The X Factor is a preposterous show and you have judges who have no recognisable talent apart from..."

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:46:11 +0000

“The X Factor is a preposterous show and you have judges who have no recognisable talent apart from self-promotion, advising them what to wear and how to look. It is appalling.”

- BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Sting calls X Factor ‘TV karaoke’

So true!!!…(via fuckyeah4chan)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:17:06 +0000

So true!!!…(via fuckyeah4chan)

"The honourable Member for Braintree cited evidence from The Sun, so I want to refer to a recent..."

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:17:09 +0000

“The honourable Member for Braintree cited evidence from The Sun, so I want to refer to a recent edition of the British Medical Journal”

- Political woo – Bad Science

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Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:21:42 +0000

Hair-raising idea by inventor Josh - News - Heywood Advertiser A...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:18:30 +0100

Hair-raising idea by inventor Josh - News - Heywood Advertiser

A BUDDING inventor has been shortlisted in a nationwide competition for his latest contraption.

And the inspiration came from the unlikeliest of places - his mum’s noisy hairdrier.

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Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:27:40 +0100

kapi: It’s that time again, London people. Join us this...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:06:30 +0100

kapi:

It’s that time again, London people.

Join us this Saturday for some drinks @ The Volunteer on Baker Street at 7PM. Nearest tube is Baker Street.

Last time it was good to see some new faces along with the regulars. Let’s hope that we hit double digits this time! (Please do come, we are actually quite lovely in person. We also have stickers this time!)

As usual, please reblog and spread the word. Hope to see you there!!

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Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:06:16 +0100

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APOD: 2009 October 1 - Carina Pillar and Jets This cosmic...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 09:07:20 +0100

APOD: 2009 October 1 - Carina Pillar and Jets

This cosmic pillar of gas and dust is nearly 2 light-years wide. The structure lies within one of our galaxy’s largest star forming regions, the Carina Nebula, shining in southern skies at a distance of about 7,500 light-years. The pillar’s convoluted outlines are shaped by the winds and radiation of Carina’s young, hot, massive stars. But the interior of the cosmic pillar itself is home to stars in the process of formation. In fact, placing your cursor over this visible light image will reveal a penetrating near-infrared view of the pillar - now dominated by two, narrow, energetic jets blasting outward from a still hidden infant star. Both visible light and near-infrared images were made using the Hubble Space Telescope’s newly installed Wide Field Camera 3.

Lesson #450 - Canine Math

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:40:30 +0100

Lesson #450 - Canine Math

Onwurd, nobul steed!

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:25:00 +0100

Onwurd, nobul steed!

APOD: 2009 September 25 - Gigagalaxy Zoom: Galactic...

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 17:29:58 +0100

APOD: 2009 September 25 - Gigagalaxy Zoom: Galactic Center

From Sagittarius to Scorpius, the central Milky Way is a truly beautiful part of planet Earth’s night sky. The gorgeous region is captured here,an expansive gigapixel mosaic of 52 fields spanning 34 by 20 degrees in 1200 individual images and 200 hours of exposure time. Part of ESO’s Gigagalaxy Zoom Project, the images were collected over 29 nights with a small telescope under the exceptionally clear, dark skies of the ESO Paranal Observatory in Chile. The breathtaking cosmic vista shows off intricate dust lanes, bright nebulae, and star clusters scattered through our galaxy’s rich central starfields. Starting on the left, look for the Lagoon and Trifid nebulae, the Cat’s Paw, the Pipe dark nebula, and the colorful clouds of Rho Ophiuchi and Antares(right).

APOD: 2009 September 23 - CoRoT Satellite Discovers Rocky...

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:54:10 +0100

APOD: 2009 September 23 - CoRoT Satellite Discovers Rocky Planet

How similar is exoplanet CoRoT-7b to Earth? The newly discovered extra-solar planet is the closest physical match yet, with a mass about five Earths and a radius of about 1.7 Earths. Also, the home star to CoRoT-7b, although 500 light years distant, is very similar to our Sun. Unfortunately, the similarities likely end there, as CoRoT-7b orbits its home star well inside the orbit of Mercury, making its year last only 20 hours, and making its peak temperature much hotter than humans might find comfortable. CoRoT-7b was discovered in February by noting a predictable slight decrease in the brightness of its parent star. Pictured above, an artist’s depiction shows how CoRoT-7b might appear in front of its parent star. The composition of CoRoT-7b remains unknown, but given its size and mass, it cannot be a gas giant like Jupiter, and is very likely composed predominantly of rock. Future observations will likely narrow the composition of one of the first known rocky planets discovered outside of our Solar System.

"1. The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from..."

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:37:00 +0100

“1. The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!”

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Asreroids - Comics - Explosm.net

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:25:31 +0100

Asreroids - Comics - Explosm.net

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Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:25:53 +0100

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Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:08:57 +0100

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Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:21:00 +0100

Untitled by ~GR3G0R on deviantART