Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Have yourself a little Green polka in your shower!

We didn’t mean polka dancing! We actually meant the polka fabric, like on the ribbon of our ‘Green Polka’ gift set. In this little takeout box from heaven we’ve stuffed (2) sublime, (2) keep it clean and (2) oatmeal cookie soaps into it to make one fantastic and truly out-of-this-world gift pack. If you are looking for a present for the person that has everything (you know who you are!) we promise that they will not have this gift pack!

You can also feel good about giving this set away (not that you’d want to or anything…) because our soaps are all-freakin’-natural and we leave our all the junk that makes your skin filmy. One whiff and feel of these beauties and we promise that you will be purchasing your own gift pack!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Cinna-buns anyone? How about showering with them!?

We have found that our cinnamon roll fortune cookie soap has gotten such a response that we had to offer a gift pack of them! In this ‘Fresh From The Oven’ takeout box, you will get six (6), freshly made and packaged just for you fortune cookie soaps so all you cinnamon freaks can have all you want and can smell like a cinnamon roll for longer!

So if you know someone that is obsessed with the scent of cinnamon rolls and you are seeking rehab for them – why not be their dealer instead? Offer them this gift pack and we promise that they will go wild for it!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Does your guy stink? get him this gift pack, he won’t anymore!

One thing that we have noticed about guys is that they STINK! Now, that is not true all of the time, but is true most of the time but when you buy this awesome, Chinese takeout box filled with three (3) rain showers and three (3) Colombian coffee scented soap you will no longer have the problem of your guy stinking!

The Ar-Guy-le gift set was designed for men to keep up on their scent and battle away the typical ‘man stench’ that seems to creep up all the time. So go ahead, get your man one of these gift packs and we promise that you will never again have to deal with any type of man stench that does not smell like coffee or rain showers!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Icing on your cake – this is good!

We have thought long and hard about what we could put in a gift pack like this one and when the idea finally came to us – well, we had to share it! Think about it – something that smells super fruity and a lime margarita together? Has the idea sunk in yet? Well, that is what is in our Icing on the Cake takeout box! Our very own (3) sublime and (3) pink power fortune cookie soaps have made their way in there and who doesn’t want to smell like both of them?

We’ve also added in – at no extra charge! One of our cupcake ribbons – this ribbon is awesome and goes very well with the theme of the entire gift box!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Say hello to another year in style!

Even though it is cliché, we just had to come up with to say hello to those extra years and that you can give out as a birthday gift to someone! Our birthday pack is filled with (3) Sublime and (3) rain showers soap! This combination is absolutely deadly (meaning, it’s perfect for a birthday!) and even if the soap can not wash away those wrinkles that we can see from here, just inhale a few deep sniffs of these soaps and take comfort in the fact that while you may still “look like a monkey”, you won’t “smell like one too” ;-)

Even after your party is over you will have lots of time to enjoy each and every piece of this very special collection of soaps – just imagine it, you can smell like lime margarita’s all day – how fun is that?

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Christmas Morning without all those annoying songs!

We are very passionate about our soaps and are willing to ship them all over the world – kind of like Santa! So we decided to come up with something to honor the joyous holiday of Christmas. Once you order this little takeout box from heaven you will open it up and instantly, the season will be running through your veins – and honestly, if you are like us you need that sometimes. This set contains two (2) Jack Frosty, two (2) Country Christmas and two (2) Christmas Wreath!

Like toward the end of November, when you have heard every-single-Christmas song on the radio and it isn’t even Thanksgiving yet? Yeah, right about then is when we created this Chinese container filled with Christmas cheer. Order one, get yourself a glass of egg nog, hop in the tub and soon all those Christmas songs will seem not – quite as annoying as before (hopefully)...

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Sponge bob Soap!!!

So I swear, Sponge Bob, Hello Kitty and Dora are taking over the entire world! I mean, I currently have Sponge Bob underwear but I never imagined his spongy face would be on a fortune cookie soap takeout box ribbon! This was of course one invention from my company that I was extremely proud of (they probably took one look at my spongy underwear and decided to wrap a Sponge Bob ribbon around this perfect gift box!) they finally got with the times and put Sponge Bob on their website.

The gift set though, this lovely combination of (1) rain showers, (1) mOd boD, (1) takes the cake, (1) hot tamale, (1) sublime and (1) keep it clean fortune cookie soap all wrapped up with our favorite characters face! This gift set is awesome guys and anyone would be lucky to have it – believe me, I was the first!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Itchy Scarf? We’ve got your autumn blues covered

Personally – we love autumn weather and fall in love with all of the perfect colors, the scents and really everything about this season – that is, until it starts to get freezing cold and then we hop right into the bathtub and stay there until springtime. While we were in the bathtub this past fall we realized that we needed to capture some of those fabulous scents and scrub ourselves down with ‘em! Hence, our ‘Itchy Scarf’ gift set was born.

In this wonderful gift pack, we’ve included some of our most popular and all around great smelling autumn soaps. (2) Cranberry chutney, (2) pumpkin pie and (2) egg nog have all made their way into this great gift pack! So go on, let us take those fall blues away with some of our great scents.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

So what – we like pink!

So even though this gift set is the absolute definition of girly (its called Pinkalicious!), we had to add in a bit of purple in there. Purple can be a very manly color and if you are sharing your wealth, home, shower and of course your toothbrush with a man, chances are you are sharing your soap with him too. If he absolutely hates pink (which is probably the reason you are buying this gift set in the first place!) but will deal with purple, why not purchase a compromise?

We promise though, that once you smell your purple fortune cookie soap – you will not want to surrender it to any man and you will probably end up hiding your gift pack away – it’s okay, we won’t tell! This set contains 2 Pink power, 2 Takes the Cake and 2 The Great Grape.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

A portion of the proceeds from the Pink Power soap sets will be donated to breast cancer research.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Show your school spirit Stillwater!

This set contains 6 “Hocus-Pocus” Fortune Cookies.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Give your kid some variety with their nursery rhymes!

We at the fortune cookie soap company believe that family is extremely important – no joke, we’re serious! This is why we came up with something just for the kids and we believe that they will go bonkers over it! A gift pack that is filled with (1) Keep it Clean (1) The Candy Addict, (1) green goats gruff, (1) nature’s chill pill and (2) rain showers. So now you can give them all the nursery rhymes that they want while they are lathering up with one of these fabulous (and we do have to say awesome) scents that anyone would love!

Think about it – when they are bouncing off the walls you can use the nature’s chill pill to do just that – chill them out, if they are craving some candy you can give them some without feeling guilty and when it is raining outside you can brighten their day with our rain showers fragrance.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

The man’s man gift box – no girls allowed!

This is the second takeout box that is dedicated specifically for the men – they need to have a little shout out too don’t you think? After all, most of the time soap is created to battle away the man stench that tends to circle around our guys. That is the reason for this takeout box of joy! It contains some course ground pear, some mod bod and finally they can get drunk off the scent of lime margaritas with our sublime soap!

We are not even tying this pretty pack with a bow – Yanno, we are keeping it ‘man style’ and tying it in a knot instead!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

It’s a baby girl – finally!

So you know those moments when you have absolutely no idea what to get someone? Well, when they have a baby, specifically a baby girl, you probably have no idea what to get the mother! Now you may all be thinking that baby stuff is the best option, but isn’t that what everyone else is getting? Be unique and get the mother something that will clean her up – come on, she just had a baby! For instance, our “It’s a girl” gift pack is the best gift ever!

It features three (3) ‘takes the cake’ and three (3) ‘pink lemonade’ soaps that honestly go perfect with any baby girl! And yes, we even wrap it with a ribbon that congratulates the happy parents!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Wash yourself with Hello Kitty! ...soaps you pervs!

These days, Hello Kitty is everywhere. Big, small; short, tall—you see her famous face everywhere. Why is that face so famous? It’s because she has no mouth, you see—at least according to creator. I guess that means she never has to have her mouth washed out with soap—but the little wonder might be regretting her lack of mandibles, given her brand new product: Hello Kitty fortune cookie soap! Now, you may be thinking that this was a bad idea, but honestly, this Hello Kitty fortune cookie soap kit is the best thing to hit the shelves since – well, since Hello Kitty!

When you order this perfect little Chinese food carton packed full of fortune cookie soap, you are not just getting soap—you are getting an all natural and great-for-your-sexy-skin soap in two different flavors (not for eating though, wash yourself with it seriously … do not eat it). Naturally, the container will be all wrapped up with, yes, a Hello Kitty ribbon. This is a great gift for a kid … or someone who is really obsessed with Hello Kitty. We know you’re out there!

This set comes with 3 “Sweet Tart Martini”, 3 “sublime” and is wrapped in a stylish “Hello Kitty” ribbon.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Three goats walk into a bar …a bar of soap that is!

Okay, so we’re a bit corny here at the fortune cookie soap company, but we were serious about the goat’s soap! It is actually goat’s milk soap and we have created a great gift pack that includes both the green and brown goat’s milk soap for your moisturizing pleasure! We all know what you may be thinking though – why would a hip and cool company like ours create something like goat’s milk soap?

Well, the answer to that is very simple – we wanted to improve your skin and goat’s milk is PACKED with all sorts of vitamins to nourish your flesh! Aren’t you glad you asked?

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

First crushes as ever-so-special until they break your heart!

Although the title of this description may seem harsh it’s the truth! Although, we at the fortune cookie soap company promise that our First Crush takeout box containing pink lemonade, sublime and not-too-shabby chic soap will never break your heart. So go on, give this little Chinese container filled with love to your little girl and just watch her face light up!

You also can feel great about our product being your child’s first crush because all of our soaps are all-natural! No … really, we hand make them ourselves, hand fold them and even package them ourselves!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Dora The Explorer – in soap form!

Dora the explore is honestly one of those character that all children love and they all want to be just like her – she is like the new-aged Hello Kitty with a mouth! What most kids do not know is that we created this soap for Dora ourselves – it is the essence of everything sweet and sour at the same time, along with some lavender to chill our nerves because seriously – Dora can get on anyone’s nerves from time to time.

In this awesome set we have included some sweet tart martini soaps (for the moments when you just need something …), some sublime (which is lime margarita scented!) and some lavender soap to just calm you down. Now put the kids in front of Dora and slip away to inhale some of these delicious soaps – don’t worry, Dora will keep them entertained!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Have a date night in your shower – don’t forget to bring the date!

So we don’t know about you, but we love to have an entire movie night in our bathtub – pop open the ‘Date Night’ takeout gift set, turn on the radio and you can lather yourself up with buttered popcorn, red-hot tamales or cola – all in one bath!

In this set there is more than enough soap to share, but honestly … we like to horde it all for ourselves and even if it was made for a ‘date night’, we like to have date nights with ourselves. Wait! That came out wrong – we think that our Date Night gift set is too awesome to share, but you may have a different opinion, although we doubt it!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Hide yourself away in a winter wonderland – in your tub!

When it comes to those cold and brutal winter months, all we usually want to do is curl up with a roaring fire and chill out at home – unfortunately for most of us we have to trudge to work, pick up the kids and finally head home to make dinner. Why not lock yourself away in your bathroom for a while – quite a while if you ask us, pop open a bottle of Jack Daniels (What…? Whiskey warms the soul!) and lather up with our Winter Wonderland gift set!

This set contains (3) jack frosty (we promise he won’t make any moves on you! Just will make you smell amazing!) and (3) Rain Shower soaps – you will fall in love with the scents and we guarantee that this will unthaw you from the cold outside!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

King Midas and his golden touch – it’ll unstink you!

Everyone knows the story of King Midas and his golden touch, that is a given, but what they do not know is that he came out with this neat little Chinese carton filled with fortune cookie soap that will not turn you gold, but will certainly get rid of your stink! This awesome little package is filled with all sorts of Christmas cheer and you will be cheering yourself when you see exactly what is in here!

(2) Gingerbread, (2) Christmas wreaths and (2) egg nog soap all wrapped up with – yes, a gold ribbon! This soap is one that will have all heads turning toward you and no, it isn’t because you stink, it’s because you don’t!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Don’t stink at your next black tie affair!

New Years Eve always sneaks up on us and it seems to always be an afterthought because Christmas is usually the main focus of the holiday season. Well not anymore! Now you can ring in the New Year and make sure that your midnight kiss does not end one minute after it starts! Our black tie affair gift set contains ‘ (3) Takes The Cake’ and ‘ (3) Jack Frosty’ fortune cookie soaps that will help knock your Christmas scent down and replace it with something festival yet classy!

These soap scents are some of the best we have and they will last even after you drink all that champagne and smell a little bit like a drunken squirrel – if you happened to take a shower before the party, we got you covered buddy! You will either smell just like a wedding cake, or like peppermint and spearmint mixed together for hours!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

The perfect Halloween scare – in your bathtub!

If you are looking to scare away the Boogeyman with a little bit of your Hocus Pocus, go ahead and get yourself our Bewitched fortune cookie soap gift set! This set also contains Superman’s weakness soap, Kryptonite so if you are a Superman hater, you will love this set! Not that you need to be a superman hater to love these soaps or anything!

You can also feel really good about these soaps because they are all natural, completely hand-made and for once your skin should feel soft – like a baby’s butt … isn’t that how the saying goes?

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

A bachelorette’s party in one takeout box!

One of the hardest times in a mother’s life is when their daughter finally gets themselves hitched, although one of the greatest times for a mother and daughter is the bachelorette party! In this Apple of My Eye gift set from the fortune cookie soap company, we have created the absolute perfect gift for any bride-to-be the day before the wedding. It contains two (2) candy candy addict soap!, two (2) lime margarita truly sublime soap! and finally, two (2) of our ‘keep it clean’ soap that one is for after the strip club! ;-)

It all comes perfectly wrapped with a plaid ribbon that makes this little Chinese container filled with soap seem innocent, but as soon as you crack it on open, you will see that it is anything but innocent!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Soap Set
Price: 19.99

Don’t your wish you were three sheets to the wind? Us too!

We were three sheets to the wind when we created this fabulous concoction of fortune cookie soaps! (2) Sublime, (2) rain showers and of course (2) cake are all included in this awesome gift pack that will leave you three sheets to the wind and soaking wet!

So go ahead draw a bath, pop your drunk butt in there and lather up with these three glorious scents and we promise that they will sober you up enough to get your to sleep – we can not promise that you won’t have a headache in the morning though – sorry!