Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Put a wee bit o’ blarney in your soap gift!

This unique soap gift has the crisp fragrance of blended green apple and green tea with touch of gold glitter. Each “fortune” contains Irish sayings & verses, both funny and wise such as: “Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.” – “There’s nothing so bad that it couldn’t be worse.” Your Irish friends will be counting their blessings when you give this thoughtful gift. And just in case you’re wondering, we didn’t take anything from the leprechaun’s gold at the end of the rainbow – still looking for that!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

This soap is a wonderful mix of floral violets and tangy raspberry.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Treat your Valentine to this delicious concoction of sweet raspberry with a creamy feel when used.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Wonderful Chocolate and Strawberry Scented… Perfect for those of you with a sweet tooth.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

This Cookie has just been released for Valentines. It is a Rich Dark chocolate, combined with a sweet cherry fragrance.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Scrub yourself down with a cinnamon roll!

This has to be said – the title of this is pervy, but it is true! It is a known fact that each and every person in the world secretly wishes they can not only smell like their favorite breakfast food, but they can also shower with it. Heck, why do you think we created the new Cinnamon Rolled fortune cookie soap? No, we were not high on anything – except tons of cinnamon rolls – but you will be glad that we were once you give this little beauty a try!

Even just looking at the cinnamon roll fortune cookie soap is appealing, we have created a handmade, hand folded, speckled and iced little piece of heaven and once you shower or bathe with this soap, you will see why we are so obsessed with it! Your entire bathroom will smell like cinnamon rolls and your spouse will probably expect breakfast to be ready when he or she wakes up – beware though, once you are out of the shower, they could try to take a bite out of your oh-so-sexy-flesh once they get a whiff of you!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Okay you Starbucks lovers – this is one for you!

Now me being an office person, I am of course absolutely insane over Starbucks (seriously … I have it every morning, otherwise I am cranky throughout the day), so when I logged onto fortunecookiesoap.com and saw that they had my favorite hazelnut cappuccino scent locked away in a soap and I could smell like it all day? Well, dude, it was over! I swear, I was sold!

Now when I go into Starbucks I can smell exactly like the beverage I crave all day! And (yes there is more) this soap is absolutely fantastic for my skin. Seriously! It makes it soft, silky and all around wonderful!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Love Caramel Apples? Want to Smell like one? This is the product for you!

Ladies and gentlemen, are you the type of person that is psycho over smelling like a fruit? Well, I am! And, I am an absolute sucker for all things green applish (is that a word?), so when I saw that I could smell like a green apple dipped in caramel? I was all over that and I was instantly hooked!

Now, let’s be honest here folks, I am not only addicted to the smell, I am also obsessed with the pureness of the soap (the fact that I can smell like my favorite dessert and have touch-me-all-over-skin with no artificial crap in it? Now can you see why I am addicted?).

Naturally, I was so hooked to this product that they had to start a rehab just for me (seriously, the reality TV show is coming out very soon, watch for it!) If you are like me and are obsessed with this caramel apple fortune cookie soap, don’t hesitate to follow the caramel apple smell that floats around my pad and enroll yourself in rehab – right away.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Lather up and get clean with a cranberry!

We here at the fortune cookie soap company are absolutely psycho over holidays! We love to capture the smell of the holidays in our soap. Take the cranberry chutney fortune cookie soap – it is that can-shaped cranberry sauce packed into a tiny piece of soap! Personally, we think that cranberries smell absolutely amazing and that is why we not only made it smell like cranberry/oranges, but we also added in real cranberry seeds!

The cranberry seeds that we packed into this will help scrub away some of that dead skin that is always hanging around on your body. So, when you buy this beauty, not only will you be purchasing an all natural piece of soap, but you will be ridding yourself of dead flesh every time you use it! Not to mention that you will smell like the all-to-familiar can-shaped cranberry sauce that somehow makes its way onto every single thanksgiving dinner table.

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Rub yourself down with buttered popcorn!

If you are one of the many people that dream of buttered popcorn (we know you are out there! – heck, I am one of them!) then this is the soap for you! Not only does it smell exactly like buttered popcorn, but it tastes just like it too! I’m kidding! You don’t need to eat this product to fall in love with it though; it is fun, airy, light and will give you that can’t-keep-your-hands-off-my-skin that everyone secretly wishes they had.

This is the perfect soap for all you movie buffs that have secretly wanted to smell like a piece of popcorn all their life. This soap is also all natural and is completely pure – unlike you probably (we know about those dirty movies)! You can now clean up your act with this buttered popcorn smelling fortune cookie soap!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Go ahead … fulfill you fantasy and shower with the Boogeyman … soap!

This sweet smelling, absolutely intoxicating and all around out of this world fortune cookie soap may look a little weird but come on, with a name like Boogeyman – would you expect it to be all rainbows and kittens? The Boogeyman deserves a little more and he tends to be a little bit morbid, so we decided to pull together black and purple swirls to make this fantastic concoction of papaya, mango and candy corn, because really? What is soap without the smell of candy corn?

So, now that you know the smell and the history behind the colors, let’s talk about the fact that this soap is freaking awesome for your skin! The all naturalness of it makes it one of the best products in the world for your flesh – so go ahead and treat yourself to our soap, you won’t regret it!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Zen it up in your bath tub!

With all of the new age stuff popping up everywhere, it only makes sense to have a little Zen in your shower with you right? All you need to do is:

1. Strip!
2. Turn on your shower
3. Get your Zen Garden Fortune Cookie Soap ready
4. Get in and lather your body on up!
5. Escape into the Green tea and lemongrass scent

Now see? That was not that hard was it? Even if you are not all new age, you can get into the green tea and lemongrass smell of this fantastic and swirled up fortune cookie soap right? We all know you can – now do it!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Martini anyone?

Do you like sweet tarts the candy? Do you like martinis? If you have answered yes to both of these questions then the newest soap from the fortune cookie soap company is the greatest invention ever for you! If you have answered no to both of these question – well, then you should keep reading this description. The newest scent ‘sweet tart martini’ is absolutely amazing, and believe you me, we have spent some time creating the perfect blend of sweet and tart, one smell and you will be hooked, that’s a promise.


What more could you ask for? A sweet and tart concoction which is absolutely mouth-puckering and you do not have to worry about being hung over. This is the perfect soap no matter which way you slice it!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Because sometimes you just need to chill … nature’s way!

This has to be said: lavender rocks! It is one of the greatest relaxation smells in the world and when the Fortune Cookie Soap company came out with Nature’s Chill Pill that smells just like lavender – I couldn’t pass it up! Now as most of you already know, when you are stressed out, lavender is one of the greatest scents to be inhaling. Well, now you can inhale it all day, because when you wash with Nature’s Chill Pill, you will definitely smell this fantastic scent all-freaking-day.

Now that you know the scent of it, you need to purchase this little soap because honestly …? Even from here we can tell you are stressed – so go ahead, click the ‘add to shopping bag’ button and just try it if you like it then you can buy more! We promise you will like it; for real … we do. Heck, if you don’t like it we do have an e-mail address and we do accept complaints … you just may not get a response. Just kidding! We want you to be 100% Satisfied!

Vendor: Fortune Cookie Soap
Type: Swirl Soap
Price: 3.99

Chocolate and mint, together at last … in a soap!

I have to say, this is to date one of our best selling and best smelling soaps on the market! Who wouldn’t love to scrub away their stinky scent with a chocolate and mint fortune cookie soap? Well, I can’t think of a better way to spend your shower time in the morning other than – well, that is unmentionable here but anyway!

So here are some directions for you on how to use this soap – because honestly, it is addictable (is that a word?) and you will fall instantly in love with it!

First step: Strip down baby!
Second step: Turn on the shower and get inside.
Third step: Lather up and take a deeeeeeep breath

See? Aren’t you glad you read the instructions?