tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77676865053334864852024-10-30T23:10:26.654-07:00Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.comBlogger482125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-29381562278566179512013-06-08T09:49:00.001-07:002013-06-08T09:49:05.653-07:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>"Antes la resaca duraba un día y la batería de los celulares 3. Ahora es al revés."</b></span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">MPQSR</span></b></span>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-66528270620795532402013-06-02T19:06:00.004-07:002013-06-02T19:06:47.491-07:00<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>"Nada es perfecto, por eso los lápices tienen borrador"</b></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Anónimo</b></span>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-17164908326889345342013-04-26T12:25:00.001-07:002013-04-26T12:25:12.847-07:00<p dir=ltr>"Que haya portero no significa que no pueda hacer gol"</p> <p dir=ltr>Rafael Vera (Publicista)</p> Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-29116620441632424962013-04-24T15:18:00.001-07:002013-04-24T15:18:10.594-07:00<p dir=ltr>"No calientes lo que no vas a comer"</p> <p dir=ltr>Brigitte Bendez&#250; (Publicista)</p> Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-67010519272387717252013-04-21T08:58:00.001-07:002013-04-21T08:58:13.938-07:00<p dir=ltr>"El amor no existe es una fantas&#237;a"</p> <p dir=ltr>Summer (500 days of Summer)</p> Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-65121160440390979592013-03-31T23:55:00.001-07:002013-03-31T23:55:44.187-07:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><b><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">"Guía tu vida sexual por mis 3 simples principios:&nbsp;</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><b><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">1.- si es posible, las mujeres primero&nbsp;</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><b><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">2.- es más fácil pedir perdón que pedir permiso&nbsp;</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><b><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">3.- y más importante, los 10 segundos que lleva poner un condón, valen los 10 años que tienes que fingir que te gusta jugar soccer"</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #222222; font-size: x-small; line-height: 19px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span> <span style="color: #222222; font-size: x-small; line-height: 19px;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Charlie Harper</span></b></span>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-47238807622598172222013-02-22T06:56:00.001-08:002013-02-22T06:56:28.328-08:00<b><span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span></b> <span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;"><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">"Vivimos en un país donde hay más confianza en la selección de fútbol que en el gobierno"</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;"><b><br /></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;"><b>Anónimo</b></span>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-8703472181579545712013-01-25T04:16:00.001-08:002013-01-25T04:16:11.312-08:00<div><p>"Un hombre con una idea nueva es un loco hasta que la idea triunfa" </p> <p><b>Mark Twain</b> </p> </div>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-27639648144712028392012-12-29T16:46:00.001-08:002012-12-29T16:46:10.957-08:00<div><p> "Hola Linda &#191;por que tan sola?<br> _ Es que me vine a tirar un pedo..."</p> <p>Anonimo</p> </div>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-12377808413018132352012-11-27T09:08:00.000-08:002012-11-27T09:08:19.925-08:00<br /> <span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>"no hay mujer desinteresada, solo con menos expectativas"</b></span><br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Anónimo</span></b><br /><table style="width: 550pxpx;"></table> Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-32913726834105590152012-11-26T08:17:00.001-08:002012-11-26T08:17:10.056-08:00<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>"¿Por qué eres tan bueno conmigo?</b></span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>- Eres mi chica</b></span><br /> <span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Siempre seré tu chica"</b></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Forrest Gump (película)</b></span>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-56692184589185308522012-11-02T14:38:00.001-07:002012-11-02T14:38:59.049-07:00<div><p>"Si viene una flaca rica y me pide una cancha, le compro un carro" xD</p> <p><b>Eduardo Sotelo (Periodista)</b></p> </div>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-61177029201917999352012-10-21T12:02:00.001-07:002012-10-21T12:02:13.201-07:00<br /> <div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" style="background-color: white; direction: ltr; line-height: 14px; margin-bottom: 3px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word;"> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>"habla barón</b></span></div> <div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" style="background-color: white; direction: ltr; line-height: 14px; margin-bottom: 3px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word;"> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>gracias por los saludos</b></span></div> <div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" style="background-color: white; direction: ltr; line-height: 14px; margin-bottom: 3px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word;"> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>ese día del periodista deportivo debe ser el invento de alguien con muchas ganas de beber XD"</b></span></div> <br /> <div> <br /></div> <div> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Eduardo Sotelo (Periodista)</span></b></div> Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-27237906579464787672012-10-13T14:07:00.004-07:002012-10-13T14:07:28.498-07:00<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif;">"Cuando digo linda hay una sola persona, pero cuando digo rica pueden haber varias"</span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Juan Pablo Yalán (Publicista)</b></span>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-30644511789746705102012-10-13T11:57:00.001-07:002012-10-13T11:57:20.366-07:00<div><p>"La vida es pa joder, pa que m&#225;s, hay que reirse" </p> <p><b>Filosof&#237;a de la vieja escuela</b> <b>(Taxista)</b></p> </div>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-63809162525628124572012-10-08T21:09:00.001-07:002012-10-08T21:09:47.127-07:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>"todos se caen aprendiendo a vivir, pero no es motivo para darse por vencido..."</b></span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">José Gilvonio (Publicista)</span></b></span>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-88974030018813093562012-10-06T18:36:00.001-07:002012-10-08T21:17:52.225-07:00<div> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>"A la, con ese sueldo compro amor y me dedico a hacer hijos"</b></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Anónimo</b></span></div> Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-9010281342042236312012-10-05T00:26:00.000-07:002012-10-05T00:26:06.190-07:00<span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></span> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>"La vida es para vivirse, está ahí para tomarla, no debe arrepentirse de nada"</b></span><br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sr. Hobbs (Un Plan Brillante)</span></b>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-73152138199973260962012-10-02T20:27:00.002-07:002012-10-02T20:27:40.290-07:00<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>"tengo una fijación maleada con los senos... desde el colegio"</b></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Mariana Veliz (Publicista)</b></span>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-13546190817858841572012-09-22T14:17:00.001-07:002012-09-23T10:02:04.590-07:00<span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>"La vejez no existe, es juventud acumulada"</b></span><br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">José Gilvonio (Publicista)</span></b>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-17528302665064239662012-09-16T08:56:00.002-07:002012-09-16T08:56:40.560-07:00<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>"<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px; white-space: pre-line;">Nada es imposible ...solo es más caro"</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 14px; white-space: pre-line;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 14px; white-space: pre-line;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Renzo Gonzalez (Diseñador)</b></span></span>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-78288758738374688172012-09-12T06:51:00.001-07:002012-09-16T08:57:11.142-07:00<div> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>"Nunca dejes pasar una oportunidad que te haga feliz solo porque a los demás no les guste"</b></span><br /> <b><br /></b> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Anónimo</span></b><br /> </div> Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-7700946545240179062012-09-11T10:37:00.001-07:002012-09-16T08:57:41.915-07:00<div> <span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b><i>"Cada vez que dices no puedo pierdes la oportunidad de demostrar las cosas de las que eres capaz"</i></b></span><br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Anónimo</span></b></div> Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-10440316327789988412012-08-26T09:55:00.003-07:002012-08-26T09:55:44.438-07:00<span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">"Pero chelear solito &nbsp;es triste... incluso para mi"</span><br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Eduardo Sotelo (Periodista)</span></b>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767686505333486485.post-87640085620820373552012-08-25T12:02:00.001-07:002012-08-25T12:02:39.160-07:00<div><p>Sentados en un chifa-telo...<br> "Senior,esta seguro que me voy a llenar?,porque soy golosa"</p> <p><b>Mariana Veliz (Publicista)</b></p> </div>Jose Luishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069083036951090917noreply@blogger.com0