Someone got a D in their assignment , good job!!!

How could I have not thought of this!!

He didn’t do the greatest job raising me but I did inherit some of the qualities which I have noticed as of late.  It seems that as I get older, I am more forgiving and probably more tolerant, which explains why I can talk to him without having to go into a burst of raw emotions.  Anyways here’s to my father and may he enjoy his day and whatever he got up to.

On another note this old man celebrated his birthday in style thanks to the anonymous folks at 4chan.   More of this story can be read here, and if this world had more people, who could put their heads together to brighten someone’s day, how awesome would this world be?

My day would so be complete with this in my life!!!

I cracked up so badly when I saw this….

The latest event was just last Friday in which I went to the mall as I was accompanying a friend who was after a birthday present for his girlfriend.  We met up with Mish and went to her work upstairs.  It was there, that I saw one of the most beautiful woman in a long time.  I tried to play it cool and not gawk at her as one would, but I couldn’t help myself, she was simply that good.

I walked away once we were done with the shopping and told Mish and Albz that I would return and compliment her on how she looks.  Both wanted to witness it and I wasn’t willing, especially when both act like school children and will giggle silly.  I had to drop Albz off at home and had to return to the mall to pick up Mish.  Once at the mall, I called Squeaks and asked her “Would it be creepy if I went up to a girl and just said something like wow you’re beautiful?”  “NO!! You should totally do it, girls love that kind of stuff”.  Upon hearing that, I gathered my thoughts and went upstairs to do what I set out.

Oh gosh, there she is and she’s smiling *nose bleed*…  I couldn’t exactly chicken out now as I entered into the store and with a composed manner proceeded to say the following:

” Hey, I just wanted to get my words out, before Mish who happens to be my flatmate beats me to it”
” I just wanted to thank you for making my day and for being as beautiful as you are”
“Aaaww thank you” ( I was still holding it together, at this stage)
” I’m not sure what it is about you, but you have an aura and I can’t help but be attracted to it.”
“I really don’t know what to say” (It’s at this stage that she smiles once more and I have to BAIL OUT!!)
“So whatever you do, I hope you have good night and once again thank you”
*Calmly walk out and remain cool*

As I went to meet Michelle, I couldn’t stop grinning and marvel at my recent accomplishment.  I didn’t want to ask for her number or coffee  since I gathered that a lady of her calibre would surely be flattered, asked out and wooed constantly.  If anything, I just wanted to get off what was on my chest and let the universe take care of the rest.

Though she’s so far away
It just keeps getting stronger
every day
and even now she’s gone
I’m still holding on

So tell me where do I start
’cause it’s breaking my heart
Don’t wanna let her go

Probably one of the best viral ads going around promoting The Last Exorcism.