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Entertainment Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 06:44:00 PST

Entertainment Jokes

By Anonymous from USA.

A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his. "Many a night they stamp on the floor and shout till midnight."

When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied, "Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet till about that time most every night anyway."

Little Johnny Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:44:00 PST

Little Johnny Jokes

By Rey Reyes from San Antonio Texas USA.

One day the school principal was talking to Little Johnny's teacher about his behavior, when all of a sudden Johnny comes running down the hallway.

The principal stops Johnny and asks him, why are you running?

Little Johnny says; I'm keeping two kids from fighting, sir. Who? ask the principal. Me and the kid chasing me; and off he went.

Funny Puns Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 06:42:00 PST

Puns Jokes

By Corey Strable from Phoenix USA.

Never criticize someone unless you walk a mile in his or her shoes, and then when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

idiots Jokes - Funny Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 06:43:00 PST

diots Jokes

By Badullah from Lagos Nigeria

One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.

When his boss asked him what happened, he explained:

"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang

and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"

"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what

about the other?" "They called back!"

Teachers Jokes - Funny Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:42:00 PST

Teachers Jokes By Mangesh from India

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Men Vs. Women Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 06:44:00 PST

Men Vs. Women Jokes By Samantha from Unknown

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.

Idiots Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:44:00 PST

By Anonymous from USA.

One friend to another, "My new horse is very well-mannered."

"That's nice."

"Yes, isn't it? Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!"

Female Jokes - Funny Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 06:45:01 PST

Female Jokes

By ishi from Colombo Western Sri Lanka

A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, "Don't take a step further."

She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been.

She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. "Don't take a step further."

She stops and a car skids past. Then suddenly she hears the voice saying "I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you.

Now do you have any questions to ask me?" Yes! Shouts the woman, "Just where were you on my wedding day!"

nON vEG jOKES - Sardar washed his underwear

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 03:26:00 PST

Sardar washed his underwear
& hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty
& put a note on it:
.
Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove my underwear
when U remove U R panty

Non Veg Jokes - Question Answers - One Liners

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 03:22:00 PST

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What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?
A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.

Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
So he could run his fingers through his hair.

Whats the difference between a microwave and a woman?.
A microwave doesn’t scream when you put a piece of meat in it.

What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.

Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they’re not going to work in the future, either.

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.

What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.

Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.

Sardarji In an interview - Funny Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 02:59:00 PST

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Sardarji In an interview...

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Sardarji Joke Made in Japan

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 02:40:01 PST

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Funny Joke - Sardar joined new job

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:37:00 PST

Sardar joined new job.

1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Sardarji Jokes : Accident a man was crying...

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 02:39:00 PST

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Israeli, British, Canadian & Nigerian Doctors Funny Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 06:44:00 PST

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By Biodun Ishola from Ikeja Lagos Nigeria

An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks."

A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."

A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."

A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.

Must Read Funny Business Joke on Marketing

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 06:45:00 PST

Business Jokes

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour

her a drink.

You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it,

offer her a ride, and then say,

"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback!!!!

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Indian Jokes Hindi Jokes Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:18:01 PST

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Indian Jokes Hindi Jokes, Funny SMS

Indian jokes are very funny and popular among all countries.

Here is a free funny sms about a beautiful girl for you.

Girl Indian Jokes Girl Hindi Jokes, Girl Funny SMS

Mayavati Lalu Prasad Yadav Funny Hindi jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 20:14:03 PST

Funny Kid Joke in Hindi

Mayavati: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.

Lalu Prasad Yadav : Beta bolke dikha.

Mayavati ka beta : english english english english english...

Sardarji SMS Jokes - must read joke

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 02:33:00 PST

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Sardarji Funny Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 06:41:00 PST

By Taylor from USA.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar and Tourist funny Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 03:01:48 PST

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Sardar and Lady Joke : Car start with petrol

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 02:37:02 PST

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea... All cars that I know start with petrol.

Little Johnny Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 00:24:28 PST

One horse can carry more money - Funny Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 06:42:00 PST

One horse can carry more money on its nose than the stage coach carried in all its history.

Indian vs Pakisthani Hindi Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Indian Brain) — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 20:09:00 PST

Ik Pakistani aur ik Indian Jurassic Parkmovie dekhne jate hain.

Dinosaur screen ke paas aa raha tha. Pakistani darke seat ke neech chhup gaya.

Indian: kyon Pakistani bhai Ji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag rahi hai. Cinema hi to hai.

Pakistani: Mein Insan hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai. Lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata?

Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sa'ab, aap ko brain tumour hai.

Pakistani: Oh, that's GREAT !!.

Doctor: Aap itni khush kiyun hai?

Pakistani: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke mere paas brain hai.