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3GP Software

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 04 Aug 2013 15:44:00 +0000

Many mobile devices use 3GP as the default video format, but sometimes it's difficult to find also a desktop video player that opens it. This is where 3GP Player comes in handy.

With 3GP Player you can play videos in 3GP, 3GPP and 3GPP2... and that's basically it. The program doesn't have any options or configuration settings. It doesn't even have buttons to control the video – you have to use keyboard shortcuts.

3GP Player has one of the strangest interfaces I've ever seen in a video player, and not necessarily in a positive way. It features a large window with just three buttons, but big enough to hold an enormous banner. The video itself is played on a separate window, so the program takes unnecessary extra space on the desktop and your toolbar too.

In other words, 3GP Player does what it says on the tin, but doesn't have anything else worth mentioning.

Internet Download Manager.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 04 Aug 2013 15:33:00 +0000

Internet Download Manager Corp. is a subsidiary of Tones Inc. that develops Internet Applications since 1990. We have strong expertise in network programming, consulting and design services.
Our company started Internet Download Manager project in 1998 when we where developing network libraries and console applications for accelerated files downloading.

We are proud to announce that Internet Download Manager recently became a popular application with more than one hundred thousand users worldwide. You are welcome to give Internet Download Manager a try to handle your downloads.

Internet Download Manager is a tool to download Internet files with comfort and speed. IDM can download several files and file segments simultaneously, pause and resume downloads with a single click, recover broken downloads from unexpected power shutoff or network related problems. Simple graphic user interface makes IDM application user friendly and easy to use.

IDM can take over downloads from Internet Explorer, Opera, Mozilla and Netscape for any file types of your choice. It then shows its own download dialog where you gain additional control over your downloads.

IDM has automatic update option and may check for the availability of a newer version once per week. Once a newer version has become available, IDM shows a dialog that describes all new features and suggests updating your current version. You can also download the latest version of IDM using Quick Update tool that comes along with IDM distribution.

When IDM is working, it shows its icon on the task bar. IDM menu shows up when you right click on the icon. You can exit IDM by picking "exit" in the menu.

Diet.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:01:00 +0000

Two guys of about 26 years who were selling recharge cards by the road were always seeing an old woman passing by everyday going and coming from work.

They were now wondering why the old GRANNY is till going to work walking very well, instead she should be enjoying her pension fee at home.

One day they saw her passing by and decided to ask:

Boy 1: ''sorry ma'm can I ask you?''

Old woman: ''sure you can ask.''

Boy 1: ''what do you eat which keeps you strong & energetic like this at this age?''

Old woman: ''everyday before I go to work, I take 2 bottles of hot staff wine, 3 balls of marijuana then 2 teaspoons full of cocaine."

Boy 2: ''wait! How old are you?''
Old woman: '' 25."

Start From.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:55:00 +0000

Death came To a Guy and said "my friend today is your day". The guy said "but i am not ready" and death said, "well you are next on my list." so the guy tried to plead with death but it Refused,

"OK why don't u take a sit while I get you something to eat before we go.?" the man said while shaking... and death said "alright then." The guy gave death some food and thought of adding poison on it, but said to Himself, 'since it is Death, poison wouldn't have any effect on it,'

so he added some sleeping pills in it, Death finished eating and fell asleep when asleep, the Guy took the Death list, Rubbed his name from top of the list and Wrote it at the bottom of the list.

So when Death woke up he said to the guy, "Because you have been So nice to Me with much hospitality that I even Fell asleep, I will start the LIST FROM THE BOTTOM!!"

#The guy Fainted#

Donkey Or Leader.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:48:00 +0000

Judge: What's your problem ?

Leader: Your Hon-our, this man always calls me 'donkey'.

Judge: (to the man) You'll be punished if you do that again, understood?

Man: Sorry, sir, I'll not do so again. But sir, can I ask you a favour?

Judge: What is it?

Man: Can I call 'leader' to a donkey?

Judge: What type of want is this? Er...ok, you can, if you like.......

Man: Thank you, sir. ( turning to the leader) Good afternoon, my dear leader.......!

May Become Habit.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:44:00 +0000

A man goes to get his salary cheque and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by £2000.

He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet.

At the end of the following month when he opens the cheque, he sees that he's been underpaid by £2000.

Fuming, he goes to have it outwith his employer. "Sir, I think you've made a mistake on my cheque."

"And how do you figure at?" his employer asks.

"It seems I've been underpaid by £2000."

"So?"

"No disrespect Sir, but I want my money."

"Last month I overpaid you by£2000 and you didn't complain so why now?"

"Well Sir, thing is I don't mind if you make a mistake once but if it becomes a habit I have to say something."

Car Parking.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:42:00 +0000

A man walked into a bank in New York City and requested for the loan officer.

He said he is going away for a one month holiday and needed to borrow $1,000.

The bank loan officer said the bank will need some kind of security for the loan so the man handed over the keys of his new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The bank agreed to accept the car as a collateral for the loan.

The bank's C.E.O and it's staffs all laughed at the man for using a $110,000 Benz as a collateral for a$1,000 loan.

An employee of the bank drove the benz into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

One month later, the Ugandan man returned from Uganda. He repaid the $1,000 and the interest, which was $10.

The loan officer said; sir, we are very happy to do business with you. This transaction worked out nicely, but we are surprised. While you were away, we checked you out and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. What surprises us is why would you bother to borrow $1,000.

The man replied; where else in New York City can i park my car for one month for only $10, and expect it to be there when i return?!

Arrested For Laughing.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:36:00 +0000

YOUNG MAN ARRESTED FOR LAUGHING

(This is from an actual trial in Uganda)

A young Woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began
feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat & the young man seemedmore amused. She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more, she filed a court case against him.

In the court the Man's defence statement was:

"When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read 'Coming Soon- The unknown boon' .

I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's stick did the trick.' Then I could not control myself any longer.

When on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:

'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident..'

THE JUDGE FELL OFF HIS CHAIR AND LAUGHED TILL HE CRACKEDHIS RIBS.........THE CASE WAS DISMISSED

Still Hidden.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:35:00 +0000

9 facts still hidden from us;

1) 90% of people in Australia don't drink milk.

2) Snake's vision is upto 5 km.

3) A man can touch sun if his body is completly surrounded by mercury.

4) No twins have been born till now in Greenland.

5) Zebra doesnt have a liver.

6) All the above details are false.

7) Thanks for belivng for a while.

8) Today is April 1st.

9) But a fool is a fool on any date...!!

Stock Exchange!

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:33:00 +0000

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for 1000 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forestand started catching them.

The man bought thousands at 1000 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He further announced that he would now buy at 2000.

This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer increased to 2500 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at 5000! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers;"Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at 3500 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for 5000 each."

The villagers rounded up withall their savings and bought all the monkeys.

After some days,

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they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock exchange works.

Stupid.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:32:00 +0000

Kaposi enters a Barber Shop. And the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a 1000 # note in one hand and 100 # note in the other, then calls Kaposi over and asks “Which do you want?”

Kaposi takes the 100 Nair and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “For 2 years, that kid never learns!”

Later, one of his customer meets Kaposi walking down the street licking a big ice cream and beckons him. “May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 100 # instead of the 1000 # note?”

Kaposi taking a good swipe at the ice cream with his tongue replied, “Because the day I take the 1000 # note, he will think am clever and stop doing it anytime i enter his shop, that means the game is over!"

Gifts.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:28:00 +0000

Three sons, Koch, Forego and Kaposi left home and prospered.

When getting back together they discussed their success and the great gifts they were able to buy their elderly mother.

The first son, Koch said, "I sent mother a Mercedes Benz"

The 2nd son, Forego said,"I bought mum a mansion".

The 3rd son, Kaposi smirked and said,"I've got u both beat!!! Remember how mum like reading the Bible when we were young and you know she cant see very well anymore?...well , I sent her an Amazing parrot that recites the entire Bible! It took elders in the church 12 years to teach this parrot. He's one of a kind! Mom now just have to name the verse and pap!...the parrot recites it"!

Soon after this meeting of the sons, mum sent them 'THANK U' letters.

To the first son Koch:

"I am too old to travel and spend most of my time at home, so I never used the Mercedes."

To the 2nd son:

"Forego, the house you built was so big and even though I live in one room, I still have to clean the whole house".

To the 3rd son:

"Kaposi,you are my favorite son. You have such good sense to know what your mother likes.The CHICKEN was simply delicious..."

Pacifying Wife.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:24:00 +0000

An angry wife calls her husband on phone.

Wife: Where the hell are you?...

Husband: Honey, you remember that gold shop? Where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it.

Wife (relaxed): Yes, my king..

Husband: remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day& I said I will buy it for you one day?

Wife (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!

Husband: Good, I am in a barbers shop next to that shop!

Front and Back.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:22:00 +0000

An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take-off.

"Thank you for flying with us this morning. The Weather is..." when suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers: "Oh My God. OMG! OMG! This is going to hurt...OMG!"

Silence reigned! You can hear a pin-drop. He gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers:

"I apologize for this incident...but the stewardess just dropped a very hot cup ofcoffee on my lap...You should see my pants from the front"

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A passenger replies ." Why don't you come back here and see OUR PANTS FROM BEHIND"!!!

Next Door.

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:20:00 +0000

A guy had been admiring his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always give him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other.

The guy didn’t know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires cos she’s married.

So One day the lady herself approached the guy alone in his apartment.

GUY: hi.

LADY: Hi

GUY: Is everything alright?

LADY: Yes. Just need little help from u (Smiling seductively).

GUY: wow! Anything 4 the angel.

LADY: I…I…I…just don’t know how to say dis. I’ll be so ashamed of myself if I ask andyou say no.

GUY: oh my lady. U don’t have to. I am ready to do anything 4 u.

LADY: U know, it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled…

GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!

LADY: And even when he’s around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities…

GUY: Oh poor you… You must have been going through hell!

LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than him…

GUY: Sure.

LADY: Can u help me?

GUY: Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if you are ready.

LADY: oh thank goodness! that’s why I came to u.....

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Can u help me carry our Refrigerator from our kitchen to the next street for repairs?…

Hope you don't have a dirty mind!

Stop Copying!

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:18:00 +0000

Wife : had ur lunch.?

Husband : had ur lunch.?

Wife : i m asking you

Husband : i m asking you

Wife : u copying me.?

Husband : u copying me?

Wife: please stop

Husband: please stop

Wife : lets go shopping

Husband : i had my lunch....!!!

Oh My God!

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:17:00 +0000

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee when one of the Catholic men tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says,"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh - My - God."

Name

marjena82@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:15:00 +0000

On Sunday, a gang went into a church and started closing windows and doors..

They told the congregation that they were going to kill everyone but in alphabetical order. They went to the Rev.

What is your name?

Rev: Joseph Smith.

Lucky you,,

Pianist: my name is Emanuel Williams, but one of the ushers over there is Abigail Ann..

You lying bastard, the usher replied. My name is Abigail Zzzan......!