tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77836829445651598492015-12-06T08:10:06.482-08:00Orkut Scraps for Friends, Birthday Scraps, Love Orkut TestimonialsOrkut Scraps for Friends, Birthday Scraps, Love Orkut Testimonials, Funny Scraps Text Messages, Display Pictures, Orkut Love Scraps, Poems, Picture Scrap Messages, Hindi Shayari Sms Scrap MessagesSheikh Bushranoreply@blogger.comBlogger630125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-32059930476425787972011-07-23T02:58:00.000-07:002011-07-23T02:58:27.010-07:00Latest 2011 Sad Sms in Hindi1- Sad Sms in HindiVada yaar ne kya khub nibhaya,
Muft me zakham-o-dard ka tohfa bhijwaya.
Wafa ki misaal aur kya hogi,
Maut se pehle hi wo kafan le aaye.
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Meri Ankhoon Kay Samandar main Jalan Kaysi Ha
Ajj Phir Dil Ko Tarapnay Ki LaGan Kaysi Ha
Ab Kisi Chaat Pay Chiragon Ki Qatarin Bhi Nahi
Ab Teray Shehar Ki Galioyon Main Guthan Kaysi Ha.
2- Love Sms in HindiApke pyar me ham mashoor ho Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-90698375738527128232011-06-04T09:33:00.000-07:002011-06-04T09:36:11.661-07:005 Best Funny Scraps for Orkut in EnglishFunny Scraps for OrkutOur friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down and then
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I laugh again
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The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
Jokes Scraps for Orkut
Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-91953874829532750452010-11-07T11:10:00.000-08:002011-06-04T09:35:42.911-07:00Aik piyara sa urdu messageAsslam o Alekum Piyari Baat" GHAREEB par Ehsaan Karo Q K GHAREEB Hone Me Waqt Nahi Lagta"!Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-17391324034231466872010-11-07T10:50:00.000-08:002011-06-04T09:35:42.912-07:00Who is better ? A message for safe drivingA fantastic signboard in highways 4 encouraging slow driving
"Mr. Late"is alwaysbetter than.."Late Mr.!"
A public service message for safe driving Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-39760211728674202972010-11-07T10:10:00.000-08:002011-06-04T09:35:42.913-07:00Faqeer ki bisti hogayiFakeer darwaze par; AMAAA tere 7tan putran di kher.Andar se awaz aai 8wen ne teri Pahn kadi Ae,;->Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-14657835562084929872010-11-07T09:50:00.000-08:002010-11-07T09:50:00.591-08:00Faisla aap ke haath mein haiAgar Aapki Aankh khubsurat hai to Aapko Dunya achi lagegi..
Lekin..Agar Aapki Gaand khubsurat hai to Aap Dunya ko ache lagoge..!
Faisla aap ke haath mein haiSheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-73563424383555335952010-11-07T09:10:00.000-08:002011-06-04T09:35:42.913-07:00Edit this scrap and see da message - Good night scrapsN,-- N/ ,-- N,-- N, --. N '-. / N /-- /--N /--'N--N' 'N- '-N- 'N-- /N N Well
Delete all "N" & see the msg for U... :-)
Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-50781312744861778232010-11-07T08:50:00.000-08:002011-06-04T09:35:42.914-07:00Total ki tutionTchr to sardar:ur son is a fool.
C his reportEng-6Maths-7Sc-4Sst-8Total-25Sardar-"TOTAL" me kamaal he kar diya.Is subject ki to tution b nahi lagayi thiSheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-90923051620364377752010-11-07T08:10:00.000-08:002011-06-04T09:35:42.915-07:005 Funny Sign to be a Student - Funny Jokes on Students5 signs to be a student.
1.Ratta marne ko "mehnat" kehna.2.Hr semester k start mei ye ehad krna k "is semester mei sath sath parhna hai".3.Apna cell off kr k parhna aur 5,5 minute baad on kr k dekhna k koi msg to nae aya?4.Group study k dauran baar baar ye elaan krna k "ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to group se bahar".
5.Parhne se pehle course k pages gin'na aur phir khauf sy band kar dyna.Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-25732170894026303152010-11-07T07:50:00.000-08:002011-06-04T09:35:42.916-07:00Bill gates ki statementI studied but never topped,
today toppers of best universities r my employees.(Bill Gates)Bus!Yehi statement mujhe top karne se rok deti hE.... :(Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-17690196802696556422010-11-07T07:10:00.000-08:002011-06-04T09:35:42.917-07:00Reaction of Bilawal's GirlfriendBilawal to Girl Friend:
Tum dunya mein jahan b ho gi,Tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loonga,Girl Frnd:Mujhe pehlay hi shak tha K TumKisi Kutay ki nasal hoSheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-15234510264469816572010-11-06T11:57:00.000-07:002011-06-04T09:35:42.918-07:00Gate per kon thaMemon: Apne larkay se,
Gate per kon tha?Larka: Swimming pool k liye chanda maang rahay thay.Memon: Phir kiya diya?Larka: Aik glass paani ?-*SHAHBAASHSheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-57211337565589519742010-11-06T11:27:00.000-07:002011-06-04T09:35:42.918-07:00Hungry Theif - Double Meaning Scraps in UrduFunny Double Meanings Jokes and a Short Story in Urdu
Ek chor raat mai chori karnay ek ghar mai gaya.
Jb wo ghar mai dakhil hoa to daikha tv lounge mai ek khoubsurat larki baithi biscuit kha rahi thi.Raat ka andhera or tanhai ka aalamChor ki niyat kharab ho gaiUs ne larki ko dhakka mar k nechay girayaOr
Biscuit ka packet le k bhag gayaLUka candy biscuit subko dewana banaye,.Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-49317250631104673362010-11-06T10:57:00.000-07:002011-06-04T09:35:42.919-07:00Baba Shoib Malik Sania Mirza WaleKisi ki shakl dekh kr uska mazaq na urao
Ho skta ha us papeety k muh waly ne tm se Zyada bachiyan phansai honBaba Shoaib Malik (Al-Mashoor Sania Mirza Wale)Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-68350542777941839782010-11-06T08:26:00.000-07:002011-06-04T09:35:42.920-07:00Loose motion aur Qabz - Funny Golden Words in HindiFree Hindi Quotes Collection
"GOLDEN WORDS"
Waqt zaya na karo!Waqt ki qadar us shaks say poocho!jo Bathrom k bahar khara ho!aur usy loose motion hon!aur andar walay ko"Qabz" ho.Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-70949173744615964662010-11-06T07:57:00.000-07:002011-06-04T09:35:42.921-07:00Do you know ?There are 3 kind of Men...
Do u know...?1- The GermanThey hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.2- The AMERICANS-They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.3- The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid..Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-32465997332979753542010-11-06T06:28:00.000-07:002011-06-04T09:35:42.922-07:00Get married soon - Latest sms scrap in englishFunny English Scraps
Man: I Don't Want 2 Marry Because I'm Afraid Of All Women
Friend: Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only 1 Woman & will Start Loving all Others..!!Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-39861864783700770382010-10-31T23:31:00.000-07:002011-06-04T09:35:42.922-07:00Funny Friendship Jokes Scrap in HIndi and UrduDOST.!
Baraf k us Golay ki manind hy,Jisay bnana to bohat asan hy,Magar barqrar rakhna bohat mushkil hy.So take care of urself,,,,,,"Golay"Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-44755456073062507952010-10-31T22:31:00.000-07:002011-06-04T09:35:42.923-07:00Ky aap pur aman Pakistan dekhna chahte hain ?Pakistani scraps jokes in urdu
Pakistan mein itni Mehngai
BadnaamiAurHangama Arai k bawajoodAgarAap pur-sakoonOrpur-aman Pakistan dekhna chatay hain.Tou
.......PTV laga lain..Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-88629617606910110212010-10-31T21:31:00.000-07:002010-10-31T21:31:00.221-07:00Tips 4 Getting Free Joota on This Eid - Happy Bakra eid 2010 in advance
Babaa Ranchor Daas chachar kehtay hai :
" Bachaa Eid per JOOTAA naa kharido ,Bas apne naam k sth Zardari lagalo JOOTAY jhak maar K Pechay aaingaay." ;p.
Happy Bakra eid 2010 in advance
Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-16226971215580210572010-10-31T20:31:00.000-07:002010-10-31T20:31:00.502-07:00Tum se nahi howa to hum se kaise hoga - Urdu Jokespathan in fire Brigade:
Lady: Mere ghar me aag lg gai ha.pathan: Pani dalo!Lady: Dala, aag nai bujhi.pathan: Phr hum aa kr kya karenge, hum b to pani dalengeSheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-61834289088107022062010-10-31T19:31:00.000-07:002010-10-31T19:31:00.134-07:00Faraz ki Potti aur PishiFunny 2010 Winter poetry sms of faraz
"Saath chalne k liye tmhara haath kaise thaamon
FARAZ..??...."Suna hai tum POTTI aur PISHI ker k hath bhi nahi dhotey...Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-18272326302494300662010-10-31T18:31:00.000-07:002010-10-31T18:31:00.578-07:00Khaate jao aur nikaalte jao - Funny Joke of SardarSardar ka Beta
11v roti khany lga to Sardar bola: kanjrabas kr ainiya rotian nal te khoo v bhar janda aySardar's son:
os khoo de thally mori nai hundi abba!Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-36772379899594352682010-10-31T17:31:00.000-07:002010-10-31T17:31:00.703-07:00Sardar di jaali degreeSon 2 sardar: "papa, 1+1 kinay honday ny?
Papa SARDAR: "Ulu da ptha! Nalaiq! Idiot! Besharm! Khota! Tnu kuj nahi aonda?
Jaa Andron calculator le k aa.Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-31196897239190006772010-10-31T16:31:00.000-07:002010-10-31T16:31:00.426-07:00Akhri Solution - Urdu Jokes of PathanJokes on Pathan in Urdu
!2 pathanon Ne 2 Ghoray khareeday.
Masla Ye hua k konsa Ghora Kiska hai?1st khan: main Apne Ghoray ki Duum kat deta hon!Ye Nishani Hogi.Subha dekha to Doosre Ghoray ki Dum b kisi Ne Kaat Di.2nd khan: main apne Ghoray Ka Kaan Kaat deta hon Agli subha doosre Ghoray ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha.
Dono khan bare pareshan k Ab Kya Kia Jae!Bohat Soch bichar k baad 1 khan Sheikh Bushrahttps://plus.google.com/105777801810385880905noreply@blogger.com0