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Muft me zakham-o-dard ka tohfa bhijwaya.
Wafa ki misaal aur kya hogi,
Maut se pehle hi wo kafan le aaye.

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Meri Ankhoon Kay Samandar main Jalan Kaysi Ha
Ajj Phir Dil Ko Tarapnay Ki LaGan Kaysi Ha
Ab Kisi Chaat Pay Chiragon Ki Qatarin Bhi Nahi
Ab Teray Shehar Ki Galioyon Main Guthan Kaysi Ha.
2- Love Sms in HindiApke pyar me ham mashoor ho &lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down and then
.
.
.
I laugh again
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The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
Jokes Scraps for Orkut
Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nWaUo3kKeKrrL_ukh6X45Gt_jBY/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nWaUo3kKeKrrL_ukh6X45Gt_jBY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;A fantastic signboard in highways 4 encouraging slow driving 
"Mr. Late"is alwaysbetter than.."Late Mr.!"
A public service message for safe driving &lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4FZssihqJHmOVPsy62khj_Lmd9o/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4FZssihqJHmOVPsy62khj_Lmd9o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4FZssihqJHmOVPsy62khj_Lmd9o/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4FZssihqJHmOVPsy62khj_Lmd9o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Fakeer darwaze par;  AMAAA tere 7tan putran di kher.Andar se awaz aai 8wen ne teri Pahn kadi Ae,;-&amp;gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hf2AdN2aa7QEFvxyeczD-M364Fs/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hf2AdN2aa7QEFvxyeczD-M364Fs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hf2AdN2aa7QEFvxyeczD-M364Fs/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hf2AdN2aa7QEFvxyeczD-M364Fs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Agar Aapki Aankh khubsurat hai to Aapko Dunya achi lagegi.. 
Lekin..Agar Aapki Gaand khubsurat hai to Aap Dunya ko ache lagoge..!

Faisla aap ke haath mein hai&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Delete all "N" &amp;amp; see the msg for U... :-)
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&lt;/div&gt;</content><feedburner:origLink>http://freeorkutshop.blogspot.com/2010/11/edit-this-scrap-and-see-da-message-good.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0QAQ3c6fCp7ImA9WhZUEk0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-5078131274486177823</id><published>2010-11-07T08:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-06-04T09:35:42.914-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-06-04T09:35:42.914-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sardar Text Scraps" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Adult Scraps" /><title>Total ki tution</title><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://freeorkutshop.blogspot.com/feeds/5078131274486177823/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7783682944565159849&amp;postID=5078131274486177823&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7783682944565159849/posts/default/5078131274486177823?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7783682944565159849/posts/default/5078131274486177823?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreeOrkutShop/~3/cvFa8x4X4ik/total-ki-tution.html" title="Total ki tution" /><author><name>Sweety</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09806457477133165804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><content type="html">
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qczNgX58d4hJpvN333Hx-Yg8rQc/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qczNgX58d4hJpvN333Hx-Yg8rQc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qczNgX58d4hJpvN333Hx-Yg8rQc/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qczNgX58d4hJpvN333Hx-Yg8rQc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Tchr to sardar:ur son is a fool. 
C his reportEng-6Maths-7Sc-4Sst-8Total-25Sardar-"TOTAL" me kamaal he kar diya.Is subject ki to tution b nahi lagayi thi&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</content><feedburner:origLink>http://freeorkutshop.blogspot.com/2010/11/total-ki-tution.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0QAQ3c6fSp7ImA9WhZUEk0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-9092305162036437775</id><published>2010-11-07T08:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-06-04T09:35:42.915-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-06-04T09:35:42.915-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Adult Scraps" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Student Jokes Scraps" /><title>5 Funny Sign to be a Student - Funny Jokes on Students</title><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://freeorkutshop.blogspot.com/feeds/9092305162036437775/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7783682944565159849&amp;postID=9092305162036437775&amp;isPopup=true" title="5 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7783682944565159849/posts/default/9092305162036437775?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7783682944565159849/posts/default/9092305162036437775?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreeOrkutShop/~3/MsyyggaUHYo/5-funny-sign-to-be-student-funny-jokes.html" title="5 Funny Sign to be a Student - Funny Jokes on Students" /><author><name>Sweety</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09806457477133165804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>5</thr:total><content type="html">
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WYJZ0dVZPRWEA4VQtHXEbMV2Hro/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WYJZ0dVZPRWEA4VQtHXEbMV2Hro/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WYJZ0dVZPRWEA4VQtHXEbMV2Hro/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WYJZ0dVZPRWEA4VQtHXEbMV2Hro/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;5 signs to be a student. 
1.Ratta marne ko "mehnat" kehna.2.Hr semester k start mei ye ehad krna k "is semester mei sath sath parhna hai".3.Apna cell off kr k parhna aur 5,5 minute baad on kr k dekhna k koi msg to nae aya?4.Group study k dauran baar baar ye elaan krna k "ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to group se bahar".
5.Parhne se pehle course k pages gin'na aur phir khauf sy band kar dyna.&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</content><feedburner:origLink>http://freeorkutshop.blogspot.com/2010/11/5-funny-sign-to-be-student-funny-jokes.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0QAQ3c6fip7ImA9WhZUEk0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-2573217089402630315</id><published>2010-11-07T07:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-06-04T09:35:42.916-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-06-04T09:35:42.916-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Orkut Text Scraps" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Adult Scraps" /><title>Bill gates ki statement</title><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://freeorkutshop.blogspot.com/feeds/2573217089402630315/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7783682944565159849&amp;postID=2573217089402630315&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7783682944565159849/posts/default/2573217089402630315?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7783682944565159849/posts/default/2573217089402630315?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreeOrkutShop/~3/hqbvigv1BTE/bill-gates-ki-statement.html" title="Bill gates ki statement" /><author><name>Sweety</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09806457477133165804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><content type="html">
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KCxa-nnXMOPVFanAJKByPVfEsoE/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KCxa-nnXMOPVFanAJKByPVfEsoE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KCxa-nnXMOPVFanAJKByPVfEsoE/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KCxa-nnXMOPVFanAJKByPVfEsoE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;I studied but never topped, 
today toppers of best universities r my employees.(Bill Gates)Bus!Yehi statement mujhe top karne se rok deti hE.... :(&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JUPEwzcZ8y8She73TUWeD6hsIg4/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JUPEwzcZ8y8She73TUWeD6hsIg4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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Tum dunya mein jahan b ho gi,Tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loonga,Girl Frnd:Mujhe pehlay hi shak tha K TumKisi Kutay ki nasal ho&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Gate per kon tha?Larka: Swimming pool k liye chanda maang rahay thay.Memon: Phir kiya diya?Larka: Aik glass paani ?-*SHAHBAASH&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Ek chor raat mai chori karnay ek ghar mai gaya. 
Jb wo ghar mai dakhil hoa to daikha tv lounge mai ek khoubsurat larki baithi biscuit kha rahi thi.Raat ka andhera or tanhai ka aalamChor ki niyat kharab ho gaiUs ne larki ko dhakka mar k nechay girayaOr
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Ho skta ha us papeety k muh waly ne tm se Zyada bachiyan phansai honBaba Shoaib Malik (Al-Mashoor Sania Mirza Wale)&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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"GOLDEN WORDS" 
Waqt zaya na karo!Waqt ki qadar us shaks say poocho!jo Bathrom k bahar khara ho!aur usy loose motion hon!aur andar walay ko"Qabz" ho.&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Do u know...?1- The GermanThey hv 1 wife &amp;amp; 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.2- The AMERICANS-They hv 1 wife &amp;amp; 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.3- The PAKISTANIS-
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Man: I Don't Want 2 Marry Because I'm Afraid Of All Women 
Friend: Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only 1 Woman &amp;amp; will Start Loving all Others..!!&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Pakistan mein itni Mehngai 
BadnaamiAurHangama Arai k bawajoodAgarAap pur-sakoonOrpur-aman Pakistan dekhna chatay hain.Tou
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Babaa Ranchor Daas chachar kehtay hai : 
" Bachaa Eid per JOOTAA naa kharido ,Bas apne naam k sth Zardari lagalo JOOTAY jhak maar K Pechay aaingaay." ;p.
Happy Bakra eid 2010 in advance 



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"Saath chalne k liye tmhara haath kaise thaamon 
FARAZ..??...."Suna hai tum POTTI aur PISHI ker k hath bhi nahi dhotey...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</content><feedburner:origLink>http://freeorkutshop.blogspot.com/2010/10/faraz-ki-potti-aur-pishi.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0cCQXs8cCp7ImA9Wx5bFUo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783682944565159849.post-1827232630249430066</id><published>2010-10-31T18:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-31T18:31:00.578-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-10-31T18:31:00.578-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sardar Text Scraps" /><title>Khaate jao aur nikaalte jao - Funny Joke of Sardar</title><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://freeorkutshop.blogspot.com/feeds/1827232630249430066/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7783682944565159849&amp;postID=1827232630249430066&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7783682944565159849/posts/default/1827232630249430066?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7783682944565159849/posts/default/1827232630249430066?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreeOrkutShop/~3/RszLWTAbHLc/khaate-jao-aur-nikaalte-jao-funny-joke.html" title="Khaate jao aur nikaalte jao - Funny Joke of Sardar" /><author><name>Sweety</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09806457477133165804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><content type="html">
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11v roti khany lga to Sardar bola: kanjrabas kr ainiya rotian nal te khoo v bhar janda aySardar's son:
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Papa SARDAR: "Ulu da ptha! Nalaiq! Idiot! Besharm! Khota! Tnu kuj nahi aonda?
Jaa Andron calculator le k aa.&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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!2 pathanon Ne 2 Ghoray khareeday. 
Masla Ye hua k konsa Ghora Kiska hai?1st khan: main Apne Ghoray ki Duum kat deta hon!Ye Nishani Hogi.Subha dekha to Doosre Ghoray ki Dum b kisi Ne Kaat Di.2nd khan: main apne Ghoray Ka Kaan Kaat deta hon Agli subha doosre Ghoray ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha.
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