Free Pinoy Text Messages

Following The Technology Demand

2017-07-30T20:00:00.004-07:00

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Unlimited SMS Text

2017-07-30T19:58:00.002-07:00

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Tagalog Pick-Up Lines 2014

2015-02-23T13:49:00.000-08:00

Itim na nazareno ka ba? pahalik naman.

Apoy ka ba? kasi I feel hot kapag lumalapit ako sayo.

Nung sinabi ko sa sarili ko na hindi kita mahal, NABUSOG ako. Kasi KINAIN ko lahat ng sinabi ko.

Ilaw ka ba? kasi you BRIGHTEN my day.

Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.. paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang PANGALAN mo.

Sana tanong na lang ako para sagutin mo naman ako.

Philippines ka ba? kasi it's more FUN kapag kasama ka.

TAXI ka ba? kasi habang patagal ng patagal mas NAPAPAMAHAL ako sayo eh.

Aanhin pa ang PAA mo? Kung di ka naman lalakad sa altar, KASAMA ako!

Safeguard ka ba? Bakit? Germs kasi ako at 99.9 percent akong patay na patay sau.

Waiting shed kba? kasi handa ako maghintay para lang sayo.

PIZZA ka ba? CRUST kasi kita.

GOOGLE ka ba? kasi nasa'yo na ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.

Pwede ba kitang AWAYIN? para PATULAN mo naman ako.

Badtrip! Ano bang problema ng hangin? At hindi ka matangay-tangay papunta sa akin!

Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin, pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin.. Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang.

Race track ka ba? kasi ang ganda ng CURVES mo eh.

Miss may kanin ka ba? kasi HITA mo pa lang ulam na.

Sikreto ka ba? Kasi hindi kita kayang ipagkatiwala sa iba.

Sana naging issue na lang ako sa Failon Ngayon Para pwede kong sabihing, Sa akin, may pakiaalam ka!

Calculator ka ba? Kasi solved na ko sayo eh.

alam mo, para kang ampalaya? kasi kahit anong pait ang naramdaman ko ikaw parin ang sustansya ko.

Ang galing mo palang bumato kasi di ka pa bumabato tinamaan na ako sa'yo.

Kili kili ka ba? kinikilig kasi ako sayo eh.

alam mo ba na dati ang puso ko ay MURA lang? Pero nung nakilala kita ito ay NAGMAHAL na.

totoo bang habang may buhay may pag-asa. eh paano kung ikaw ang buhay ko? may pag-asa ba ko sayo?

Akala ko ba bakasyon na? Eh bakitt lagi ka parin PUMAPASOK sa isip ko?

Ang lampa mo naman! Tatawid ka na nga lang sa isip ko, nahulog ka pa sa puso ko.

Si Mr. BEAN ka ba ? Kasi BEANihag mo ang puso ko eh.

Thesis ka ba? kasi handa kitang i-DEFEND sa lahat.

Para kang YOSI? kasi ang hirap mong alisin sa buhay ko eh.

Hanggang KINSENAS na lang kita mamahalin para wala nang KATAPUSAN.

Pimple ka ba? kasi pag pinipilit kitang alisin nasasaktan ako.

Sana antok na lang ako, para gabi gabi pede kitang Dalawin.

Source: http://halohalonghalo.blogspot.com/2014/01/new-tagalog-pick-up-lines-2014.html

75 Birthday Messages and Birthday Wishes for Boyfriends and Husbands

2015-02-23T13:10:00.000-08:00

1. To the man who has never done anything wrong on his birthday. And why mention the other 364 days of the year?

2. You make my days joyful, you make my love true, I am so much happier, all because of you. Happy Birthday.

3. I feel safe in your arms. You make the world feel far away. Happy Birthday.

4. Here is some birthday science: Gravity doesn't make people FALL in love, but making a trip around the sun does make you older.

5. Life with you is a dream that I never want to wake up from. Happy Birthday.

6. I kissed this message a thousand times before I sent it. I wish that it had been you. Happy Birthday.

7. My love for you is like the digits of PI - infinite and non-repeating.

8. You make me swoon. You make me act crazy. You bring out the best in me. You light up my world. Happy Birthday.

9. Every time I think about you my heart sings! Happy Birthday.

10. I wish that all of life could feel as good as I feel when I am with you. Happy Birthday.

11. Tomorrow might be a better day, but I never want a day with you to end. Happy Birthday.

12. Happy Birthday to the guy who never misses a beat but can cause my heart to skip a beat.

13.You are my heart's desire. Happy Birthday.

14. I might have a few secrets and do a lot of crazy things but I can't hide my love for you. Happy Birthday.

15. Even a DOUBLE RAINBOW couldn't make my heart flutter like you do. Happy Birthday.

16. I have a special place in my heart reserved for you - and it grows a little larger every day we spend together. Happy Birthday.

17. You not only mean the world to me. You are the world to me. Happy Birthday.

18. I don't how it is possible, but I love you even more today than yesterday. Happy Birthday.

19. Don't worry. I have got you and you know that you've got me. Happy Birthday.

20. You are right. I am crazy: CRAZY in love with you. Happy Birthday.

21. I want to keep you to myself but I love to show you off to my friends. Happy Birthday.

22. I hope they don't lock you away for stealing my heart. Happy Birthday.

23. I love you for your sense of humor, your thoughtfulness, the way you treat me, the way you never
forget anything I say. And oh, your sense of humor. Happy Birthday my man!

24. To the man that makes me weak in my knees when I see him. Happy Birthday.

25. Love can be full of doubt but when I look around, I realize that being around you is the most beautiful life possible. Happy Birthday.

26. You are cooler than the flip side of the pillow. Happy Birthday.

27. I must be a beautiful princess because you are the charming prince of a fairy tale. Happy Birthday.

28. You take my breathe away - so I can't help you blow out the candles. Happy Birthday.

29. Happy birthday. You have the ability to take away my blues and make me smile - and just by being a lovable you.

30. Every time you smile I fall more in love with you & since today is your birthday, I hope that your smile is as big as my love for you. It's a circular thing you know.

31. You are my one and only man. Happy Birthday.

32. My love for you is bigger than the sky and deeper than the ocean. It is out of this world & my favorite thing in the world. Happy Birthday.

33. Summer days, coffee or tea, showers, chiles, you. These are the hot things in my life and you are the hottest. Happy Birthday.

34. I close my eyes and try to remember everything about you, but then I open them hoping to see you. Happy Birthday.

35. I love you more & more every day and double on special days like today. Happy Birthday.

36. I am so in love with you and I am so lucky to have you in my life. Happy Birthday.

37. A perfect day would be standing with my toes in the warm sand beside the ocean - with you at my side. Happy Birthday.

38. I just know that I belong with you and you belong with me and that is the best birthday present that I can offer.

39. My life is a lot better with you in it, so keep on celebrating those birthdays - starting now. Happy Birthday.

40. Each star in the sky stands for a small part of my love for you, and together, like us, they make up the entire Universe. Happy Birthday.

41. You give it all and make me want more of what you give me. Happy Birthday.

42. You're crazy about me and I'm out of my mind about you. Hope you can wrap your head around that concept on your birthday.

43. Love may not conquer all but your love certainly has conquered me. Happy Birthday.

44. Sometime I just like to be silent and enjoy the volume of your love. Happy Birthday.

45. Sweet, smart, good looking, funny. I could go on and on listing the ways that I think that you are great. And you would probably just sit there and let me too. How about if I just say Happy Birthday.

46.You get better looking every day. How is that possible? Happy Birthday.

47. I hope that you have the longest birthday ever because I want every moment with you to last forever. Happy Birthday.

48.I just want to wish you a Happy Birthday today my amazing husband! I wouldn't know what to do without you!

49.You make feel as if I could fly; soaring above the earth and feeling free. Happy Birthday.

50. You are so beautiful that you make feel that I am too, Inside and outside. Happy Birthday.

51. No one compares to you. Time just makes it all better. Happy Birthday.

52. You give me a greater sense of belonging and more satisfaction in my life. Happy Birthday.

53. A flame burns in my heart for you. Happy Birthday.

54.Put your hand on my heart and feel the flutter you cause. I have no desire to still my beating heart. I want you to always make it beat faster. Happy Birthday.

55. You are like an alien that has taken control of my mind and my body. I live and breathe for you. Happy Birthday.

56. You are always fiercely protective of you and I always love you fiercely - and even more on your birthday.

57.Being in love is easy to do, when I am with you. Happy Birthday.

58. I am never alone when you are by my side and I can think of nowhere I had rather be than at yours. Happy Birthday.

59. I would like to send you a romantic note in a bottle telling you how much you mean to me - but you know that I recycle my bottles. Happy Birthday.

60. Happy birthday. Your lips are sweeter than birthday cake and not fattening!

61. Let's not save our love just for a rainy day. Let's share it every day. And absolutely no rain on your birthday party.

62. I just want to wish you a Happy Birthday today my amazing husband! I wouldn't know what to do without you!

63. Thanks for letting me be the imperfection in your life. That's perfect for me. Happy Birthday.

64. I spend my time away from you thinking of being together with you. Happy Birthday.

65. You are my North Star and help me know my direction in life. You make me happier and a better person. Happy Birthday.

66. You are my inspiration, motivation and my world! I will love you forever!

67. You make a difference in the world. You touch hearts and make people happier. You make people smile. Happy Birthday.

68. I never knew what love was until I met you Happy Birthday.

69. You make me live. You make me want to live. I live because I want you. Happy Birthday.

70. Happy Birthday to my best friend, the love of my life, my soul!! I love you beyond words!

71. I hope that you like the birthday present I got for you. I know I will.

72. I have a little secret and that is that I am both happy and proud when people call your name, because I know that you are mine. Happy Birthday.

73. Everyone always says that you should do what makes you happy. So, do you have any plans for later? Let's make it a HAPPY birthday.

74.You are my heart's desire. Happy Birthday.

75. Your birthday isn't the only time you get what you want! I am here to make that happen every day because what I want is for you to be happy.

Source: http://www.1happybirthday.com/birthday_messages_boyfriend.php

Papa Jack said.

2014-03-25T23:50:00.003-07:00

Closure is the possible effect of some explanation kung bakit iniwan ka niya basta basta na lang.

Closure is the possible effect of some explanation kung bakit iniwan ka niya basta basta na lang.

We cry and cry and cry, then we get tired.

“Diba ang ahas nasa gubat? Eh bakit ikaw, nasa city? Fieldtrip mo?”

“Ex mo na bakit ka pa nagpapa-epekto? Meaning binibigyan mo siya ng kalayaan guluhin ka. Dapat kung EX na EX na. Wag na pansinin”

"Hindi lahat ng lumalayo ay may galit sayo. Minsan, ginagamit lang ang paglayo para hindi sila tuluyang mahulog sayo."

“Never expect anything in return when you love. Dahil may tendency na lumaki lang yung disappointment”

Kapag nakatagpo ka ng taong mahal mo, alagaan mo. Kapag nakatagpo ka ng taong naniniwala sayo, huwag kang magsinungaling. Kapag nakatagpo ka ng taong tapat wag mong lolokohin. At kapag natagpuan mo ang taong hindi mo alam bat mo mahal, huwag mo ng pakawalan.

“She wants to be around you. She wants to cling on you. She wants to do everything with you. Once she wake up and then found someone else you have nothing..”

Pahalagahan mo ang taong hindi sumusukong mahalin ka. Dahil sa mundo, maaaring maraming tao, pero di ka makakakita ng kagaya niya.

“Para sa mga lalaki, be man enough to say na ayaw mo na, hindi yung basta ka na lang hindi magpaparamdam. Isa kasi sa pinakamasakit ay ang umasa na meron pa, yun pala wala na.”

Mahirap isuko ang taong mahal mo. Pero mas mahirap ipaglaban ang isang taong hinihintay na lang ang pagsuko mo.

“Wag kang maiinlove sa taong walang pakialam. Dahil para ka lang nagwawalis habang nakabukas ang electric fan. LAHAT NG EFFORT NASASAYANG.”

“Hindi mo kailangan ang permiso nya para maging masaya”

“why force someone to be with you kung alam mo na ayaw na talaga.It is actually wonderful to be with somebody na alam mong willing na maging part ka ng buhay nya at willing na maging part ng buhay mo.”

“Kung mahal mo, don’t be afraid to tell that person, kung hindi mo naman ikakamatay ang pagsasabi ng I love you sa kanya.”

"Hindi porket katabi mo ang crush mo magiging masaya ka na, paano kung katabi mo nga, nakatingin naman sa iba?" -

ang epal nmn nun! ka inis!

"I still care but I'm just done showing it ! Wala naman nangyayari eh"

Hindi mo dapat isumbat yung mga nagawa mo para sa kanya kasi ginusto mo yon at ikaw ang nagpush!

Masasabi mo bang nakalimutan mo na ang sakit sa nakaraan kung patuloy mo naman naaalala sa kasalukuyan? Siguro hindi na nagdurugo pero may sugat pa din.

Vice Ganda Banats

2013-04-17T01:12:00.000-07:00

Sa Opisina.

vice: pasok mo nga dito yung mga papeles ko..
assistance: ser saan ko ipapasok , dito sa loob"?
vice: hinde sa labas, ipasok nga diba.pwede bang ipasok sa labas, sige nga subukang mong ipasok doon sa labas

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Another Day
Kararating Lang sa Opis..
assistance: hi. good morning po ser nandito na po pala kayo
vice: hinde wala pa, picture ko lang toh, hindi pa ako to

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Naospital yung pamangkin, kasi buntis (dinugo)...

pumuntang emergency
vice: nurse tulong!!
nurse: ano pong nangyayari? manganganak?
vice: ay hinde. ipapatira ko pa lang.dinudugo na nga diba. syempre manganganak na
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2nd Attempt
vice: bilisan mo na
nurse: ano pong gusto niyo? tawagin ko si dok?
vice: hinde ako na kaya ko na toh!!!,doon na lang kayo, baka nakakaabala pa ako sa inyo!!

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3rd Attempt
tagal ng doctor..
vice: yung ulo ng bata lumabas na!!
nurse: (nagtatakbo) ay ano yan ulo ng bata?
vice: hindi ulo ng **** ng bata..bwiset

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Patay Tatay:
vice: umiiyak sa harap ng kabao ng tatay
dumating si bestfriend, hinimas-himas yung likod ni vice
bestfiend: uy, okey ka lang?
vice: ikaw hayop ka, patayin ko tatay mo? okey ka lang!!!!
vice: ********* ka tatay ko nasa kabao, tapos tatanungin mo ko kung okey ka lang!!!
vice: okey lang ako, ako pumatay eh..bigtime! success patay na eh.. nasan tatay mo sunod na naten?!!! para okey ka den
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Vice papuntang fastfood:

Vice: (Umupo)
Waiter: Gud afternun po! Kakain po kayo?
Vice: Hindi, magluluto, tutulungan ko chef nyo.. Kakahiya naman nakiupo ako dito tapos hindi pa ko tutulong.. Bilis na.. Gusto mo tulungan pa kita sa mga customers nyo.. Tapos aasenso business nyo.. Edi masaya, di ba? Umunlad na kayo, nagutom pa ko.. Ang galing noh?
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Vice nakaupo sa park.. Walang nakaupo sa ibang upuan..

Manong: Pwede po bang umupo dito?
Vice: Hindi, tinatalunan yan.. Nakikita mo di ba, ang daming nakaupo.. Mamaya tatalunan ko yan.. Tapos sabay nating gagawin.. Sama na rin natin yung mga dumadaan.. Para mukha tayong mga baliw lahat.. Bilis na, simulan mo na.. Maya-maya lang susunod ako..
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(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga

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(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.

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(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.

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(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
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(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
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(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
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(after kumain sa isang restaurant with friends, sumenyas si vice, nag-sign siya sa waiter gamit ang dalawang kamay para sa bill, yung korteng square na pagkakasign)

waiter: sir, bill po?

vice ganda: ay hindi, magpapapicture. hindi kasi kami nabubusog pag hindi nagpapapicture pagkatapos kumain eh.

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vhong: what is a sentence.
vice: a sentence is a word or a group of words that has complete thought.
vhong: wow. eh verb? what is verb?
vice: a verb is an action word.
vhong: how about pang-abay? what is pang-abay?
vice: pang-abay? slacks, barong, kimona, dat's pang-abay!

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Pang-asar na pamatay na banat

2013-04-17T00:59:00.004-07:00

student: Buti pa ang saging meh puso! Pero ikaw sir... WALA !

Prof: Aba'y kung ganyanan lang eh... Buti pa ang sisig may utak!

Eh Ikaw, WALA !

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"lam mo para kang hipon, katawan lang may pakinabang, ulo tapon."

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ano size ng ulo mo? bilhan kita ng bayong para hindi ka na pagtawanan ng tao

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ano kaya feeling ng panget? hirap siguro no?

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remark on an acne prone person:
"lam mo, Mukha kang pimple na tinubuan ng mukha!"

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friend: i don't like your clothes!
me: eh yung clothes ko ba like ka?

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i had dinner with a friend last week and i didn't finish the food on my plate. so my friend goes, "bakit hindi mo inubos?"

me: busog na ako eh.
my friend: you should think of the hungry children in somalia!
me: ok, here's 500 bucks. send them my left-overs.

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fren: Pangit ako diyan sa picture na yan wag niyo tignan!

ako: Ha? Baket kelan ka ba naging maganda?

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boy: miss dito ba ang cashier?
girl: hindi no! doon kaya.
boy: ah ok, mukha ka kasing bayaran.

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This guy was talking to a good friend of mine.
M: Kung wala kang paa, magtsi-tsinelas ka ba?
F: (some confused answer)
M: Bakit ka naka-bra?

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Approach sa pangit...
'uy TIM YAP
T - tang
I - in*ng
M - mukha
Y - yan
A - ang
P - pangit '
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eto naman kapag may kausap akong hindi masyado narinig ang sinasabi ko,asked ko sya in a very casual voice?

"May gagawin ka ba sa Sunday"

Pag sagot nya "Wala"

then bithcy voice mode agad...

"Pwes!maglinis ka ng tenga mo"

Pag sagot naman nya "Meron"

"Pwes!kung ano man ang gagawin mo, isama mo na pati paglilinis ng tenga mo!"

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friend"ganda ng shoes mo,gawa ba yan sa balat"

me: "oo,sa balat ng lumpia"
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sa isang lugar kung saan nagkakahalubilo ang mga smokers and non smokers,
smoker to non smoker- mind if i smoke
non smoker to smoker- i dont care even if u burn

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girl to girl asaran sa ladies room
fren: (nagmamake-up) ba't inde ka nagme-make up?

Me: eh para sa pangit lang ang make up noh!

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After my friend was critized for doing something stupid, my other friend bu+Ts in..
"wag kayong ganyan, nasasaktan din yan, PARANG TAO RIN YAN"

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A cold breeze during a drinking session

Friend ko: Wow, sarap ng hangin!

Ako: Oo, nga no! Ano lasa?

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After ng sembreak:

Classmate: Uuuyyyy.... Namiss kita!
Me: Namiss din kita.
Classmate: Parang tumaba ka 'ata. Nagsembreak lang eh!
Me: Ah ganon ba? Ikaw, Lalo kang pumangit. Nagsembreak lang eh!

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May isang bading at isang tunay na lalake:

Lalake:Ewan ko ba bakit ka nagbabra wala namang ilalaman sa loob ng bra!!

Bading:Bakit, di ba ikaw naman ay nakabrief,ano naman ang ilalaman sa loob nun??
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boy: miss, redhorse ka ba?
girl:bakit?
boy: pag tumagal ka pa kasi sa harap ko, nakakasuka ka na..

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sa mga nakamakeup

"ay ang ganda naman ng make-up mo.
pikit ka nga. o ayan hindi halata.
para ka lang natutulog."

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ako: ale pabili nga ng lugaw
ale: may laman poh
ako: natural may laman makakain ko ba yan ng walang laman

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Anak: Ma, hingi sana ako ng P50.
Nanay: P40? Ang laki naman ng P30! Anong gagawin mo sa
P20? Akala mo
madaling kumita ng P10? O, eto P5.

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boy: alam mu, para kang football.
girl: bakit naman?
boy: gusto kasi kitang sipain eh..

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g: kamote ka ba?
b: ABA BUMABANAT A! O CGE BKT?

G:MUKHA KA KCNG LAMAN LUPA
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boy: chocolate ka ba?
girl : haiy naku, banat n nman?
boy : ndi.. ang itim mo kasi eh.. haha

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me: uy, ang cute naman, magkamukha kayo ng boyfriend mo.
mas mabigote ka nga lang sa kanya.

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kung lahat ng tao nagmula sa unggoy...... bat muka kang kabayo?

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bro: kakain na ko ha? mauna na ko ....

me: e di kumain ka! hindi ko naman hawak ang bituka mo ah?

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"ganda mo,mukha kang manika........manika ng mangkukulam"

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"ang ganda mo,bakit di ka mag model? ..
model ng pamintang durog or kaya eh model ng kaning lamig"

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buboy: pareng toto, wala na'ng taghiyawat mo ah!

toto: talaga (tuwang tuwa- sabay himas sa mukha)

buboy: oo, wala nang mapaglagyan

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classmate: lam nyo mga pre sabi nang nanay ko hulog daw ako nang langit.
reply ko: ganun?! kaso mukha yatang nauna mukha mo nung nahulog ka galing langit.

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Bading : uyy sige na sagutin mo na ako.. maganda naman ako divah? Bagay tayo gwapo ka ako maganda...

My Friend : Kapal mo.. Look at my shoes (reffering to his combat shoes na putik putik) and look at your face! Magkamukha kayo!!

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"ang cute naman ng baby pix mo.... sana hindi ka na lang lumaki!! "

15 Easy April Fools' Day Pranks to Try At Home and Work

2013-03-31T00:18:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Are you prepared? Add these simple yet hysterical gags to your arsenal before you become a trickster's target.

1. This one's for diabolical parents: When the kids are sound asleep, switch them to each other's beds. Just make sure you're there to see their reactions when they wake up!

2. Change your victim's cell phone settings from English to another language.

3. Replace the cream filling of Oreos with toothpaste, then invite your target for a snack.

4. Add a few drops of food coloring to the bottom of a cereal bowl. When your target pours in milk, he'll get a colorful surprise.

5. Sprinkle grape Kool-Aid mix inside the showerhead to turn the water—and your victim's skin—purple.

6. Place mini marshmallows on top of the ceiling fan's blades, then ask someone to turn it on.

7. Fill soap dispensers around the house with pancake syrup.

8. Spread a layer of cream cheese over your target's deodorant.

9. Switch your friend's cell phone background image to a photo of cracked glass.

10. Fill an empty mayonnaise jar (with the label still on) with vanilla yogurt while no one's looking. Then, when the family is in the room, grab the jar from the refrigerator and dig in to the "mayo."

11. On Facebook, change your birthday to April 1. When the well wishes start rolling in, switch your status to "April Fools!"

12. Dip the ends of your officemate's pens in clear nail polish.

13. Take a screenshot of your coworker's computer desktop, and set it as the background. Hide all of the desktop icons and watch as she struggles with the "frozen" screen.

14. Post a sign on the office copy machine that says, "This copier is now voice-activated."

15. Change your outgoing voicemail message to "Hello? … Hello? … April Fools!"

Reposted from: http://www.parade.com/parade-picks/2013/03/31-april-fools-day-tricks-to-try-at-home-and-work.html

Easter SMS/Text Messages

2013-03-31T00:12:00.003-07:00

Easter says
you can put
truth in a grave,
but it won't stay there.

Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness,
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love...
Happy Easter to You
with all best wishes

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning

of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

The spirit of easter
is all about Hope,
Love and Joyfull living.
Happy Easter!

The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!

The Easter feeling does not end,
It signals a new beginning of nature spring
And brand new life of friendship.
Happy Easter to My Best Friend!

The growing trees, the new flowers
And birds that sweetly sing
Whisper to me that it’s Easter
Here is wishing warmth for your soul
On Easter and always!
Happy Easter

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

The spirit of Easter is all about
Hope, Love and Joyful living.
Happy Easter!

Let this joy of Easter fill up ur heart,
Today and the whole year ahead.
May u live a long life and
May Easter come in ur life 100 times.
Happy Easter!

The Lord came to earth with a life to give,
So each one of us may continue to live.Happy Easter!

Alleluia, it’s Easter time!
Jesus rose from the dead.
This salvation is for you.
Wish the best for you.
GOD loves YOU!

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter!

Easter brings Fun, Easter bring Happiness,
Easter brings God Endless Blessings,
Easter brings fresh love...
Happy Easter to You, with all best wishes!

Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
This holy occasion with me .
Happy Easter!

May the angels protect u…
May the sadness forget u…
May goodness surround u…
And may God always bless u…
Happy Easter!!!

The resurrection gives my life
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances.
Happy Easter!

When i’m lifted up,
I shll draw all men 2 myself.
His assurance hs risen us in EASTER 2 salvation,lve,peace,joy,hpe &
breakthru in our lfe in JESUS
Wishing u a very Happy Easter

With love and Best Wishes…
May that Easter Day brings
Lot of Happiness and Joys in ur life

Christianity begins where religion ends...with the resurrection..Happy Easter
Remember me in ur prayers.

Easter says
you can put
truth in a grave,
but it won’t stay there.

Pls accept my easter greeting
with love & joy
2 lighten ur burdens
& give u more joy :)
Happy Easter!

God send us friends to love and keep our spirit high. Happy Easter to You!.

The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.” Happy Easter

Easter bunny sms
Easter bunny's here too!
He thinks you are eggstra-special
just as i do!
Happy Easter

The budding trees, the new flowers
and birds that sweetly sing
whisper to me that it's Easter
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always!

10 Smile SMS

2013-01-29T00:26:00.002-08:00

Here are some fresh quotes that can make you smile. Some of them may sound sarcastic but partially true.

Smile tames old enemies and wins new friends.

Pride is that creepy feeling when we pat ourselves on the back for looking down on someone else.

Smile is infectious to others, but laughter can be dangerous.

Guilt is what builds up when you commit sin and try to forget about about it.

Smile! Because you have just received a text message from someone hoping you are fine. Good a.m.

God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.

Smile when in leisure. Smile when in pain. Smile when troubles pour like rain. Smile when someone hurt your feelings, coz you know, smiling always starts the healing!

Life has its own way of making us smile especially at tyms u wanna give up & lose hope but certain surprises come your way juz when u thought ud never smile again.

Sunrise makes our mornings beautiful but the words of God strengthen us and make our lives more meaningful. Smile & enjoy life!

Chinese New Year Messages

2013-01-29T00:23:00.001-08:00

Happy Chinese New Year. (Cantonese) Kung Hei Fat Choi. (Mandarin) Gong Xi Fa Cai.

May God from whom all blessings flow and with HIS boundless grace and goodness bring you a wealth of inspiration,good health and joy this year.HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Wishing you a year of health, wealth, happiness, warmth and loads of love for and from your dear ones. Hope the New Year showers you with all that is beautiful. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

For this year and beyond, we wish your family good health, prosperity, happiness and love. Gong Hei Fat Choi!

Love Messages for Him

2013-01-29T00:21:00.002-08:00

Stepping my feet on your feet, hugging you around your shoulders, looking deep into your eyes, kissing our lips…want to feel you fully with your kisses!

I feel your warmth with your hugs, I feel your romance with your kisses, I feel your love with your presence and I feel my life with your life!

The most memorable day in my whole life, the day when I heard you whispering into my ears, those 3 sweet little words – I LOVE YOU!

I started admiring even the simple things in my life after I fell in love with you. I am admiring a lot even the fluttering of birds, kids smile, dripping of droplets etc.

Want to step into the rain and enjoy the rain with you by having a little dance with you. Rainy days are looking very romantic only when I am with you my dear!

I look into your eyes, I hold into your hands, I get into your heart, I love you so much honey!

You taught me the meaning of love, brought me the sweetness of love, showed me the greatness of love!

I wish to hear your voice as the first voice of my day and the last voice of my day!

My mind is fully occupied with your thoughts, it is hard for me to find a single about myself, never mind you and I are same!

Before I met my days were simple and as dumb as a white sheet, after I met you in my life all my days became so cheerful and my life is like a beautiful poem!

Stars can’t twinkle in a day, Sun can’t shine in a night, I can’t live a day without you!

You are there in my every dream, you are there in my every thought, and you are there in my every breath!

Morning Love Messages

2013-01-29T00:06:00.003-08:00

Was the past real or is it just in my memory? I really could not understand science or philosophy. But I'm sure something in the past was true, and that's when I fell in love with you.

"One look at you and I know that I could learn to live without the rest, I've found the best..."

I wish you a day of love and pleasant memories, a day of little things to smile about, a day of peace and happiness in your heart... May GOD grant you always a sheltering angel so nothing can harm you, laughter to cheer, good friends near you, and whenever you pray, HEAVENS to hear you. Good morning friend.

Do not choose the better guy, choose a guy who will make u a better girl...

Pick up line for the day: "My love for you is like a diarrhea...'coz I can't hold it!"

I Like You Messages

2013-01-29T00:05:00.000-08:00

Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.

R we friends or r we not, U told me once but i 4got, of all d m8s ive eva met, ur d 1 i wont 4get, n if i die b4 u do, i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water.. So pls dOn't walk in rain.. otherwise i wil lose such a SWEET person like yOu..

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...it's YOU !

I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

Beauty Within - Facebook Status

2012-11-23T23:21:00.001-08:00

Be who you are, stand up for what is right, and be blessed by the people who see the beauty that you hold.

I'm not a perfect girl. I may not always seem content. And you will never hear me say I'm beautiful. But I am perfectly content with how beautiful my heart is!

Kinda sad that now days people judge you on how pretty you are on the outside, without giving you a chance to express who you really are on the inside. :/

Sometimes we must make peace with the woman in the mirror. she is not always a true reflection of who we really are.

Beauty isn't about having a pretty face, its about having a PRETTY MIND, <3 <3 PRETTY HEART, and PRETTY SOUL. <3

Beauty: Not to be defined by outer appearance, or material possessions but, what is inside, on a deeper level, What is contained in the heart/soul of a person.

Why is it easy for me to see the beauty in others, but hard for me to see beauty in myself?

Beauty is graceful but confidence is sexy.

physical beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but inner beauty is something that shines from inside and no one can deny it.

"True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul." - Audrey Hepburn

60 Sweet Text Messages to send to your Girlfriend

2012-09-28T22:23:00.003-07:00

I’m never going to let you go.
I’ve been thinking about you.
Every minute spent with you is a minute well spent.
If I’m the reason for your smile, you’ll never get a reason to frown.
I love you, I miss you and I can’t wait to see you today!
I can never be wrong, because loving you feels so right!
I miss you; I want to be near you again!
When I have you, I have everything I need.
Every minute I spend away from you is a minute I waste.
To stay away from you is something I can’t do. Come home soon.
I will miss you while you’re gone and will wait for you to get back.
Just wanted you to know that someone is thinking of you!
I could attempt to live without you. But I would fail miserably.
Life is beautiful because of you.
For you I may be just one person, but for me you are the world.
I can’t live without you.
Thank you for supporting me today. If it wasn’t for you, I’d be lost.
When words aren’t enough to tell you how great you’ve been, remind me to come and kiss you.
Loving you is like breathing. I can’t stop and it’s necessary for my survival.
You + me = Happiness forever.
If loving you was against the law and kissing you was a crime, I’d happily spend my life in prison doing time.
I will love you for the rest of MY life.
It took me years to find perfection; I’m never going to let you go!
I’ll love you like no other. Be with me always!
I tried but I can’t stop thinking about you!
My world has no meaning without you.
You are the reason for my smile.
Words aren’t enough to tell you how wonderful you are. I love you.
You make my heart melt!
Life has never been better, thanks to you, sweetheart!
I miss you, we should get together soon!
If I had to, I would wait for an eternity to be with you.
I will love you forever and always.
Waiting for you at home, come back soon. I miss you.
When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you. There is nothing I can do without thinking of you.
My life is perfect only because you are in it.
You can't see the sun when it rains, but you know it's there. I hope we can both be like the sun, who don't always see each other, but who are always there for each other.
An angel once asked why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much because... I can't find a reason not to.
A date is a mere formality I need to complete before I can tell you what you really mean to me.
I admit I'll never be the perfect one. I'll never always be there. I may fail to make you smile at times, but there is one thing I could do. I could be the person I am, for you.
My eyes are more precious when you look into them; I know what's in a name only when you say mine; my life is worth more, because you are in it.
What makes some people more special than others? It's not just the happiness you feel when you meet them, but the anguish you feel when you miss them.
Certain people touch your heart in a way that you just can't stop thinking about them; that is the kind of person you are; so far, yet so near, so simple yet so desirable.
There's no special reason for this message; I just want to steal a single moment of your busy life & hope I can make you smile when I say: I Miss You.
They say love hurts, but I'm ready to take that risk if I'm going to be with you.
They say love gives you wings; is that why I'm on seventh heaven?
What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.
I hope that you finally understand that I will love you until the end, because you are not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
I don't miss you and you alone; I miss you and me together.
Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy, like believe it.
I'm thinking of you and wanted to tell you that I love you.
Words aren't enough to tell you how wonderful you are. Although I am making a small attempt to tell you so. The fact remains, I love you.
If I had to, I would wait for an eternity to be with you, instead of a life without you.
When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you. There is nothing I can do without thinking of you.
To have you as my girl is my honor. Be with me always!
You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.
I would climb a thousand mountains and swim a thousand miles, just to see you smile.There are three steps to complete happiness. 1) You 2) Me 3) Our hearts for eternity.
If you see a shooting star, close your eyes and make a wish. It worked for me, I wished for you
My life is perfect, but it’s because I am with you.
I love yo_. All I need is ‘U’

PAMATAY NA PAMBARA ng mga BABAE sa mga lalakeng ayaw nila..

2012-09-22T22:46:00.000-07:00

b: alam mo, pwede nang ilagay sa kape yung ngiti mo. Ang tamis tamis kasi eh, pati ang mapait na kape, napapatamis mo.
g: ikaw pwede kang magbenta ng popcorn, ang corny mo eh!

B: I like you.
G: I like me too!

b: BAKIT ANG SUNGIT MO?!
g: BAKIT ANG EPAL MO?!

B: sige na sagutin mo na ako....please please
G: Idol mo ba si Antonio Banderas??
B: bakit?
bf: kasi DESPERADO ka. kairita!

B: Ikaw yung babaeng pinagdadasal ko gabi gabi.
G: Talaga? ako naman pinagdadasal ko si Coco Martin.

BOY: miss, pwede magtanung? anung oras na?

GIRL: nagtatanung ka ng oras? tpos tatanungin mu name ku? tapos hhingin mu number ku? tapos liligawan mu ko? tapos after 1mo. pacharming akung sasagutin kita.. tpos bibisita ka sa bahay..
tapos magdadate tayo.. tapos syempre pakipot naman aku.. tapos dadalhin mu ko kht san lang.. tapos mi mangyayari satin.. tapos mabubuntis aku..
tapos papakasal tayo.. tapos bubugbugin mu lang ako! at panu na ang bata?! Hindi! Hindi ku sasabhn kung anung oras na!

BOY: (speechless)weewww

Boy : Hello..
Girl : Hello..
Boy : Kumain ka na..?
Girl : Kumain ka na..?
Boy : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?
Girl : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?
Boy : I Love You..
Girl : Oo, kumain na ako..

BOY : Sana problema na lang ako para lagi mo akong iniisip.

GIRL: Oo nga eH ! Para lahat gagawin ko mawala ka lang.

BOY : Kaya pala nahihirapan akong huminga, Nasa puso kita nakabara !

GIRL : Sinadya ko talaga yun, Para MATULUYAN KA NA

BOY: i love you , please text back !

GIRL: back !

Sen Miriam Defensor Santiago Pick-up Lines

2012-09-12T00:05:00.001-07:00

1.hayos to: (guy walks towards the girl na parang galit) "Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo! (so medyo shocked ung girl sabay hirit ng) "Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko."
2. Para kang plema
... because di ka maalis sa dibdib ko!

3. Can i take ur clothes off? kahit isang beses lang...
i jst wanna know kung pano tinatago ng mga anghel ang kanilang pakpak.. (manyak!)

4. Miss...SM ka ba??
kasi you've got it all!

5.Gutom ka ba?
Tara , bubusugin kita sa pagmamahal ko.

6. Matador ka ba!?
kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!

7. May butas ba puso moh??
kasi natrap ako na aKo s loob.. cant find my way out

8. Miss, umutot ka ba?
'Cause you took my breath away. (yikes)

9. Pwede ba kita maging sidecar?
single kasi ako eh..

Cheesy Tagalog Pick Up Lines

2012-09-12T00:01:00.001-07:00

Kumain ka ba ng asukal? - ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
I'm a bee - can you be my honey?
Papupulis kita! - ninakaw mo kasi puso ko
Meralco ka ba? - pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark
May butas ba yang puso mo? - natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out
Miss, alam mo ba? Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop, at hindi rin tayo Halaman, Bagay tayo, Bagay.
Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..]
I lost my number - can I have yours?
Are you a dictionary? - coz you add meaning to my life
Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!!
Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
Aanhin pa ang gravity... kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita... feeling ko.. "LUCKY ME"
Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you... (not exclusively pinoy. oh well)
Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..
Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..
Anong height mo? Pa'no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?
Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko...
asthma ka ba?kasi you take my breath away.
ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
I think I'm a bad player......because I keep on missing you

Pinoy Pick Up Lines

2012-07-22T01:19:00.003-07:00

"Yung nag-uusap lang kayo , tapos may eepal at sasabihing "ayiee!""

"Yung aksidente mong na-type sa username slot yung password mo."

"Yung sa sobrang inis mo, napapamura ka nalang."

"Nilalamig ka ba? Bakit hindi mo subukan yakapin ang plantsa."

"Ang pagmamahalan ay parang Snakes and Ladders , gagawin mo ang lahat para magtagumpay pero sadyang may mga ahas na hihilahin ka pababa."

"Parang kahapon lang ang biyernes tapos bukas lunes na naman."

"Dear Ulan , Asahan ka namin bukas ah. Nagmamahal , Estudyanteng tamad pumasok."

"Wag magpa-miss ng sobra, at baka masanay siya ng wala ka."

"Yung makita mo lang siya ng kahit 3 seconds, buo na ang 24 hours mo."

"Yung mini-heart attack kapag wala kang nakapang cellphone sa bulsa mo."

"Yung hindi ka maka-get over sa isang joke. Seryoso na ang lahat, tawa ka pa rin nang tawa."

"Yung mag-aaral lang kapag may quiz or exam"

"Hindi ako STALKER, paborito ko lang talagang tingnan ang profile mo."

"Yung may naalala ka tapos bigla ka na lang napangiti."

"Kapag inlove ka, wag na wag mong kalimutan ang mga kaibigan mo. Dahil bago pa dumating ang mahal mo, sila ang unang nagpasaya sa buhay mo.

"Kung iiwan mo ko ... Pwede bang sumama?"

"Minsan kailangan din nating masaktan kasi meron pa tayong dapat matutunan."

"Ang sarap matulog ng matulog ng matulog ng matulog ng matulog kapag ganito ang panahon."

"Hindi naman kita iiwan kung di mo ako pinabayaan."

Cute Status Messages for Facebook

2012-06-19T22:18:00.000-07:00

Life is not about searching for the things that could be found. It's about letting the unexpected happen. And finding things you never searched for. :)

"Never judge a book by its cover and never judge someone by an opinion of another"

today is a new day; so laugh at the past, live for today, and look forward to the future :)

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So have fun and give them something to talk about

"I've loved, I've lied, I've hurt, I've lost, I've missed, I've trusted, I've made mistakes..but most of all I've learned."

Live life one day at a time. Share it with people who matter most to you, for life is a little jar of memories. So fill it with people worth remembering!

Congratulations, you have successfully hurt my feelings, again. You must be so proud of yourself.

's status cannot be published due to Facebook policies.

A broken promise can only be sweet if someone promised to leave but still stays..

If people have a problem with u...always remember...it is THEIR problem ;)

Dear God, I don't know your plan for me and at times it can be scary, but I know you have a purpose for me and everything I am going through is for good reason.

No one is rich enough to buy back yesterday. But if you have the character to do better things today, you would be the happiest one tomorrow.

"The 3 C's of life: Choices, chances & changes. You have to make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change."

Never judge anyone till you've heard the full story and found out why they do the things they do.

past is dead..future is unborn.. so stay in present and enjoy

The most painful goodbyes are the ones never said, but the heart already knows it's over.

Sometimes words do not come out, that's where the eyes speak ...

Never forget the ones that make you smile. At some point they made you happy, so hold onto that memory. Because someday they might not be around anymore.

If you see me walking beside someone else, it's not because I like his company.. It's because you weren't brave enough to walk by my side.

sometimes i just wanna run away and leave everything and everyone behind.. just to see who's missing me..

Isn't it ironic? we ignore who adores us, adore who ignores us, love who hurts us & hurt who loves us

Missing someone when you are alone cannot be considered that you are IN LOVE,but thinking of someone even when you re too much busy can be considered that u are

Three steps to move on. CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself, look for an alternative solution & delete the situation that hurts you.

“If you know yourself, then you’ll not be harmed by what is said about you.”

"someone asked me what kind of person i would want to love and be with..i just said... someone that not loves me for what I am but for who I am. "

If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.

Treasure the person next to you, keep them close if you really love them... Cause if you don't treasure, don't regret when they give up and walk away..

Love knows no reason, knows no time. It has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time called FOREVER..

Don't worry if you're single. God's looking at you right now, saying, "I'm saving this girl for someone special."

Sweet Birthday Messages to Send

2012-06-10T05:32:00.004-07:00

May the year you are going to have in your life bring new sensations of happiness and you spend a happy life ahead.

Brightness of future can be guessed by the spirit and way of celebration we do at the start of our new year of life. I wish you have a bright life ahead like this day.

May the sweetness of your birthday bring sweet and happy memories of whole life! May you live with best moments of life on this birthday!

Whenever I think about you, my face feels curve on it and want to go on smile for your noble presence in this world. You are really a big big blessing of God for all of us.
Wish you a nice and healthy sweet birthday

I love the time when you are with me and the time of your birth is the one which provides with this blessing. Wish you a lovely and enchanting birthday.

Each day of life is too much important but the day we born in this world is the most beautiful one. It’s my hearty prayer that you have many more such beautiful days in life to celebrate.

We come to know the importance of time and people when they went away from us. On your birthday I want to say that beautiful time like your birthday and loving people who are attending your birthday today always accompany you with their love. Wish you a fabulous birthday.

We celebrate birthday every year but each time it has new sense of happiness and joy, may your life be full of all unique and new moments of fun and entertainment. Wish you a great birthday.

Season of happiness and joy is coming with the arrival of your birthday. Go on celebrating this day with all of your friends and loved ones. May you spend a sweet happy life!

You are a treasure for my life, you are best blessing for me in this world that is why I am much glad to hear about your birthday ceremony. Wish you a happy life.

May you have all the love of world on this particular day! Wish you a Sweet silky milky, tutee fruity and cool joyous birthday.
Happy Birthday

You have spent one year of your life and going to have a elegant start of new year of life. My wishes are with you to have more successes and achievements on this birthday. Happy Birthday to You

You are not only one in this world but the time we are on this world our love and prayers will accompany and will never let you alone. Wish you beautiful birthday.
Happy Birthday to You

Happiness is just related to your intentions, so make your intentions to celebrate birthday at its peak and make merry with friends.
Happy Birthday to You

Gathering is necessary to make merry on any event, so invite all of your friends on birthday and receive their love and wishes for your peaceful year ahead. Wish you a great day.
Happy Birthday

Birthday Quotes for Best Friends

2012-06-10T05:23:00.004-07:00

As you celebrate your day, I celebrate the beautiful friendship we share! Happy Birthday, dearest friend!

Happy Birthday to the best friend I ever had. Let's celebrate this special day of your life and party like there's no tomorrow.

Life is boring when you are not around.
Happy Birthday to you - let’s make it grand!

It feels amazing to have a friend like you in my life. Have a happy and fun-filled Birthday, buddy!

Friends... The only thing you could never have too many of! Thank you for being my friend. May all your birthday wishes come true!

Friendship is not something that is written on paper, because paper can be torn. It is neither something that can be written on a rock, for even a rock can break. But it is written on the heart of a person, and it stays there forever. Birthday wishes and blessings are coming your way, my friend!

Today is a perfect day to tell that you are nothing less than one of my family member! I Wish you a very warm and happy birthday.

Best friends never need to be told that they are best friends. So, I don't need to tell you right? Have a fantastic birthday, buddy!

It has been said that real friends
Are very hard to find.
The ones that stay when times are tough
A real friend - the lasting kind.
As I travel through this life,
I know one thing is true.
I will never find a better friend
Than I have found in YOU!
Happy Bday to a special friend!

Happy Birthday to a true friend! You are such a special blessing to me and I want to wish you a birthday filled with love, laughter and the things you enjoy most.

Happy Birthday to my best-est friend ever! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother's teeth!

I probably don't tell you often enough, but I treasure our friendship. Friends like you make every day special! Wishing you happiness today, tomorrow, and always!

I feel privileged to have spent one more year of my life with you. Wish you a very Happy Birthday, dear friend!

If you looked up the meaning of friend in the dictionary, your picture would appear. Happy Birthday, my friend. May the Lord bless you and keep you!

I'm so lucky to have
A special friend like you,
May all your Bday hopes
And wishes come true!

Happy Birthday to a great Friend! A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. Wishing you a Birthday filled with light and love.

Pinoy Pick Up Lines

2012-05-29T05:29:00.002-07:00

Masaya maging single, kaso hindi mo maiiwasang mainggit sa mga magkarelasyon

kung marunong lang sana ang lahat na tumupad sa salitang kanilang binibitawan edi sana wala ng taong nasasaktan at umaasa. saket?

Lahat ng DAM umaapaw na. Pati ang DAM-damin ko sayo umaapaw na rin

so kailangan palang ipagkalat na single ka? ano pinaparating mo? na dapat landiin ka? XD

kung karera lang sana to ng kalandian, di pa nagsisimula nasa finish line ka na.

Yung feeling na may naalala kang nakakatawa , tapos di mo mapigilang tumawa. Aminin!

Feeling na nakaharap ka sa salamin , tapos kung anu-anong pagpapacute ang ginagawa mo. Pictorial mo?

Ang karma ngayon Hi-Tech na. Masyadong mabilis kaya mag ingat ka.

nakita kita kanina! bigla kang tumawid sa ISIPAN ko. hmm. mag-ingat ka sa susunod ha, baka masagasaan ka na ng PAGMAMAHAL ko! :))

ang tunay na lalaki ay parang boyfriend ko. pero wala akong boyfriend kaya walang tunay na lalaki sa mundo!

hindi lahat ng umaalis, BUMABALIK at lalong hindi lahat ng iniiwan, NAGHAHABOL. :))

Ang LOVE ay parang BASKETBALL kung mahina ka sa depensa MAAAGAWAN KA!

Dear Heart, Sorry sa pain. Dear Brain, TAMA KA!

Kung ang bawat patak ng ulan ay RED HORSE, TANDUAY, SAN MIGUEL, at THE BAR. For sure, Makulimlim pa lang ang langit, naka NGA-NGA kana.

Teleserye ka ba? Kase WALANG HANGGAN ang kalandian mo eh!

Tagalog Love Text Messages for Girlfriend or Wife

2012-05-28T02:58:00.002-07:00

Ganito kita kamahal di ba?
tanga na ako kung tanga
pero mahal kita eh! Pramis!

translation: This is how much I love you!
I don't care if it seems stupid,
I love you! That I promise!

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Matulog ka na mahal.
Wag ka ng mag-alalala.
Bukas mahal pa rin kita!

translation: Go to sleep my love.
Don't worry too much.
Tomorrow, I still love you just the same.

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Mahal na mahal kita, pero
mahal mo din kaya ako?

translation: I love you so much,
but do you love me too?

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Pwede bang sa akin na
lang ang puso mo forever and ever?

translation: Can I have your heart
forever and ever?

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Mahal kita!
pa-kiss naman!
Kakagigil ka kasi!

translation: I love you!
Can I kiss you!
I can't get enough of you!

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