Free Range Females!

Amy Poehler Bear

2015-01-11T21:07:00.002-08:00

African-American Friday

2013-11-29T10:55:00.001-08:00

At least she's still Jewish...

2013-02-20T22:03:00.002-08:00

Happy President's Day

2013-02-18T19:46:00.001-08:00

On this fine holiday, I hope everyone enjoys a nice game or two with friends/family.

School Daze

2013-02-07T21:59:00.001-08:00

What I heard in school...

Freedom? I'm game...

2013-01-24T10:10:00.002-08:00

Lord of the Unions

2013-01-20T20:32:00.000-08:00

any coincidence the new cards are gold? i think not...

Caulk Talk ep 1. Caulk for beginners.

2013-01-20T20:31:00.000-08:00

Thanksgivajasdjasdzzzzzzzzzz

2012-11-21T22:10:00.000-08:00

In honor of killing Native Americans, we kill turkeys! (and pumpkins)

Quoth the...

2012-09-25T22:37:00.002-07:00

A Free Range Franchise

2012-09-23T12:36:00.001-07:00

I'm going to open a store. And I'm gonna do it in Comic Sans!

This is Gay

2012-09-16T22:36:00.001-07:00

2 posts, 1 day...

Happy Jew Year!

2012-09-16T18:08:00.002-07:00

Shana Tova, bitches!

Men at Work

2012-09-02T14:00:00.000-07:00

We were just hypothesizing how different the workplace would be if men MENstruated. (Why is it called that? Seems like they're the ones it was MENt for.)

Nothing would ever get done. They'd take off the week before and the week of...and also the week after to celebrate that they made it through the previous two weeks without dying!

It would also add to their inherent superiority complex.

GoldiLegs

2012-08-26T20:33:00.001-07:00

DUCK (sauce) AND COVER (all)

2012-08-25T19:03:00.000-07:00

I saw this article (see below...way below...like the end) about an amazing invention that is (hopefully) becoming popular...at least in China, so, fingers crossed, it will soon be here in the good ole US of A. I want a facekini (and body suit). I would wear it to the beach, the park, even to outdoor dining establishments. I love it so much that we're mocking it. But make no mistake, I'm searching all the Chinese eBay stores I can find! It's Amasian!!

Here's the article:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/21/facekini-face-mask-bathing-suit-china_n_1817491.html#slide=1407220

it looks like the pictures are attributed to Getty.

Free Range Frontiers! Perseid Meteor Shower 2012 (and Joshua Tree!)

2012-08-13T22:54:00.000-07:00

Jennifer's always wanted to see a meteor shower. So we packed up and hit the road! (well, we drove to the gas station) Then she checked the weather, and it said it was going to be cloudy, so we turned around and came home. Elana unpacked. Then Jennifer checked the weather a couple hours later, and it said it was supposed to be clear. Dems good odds! So at 11PM, we packed up and hit the road for real. This was the result...

Funny Olympic Voiceovers

2012-08-05T14:19:00.000-07:00

What's really going on with Viktoria Komova on the uneven bars...

Jesus Wears Socks With Sandals

2012-08-01T00:27:00.004-07:00

With a name like Jesus, he's gotta be good! (yes, it was an intentional Smucker's reference)

And speaking of intentional...I mean international...

In honor of the Olympics, we're showing why so many athletes thank Jesus.

Dissecting "Call Me Maybe"

2012-07-10T22:46:00.005-07:00

just a few things (of many...but i didn't want it to get tooooo long)

F U,K (ellogg's)

2012-07-04T00:38:00.000-07:00

I noticed it's now Independence Day. How ironic that I'm enslaved by this Krap. I mean Krack. I mean cereal. No I don't. I mean Krack.

That's what Kellogg's does. They put Ks where Cs should go. Like Rice Krispies. Kellogg's Krispie Krack. They are subliminally telling you they're evil with their letter ~~choice~~ khoice.

Maybe the Kardashian's should expand their ~~butts~~ brand and approach Kellogg's with a new cereal called "Bootylicious." (that will also be Krack filled with chocolate ...um, eww... but the Kardashian name will command a higher price and status) I'm sure you'll be seeing that soon. And I won't be seeing a penny from it.

P.S. beware of sales... that's how (street) drug dealers get you too!

...just a taste, man...

also... NEW! actually means "Noticeably Expanding Waistline!"

Happy Independence Day, everyone! I'm glad we can celebrate our freedom and independence by claiming someone else's land. ...What, too soon?

Sexplanation

2012-06-06T15:07:00.000-07:00

Smoking is Great!

2012-06-03T16:27:00.001-07:00

Happy Black History Month!

2012-02-10T16:36:00.000-08:00

In honor of Black History Month, we...

Jenertainment

2012-01-01T14:13:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year!

Out with the old, in with the new. ...And in with some old. Here is some Jenertainment, pre-FRF days...