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Heart Touchy Story

2014-03-25T02:43:00.001-07:00

Girl: I'm Having My Operation Now I
Love You.

The Girl Lays On Operation Bed.

Boy Stands There With Watery Eyes
Without Saying I Love You Too.
Girl Finishes Heart Transplant, The Boy Is
Gone.
Girl: Nurse Where Is He?
Nurse Says: They Didn't Tell You Who's
Heart They Gave You,
Did They?
Nurse Hands The Girl A Note Girls Reads Note

"I Told You It Was Yours" ?

An Engineer Princess and a Frog funny

2014-03-25T02:41:00.001-07:00

An engineer was walking down the road when a frog calls out to him, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”

He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.
The frog speaks up again and says, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”

The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.

The frog then cries out, “If you kiss me and turn me back, I’ll do whatever you say!”

Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asks, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a MONTH and do whatever you say. What more do you want?”

The engineer says, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool!

Husbands Wish and Aladdin's Lamp

2014-03-25T02:39:00.001-07:00

Husbands Wish and the Aladdin's Lamp

Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today

Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...

Pappu Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki

2014-03-25T02:38:00.001-07:00

Pappu Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki
Tubelight Theek Kar Rha Tha.
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Usne Awaaz Lagai
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Pappu(biwi Se):- Are Jara Sunti Ho,
Biwi:- Kya Hai?
Pappu:- Are Jara Idhar To Aao
Biwi:- Lo Aa Gayi, Bolo
Pappu:- Ye 2 Taar Hai,
Inme Se Jara Koi Ek Pakad,
Biwi:- Kyu?
Pappu:- Are Jara Pakad To Sahi
Biwi:- Lo Pakad Li Ek Taar
Pappu:- Kuch Nahi Hua?
Biwi:- Nahi
Pappu:- Achha Jaao, Iska Matlab
Current Dusri Taar Me Hai.

Boss AND Employee screw

2014-03-25T02:37:00.001-07:00

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aero plane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aero plane. That's the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!

Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .'

Ek Sharabi

2014-03-25T02:36:00.001-07:00

Ek Sharabi, Poora tunn ho kar ghar jaa raha tha,
Raste mein Mandir ke bahar Pujari dikha!

Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, Sabse bada kaun?

Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha ‘Yeh Mandir Bada’

Sharabi bola: Mandir bada to dharti pe kaise khada?

Pujari: Chalo bhai Dharti badi

Sharabi: Dharti badi to Sheshnaag par kyun khadi?

Pujari: Sheshnaag bada

Sharabi: Sheshnaag bada to Shiv ke gale main kyon pada

Pujari : Shiv bada

Sharabi: Shiv bada to Parvat par kyon khada

Pujari: Parvat bada

Sharabi: Parbat bada to Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada

Pujari: Hanuman bada

Sharabi: Hanuman bada to Ram ke charno mein kyon pada

Pujari: Ram bada

Sharabi: Ram bada to Ravan ke piche kyun pada

Pujari: Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada

Sharabi:
Iss duniya mein wo bada
jo Puri bottle peekar bhi seedha khada!

Rajnikanth started college

2014-03-25T02:35:00.001-07:00

Rajnikanth started college.

All student were confused while

taking admission because name of college is:

“Rajnikanth’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”

Girls v/s Boys AND PANGA

2014-03-25T02:34:00.001-07:00

Ladki apni saheliyo se: Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai!!

Pehli: Yaar main to khud busy hoon
Dusri: Yaar mummy ne ghar jaldi bulaya hai.
Teesri: Tune meri help ki thi kya uss din!
Chauthi: Sorry dear, mujhe class jaana hai

NOW SEE

THE DIFFRENCE

Ladka apne dosto se: Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai

Pehla: Bol bhai kitne bande bulaun?
Dusra: Kaat ke rakh denge saalo ko… naam bata bhai bas tu
Teesra: Abe gaadi nikaal be..
Chautha: Bhai tu bas bol karna kya hai.. duniya gayi tel lene…!

Santa khet mein radio lekar potty karne gaya

2014-03-25T02:32:00.001-07:00

Santa khet mein radio lekar potty karne gaya…

Wapas aane par Banta ne puchha…

“Aaj to maze se ki hogi”

Santa bola: Nahin yaar,

Radio par Jana Gana Mana aaya to khade khade karni padi

Kya koi bina dard ke bhi daant nikal sakta hai

2014-03-25T02:31:00.001-07:00

Bachcha (Doctor se): Kya koi bina dard ke bhi daant nikal sakta hai?

Doctor: Nahin

Bachcha: Main nikal sakta hoon!

Doctor: Ho hi nahin sakta, mujhe bhi dikhao…

Bachcha: Ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha

(bachche ne battisi dikha di )

Interviwer and sardarji

2014-03-25T02:26:00.001-07:00

Interviwer: Tel me d opposit of GOOD?
Sardar: Bad
Int: COME
Sardar: Go
Int: UGLY
Sardar: Pichhli
Int: U r wrong
Sardar: I’m right
Int: Shut up!
Sardar:KeepTalkng
Int: Get out
Sardar: Cum in
Int: O my God!
Sardar: O my Devil!
Int: U r Rejected
Sardar: Im selected BALLE BALLE.

Some Times Love Makes A Big Scar

2014-03-25T02:25:00.003-07:00

Some Times Love Makes A Big Scar
In Ur Heart
But
Dont Let It Stain Ur Life
It Only Means, The Bigger The Scar
Ur Had
The Better U Have Loved..!

Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi

2014-03-25T02:25:00.001-07:00

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi
Aitbar Nahi.!!
Main To Ab Uss kamine ka Mooh
Bhi Nahi Dekhungi
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2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne
Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh
Liya......??
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1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur
Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,

Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki
Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..

Indian Banks Funny Description

2014-03-25T02:24:00.001-07:00

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income

SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar

HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand

HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor

Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis

pehle wo meri GF thi

2014-03-25T02:23:00.001-07:00

pehle wo meri GF thi
Me bolta tha wo suni thi
phir wo meri mangetar bani,
Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he
Mohalla sunta hai.

Heart Touching Mom and Son

2014-03-25T02:20:00.001-07:00

Heart Touching.!!!!
Son: Mom ! Mom,why R u crying?
Mom: Its nothing chil.
Son: Mom!Mom!Mom,
Why r u cryning?
Mom: Its nothing baby.
He looks in Mom's Purse &
Find a letter 4rm the Doctor saying that
She has Cancer and
Only has a few days to Live.
Next day on the NEWS
It says: They found a baby
Dead left with a note saying

"Mom I killed Myself I'll
Be waiting for you in Heaven"
I love u mom ..

Pappu pinki ko pasand karta hai

2014-03-25T02:19:00.001-07:00

Pappu pinki ko pasand karta hai
aur pinki pappu k bhai ko,
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lekin pappu k bhai ko pinki ki
behan achi lagti hai
aur pinki ki behan pappu ko
pasand karti hai.
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Hala ki pappu pehle hi pinki ko
chahta ha.
Ab jab k pinki ko pappu acha
nahin lagta aur pappu ka bhai
pinki k liya razi nai hai aur pappu
pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
jab k pinki ki behan ko pappu ka
bhai acha nahin lagta.
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To ye unka personal problem hua,
aap kyu apna dimag kharab karte
ho....

I love my pain

2014-03-25T02:18:00.001-07:00

I love my pain. Because my pain is always with me

Necessity is the mother of hard work

2014-03-25T02:16:00.003-07:00

Necessity is the mother of hard work;
vision is the mother of invention

Two Men and Genie wish

2014-03-25T02:16:00.001-07:00

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants
The man says " I want a Million Bucks "
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head
And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?"
The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

Sardarji Ne Pocha

2014-03-25T02:15:00.001-07:00

1 Admi Bakriyan Chara Raha Tha..
Sardar Ne Pocha: Ye Bakriyan Kahan Le Ja Rahe Ho ?
Admi Ghusse Se Bola: Inhen School Chorne Ja Raha Hoon..
Sardar Zor Zor Se Hansa Aur Bola:
Mujhe Pagal Samja Hai Kia?
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Aj Tay Itwar Ay.-O-> ..

Ek bar suno kuch Esa hua Wo

2014-03-25T02:14:00.001-07:00

Ek bar suno kuch Esa hua Wo
mujhko mili
me us ko mila
Izhar hua
Iqrar hua
Wo chahne lagi
me chahne laga
Use pyar bohat
Mujhy pyar bohat
Phir kuch yun hua
wo chorr gai
mai tott gaya
phir kuch yun mile
wo tanha thi
me akela tha
bas hum do the
or koi na tha
wo rone lagi
me bebas rha na pyar
na hi izhar rha
bas farq sirf itna sa rha
Wo Mitti k Upar thi
my Mitti k nechy Tha...

Bolti hai Dosti chuprehta hai pyar

2014-03-25T02:12:00.003-07:00

Bolti hai Dosti chuprehta hai pyar
Hasti hai dosti Rulata hai Pyar
Milti hai dosti bicharta hai pyar
Phir najane log kyon karte hain pyar..?

A simple short cute story

2014-03-25T02:12:00.001-07:00

A simple short cute story

Today my bf came over & met my parents.then he left.....
And my dad told me that - my bf love me.....
I smiled & asked How do u know......??
He said

Bcz, he look at u the same way I look at ur mother

Solid bezzati Boy and Girl

2014-03-25T02:10:00.001-07:00

Solid bezzati:
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Boy: I lv u, I cnt live widout u.

Mar jaunga,

Mit jaunga,

Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga!!
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Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage.