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Usko Chaha To Muhabbat Ki Samajh Aae Warna

2012-04-18T15:21:00.000-07:00

Usko Chaha To Muhabbat Ki Samajh Aae Warna,,,,,

Ishq ki takleef k afsany Suna Krty thy........!!!

Mahol Subha Ka Sab Hi Ko Bha Gaya

2012-04-09T22:55:00.000-07:00

Raat Per Sawera Chaa Gaya

Suraj Roshni Ke Saath Aa Gaya

Ye Mahol Subha Ka Sab Hi Ko Bha Gaya

Aur Aap Ne Aankh Kholi

SMS Humara Aa Gaya

Good Morning .. :)

Ek Ladaki ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi

2012-04-09T18:23:00.000-07:00

Ek Ladaki ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi..

Company ne socha achanak bataya to ladki Khushi se mar sakti hai..

company ne pappu ko ye kaam diya

Ke aise batao Ke wo khushhi se mar na jaye..

Pappu ne jake us ladki ko bola:

"Farz karo aap Ka 5 crore ka inaam nikal aaye to aap kya krogi?"

Ladaki : Aap Ke samne dance krongi,

Shaadi Kar longi..

Yehi Nahin..

Aadha Inaam Bhi De dungi... !!

Ye sun kar Sala Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya..! ! :-D

Thought 0f The Day

2012-04-09T13:40:00.000-07:00

~ Thought 0f The Day ~
If You Think Positively, Sound Becomes Music, Movement Becomes Dance, Smile Becomes Laughter, Silence Becomes Meditation, And Life Becomes A Celebration.

Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy

2012-04-09T09:08:00.000-07:00

Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Wah wah wah

Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Kisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy
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/ \ miti pao g!

Wo Kon Sa Ek Mazak Hai Jo Salon Pehle Bhi Students Krte The

2012-04-09T04:25:00.000-07:00

Wo Kon Sa Ek Mazak Hai Jo Salon Pehle Bhi Students Krte The,
Krte Hain Aur
Humesha Krte Rahenge.?
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ANS:
Boht Mazak Ho Gaya Yaar Kal Se Prhai Shru

Machar inhi barishon main

2011-09-25T23:54:00.000-07:00

In barishon se dosti achi nahi Faraz
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Machar inhi barishon main aate hain

Hum Khud Becha Karty Thay Kabhi

2011-09-25T19:11:00.000-07:00

Hum Khud Becha Karty Thay Kabhi Dard E Dil Ki Dawa,

*** SAQI ***

Aaj Waqt Ne Humein Laa Kharra Kiya "Hamari" Hi Dukaan par

Shikwa nahi tum se apne

2011-09-25T14:28:00.000-07:00

Hamain Shikwa nahi tum se apne bhool jane ka,
Ham se he shayed koi khata hui, ke tum ko yaad na rahe,

1947 Ramzan Pakistan Independence Day

2011-09-05T08:31:00.000-07:00

1947 mein bhe Ramzan August mein tha; 2011 mein bhe Ramzan August mein hay;
farq sirf itna hay us waqt qoum ko ik mulk ki zarorat the; or aj mulk ko ik qoum ki zaroorat hay....

"Happy Independence Day"

Dear aaj ke din aap jitna chaho

2011-09-05T04:14:00.000-07:00

Dear aaj ke din aap jitna chaho,
hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
Duniya ki parwa mat karo
Kyun k duniya janti hai k
Pagal aisi harkatein he karte rehte hain

Raat bohat ho rahi ha

2011-09-04T23:39:00.000-07:00

Aj se me kisi ko sms nhi karoga

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Kal se karoga abhi raat bohat ho rahi ha sojao,
Good Night

Sad Urdu Short Poetry

2011-09-04T19:07:00.000-07:00

Hum Bhi Moujood They Taqdeer Ke Darwazay Par,

'A DOST'

Loogon ne Dolat ki tamana ki Hum Ne Tumhy Maang Liya.

Sweet Eid ka din Urdu Shayari

2011-09-04T14:24:00.000-07:00

***Eid Ka Din***
Is Eid Per
Wo Mere Saath nahi
Magar Wo
Uski Yadain
Us Ki Batain
Sab Mujhe Yaad Hai
Us ne Mujhe
Yaad Kia Hoga
Phir Mere Khialon Mein
Khooye Huey
Tasawar Ke
Kisi Lamhe Mein
Dheeray Se Kaha Hoga
***EiD MuBaRaK***

ADVANCE MAH-E-RAMZAN MUBARAK

2011-07-22T13:59:00.000-07:00

Wo*Chand*ka
"Chamakna"

Wo*MaSJido*ka
"Sawarna"

Wo"Musalmano"ki "Dhoom"

"RamZan"is
"Coming Soon"

"wo"Sehri"ka maza"

"wo"Aftari"ki bhook"

"*wo"Quran"ki tilawat"*
"*wo"Namaz"ka mamool"*

"*wo"Roze"ki barkat"*

"*wo "Roze"ka noor"*
"*Sirf "14" din door*"

"ADVANCE"
"*MAH.E.RAMZAN MUBARAK.'

How sweet! I wish it happened in real life too!!!

2011-07-21T14:20:00.000-07:00

Boy : Baby I want to tell you something..

Girl : Yes?

Boy : When you go home today thank your mom for me.
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Girl : Okay but why?

Boy :Thank her because she gave birth to an angel in this earth

who is my life and to whom one day will be my wife.

Sharab ka nasha

2011-07-20T14:15:00.000-07:00

Teri sharab ka nasha to sirf rat tak hai "SAQI"

Tu be mudhosh ho jaye agar dekh lay mery yar ki aankhen

Good Evening SMS Messages in English

2011-07-13T16:48:00.000-07:00

Give laugh to all but smile to ONE.
Give love to all but heart to ONE.
Give life to all but live for ONE..
Have a cool evening

Guy: You Look Like My Wife.
Girl(surprisingly): Whats your wife name?
Guy: I am not yet married!
Moral : X press Your Ideas Smartly!
Good evening

That’s all for the day See you tomorrow hope you all enjoyed a lot have a nice day.
Good evening

MoonSoon Barish Poetry SMS

2011-07-12T19:03:00.000-07:00

Baarishain ho to jati hain mere shaher main "Faraz"

Kabhi badalon se to kabi Aankhon se,

Happy MoonSoon Barish

Iqbal agar aaj zinda hote

2011-07-12T14:20:00.000-07:00

Iqbal agar aaj zinda hote to aaj ke halat dekh kar sochte,

Jiss raat main ne Pakistan ka khawab dekha tha,
Kash us raat main sota na aur koi movie dekh leta

Potato Chips Companies

2011-07-11T14:36:00.000-07:00

Dear
Potato Chips Companies,

I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
20 Bucks For A Bag Of
60% Chips And 40% Air.
Please Stop Doing That,
Thank You . . . =P =D

Love SMS Quotes

2011-07-10T15:28:00.000-07:00

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.

Do I love you because you're beautiful, Or are you beautiful because I love you?

Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river.

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.

Wo jo haath tak choone ko bay adbi samajhta tha

2011-07-09T17:08:00.000-07:00

Wo jo haath tak choone ko bay adbi samajhta tha

Haseen yaado main khoya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Bara khush feham soya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Wo jo haath tak choone ko bay adbi samajhta tha

Gale se lag k roya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Usay maloom tha shayad judai hai muqaddar main

Wo kin socho main khoya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Hamara pyaar us lamhe bulandi per wafa ki tha

Koi bhi gham na goya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Hamare pyaar k gulshan main jaane kis ne aaker k

Ghamo ka beej boya tha bicharne se zara pehle

Wo jisko dekh laine se bari khush Sada rehti thi

Bohat hi aaj roya tha bicharne se zara pehle.

Load Shedding SMS Pakistan in Urdu

2011-07-08T00:18:00.000-07:00

Year 2050:

Pakistan National Museum of History & Science

Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.

PM Pakistan ne Iftatah kya.

MoonSoon Barish Poetry SMS

2011-07-07T19:43:00.000-07:00

Baarishain ho to jati hain mere shaher main "Faraz"

Kabhi badalon se to kabi Aankhon se,

Happy MoonSoon Barish