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Sincerity - Best meaning

2011-12-31T13:52:00.002-08:00

Sincerity does not mean Sticking to a person when you don't have any 0ption..

Sincerity means keeping a relation with sumone when you have alot of options!

Two drunken men are Talking

2011-12-31T13:52:00.001-08:00

Two drunken men are talking.

Man 1: I am planning to buy the world.
Man 2: You can't.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: I am not going to sell it. :P

Iqbal Beautiful lines - Tum Haya-o-Shriyat k Tqazon ki baat krty ho

2011-12-31T13:52:00.000-08:00

Tum Haya-o-Shriyat k
Tqazon ki baat krty ho,

Hum ne Nangay jismon ko
Malboos-e-Haya dekha hai,

Hum ne dekhay hain Ehram
main lipty kai Iblees,

Hum ne May-Khanay main
kai bar Khuda dekha hai.

Doors of Happiness

2011-12-27T10:11:00.000-08:00

If one Door of Happiness closes

The Second will be opened by ALLAH

But we cannot see the opened Door

Because we cry in Front of the closed one....!

Quaid Day with President Zardari - 25 December

2011-12-26T09:29:00.001-08:00

Jinnah ko Draya
Or kharida Nahi Ja Sakta.
(Lord Mount Batton)

Agar Musalmano k Pas 100 Gandhi Hote Or Hamare Pas 1 Jinnah To Pakistan Na Banta
(J. L. Nehru)

Many People Put A Good Impact On History But Jinnah Was The One Who Created History
(L. K. Aidvani)

Jinnah Aik Sache Qaum Prast Or Mohibb- e Watan Insan Tha.
(Jaswant Singh)

Main Jinnah ko Salam Pesh karta Hun, k Agar Wo Pakistan Na Banata To Main 1026 Arab Rupe kese Banata?
(Asif Ali Zardari)

Maths mei HAZRAT ALI (R.A) ki Maharat..

2011-12-10T23:59:00.000-08:00

1 bar 1 yahoodi ne Ap se 1 sawal us waqt poocha jb ap ek pair Ghorey k rakaab mei rakh chuky thy sawal tha k

Wo konsa hindsa hy jo 2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9 se poora taqseem hota ho?
Ap ne dosra pair Ghorey pe rakhny se pehly kaha k haftey k dinoo ko islami saal k dinoo se zarab do to wo hindsa mil jaye ga
Yahoodi ne 7 ko 360 se zarb kiya to 2520 bana or check krny pr sahi paya
Jesy,
2520/2 =1260
2520/3 =840
2520/4 =630
2520/5 =504
2520/6 =420
2520/7 =360
2520/8 =315
And
2520/9 =280
Jazakallah.

"Main ilm ka sheher hon or ALI us ka darwaza"
(Rasool Allah S.A.W.W)

Hazrat Hassan Or Hussain (Rz.A) ki Fazailat

2011-12-07T03:44:00.009-08:00

Hazrat Hassan Or Hussain (Rz.A) ki Fazailat,
Mafhume Hadees ALLAH ky Rasool (S.A.W) Ne Farmaya: Jis Ne Hazrat Hassan Or Hussain (Rz.A) Sy Muhabat ki Us Ne Mujh Sy Muhabbat ki Or Jis Ne In Sy Bughz Rakha Us Ne Mujh Sy Bughz Rakha. Ref:
{Ibne Maja Hades# 143 Ravi: Abu Horaira Rz.A}‏

Oy Nikkal Nahi to Meri Nikkal jayegi

2011-12-07T03:44:00.008-08:00

Agr Apko Afsos Hai k Apki Life me Apka Intezaar karney wala koi Nai
To 1 kaam karen
30 Mint k leye...

Bathrome me ja kr Beth jayen
Koi Na koi Bahir Intezaar zaror kary ga. :)

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Oy Nikkal Nahi to Meri Nikkal jayegi

Shah Ast Husain - Badshah Ast Hussain

2011-12-07T03:44:00.007-08:00

شاہ است حسین،
بادشاہ است حسین
دین است حسین،
دیں پناہ است حسین
سر داد نہ داد دست در دست یزید
حقا کے بنائے لا الہ است حسین.

حسین ابن علی پہ لاکھوں سلام.

حسینیت زندہ باد

یزیدیت مردہ باد

Allah Pak farmata hain

2011-12-07T03:44:00.006-08:00

ALLAH PAK Farmatay hai,

Jo mera Zikar zameen pr krta hai,

Mai uska Zikr Arsh pr krta hu,

Wese to Hum dosti or Pyar k Msgs boht frwrd krte hen

Chalo aaj mil k Puri Dunia ko

"ALLAH" k Zikr se Jaga den

SUBHAN ALLAH

ALHAMDOLILLAH

ALLAH HO AKBAR

No Comment Please........

2011-12-07T03:44:00.005-08:00

Allama Iqbal -V/S- Mohsin Naqvi
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Mohsin:
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Kehte haan bare fakhr se hum Gham nahin karte,
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Maatam ki sadaa sunte hain Maatam nahin karte,
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Woh log bhala samjhein ge kya Ramz-e-Shahadat,
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Jo Eid to karte hain Muhram nahin karte,
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kyon aap ka dil jalta hai kyon jalta hai Seena,
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Hum aap ke seene pe to Maatam nahin karte,
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Mohsin yeh Maqbool Riwayat hai jahan mein,
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Qatil kabhi Maqtool ka Maatam nahin karte,
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Allama Iqbal:
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Royein woh jo munkir haan shahadat-E-Hussain (R.A) ke
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Hum zinda-o-Javaid ka maatam nahin karte...!
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Subhan-ALLAH.

Afzal hai Kul Jahan se Gharana "Hussain" ka

2011-12-07T03:44:00.004-08:00

Afzal hai Kul Jahan se Gharana"Hussain" ka

"Nabiyon" ka Taj-Dar ha "NANA" Hussain ka

1 Pal ki thi bs Hakumt Yazed ki

SADIYAAN Hussain ki hen Zmana Hussain ka.

Salam ya Hussain (R.A)

Pocho Yzed Se K Tera Raj Kahan Ha

2011-12-07T03:44:00.003-08:00

Pocho Yzed Se K Tera Raj Kahan Ha

Wo Khon Se Aluda Tera Taj Kahan Ha

Zinda Ha HUSAIN Ibn-e-ALI Zinda Rahega

Lanat K Siwa Zikr Tera Aj Khan ha.

Students on Bike

2011-12-07T03:44:00.001-08:00

Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho?

Student Pareshni se piche dekhty hue:
Oye Chawlo, 5wan kithy sut aye O, Onay te rooti khwani c

Pathan In Jungle

2011-12-01T09:33:00.000-08:00

Pathan ne jungle se guzartay huay dekha k aik saanp darakht pr latka hua hy.

Pathan pas ja k bola:

NIDO bhi pia kro.
Sirf Lataknay se qad lamba nai hota:-)

Ami na khawab Chur Chur kar diya

2011-11-30T03:28:00.002-08:00

Hmary to khwab us din hi chur chur ho gay

Jb pehli bar wo hmary ghar aai to
Ami boli
Ja putr pehn wasty pepsi ly aa
\('-')/
[__]
/ \O maa ay ki kita e

Ay Musam-e-saba Ja Tu Hi Khabr La Un Ki "KHUDA"Khair Krey

2011-11-30T03:28:00.001-08:00

Ay Musam-e-saba Ja Tu Hi Khabr La Un Ki "KHUDA"Khair Krey.....!
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Is Qadar wo Meri Yaad Se Gaafil Kbhi Howa To Na Tha

Tum Mujhe Khaak bhi Samjho To Koi Baat nahi

2011-11-30T03:28:00.000-08:00

Tum Mujhe Khaak bhi Samjho To Koi Baat nahi

SAGAR

Ye bhi Urrti Hay To Aankhon Mein Sama Jati Hai

Talash - Islamic SMS

2011-11-26T07:43:00.001-08:00

ALLAH : Insan k sath hai aur log Usy aasman p talash karty hein.

Jannat : Maan k qadmon talay hai aur log isay doosri nekyon mein talash karty hein.

Itmnan-e-Qalb: Zikr o fikr mein hai aur log isay daolat o jaydad mein talash karty hein.

Sehat: Rohaniyat k irteqa mein hai aur log isye madiyat mein dhondty hein.

Nemat: Allah k shukr mein hai aur log isay hirs mein talash karty hein.

Rizq: Sakhawat mein hai aur log isay mehnat mein talash karty hain..

New Version of All is Well - Funny SMS

2011-11-24T09:43:00.000-08:00

~All Iz Well~

....,-=~REMIIX~=-,....

~Jb Paper Ho Out Of Control"

~Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold"

~Aero Plane Bana K Bol"

~All Will Fail"
,

~Student Kya Jaane K Result Kya Hoga?

~Arey
Marks Milen Ge"
~Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga"

~Koi na jany uska fiture kya hoga..
~To Girlfriend Ghuma"

~Paise Urra"

~Paise Urraa K Bol"

~Bhaiya AAL Iz Well"

~Arey Chachu ALL Iz Well"

;-)

"Dedicated To All"

A Love Story of Soaps - Funny Marriage

2011-11-23T19:15:00.003-08:00

A LOVE STORY
Lux & Rexona were lovers,
lived in Safeguard apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove Marriage hall.
Rexona's uncle Tibet & aunty Palmy signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth to twins,
they named them Johnson & Johnson.
Moral:
Maine saray soaps k nam yad krwa dye he ab to ksi se naha lo:-)

Indus Airline - Game to Destroy Pakistan Airline (PIA)

2011-11-23T19:15:00.001-08:00

"Indus Air Line" is coming soon to rescue us from PIA.
Its owner is ... Faryal Talpur
Sister of zardari the great.
Its MD will be ex MD PIA who resigned due to strike of PIA employees in recent months.
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Ab PIA ko barbaad krne ki game to aap loog samajh he gaye hon ge.
Pakistan
Khappay. Khappay. Khappay.

Types Of Students have different Phychology

2011-11-17T09:26:00.001-08:00

1 to 3 class students: hey! I studied everything for exam!

4 to 6 class: that question was very hard so i left only that question!

7 to 8 class: read only important questions!

9 to 10 class: i think 4 chapters r enough to get pass!

11 to 12 class: yar kal exam kiska hay?!

and in university:
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Oay kameno das ta dendey aj paper c, Mere kol te pen v ni...

Dost

2011-11-15T18:03:00.003-08:00

*..D..*
Dastak b na de
*..O..*
Or apna bana le
*..S..*
Sari zindagi jo sath de
*..T..*
Takdeer jo sanwaar de
*..I..*
Isi rishtay ka naam hai,,
*..DOSTI..*

Urdu Quotations by Hazrat Ali

2011-11-15T18:03:00.001-08:00

Burai ki Misaal Aisi hy
Jis tarha
Pahaar se neechy Utrna,

Ek Qadam Uthao
To
Baki Qadam khud ba khud Uthty Chaly Jaaty hen;

aur
Acchai ki Misaal Aisi hy
Jaisy
Pahaar par Chahrna::,

Har Qadam Pichle Qadam Se Ziyada Mushkil hota hy,

Magar
Hamesha
Bulandi Milti ha

Stay blessed